>westeros is to...le west of easterosThe American Tolkien
>bravo god
>>220925312What's the tax policy in Burgeros?
havent seen this thread since yesterday
>>220925418I remember those days, I'm so old now fuck.
>>220925406No income tax, at least until Schlomo "Littleforeskin" Baelowitz gets enough influence in their Small Council
What cardinal direction would you have put Westeros in, if you're so smart?
>>220925312>the american tolkeinGRRM is a poop obsessed idiot that writes soap operas for women, that's why he doesn't even bother with his books now and does video games and television instead. He has so little in common with tolkein it's crazy they're compared at all, even if they're both technically "fantasy"
>>220925406Hobbit rape
>>220925312First time i saw this map i thought it must be bait. Wast a shit looking map. Drew better ones in middle school.Anyone else draw maps for their fantasy worlds as a kid?
>>220926545>he typed out the post instead of copyingFucking retarded newfag
>>220926932Are you saying you thought that the map with the continent in the shape of an upside-down Africa named Hivpositos that has the notable feature of the Plains of Bucks alongside the cities of Brokeen, Wewuz and Nig might be bait and not 100% canon to the setting of Game of Thrones?
>>220925312I’m starting to suspect this map isn’t actually canon…
>>220927102Im talking about the shape and geography of everything. Even if the map in op is altered, i dont think the original was much different.
>>220927132The original is the top left corner until about a third of the way down and along the edges
>>220928213And it's ugly and just does not look natural
>>220928435We're talking about the image in the OP, not what you see in the mirror
>>220928457I could shit a bettet map
>>220926472Why do they call him Littleforeskin? Wait a minute... has their gender already been revealed in the books?
>>220925406You can pay your taxes Tuesday for a burger today
>>220925330>an alien?yes, and his name is Svartiblartfast from the planet Magratheahe even won an award for those fjords
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