>She PEGGED me, Jerry!
>She PEGGED you?>ZOOM, WHAM *cups his hand into a ring and shoves his fist through the hole* RIGHT UP THE KEISTER
>Well, did you enjoy it?>George is getting upset!!
>>220923780That doesn't sound like something that happens by accident...
>then what happened?
>I'll tell you how so, she has a dick
>what's the deal with strap ons?
>>220923805>She has a dick?! Well did she at least let you suck her off before she pegged you? >No suck off Jerry! I tried but she went straight for the pegging!>You know Georgie boy, Elaine got pegged too>Elaine got pegged?>Yep, and gaped>George turns and walks out the door then reappears and says 'that shoulda been me Jerry, not Elaine!'
>>220923878>Is it gay? Is it straight? Women like using it with other women. Men? Not so much. We're not big on competition in the bedroom like that. It's supposed to be a one man show and the wife wants to introduce a new co-leading man. You know what's its like? It's like having to shake hands with a new neighbor. Am I really gonna know this guy or am I only ever gonna see him come out of the closet every Christmas?
>>220923756>Ohhh, *tsk*>Well you know, men orgasm easier from prostate stimulation
You don't just accidentally peg someone. A finger in the butt might come as a surprise though.
>>220924002>Elaine, would you ever peg a guy?>No, never -- and if he even eluded to the idea of it, he'd be out the door on his BUTT.>*George winces and doubles over slightly*
>>220924105>Elaine please, dont say that word>but George I...>Elaine!
>>220924002Kramer would say that...
Does it actually feel good that good?Has anyone here tried it with an actual long term gf?Did they look at you different afterwards?
>>220926558i mean its not like shoving things up your ass to receive sexual gratification is anything new, people do it cause it feels good
>Jerry get ipad>George get 4chan>Elaine get onlyfans>Kramer get cryptoWhat does nü-Newman do?
>>220926558very dissapointing. im 80% sure anal is a con by gay people to make them seem more normal
>>220926633Instead of a postal worker he'd be a discord or leddit mod.
>>220926633He's a successful streamer with a charming affable sense of humor completely divorced from his real life.
>>220926633>>220926665Newman works at Door Dash and constantly complains about the minorities at work stealing his deliveries
>>220926633George get Deathnote.
>>220926846>You think Kruger should be on the list?
>>220926633trade pokemon cards
>>220923756>So?>What do you mean "so"? She pegged me!>You've never been pegged before?>Elaine enters>Jerry says to her: "George has never been pegged!">She pauses, mouth open, and turns to George>GET OUT! and shoves him backwards>He bumps his rear against the cabinet and jumps up in pain, audience roars
You people dont actually seriously watch this slop in 2026, do you?
>>220927182Go watch Euphoria, zoomer tranny
>>220926633Warhammer. He plays Tau and that's why Jerry hates him.
