This was actually a solid movie
>>220932650Its fine but any scene which deviates too far from the original is a disaster. All the scenes explaining why Michael is all fucked up are also not needed.
>>220932743Did you see the cut script? Lmaohttps://archive.org/details/halloween-2007-treatment/Halloween%20%282007%29%20%5BEARLY%20DRAFT%202006%5D/mode/1up
>>220932650His Halloween 2 is a masterpiece
>>220932772Agreed
>>220932743>Halloween (1978) is about Michael Myers>Halloween 2 set up Ben Tramer who is secretly part of the Cult of Thorn; Michael is Laurie's sibling but everyone agrees it would be a scandal if it gets out so people are paid off to shut up about it and records are illegally destroyed.>After "The Night He Came Home," in Haddonfield, John Carpenter made two movies based on the event into Halloween 1 and 2 (this is shown In Halloween 3), so people think Michael is related to Laurie as a result. Laurie and her family deny it.>Halloween 3 happens but happens elsewhere, but Silver Shamrock masks make it to Haddonfield (see Halloween 2018)>The "Michael" in Halloween 4-6 is Ben Tramer and not Michael. Jamie Lloyd isn't really related to the Lloyds or Michael, but to Ben Tramer instead. Jamie and Ben's son is born in Halloween 6, Jamie is killed, and her son and is taken by the Cult to be given to another family to raise. >The Michael in Halloween H20 to Resurrection is a failed clone of Mike Myers created by Dr. Evil and his henchmen (during the events of the first Austin Powers film). This clone thinks he's Michael Myers because he has the same name.>Laurie in H20/Resurrection is really a woman named Keri Tate who is constantly pretending to be Jamie Lee Curtis characters; that month she's pretending she's what an older Laurie Strode would be like, which brings her to H20-Mike's attention.
>>220933142>After Halloween Resurrection, H20-Mike fights Pinhead, who wins and forces him to join the new show, "Big Horror Movie Brother" (see the Robot Chicken sketch to see how that turned out).>The Michael Myers in Rob Zombie's Halloween is Ben Tramer and Jamie Lloyd's son. They faked his birth records, and his unusual age/size comes from how his parents were related and also supernatural shit from the Cult was involved (they gave him to another family that had the surname Myers).>Everyone who died in the movies before Halloween 2018 but is shown alive is actually part of the Cult of Thorn.>Michael Myers escaped from prison in 2018, causing Ben Tramer to reawaken after hearing the news, both are killing people in Haddonfield but everyone thinks it's one person.>Ben Tramer is the "Michael" of Halloween Kills who killed a lot of people. He is eventually caught and killed some time after the end of Halloween Kills (but before Halloween Ends), but they realize Michael is still on the loose.>Michael doesn't show up again until Halloween Ends and is killed by Laurie and Allyson.>Corey becomes the new Michael
>>220932650No
from the OG script So unlike the final film there is a year. 1978 with young Michael Myers before cutting ahead 17 years later. Instead of killing a rat he masturbates to polaroid photos of dead animals and is caught by Judith which is why she jerks off the milk bottle in this version. Michael is still bullied but it occurs in the school cafeteria during a class screening of an old horror flick. Instead of killing said bullies Myers murders a nine year old girl with the log and urinates on her.Before going to work his mom, drops him at a school function. He would sneak back into the house, to murder everyone. This would be a pov sequence unlike the finished film. Young Michael records all the murders on a tape recorder, which he was listening to when he pleasured himself. Before killing his elder sister, he fondles her exposed breasts.More time is spent in Smith's Grove. Dr Loomis has a wife and the ending has Michael shot down by police which made its way into the shooting script. Michael also talks as an adult, saying Boo to Laurie and to his mother, who kills herself in the adult Michael part of the movie, in front of him.
>>220933278WE WERE DENIED OF SEVERE KINOWE WERE FUCKING ROBBED OF ZOMBIE MASTERPIECE
>>220933278Holy fucking kino
>>220933420Why do we never get anything cool?
>>220932650i wish the whole movie was him in prison killing peoplewould be even more kino if he went back to his school and killed kidsi dont like halloween i just like the character from that movie specifically
brick shithouse myers will always be the best
>>220932650Better than the latest shitty trilogy we got, that's for sure
>>220933746Cute
>>220932650It's easily my favorite Halloween film and imo the best slasher film of this century. Also really like the director's cut of Halloween 2, theatrical version is ass though.
>>220932650I agree
>>220933746true enoughbest haloween
>>220933746I'm just sick to death of Hollywood bringing back geriatric actors in an attempt to nostalgiabait people. Especially Jamie Lee Curtis who was ugly even when she was young, and was never more than a mediocre actress
Would be better if it cold opened with Loomis' found-footage style materials followed by the Halloween night mixed with investigation-style flashbacks.
