90s slopkinos
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>>220924703I remember Dennis Miller Miller inexplicablably in this movie. Also a 20 some year old intern being referred to as a baby.
>>220924775Saw the trailer all the time and so.e scenes on cable, never knew Levitt was in it.
it's sad how even generic 90's slop is better than 99% of industry produced garbage today.
>>220924926Sphere and thamos crowne affair are network tv kino.
>>220924980What was the crime film that had a white woman tied up and forced to inhale Crack cocaine?
>>220924703I feel like I'm the only one who's seen this. It's really good.
>>220925027Feel the same way about the maker with Mathew modine and fairuza balk.
>>220924703>90s slopkino
>>220924703Rare movie here
>>220925074SHAKMAAaaaa!!!!!!
>>220925103That Asian chick is cheesecake bait, yum!
>>220924736>>220924967>>220925011>>220925023>>220925042>>220925048Was there a trend of ape/monkey movies in the 90s or what? I mean animal buddy movies were pretty big anyway.
>>220925140they struck while the iron was hot and certain animal handlers were open for businessBart the bear was the same way
>>220925125>snake eyes>slopMy dude, it's a fucking De Palma film. The man made Blowout, Scarface, Untouchables and Mission Impossible. He does not miss.
>>220925345Did the dolphin survive? To this day I can't tell. It's the only thing I care about.
>>220925362He certainly didn't
>>220925140Enough monkeying around!
>>220925369Nyo...
Cyberjack (1995)Freefall (1994)Terminal Velocity (1994)The Silencers (1996)Barb Wire (1996)Blind Side (1993)Cool and Crazy (1994)Champagne and Bullets (1993)The Grand Tour: Disaster in Time (1992)The Cusp (1997)Automatic (1995)Cyborg 2 (1993)Project: Shadowchaser (1992)Black Dog (1998)Timecop (1994)Double Team (1997)The Prophecy (1995)The Swordsman (1992)The Rage (1997)Maximum Risk (1996)No Contest (1995)Beyond the Law (1993)Crossworlds (1996)Stone Cold (1991)The Bloodfist sequels
>>220925530based
>>220925220>90s slopkinos>slopkinos>kinos
>>220924703The 90’s was the peak era for slopkino. Most of it featuring Nic Cage. Hollywood had a really hard time back then making flicks that weren’t wildly entertaining.
>>220924736Pump your breaks kid, this movie is a Michael Crichton classic
What was THAT movie for you growing up? The one that felt like it was repeated on TV almost every week and you stayed up and watched it every time for some reason.
>>220925617for some reason, picrel
>>220925617I swear it was on at least one Friday every month
>>220925617Local tv stations would broadcast certain movies all the time, the crow, mannequin, formula n9, pretty woman. Canal 5 had their own programming including run, Lola, run and great expectations.
>>220925844Don't forget about public domain movies, such as night of the living dead, or his girl friday
Why are there so many monkey movies?
>>220924980zesty
>all these movies>no Virtuosity Sid 6.7 would be disappointed
>>220925898Low pay and there was a novelty.>>220925844I never saw any of those on the main channels. They kept it pretty current on the programming. I remember little shop of horrors and total recall in Spanish and all the aliens in English up to 3. The oldest movie on nbc was its a wonderful life and miracle on 34th street.
>>220924926Fun fact, this movie was based on the book "The Hot Zone" by Richard Preston. His brother wrote pic related and the screenplay. Another 90's slopkino
>>220924775>What should we call our horror movie about a guy in a mask killing people in a house?>I know, H20, like water!
>>220924980>dat castAwesome
>>220926052I only remember Charlie sheen from terminal velocity and the ejection seat scene.
>>220925765I remember this and Stallone's 90s movies like Cliffhanger all over cable TV
You could pick any two non-monkey movies from this thread, watch them tonight, and you'd be thoroughly entertained.
>>220926206True that
>>220924980Will watch for vexed doctor and The Tuch
Depp's best role
>>220925606Congo was pretty schlocky compared to Jurassic park. No way they had a decent budget the ending sequence with all the apes looks so bad
>>220926285This, ticks, and the fear were childhood slop kino.
>>220925617Lol I remember Viggo playing the douche rich business guy who wants to free climb out of the tunnel. Reminded me of towering inferno but not as good obviously
>>220926206George of the Jungle is genuinely good too though.
Space Truckers is worth it for debi mazzar booba
>>220925140It was everywhere in the 90s and early 00s
>what if we made this movie called "toys" that looks like a kid's film actually be a weird psychedelic fever dream that's also somehow really boring despite that
>>220925075Can’t find it on BitTorrent or what not :-(
>>220926514?
>>220925024The Rock isn't slop
>>220925103You won with old Tony Curtis but I'm going to post this anyway.>>220926514I was going to recommend the release before >>220926543 posted it but there are others out there as well. Private trackers are usually your best with movies like this.
