with Austin Powers so he thinks he can do the same movie with his impressions but it bombs so hard his career ends
>>220935860I really hope the 9/11 story is true.
>>220935860https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_21st-century_films_considered_the_worst#The_Master_of_Disguise_(2002)The comedy film The Master of Disguise was produced in part by Adam Sandler and stars Dana Carvey as Pistachio Disguisey, an undercover Italian waiter who must save his father Fabbrizio (James Brolin) from the evil Devlin Bowman (Brent Spiner) by using his inherent skills in disguise. Although the film was a box office success, it received scathing reviews from critics upon its release, many of which pointed out its sophomoric plot, unfunny humor (in particular, its flatulence gags) and disguises that would clearly not be recognized by children (such as Tony Montana from Scarface). Many critics also pointed out the short running time, consisting of 72 minutes of the film itself and over ten minutes of end credits juxtaposed with outtakes, including two post-credit scenes. Roger Ebert gave it one star out of four, claiming, "The movie is a desperate miscalculation. It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny, and then expects us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time." Alan Morrison, writing for Empire, proclaimed that The Master of Disguise was "the worst film ever made: a film about idiots, made by idiots, for idiots", while Matthew Turner of ViewLondon remarked, "This is a serious contender for the title of The Worst Film Ever Made." The film holds a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 105 reviews and is featured on the site's list of the top 100 worst-reviewed films of all time. It also appears on Metacritic's list of the all-time lowest-scoring films,and is on the MRQE's 50 Worst Movies list.
Why did you repost what I just posted a few minutes before?
>>220935934ehh . . . I only remember the Turtle Club scene which is probably a bad sign, but it can't be THAT bad
>>220935921>Terrorist just ran two planes into the twin towers>ANY QUESTIONS?
>>220936003Gonna cry?
>>220936003it deserves it's own thread
>>220935860Now he has to resort to a podcast with least charismatic man alive
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>>220936010I remember that, and a scene where two characters are ogling a woman's big sexy ass from across the street as she's bending over, only to be horrified when she turns around and they see it was a chunky dude the whole time.That scene is great because asses really are for fags.
>>220936010That scene was actually filmed on 9/11. Carvey and the crew had a moment of silence while he was wearing the turtle costume
>>220935860I bet his ego was hurt by Mike's success since he is by far more talented plus lets not forget that Mike stole his impression of Lorne for Dr. Evil. So he makes a secret agent film out of spite. Shpuld be a lesson to never do things out of anger anons.
>>220935934now hold on, theres some bangers on this listand shit like>Loqueeshalmao this sounds like cringe kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLumQUkf_7U
>>220935860Mike Myers brought down the best period of SNL with is increasingly bizarre and poor sketches. Shrek was supposed to be Farley, but Myers is the luckiest man in Hwood with the easiest paydays because Farley died. Myers is a vindictive hack.
>>220936273Sorry sprockets is still funny
>>220936003Are you implying that he's not... You know. Enough? For some... As such kind of club...?
>>220935860I still think about the scene at the mansion where he’s sneaking around and he overhears two bodyguards talking about about Scooby Doo and the one dude says something along the lines of “I thought it was impressive that he’s a talking dog in the first place but then Scrappy Doo comes around and he can talk perfectly so what is Scooby, retarded?”
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I don't feel that bad for him
IM THE TURTLE GUYTURTLETURTLE
>>220935921Me too but that pumpkin man bit doesnt do it for me at all. Funny pic though.
>>220936037Why did three buildings collapse?
>>220936084But that isnt Chevy chase?
>>220935860>Carvey eventually withdrew from the limelight to focus on his family. He later said in an interview that he did not want to be in a career in which his kids would already be grown with him having neglected spending time with them, a major reason for his declining the hosting spot for Late Night that ultimately went to Conan O'Brien.
