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Is Thirteen a good movie?
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It went pretty far in some places...
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I liked it was I was young. saw it in theater. probably cringe now though
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I jerked off to that poster (when I was thirteen myself)
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>>220935480
cringe
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>>220935333
>the title and poster isn’t their age, it’s the faces they make when he pulls out 13 inches
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>>220935333
>rent this with me amigoes when we were 15
>expect to see some hot scenes between the two
>turns to a bait and switch drama again
that was probably the last time I trusted anything american
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It is.
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>>220935333
It was satanic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oio4ZWbaMdM
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>>220935519
The marketing team got you not the American people.
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>>220935519
You monkeys shouldn't even be allowed to speak our tongue.
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>>220935544
>>220935548
jesus ese, whats with all the drama, its like no one can make a joke anymore si
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>>220935582
Im not upset, just pointing out that I would have also expected cheesecake. The Rebecca romijn movie with antonia Banderas had a lezzie scene that got me into it.
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i remember this movie made all the girls in middle school start dressing/acting like sluts after it came out
the school eveen had to buy double xl tshirts to cover up the ones that would still show up like sluts after the dress code was introduced
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>>220935610
I remember that cabron, it was a brian depalma movie wasnt it, hot steamy ads
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>>220935519
Should have had the French produce/direct it, they really know how to make good movies.
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>>220935625
Jesus you're fucking ancient. Go be with your family.
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>>220935333
fuck they both turned out so ugly kek, one even married marilyn manson ewwww hahahah

Bully was far better
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I cant remember if reed was supposed to be the hot one, she looks ugly as sin now.
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>>220935333
the only reason i watched it was because they reference christina ricci
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>>220935732
you knew if bjiouu phillips was in something you'd see her fine thin ass naked. or get dog pilled
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>>220935643
Yup, saw it it on conan and rented it from blockbuster. Neat psychological thriller.
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>>220935480
Those piercings.
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>>220935838
ooof, the hottest slut around for sure. Was there any hotter slut around than Bijou at that era?
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>>220935333
I prefer the movie with the girl who gets sent to foster home to foster home because her mom is in jail
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>>220935732
Manson is cool. The nobodies and the raspunia remix ate badass! Bully had the most common street urchin you meet, the boaster of being connected to organized crime. Every lowlife you meet when partying is connected to the mafia.
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>>220935877
White oleander? Remember pfeiffer looking good in it.
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>>220935885
Yeah thats it.
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>>220935665
If the French made this, I would still be using an ice pack.
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>>220935875
my fav. perfect body. didnt give a shit. nepo baby since daughter of another hollywood man. havent seen her in ages though
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>>220935333
too old
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>>220935875
That french bit titted one, Eva Green in the dreamers.

>>220935878
come on, last time manson was cool the twin twowers were still standing
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>>220935901
I dont like how bijou bullied the gay guy from mean girls on the set of bully.
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>>220935931
ah. never heard about that. but an ex gf used to write him in prison and he would send polaroids etc. but yeah I bet she's a nepo baby cunt
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yeah
good double feature with lords of dogtown
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>>220935480
holy shit me too lmao
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Bijou should have started in Ken Park too
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>>220936038
starred
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>And the biggest faggot ever in the history of cinema award goes to . . .
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>>220936055
this scene always pissed me off. men have it so bad
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>>220936055
>had to have a social worker and parents on set for this scene as the actresses are underage
>scene is only considered legal because of the legal loophole of them going up the leg openings
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>>220936055
>>220936101
remind me what happened here?
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>>220936092
cock blocking cunts
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>>220936128
"want me to suck your cock while driving" but indoors
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>>220936128
Basically they both flirt crazy and try to fuck him but he has to deny it due to their age
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actresses/singers used to be such huge cockteases back then, what went wrong
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>>220935980
That's actually really cool. It hurts when fans get the cold shoulder, like when tay day's team threw away fanmail. Disheartening.
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>>220936128
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>>220936092
What a square! But hey, its hip to be square!
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>>220936170
Yeah. he always wrote back. we were in the same state as well so it was pretty quick. read some of it he never got too weird or anything
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>>220936205
Some star trek guy had some awesome fanmail lore but I cant remember the specifics, it was the russian one.
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>>220935980
she's the daughter of the the mommas and the poppas singer/group leader that liked to have sex with his daughters. its no wonder she turned out so slutty, based

