Forced a girl I’ve been seeing to watch this with me last night and now she isn’t replying to my texts.
>>220935473you should force her to watch pic rel instead.
>>220935514God I fucking HATE Zapata westerns
her friend group hasn't decided how to break up with you so you're ghosted until then. now is your time to strike. destroy them all before it's too late.
>>220935473it was soooooooo boring, and im gen xno way a gen z girl would like it
She doesn't get art
If gf: movies are used to fuckIf wife: movies are used to put her to sleepDon't forget
>>220935473I mean, making a girl watch Westerns is just trolling them, it's a genre for Men
>>220936008This.
>>220935995until you level up and marry a cool chick
>>220935514>A FISTFUL OF DYNAMITE (OR AKA. DUCK, YOU NIGGERS!)
>>220935473stop texting her and ghost her for a few daysnever fails
Should have coaxed her into A LEAN NIGHT
>>220935473>Forced a girlThat was your problem. Real smooth. Just like an ape
>>220935514that movie is absolute kino just the panninh shot over the scene with the train pulling in and the mass executions just amazing
>>220936088tits or gtfoactually...just get the fuck out100% your tits give people nightmares and smell wierd
>>220936008women generally like clint spagetti westerns
>>220936121There are no chick on here. I'm a dude that gets chicks. Be smooth you get chicks. Be an ape, you don't. Common sense for people with higher than ape tier brains
>>220936138>women generally likeInstead of thinking what women like (and spaghetti westerns was a dumb ape like thought), why not ask the woman you're with what she likes to watch? What she wants to watch? This is common sense for people with brains higher than ape-tier
>>220936138No they don't
>>220936044heh, iktf brome and my chick? we're best buds 4 lifeyeah we hang out and YEAH we have sex ;))that's how cool we are, just plain bros me and her, 'cept for the fact that she has boobspic related, pretty much what we're like
>>220936321quirk chungus chick ≠ cool chick
>>220935514Don't do it. There is a rape scene right at the beginning.
>>220935473Hell dude, you could have showed her M3GAN or some such crap and you'd have gotten your dick sucked. Watching a movie together is pretty much code for fucking
>>220936321millenials thought that this was the peak of comedy haha
>>220936732so is op's pic. what's the difference.
My GF who will routinely get bored of the carefully selected chickflicks I choose for her within the first 5 minutes sat through 2 hours of Gone With The Wind and was interested enough to ask me to spoil and explain the ending. Never finished it of course but still an achievement as far as I'm concerned. I need to find more flicks about love triangles with lots of pretty period costumes. Any recs?
>>220937085she'd probably dig The Young Victoria
>>220935941Please get your test levels checked
>>220937085how about an animated film like when the wind blows or the wind rises
>>220937085crouching tiger, hidden dragon
>>220935473Funny, I took a girl to a private screening in a small theater to watch this over ten years ago and we're still together.
>>220935473This is why you watch movies with your mom instead
>>220935473You did yourself a favour. She ain't worth it.>>220935941Either you're a woman or you're a homosexual.
>>220935473I've made at least three girls watch this and I always warn them "it's very long, and it's pretty boring. but the payoff at the end is worth it."And they all watched the whole thing with me because they could tell it was something I was interested in. Maybe if you were better looking or more interesting this wouldn't be a problem.I even have a poster hanging up in my living room.
>>220939918>playstation>potheadcuck
>>220935473>forced a girllies
Westerns are ick, so based woman.
>>220940038Yeah, my roommate has a PS5. But where are you getting pothead from?
I'd never show them OUTITW because Cheyenne is a very handsome man and once they see him, how tf would I compete with that fantasy?
>>220940076>roommatecuck/gay>why potheadthe couch, the table, the stuff on the table
>>220940105We aren't potheads. We're just losers.
>>220935473Westerns were the capeshit of the past so good for her.
>>220935473Filtered a tastelet. Better to find out early.
>>220936186>asking a woman what she likeslmao >>220936147 you get no tail larper
>>220940181>Westerns were the capeshit of the pastOnly the spaghetti westerns are capeshit. Traditional American westerns showed real men dealing with real problems and creating a nation out of it.
>>220936885There is no rape scene in OUATITW.She consented. That's why she makes the speech later about "just another filthy memory".