>>220924778You could see her boobs!
>>220924926Watched this last night. JT Walsh steals that one scene he’s in.
>>220925140>Was there a trend of ape/monkey movies in the 90s or what? I mean animal buddy movies were pretty big anyway.It’s just how the “Handshake club” tells you what their plans are for the world.
>>220926478damn, was gonna post this.Good flick.
>>220925948Someone who I know who is a major fan of Denzel , once commented to me that he couldn’t remember any BAD Denzel films, and then he remembered “Virtuosity”. I was sort of offended.
>>220926462>what if we made this movie called "toys" that looks like a kid's film actually be a weird psychedelic fever dream that's also somehow really boring despite thatI’m still angry critics crapped on this film, persuading me to not see the film till years later. Magritte and Surrealists kino.
>>220925321Great movieRon Silver is the king of slopkinos
>>220925027Great soundtrack album
>>220926834>JT Walsh steals that one scene he’s in.great actor. Everyone should watch Red Rock West, 90s kino, definitely not slop.
>>220925027the soundtrack was more popular than the film itself>>220926253best Die Hard knockoff
>>220924775Most tense scene: Michael can't get a gate open with keys. Borderline parody.
>>220925027I tried to watch this but had stop midway... it was pretty damn bad
>>220925220>how DARE you post De Slopma in a slop thread
>>220926253Is Cliffhanger slop tho? I think it's a grade a action film.
>>22092723580s tho. Great pre-Lethal Weapon/Die Hard Christmas action movie.
>>220924926Kino
>>220925140Ape trends comes in waves we might see another wave of it in another decade
>>220926308that movie is great the amount of people in on the conspiracy why not just kill Hillary Clinton themselves
>>220924703legit more redpilled then eyes wide shut.
Slop yuppie horror kino.
Proper 90s slop
>>220928054good stuff, this
>>220928860plus this
>>220925015Hell yeah, was about to post this.
>>220928860I see kino, I don't see slop
>>220926986what was his fucking problem?
Arrested Development was so real for that joke this is really just a thread for movies whose titles would look good on a hat.
>>220924703Jennifer Connely's tits are the only real reason to watch but what a reason.
>>220930034I've seen this, feels like 5 movies in one, maybe not slop though
>>220924993there he is, bitch-killer baldwin, observing his next victim from the shadows. but when the time comes, he will be in broad daylight, smiling at her as he pulls the trigger.
>>220925530Some kinos in here
>>220924703If this happened now we would never find out what happened
>>220930124I'll find you Mike
>>220925294lmao this was awesomehe reused his accent from Welcome Back Kotter
>>220930262The chick in this one had great legs.
>>220926052>>220925345Rollinskino right here
>>220930262Certified kino
>>220925362He did. In cyberspace!
>>220926986Arrival in Corey Haim's butthole.
>>220927152G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-great m-m-m-m-m-movie!
>>220930034I get this movie confused with the one starring Michelle Pfeiffer with the Coolio song on the soundtrack
>>220930553Shut the fuck Feldman
>>220925011A FUCKING RIDLEY SCOTT
>>220930034it'll never not be funny that they had that jigger faggot rapaport play a neonazi
>>220930034Dont forget the sapphic erotica with buffy.
>>220927099Fun fact, sigourney didnt warn the spitting in the face to Harry connect jr.
>>220926805Along with American pie and the 5th element on the trigecta films for cunnilingus.
Thanks. Gonna save this thread for recs.
>>220930553Don't besmirch The Arrival, you dumb pleb.
>Lucy Liu wears erotic underwear which exposes her petite natural breasts.
cagekino
Dante's Peak wishes it was as cool as Volcano
Tales from the Crypt Presents Demon Knight/Bordello of Blood
>>220925042I remember something like this but with a panda
>>220924946Because they were trying to entertain you in the 90’s.
Only shark slop I like
>>220933428The process used to be>get a decent story>producer backs it>get some decent actors>film it>show it>everyone makes money based on how good it isNow>choose any existing popular story, preferably that already has an established audience>cut away anything original as the producer demands it>choose any combination of actors that always have a minority man, a white woman, a minority woman, regardless of talent>film it>run 15 test screenings to make sure you have the biggest possible market appeal (as in: any retard can follow the plot)>cut anything that might be challenging>producers sell the movie making their money back regardless of outcome, as this kind of slop is produced on an industrial scale
>>220928075Great cast in this one
>>220932407Now im interested.
>>220933974Back then we had actual stars, but now the IP is the star
>>220925024Genuine cinema from start to end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80UQWWUIYs
I said god damn what a rush!
