>we have to assassinate this man who has 200 guards
>let's fight our way through all 200 to kill him
There's no cleverness, no assassination plot, no characterization. The movie has a single bad guy who is depicted as being pretty good at fighting, the rest are fodder

>>220934343
>Literally turn an entire village into one big trap
You sir are a fucking liar

>>220934482
>goofy twig walls spawn in like a video game arena so they can fight all the guards head on
There were a handful of bombs that felt like actual attempts at being assassins, and then the rest was just a dumbass excuse to not have any of the characters leave the fighting ground and watch 50 minutes of them killing each other.

I didn't expect to find Last Samurai Standing being less hacky and more interesting than this

>>220934592
>the rest was just a dumbass excuse to not have any of the characters leave the fighting ground
Almost like that was the point of the trap you fucking retard

>>220934269
If you don't think the last 40 minutes are kino you're a faggot.

>>220934634
Constructing half a dozen borderline magical hidden moving wooden walls to trap people around a village so you can fight them while outnumbered 10 to 1 is a childish plot to a movie that's supposedly a masterpiece. 5 minutes into the attack they've abandoned all tactics and schemes and simply fight them head on for the rest of the film.

>>220934666
Watching a samurai fight outnumbered is awesome. I love movies like Yojimbo and Sanjuro. Last stands are also pretty awesome. Watching it 13 times in a row for 50 minutes is not awesome and is literally all the movie has to offer because it wasn't above average in any other way.

It's also convenient that you put the cutoff point for me being a faggot literally minutes after the gay sex scene where one of the main characters fucks an old man in the ass after he admired his huge cock.

>>220934269
Miike fell down hard after Imprint. Got too up his own ass and stopped making edgy horror kino

The part with the burning bulls felt like it was from Kung Fu Hustle or something, except it was meant to be a serious scene

>>220935421
Do I need to touch grass and learn how to just enjoy things, is that it?

>>220935639
touch deez nuts

>>220934269
I too remember being disappointed by that movie

>>220934269
Yeah it's shit.