she bullied the fat guy from bully i think
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>>220935982
I forgot what vhs tape had the documentary trailer for that ffilm. The movie was cool with how it portrayed street urchins. Sofia vergara fools around with one of the teens as well.
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>>220935333
Fun fact - Evan Rachel Wood was actually 16 in this movie.
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>>220935333
they should make a sequel with evan and amber
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>>220935625
I remember the same shit. Thirteen, Mean Girls and Sex and The City mind raped a lot of tween to early teen girls in the mid 2000s.
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>>220936681
I hope dj cara when to town on Amber's boy pussy.
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>>220936092
So basically she fucked them both and tried to groom them into lesbians. Got it
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Like half the guys in my school lost their virginity because of this movie. Women are so dumb it’s insane. That South Park episode about broadway is scarily accurate
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>>220936782
She is such a bore that she didnt fuck them and just stopped any fun from happening even with their consent. Let me tell you, if I was a teen and Sharon stone was giggling and inviting me to do some judo up to her room and some dork showed up to sandbagging it, I would be livid.
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>>220936720
You guys are doofuses if you think it takes a movie to get young girls to fool around.
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>>220935333
She was only 12 years and 364 days old you sick fuck
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>>220936880
Ya you weren’t there. Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying those chicks would have stayed virgins forever, maybe it only moved up the timeline by a year or 2. But I’m telling you, early teens across the country literally overnight started dressing and acting slutty, and putting out the day after they saw that movie. You just had to be the right age at the time to witness it, late teen/college chicks would not be affected.
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>>220935333
Not really, no. I guess the performances elevate it somewhat. The girls play the whores adequately and Monica Potter steals the show as 2003 mom of the year
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>>220936959
Damn, movies are powerful.
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>>220936959
That's called puberty, idiot. Girls start dressing slutty and using makeup to attract guys around 13 or 14 years.
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>>220936959
Mate there are always movies like this, as an oldfag very young teens went crazy over dirty dancing
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>>220936905
>>220936959
We had girls in grade school sneaking out of class to go with guys during the day. They had cars and some were classmates.
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>>220935333
no
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>>220937054
God damnit you are dumb.
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>>220937054
Im pretty sure most of them arenjust following the trends in whatever school they are in
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>>220937221
I dont believe the movie is that much of a cultural revolution you think it is. Do some people get influenced by media? Yeah but teen girls exploring their sexuality isnt exclusive to tjis film.
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>>220937221
I don't even know what you're sperging about.
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>>220936175
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>>220936880
There was a cultural shift.
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>>220936880
a viral trend of trying to make 2 dudes cum in a minute could become a thing to females.
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>>220937272
Ok well again, you weren’t there. If you were we wouldn’t be arguing about it. It wasn’t every girl obviously, but it was a LOT. And it was literally instantaneous. They dressed and acted like the girls in the movie. As someone else pointed out, this wasn’t the first time women follow trends of movies, and other shit.
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>>220935480
it's amazing that something as simple as a poster or sear's catalog could do it for me when i was 13. now 20 years later i need hardcore femdom or nothing
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>>220937417
>>220937549
Either way, good for you if you got some. If you didnt then godspeed. Keep trying.
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>>220937597
The Britney spears' Pepsi commercial and Michelle trachtenverg bending over in eurotrip did it for years, it was a slideshow classic.
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>>220935892
The French aren't all they're cracked up to be. I saw this serial killer movie with a hot lead actress but there was never any blood and she never even showed her tits. It might as well have been a PG movie. Prudish as fuck. Garbage.
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>>220937549
You're an absolutely moron. Thirteen wasn't any sort of popular trend setter movie. They wear clothes that were popular at that time and behave like a lot of teenage girls do. It has nothing to do with any particular movie or movie trend. Girls get a big growth spurt around this age. They became taller, get wider hips, larger breasts, their jawline becomes wider and more defined, they start to wear makeup all the time. Their hormones go into overdrive and they're super horny all the time and actively seek out and desire male attention. What kind of low IQ idiot do you have to be go on your entire life thinking some irrelevant trashy teen movie inspired a whole generation of slutty millennial girls? Fucking lol.
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This is for my boys who loved the poster as much as I did!

Have some hot gossip too, these actresses began feuding shortly after the release of the film and had been passive aggressively negging each other ever since. So what? So they've branded themselves as feminists. And ya can't really tell women to support one another when you don't practice what you preach. Begrudgingly, they had a very public reunion and love flowed all around. My sources say that the media shoot was very awkward and tense. Their hatred for each other is real and never going away.
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>>220936972
I meant Holly Hunter. Monica Potter is Dr. Gordon's wife from Saw
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now this is the movie it should have been
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>>220937972
You sound like a gossipy queer
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>>220938429
You sound like a crybaby feminist.
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>>220937752
redrooms was kino
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>>220938919
Yet for a movie about a sex killer it had no gore and no sex



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