Odyssey
>>220934255Why is Odysseus in a central/eastern European forest fighting medieval knights? Did he time travel or something?
>Worse armor than Rings of PowerGrim
>>220934352Excuse me mate, were you there? No? Well fuck off then
>>220934255Who the fuck are those guys?The original odyssey has a few monsters and none of them are 9 foot tall ogres
>>220934393laestrygonians I think
>>220934371>Excuse me mate, were you there?Yes, actually. It was revealed to me in a dream.
>>220934352The twist is that the movie is a modern larp
>>220934393tribe of giant cannibals from Sicily
>>220934393Laestrygonians are big guys 4 u but they're primitive, not working steel plate like these things. They throw boulders from the cliffs and smash Odysseus' fleet while he keeps his ship away from the shore.
Are the Gods even in this? I wanna see Zeus throwing down some lightning bolts
>>220934371I fact, I was there and this is all wrong, No, I won't be answering further questions.
>>220934473>tall sicilianssomehow even less believable than the rest of the odyssey 2bh
>>220934393Laestrygonians is my guess. They are a tribe of giants that eat most of Odysseus’s men and destroy many of his ships. No clue why they are wearing fake looking medieval armor like that though.
>>220934488Zendaya is a god
>>220934255>YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>>220934497yes, anon your ~1300BC sicilians were exactly the same as the modern ones. And Timmies always populated Missouri even pre discovery of America.
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>>220934586>This is your first thoughtBrain rot
>>220934572They weren't, but they were also pretty short. I mean, we have thousands of ancient genomes, including bronze age ones from Sicily.
>>220934255>Nolan >thinkinglmao
>>220934255Abysmal marketing campaign. At this point, I won't be shocked anymore if the movie doesn't go over $550M at the box office.
why are their hands exposedand even more confusing if their hands are exposed where are the crossguards on their swords
Let's fucking goooooooooooooooooooo
>>220934656>army gets decimated and cannot recoverHubris at its finest
>>220934656>that geriatric waddlematt damon's getting old bros...
>>220934255>WHY DOES THIS MOVIE HAVE BLACK PEOPLE IN IT>Entire cast is American.Malakas!
>>220934255>What the fuck is Nolan thinkin?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eS797lGsa2M
>>220934701>>that geriatric waddleReminds me of Josh Brolin running in Dune
>>220934656with everything else we've seen, I am willing to bet the choice of words here was no accident
I think Lupita Nyong'o was perfectly cast as Helen of Troy. Ever since she was cast, all men have been doing is fighting over her.
>>220934930>Lupita Nyong'oSo many random girls who mog her just walking the street
>>220934639>why are their hands exposedSo you can see they are black and the scene the giant blacks with plate armor murdering whites makes the movie eligible for an oscar.
>>220934421>laestrygoniansLetstrygoonians?
>>220934701>>220934656kek, it looks like he shidded his perizoma
>>220934639>>220935121There's the reason why their hands are exposed
>>220934656I want to AI him doing the fortnight floss dance.
>>220934656Can someone transition this to Tommy Shelby and the horse?
>>220935121lusty argonians
>>220935225I-I WILL STAND AGAINST THEM, Bros.
>>220935454Even against my Odysussy?
>>220934930Le reddit post
He’s probably thinking he made an odyssey movie
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