Why is Matt Damon most commonly casted as a treacherous pussy?
>>220934876>casted
>>220934899pls dont ruin my thread over minor details.
First time I watched the movie I genuinely thought he got a new job as pest control and was hired to check Matt Damon's apartment for rats and kill them, that's why there was a rat at the end of the movie. He just saw Matt Damon and since he was a trigger-happy cop shot him on the spot instead, the irony being that Matt Damon WAS a rat, but in a metaphorical sense.And then the real rat shows up and the audience realizes what's really going on.
>>220935278lmao
>>220935278Give this man his media literacy award ASAP
>>220935278Special kinda retard. Love it.>>220934876He's believable as such.
>>220935278>First time I watched the movie I genuinely thought he got a new job as pest control and was hired to check Matt Damon's apartment for rats and kill them, that's why there was a rat at the end of the movie. He just saw Matt Damon and since he was a trigger-happy cop shot him on the spot insteadthank you for posting this anon. Best thing I've read in days.
>>220935278based subjective interpretation enjoyer
>>220935278He was a rat.
>>220935278every time
>>220935278is this a pasta? pardon my newfaggotry
>>220934899>>220935246We don't have castes in the US. That's a pretty major detail, Saar.
>>220935533you literally understood what I was trying to say.Plus you retards rape your own language every time.
>>220935565You got me there. I'll gladly defer to your expertise on rape.
>>220935620Im Venezuelan, please get ur racism right.
>>220935659But it's Pride :(
>>220934876He's a leftist.
>>220934876Why'd Scorsese let deniro get away with everything in taxi driver but not Damon here?
>>220934876His wife legit wanted Ben Afflecks cock but had to settle for him. They still joke about it in family gatherings. IRL cucks get cuck roles.
>>220935278lmao he opens the door shoots a rat, shoots Matt Damon, shoots another rat, then throws them all in a bag and carries it outside
>>220935278Why DID he kill Matt Damon though? He's a cop, not an assassin. Why not arrest him? Why did he care so much anyway? Is it because Kirk Douglas was lika a father to him? Is it because Leo Caprio was like a brother to him?
>>220935278Yeah, pest control usually kill rats with a handgun. The last guy I hired put a hole in my water heater.
>>220937725I saw it as cop-brotherhood loyalty and personal care for the chief, and a more abstract cop-brotherhood loyalty to Di Caprio, and also Wahlberg being a fiery, violent, angry personality who sees justice in this case as being Damon's violent death, because even with whatever evidence Wahlberg may have, the justice system is slow and uncertain, and the police union/politics of a shady statie complicate the certainty of any just outcome in the legal system, plus "he doesn't deserve to sit pretty in protective custody when these other cops lost their lives, he deserves to eat a fucking bullet."
>>220938151Could he get away with it? The movie ends before we find out.
>>220938272Seems like it depends on whether he gets spotted coming out of the apartment building, and if any witnesses can clock his extremely sus outfit as that of an assassin rather than blowing it off as a utility or home service worker of some kind (like a pest control guy). If he clears the area unclocked, I feel like his chances are good, and especially if that recording of Damon and Nicholson makes it to the court of public opinion, few cops, prosecutors, or politicos are going to gun too hard to track down Damon's killer cause there's very little upside in that legal "win" for them.
>>220938348I mean I don't think he'd be able to get away with it if he's there legitimately working as pest control. It really only takes the cops to cross reference the pest control people working there (and having access to apartments) with ex-cops and this guy's name will pop up instantly.I mean that's if nobody on the force recognizes him instantly
>>220934876>Matt Damon from The Departed.Is he an ironic homosexual in this movie too?
>>220938402He wouldn't use his real name bro...
>>220938402I don't get any sense he was there posing as pest control. I always assumed he infiltrated the building, suited up discreetly onsite before accessing the apartment, and laid in wait. Never really thought about the getaway til this thread.>I mean that's if nobody on the force recognizes him instantlyAnd as far as this goes, with the way that department was portrayed, I feel like all he'd need to do is provide any lookie-loos the evidence he has, lay on some guilt, cop-loyalty, and whatever authority he has in the dept. over them, and most of the cops would pretty easily look the other way/stone wall/circle the wagons.
>>220935278Maybe?Maybe not.Maybe fuck yourself.
>>220935278this website is the ship of theseus or whatever its called
>>220937725Test audiences were all fuming matt damon lived
>>220938554There's a good angle to include lol. Maybe it wasn't even a story/character thing but an out-of-universe, movie-making decision. Didn't think of that.
>>220934876He's not
>>220935278I think he should've had a few more scenes in the movie. It's easy to forget he even exists before the ending. I don't even remember what he was doing when his boss went to save Leo.
>>220935278The first time I watched this movie I thought it was Donnie Wahlberg the whole time.
>>22093527810/10 you should be a full time critic
>>220938711Watching his mother fuck his father.
>>220938756This. I would read this guy's retarded movie column every week.>The Matrix>So like, were they living INSIDE a computer, or?
>>220939647That's weird
>>220939863It also tires her out quite a bit.
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