That exact spot, Sam? By that specific scarecrow in that specific patch of wheat?

>character rapes all the young hobbits on his land
>named farmer faggot
bravo tolkien

>>220926631
What was he even doing there at that random location in the first place? It's not like he was visiting anywhere or doing work in the field (why would he stop in the middle of a field if working it)

>OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

>>220926631
Yes i fucked the scarecrow in the ass once and sat down in the path.

>>220926703
We all had her Sam.

>>220926664
he was counting his steps guys, it's not the exact spot

>>220926631
He recognizes the scarecrow because it can be seen from the road to Bree. They just aren't on the road because they were trying to be stealthy

>>220926631
It's the end of the wheat field right before the corn field. So he probably meant the end of one farm and the start of another.

Test

>>220926829
If I write one more post, it'll be the most posts I've ever written.

>>220926569
Come on, Sam.. I'll suck your dick. I'll eat your shit

>>220926631
That was the exact spot where Bill Carson buried the stolen Confederate gold.

>>220926569
Need an edit with the Jeepers Creepers scarecrow

>>220926569
If this was the farthest he had ever gone, how did he know about farmer maggot when they bump into merry and pippen?

>>220926934
If I suck one more dick, it'll be the furthest from straight I've ever been

>>220926631
Localized entirely within the Shire?

>>220926631
LOTR but every character is a hyper autistic pedant