>>220926861>sir how many cokehead actors do you want in the movie?>Bring me all of them
>>220935026There's nothing slop about this oneit's a certified classic
>>220924736Pure slopkino classic
>>220925948vintroon ruined this movie for me
How do you guys define slopkino? Many of the movies posted here are beloved classics and great in their own right.
>>220925125>movie is about a man named Charles Kirkland being assassinated>was supposed to end with Trump Taj Mahal being obliterated in a flood sent by GodWhat the fuck did they know
>>220935277I just read it as cheesy 90's movies that have more than a few 90's tropes to them and IF they somehow managed to get oscar nominated it was for its score or sound mixing or some shit. Basically something like Cliffhanger, which few people probably know got nominated for 3 oscars in Best Sound , Best Sound Effects Editing and Best Visual Effects (it got brutally owned by Jurassic Park that year rip). It also got 4 nominations at the razzies, Worst Picture, Worst Supporting Actor (John Lithgow), Worst Supporting Actress (Janine Turner) and Worst Screenplay and has a like 6.5 on imdb. It did make it into the top 10 highest grossing films of 93 so its well known and loved, but i think its a perfect fit.
>>220935277Yeah people are posting shit like demolition man/the rock/cliffhanger in here, which are all stone cold classics
>>220935529I think if a movie managed to notch up multiple razzie nominations (including worst picture) it can be considered slop.
>>220925027I remember this being pretty much the same movie.
>>220935674Is this the one with a white girl tied up and forced to smoke Crack cocaine?
This has a great cast including an unhinged Billy Zane as the bad guy
actually pretty good film but I rarely see anyone mention it
>>220935277You want the slop, I'll give you the slop.
>>220935899a generational latino crime epic isnt usually what /tv/ is into. but that is worth watching
>>220935899Everyone mentions this all the time.>Vatos locos por siempre, ese!
>>220935926For me it's this one
Proto-AI generated movie
>>220936362There is nothing slop about classic Seagal
>>220936362thats one of the few not slop seagal movies
jfc all seagal 90's moves (and his 80's ones) are slop. His only post 90's cinematic slop release is Exit Wounds, all the rest is straight to dvd puke.
>>220935864Im in. Loved him since tales from the crypt and the cameo in the boys and the believer.
>>220936634Exit Wounds is fucking boring compared to the first 4 Seagal movies
>>220936852They’re all junk.
>>220932421>What were you expecting? A monster?
>>220937425Machine was a real jerk!
>>220927122>>220927081>JUDGMENT NIIIIIIIIIGHT
>>220925024This is actually one of the best movies ever made, anon.
>>220925102This movie is amazing to watch if you're on some sort of marijuana or mushroom. You really feel bad for the kidnappers, they take an absolute beating
>>220935277The thing is, even though some of them are considered classics now, at the time they were still just seen as run of the mill genre slop.
>>220925024This movie is the main reason michael bay still has a career even though he’s done so, so much shit.
I haven't watched this since the 90s but remember liking it. Is it worth revisiting?
>>220938175I thought it sucked but everyone else seems to love it.
>>220925530Based No Contest (1995) enjoyer
>>220927910just watched this and your right. It has a secret cannible pedophile tranny cult and represted memories. Also it fuckin sleeze kino.
Fuck you if you disagree this is charming
>>220938931but everyone likes Cool Runnings
>>220938973Only got a 75% on rotten tomatoes so "everyone" is kinda an overstatement
>>220924703If WB was responsible for this slop I'm glad they got absorbed
Do stoner films count as slopkino?
>>220939914Stonerslop cannot be kino.
>>220924736I'm currently reading the novel and I have nearly finished it without actually enjoying any of it. It isn't so bad that I put it down and it reads and progresses quickly but none of it has really interested me.
>>220925617I love how the dog randomly pops up alive at the end of the movie after being under freezing water for ~15 minutes.
bump
The Substitute
>>220935876this has something like 6 sequels
iykyk
>>220938931I haven't seen this one since the 90s but I loved it back then
>>220938175yes, certified kino
>>220924980This really should have been titled “in 2 deep”
>>220941701Here's a good one for you. Christopher Lambert and Mario Von Peebles in a 90s action B movie where they're trying to steal money from a bunch of coke dealers in central America. With circa 1993 Jean Luc Picard, Patrick Stewart as the crazy lead coke dealer.
>>220942331Oh yeah, it also has Dennis Leary in it as a mercenary. Fun cast, for whatever reason they decided to market it as a black film even though the cast has more spics and whites in it.
>>220942331>>220942359Thanks anon, looks good, Lambert is the king of b-movies
>>220942331Speaking of buddykino about drug lords
>>220938817Loved this shit.Jason Bourne meets Die Hard but McClane a bitch instead.
https://youtu.be/DvFzDZb8ttE?si=YAaLVQ-SsIZd6XUS&t=43
