Pinkmaiden editionHotD Season 3 Final Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e96HaqR0mjM
A bear there was, a bear, a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair.The bear! The bear!Oh come they said, oh come to the fair!The fair? Said he, but I'm a bear!All black and brown, and covered with hair!And down the road from here to there.From here! To there!Three boys, a goat and a dancing bear!They danced and spun, all the way to the fair!The fair! The fair!Oh, sweet she was, and pure and fair!The maid with honey in her hair!Her hair! Her hair!The maid with honey in her hair!The bear smelled the scent on the summer air.The bear! The bear!All black and brown and covered with hair!He smelled the scent on the summer air!He sniffed and roared and smelled it there!Honey on the summer air!Oh, I'm a maid, and I'm pure and fair!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!A bear! A bear!I'll never dance with a hairy bear!The bear, the bear!Lifted her high into the air!The bear! The bear!I called for a knight, but you're a bear!A bear, a bear!All black and brown and covered with hairShe kicked and wailed, the maid so fair,But he licked the honey from her hair.Her hair! Her hair!He licked the honey from her hair!Then she sighed and squealed and kicked the air!My bear! She sang. My bear so fair!And off they went, from here to there,The bear, the bear, and the maiden fair
The king demands a Rod Report, posthaste.
>>220929106Dragoncock status?
"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowIn a coat of gold or a coat of redA lion still has clawsMine are long and sharp, my lordAs long and sharp as yoursAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hear"And who are you?" The proud Lord said"That I must bow so low"Only a cat of a different coatThat's all the truth I knowAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearAnd so he spoke, and so he spokeThat Lord of CastamereBut now the rains weep o'er his hallAnd not a soul to hearand so he spoke(That Lord of Castamere) Lord of Castamere(But now the rains) weep o'e
>>220929106about as useless as nipples on a breastplate stretcher, your grace
AAAGGHH! AAAGGHH! AAAGGHH!
THE HEIR FOR A DAYDID YOU SAY IT?
Daemon it's all just a story lol
He looks so happy to be close to his underage relative :^)
>>220929073TAOOBA!
It's UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hOcqPRWIHY
>>220929106Your Grace... I'm afraid that you have lost half of the Dragoncock's length... Now it's only an inch longer than prince Aemond's...
>>220929199Mayhaps...
>>220929122Aerys2 not severely punishing Tywin for pulling that shitshow and being somehow amazed by the acts instead, already showed he was an incompetent retard of a king who would cause the downfall of Targshits.
>>220929106You know have three!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aribFf2sG90&t=31s
>>220929923He loves his nephews.
>>220930616>Daeron, now put on this black and red dress and call me 'sweet nuncle' (I miss Rhaenyra so much)
Burning people with dragons will stop.Skinchanging will stop.Incest will stop.Blood magic will stop.Human sacrifice will stop.Polygamy will stop.Seeing the future will stop.Stealing faces will stop.Women's rights will stop.Necromancy will stop.Tyranny will stop.Hightowers will rule.
>>220931599Hightowers do magic as well though...
>>220931661Accusing Hightowers of using magic will stop.
>>220931661That's different, that's good magic, that's pure magic
>>220929073egg is icsh
>>220930616>this fake daeron plotI am already bored of it. What is wrong with these people, seriously. JUST ADAPT THE FUCKING BOOK HOLY FUCK
>>220932789I don't mind, the fake Daeron is quite icsh, not as much as Jeor Mormont though.
>>220932841but jeor is not icsh tho
>tfw your brother is a bitter man
is anyone gonna get eaten this season?
>>220934895Rhaenyra and alicent eat each others assholes
>>220929106What was the point of talking about his cock?
>>220931599FUCKING BASED
>>220935327
>>220935327>>220935384Bloodraven is the most prolific targkiller
>>220935327>ai generated wojaksAs a president of Blackfyre chads, we do not want you.Kys.
>>220931599>the necromancy will stop>Hightowers will rule.Is he unaware?
>>220936356clearly not
>>220932563luke is icsh
i thought about it, and with the greens completely cut out of the targ line (jaehaera's death is canonically pointless), there's no reason to care about a targ restoration later in the seriesthe house is cursed now
>>220937770luke is still alive tho
>>220937770Targ restoration was already pointless when the crown passed on to Jaehaerys instead of Aerea and the Gods punished him for it by killing Daenerys.
>>220937818The Gods killed a whole bunch of his children, they were really pissed at him.
>>220937770>>220937818Targ restoration was pointless the second the line of the conqueror was killed with maegor because (((maesters))) poisoned him to make him infertileThe ruling dinasty all comes from the bastards of Rahenys, that she had with random men.
>>220937891>maesterswe're pretending western men are the problem now and now inbred schizo (((targs))) that lost their homeland?
>>220937891maegor was a homunculus, you heretic
>>220937917>incestuous schizos that lost their homelandA little on the (((nose))) for GRRM.
arya stark will come back from her travels with dragon eggs which will bond to the stark bloodline
why are all of the threads on /tv/ so slow now?
>>220938471maybe most anons can't deal with the new captcha
>>220938471Most of the shitposters just don't want to deal with the captcha after the hack.
>>220937917Come now, drop the charade.You seethe endlessly about world conquering overmen and think that couching the postcolonial ranting about white devils and their tricknology in triple brackets is going to make your third world ptsd less obvious.
>>220938471>>220938570>>220938622unlike us who are still here most anons found girlfriends and are out dating or having sex
>>220938640nah they're just zoomzooms who don't want to solve the captcha and would rather just scroll tiktok for their instant dopamine hit
>>220937146Strange, considering that the hightowers founded the citadel as a cabal of necromancers and others of that ilk.Another case of the erudite hightowerfag not having read the damn books. And there are many, MANY such cases.
>>220938682lmao
>Dinnerys
>>220938471Up to last year we were pretty much back to pre 2016 levels before the_donald tourist invasion most likely it's just the captcha after the hack
poppa bear?
>>220930324THAT'S TAOOBA!
In adwd dany has a dream where she's sleeping with a man with blue lips but when he puts his dick in her it's cold as ice which makes her wake up scaredat first one might think that's euron playing magic tricks on dany because of the blue lips but after thinking about it for a while, ain't this likely to be Jon ?>corpses have blue lips as well and jon is a dead body>characters that get stabbed always says the blade feels cold as iceSo is fatman kinda hinting here dany will expect love from jon but he will ultimately end up stabbing her ? (pretty much like what happened in the show)
>I'm sending Aerion to the Backrooms>a few years in the liminal spaces may change him for the better
>>220937610season 1 bran is icsh
POPPA BEAR!
>>220937891based>>220937917>>220937951tower niggers paint their nails
>>220931599What about the Giants?They're pretty chill
>>220940206oh shit he was that nigga in blackrooms