>>220933746For me it was in Halloween II
>>220933746It was just so fucking boring
>>220933746True, I'll take Halloween 4 over that trilogy, not 5 tho, 5 isn't very good, but I do like Michael Myers using a Scythe to kill people, he should do that more often, it looks cool
>>2209343425 is horrendously bad, producer's cut of 6 is criminally underrated thoughever
The rape scene in the directors cut is really unnecessary, you could just feel the jewishness of it all
Michael Myers get ipad
>>220934378yeah the theatrical is the way to go for the first movie, director's cut for the second movie
>>220934342
>>220933746>latest shitty trilogyThe best thing to come out of it is EVIL DIES TONIGHT and that's it
>>220934402Whats weird is that you couldn't find a theatrical cut of the movie when it came out on DVD, im sure they have it now but I do remember it being odd
Best Zombie Movie? Worst?
>>220935140>bestThe Lords of Salem>worstThe Munsters
I liked how all the fags who shit on the Zombie movies for being too brutal were praising all the scenes in the David Gordon Meme movies where Michael acts like the Rob Zombie version
>>22093521131 was kinda fun too, I thought it would be horrid.
>>220935240that was his last good movie
>>220935140>bestThe Devil's Rejects>worstThe Munsters
I wish he did the Boardwalk Bullies movie, hell I wouldn't mind seeing him do something TCM related with Tin Head.
>>220935304Anything with Bill Moseley where he can ham it up or act psycho I'd watch.
>>220932650>What if Michael Myers had an abusive childhoodDeep
>>2209351401) Halloween2) The Lords of Salem3) House of 1000 Corpses4) The Devil's Rejects5) Halloween 26) 317) El SuperbeastoPOWER GAP8) 3 From Hell9) The Munsters
>>220935627>4) The Devil's Rejects"Bitch, I will skull-fuck the shit outta you."
>>220932650You know what was missing from the original, over explaining the monsters motivations
>>220933957>>220933420There were plans for a third one which would have retconned the ending of 2. However it was turned down because it was too focused on Laurie becoming an evil girlboss partner
>>220935806Yeah god forbid Rob makes the concept his own instead of just aping Carpenter's versionThere's no pleasing you faggots
>>220932650The first one sure maybe second one no.
>>220935896News of Carpenter's involvement in the 2028 TV series has gone silent, probably because fans don't like the idea of him killing the franchise and puppeting its corpse
I love how it shows Michael Myers as a kid. Especially when he kills the bully lmao
>>220932650>This was actually a solid movieAt the beginning of the movie Rob is playing a janitor and he says to to another janitor, "I've got me a sure as shit idea!" and his idea was to rape a girl next to Mikey while wearing a mask.
>>220935896>The real monster is mental illnessFucking hack
>>220936131>the guy who kills a bunch of people is shown to be a psychopath>this triggers the carpenterfag
>>220935896No explanation is better than not having one. Faggot.
>>220932650I actually like the first half more than the last half, where it just becomes a boring abridged scene-for-scene remake of Halloween. Everything up to Michael's mom shooting herself is great. It's also one of those few cases where I prefer the theatrical cut, where Michael just kung fus his way out of Smith's Grove because not only is the rapey version just go out of its way to be excessively exploitative for the sake of it. The premise itself is retarded. >Let's rape a bitch in front of the giant man who has a history of violent homicide, and also fuck around with his masks that he clearly has hang ups about. That seems like a great idea that won't backfire in the slightest.
>>220936204>Rob Zombie hillbilly diner goths need to be told that the serial killer is a psychopath
>>220935896This
Zombies Halloween 2 is legit one of the best films in the Halloween franchise
I miss Rob's movies. He's cool. His movies are like direct-to-VHS horror films, and for the most part, that's what horror movies are about
>>220937300But people here hate him!
>>220937330People here hate everything, it's part of the deal, they will miss him someday
>>220937403I can see hating like Uwe Boll, but roh zombie!
>>220937131100%
>>220933746She cute, too bad her tattoo is so massive it covers almost half of her naked body
>>220933746yjk dani was an insatiable sex midget her whole life
>>220937131only the director's cut
>>220939964What did it change? I haven’t seen it in years
>>220932650There is zero reason for this to be a Halloween remake. He could have just made his own IP.
>>220940966You could say that for most of the Halloween movies
>>220932650No it's not, it's fucking awful, and the sequel is worse whenever Brad Dourif isn't onscreen.
>>220934436Pretty sure H2 Directors Cut is DVD exclusive, which is also weird.
>>220941002Objectively wrong
>>220935140I can only tolerate House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects, rest of his movies are garbage.
>>220932772Some of that was because the Weinsteins gave him a hard time and he was kind of going f you. In an interview rob says When the first had a big opening on Labor Day weekend the Weinsteins were arguing about how it could’ve made more. 1 was alright when it wasn’t being too white trash and good casting
>>220932650Sherri moon zombie as baby firefly in house of 1000 corpses is kind of similar to Harley Quinn just a little crazier and more annoying voice. She might’ve played her good in the 2000s
>>220936600>I actually like the first half more than the last halfwhile I did enjoy big boy michael on this film the part right after he escapes the asylum is pretty much a 1/1 recreation of the first film. Also agreed, the theatrical cut is much better.
