>otacon looking tier nerd dude irl with a sleeper build underneath gets the hot girlNite GODwl.
He deserved it, he was a hard worker.
>>220928979Seeing Patrick Wilson in something that's not a horror movie always catches me odd guard.
>>220928979One of the most pointless sex scenes of all time
>>220929083True to the graphic novel tho
>>220929083It's kind of hilarious though how each and every other Watchmen has deep-seated psychological issues but Dan's only real hangup is that he can't get an erection unless he fights crime first
>>220928979>look at hot girl in glasses and a ponytail>"these morons think we can fall for an idiotic trick like that?">see Patrick Wilson in glasses>"Lol, look at this scrawny nerd, let's make fun of him"
>>220929083Yeah well
>gets sloppy seconds from a giant blue radioactive man.His dick is gunna fall off.
>>220928979>The Boys, but actually good
>>220929756>radioactiveThat was all a ruse, tardo.
>>220929873He can see the future because of the experiments tho
>>220929756don't pretend you wouldn't fuck dr manhattan if given the chance
>>220929935Tachyons, anon. Ozy was blocking his foresight
>>220929935The cancer scare was a hoax. Did you even watch the youtube reaction video?
>>220929123Wtf were they smoking before they fucked?
>>220929212I thought it was because he felt like an old loser and needed the self esteem boost before sex. I didnt know his dick didnt work until he beat some dudes up.
>>220930724Tobacco, it comes in balls you stick into that round thing she's trying to light.
>>220929123Bro I draw comicsAnd if a writer ever hand me a 13 panel script and goes "it should all fit on one page!" I'll punch him in the nose
>>220930754I always thought it was like pure nicotine or something. Good to know either way.
>>220930801alan moore autistically described each panel iirc, the artist was not being made to think about page composition
>>220928979>Rorschach's journal, October 12, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.>Edward Blake. 67 years old. 6'2". A solid 225. The guy was built like a linebacker.>He had to have been thrown. Another covid death.
>>220930801Alan Moore would not be the writer to nut up to.
>>220930853let's not pretend moore is any kind of badass
>>220930862 OK, then lets accept that he’s an incredible pain in the ass with enough “pull” to kick any artist who gave him shit to the curb. He’s not going to kick your ass or break out his “I know Kung Fu” face. He’s going to fire you. Now, on the positive side he’s not going to go out of his way to shit on your next job. I don’t think the crazy bastard’s brain works like that. You’ll just never work with him again.
>>220930928moore would absolutely blackball you from the industry if he had the power and inclination, everything we know of him suggests he's a shitty person
>>220929212Dan's hangup is that he's a super genius and extremely competent detective (he takes one evening to solve the "mask killer" case that Rorsharch had been working on full time for weeks) with a bunker full of functional, practical gear and when the feds told him to knock off crime fighting he said "...okay..." like they can fucking stop him. He feels impotent because he's a coward. After he realizes he can still go out and do cool things as gayer themed Batman, he remembers what a fucking actual ubermensch he is
>>220931044>competent detective don't forget master hacker, he broke into Adrian's computer on his second try.
>>220931203he had the obvious password anon. that's not hacking
>>220930801This is why nobody reads your slop about furries
>>220931239The obvious password was ramses. He used his hacking skills to figure out it was ramses ii.
>>220931314Ozymandias = Rameses II
>>220928979>gets the hot girlYeah he's sure enjoying manhatten's sloppy seconds.
>>220929123Nice, even the fire metaphor is taken from the comic.
>>220931566it is a testament to how spoiled 00's audiences were that they considered snyder watchmen to be unfaithful just for swapping out the squid for bombs
i like the ultimate retard edition with the black freighter spliced in
>>220931611Because it doesn't make sense with bombs. In the original the US and Soviet Union unite to face the threat of interdimensional squids who destroyed NYC. Snyder changed this to the US and Soviet Union uniting to face the threat of the US' superweapon who has just destroyed Moscow and fifty other cities.
>>220931744you guys can keep repeating all this and it still wont' be true
>>220928979damn who is the chick
>>220929083one of my first wanks
>>220931757Shut up Zack.
>>220931857watchmen is going to be remembered as one of his good movies and all the fat millennials will simply have to cry about it
>>220931872Relative to his other movies it's not the worst one.
i love 300 and watchmen and the watchmen hbo series
>Beginning of film shows the first Generation all gathering for a photo, they're all people in costumes>Shows the next Generation all gathering for a photo, they're all people in costumes again only this time Doctor Manhattan is amongst them a literal ethereal god who can teleport to other planets, explode people in wet chunks & doesn't die
>>220931546>Yeah he's sure enjoying manhatten's sloppy seconds.Did Manhattan even jizz? Laurie certainly never got pregnant and they were together for a few years.
