Wow, what an extremely bland movie. Dont give youtubers money ever again.>Center frame EVERYTHING >paper thin characters despite initial setups>Nonexistent language of cinema>Le randumb shitThis was a horribly bland movie.Waste of my AMC A-list ticket.
>>220936527I’m sorry it didn’t have enough lightsabers for you
>another fat 30 year old balding incel unc jealous of a young white director being successfulgreat thread! never post again
>>220936527Muh trauma was the most embarrasing part.>>220936561He's jewish
>>2209366146/10. It's not terrible, it's just bland. I expected more creativity.
Does this film have comfy ugly as fuck 70s-80s furniture? I miss that stuff. Too much Ikea shit nowadays.
>>220936549>Zoomer roblox child molester acting like his mobie is The Shining LMFAO
>>220936623It was genuinely pointless because it amounted to absolutely nothing. No development.It's like the movie Hostiles, where you feel like a massive chunk of character development is missing in the final act.
>>220936527i kinda likedreminded me of those twilight zone episodeslike the one where the lady is a mannequin in abandoned floors of a shopping building
>>220936649a lil bitthey did alright on the retro lookgen x here i respect the 80/90's look
>>220936623what color is his skin? that's what i thought
It's your fault if your wife steals your house.
>>220936825if you beat and abuse her, uh, yeah?
>>220936549The Empty Man is a good "artsy" horror movie, Backrooms (and Obsession) is just intellectual self-masturbation resulting in a disgusting viscous substance on film and we're forced to call it a movie because it's the medium
>>220936963wow, you've solved it. you're a genius!
>>220936980Solved what faggot? We're doing complex analysis here?
>>220936980Go and watch another youtube video and come parrot its opinions here since you're incapable of formulating a single thought to defend your vidya shit.Lil man.
>>220937024I think it's one of the nepo friends of that gay Hebrew director
>>220937052>Im a genius and the reincarnation of Lynch, I love david lynch, this movie is so lynchian!>Im the next Jordan Peele >Call me mastermind behind backrooms
I enjoyed it and my gf was mega spooked. I was shocked she was too scared to discuss it after lol how?
>>220937156I take it you're in a relationship with a year old child.
>>220937156She was spooked by some hebe's mental figure skating brought to life on screen? What she was actually spooked by was the possibility of you being the manfailure she'd have to deal with in her shitty life
>>220937020>>220937024>>220937052>>220937122>>220937213you guys are really smart! please keep saying smart things!
>>220937392Peepeepoopoo fart grunt sniff belch
>>220936527It's because the director is a nepobaby jew.
>>220936614Yeah, 6/10 is fair, this shit was stale and sorta boring
>>220937430very intellectual discourse
>guy gets divorce raped and loses the house he paid for>still somehow all his fault and not his hag wife thats going to college for freewhy did the movie portray him as the antagonist and why does the audience hate the main character? he literally LITERALLY did nothing wrong for 95% of the movie
>>220937828he beat and abused her dude
>>220936527>>Center frame EVERYTHING>OP image is in 2/3rds compositionsarrr
>>220936527The movie about an internet meme was bad??
>>220936527I hate movies
>>220936734It was like the TZ episode where the girl gets lost in the fantom zone so they tie the rope around him and he goes through the wall
>>220936561>whiteYou forgot the ((( )))
>>220937858Prove it
>>220938830watch da mobie
>>220937122Fucking hate this prick. All he did was steal ideas, make them worse, and follow blender tutorials. The worst part is internet retards and children gobbled up his slop.
>>220938876bitter and jealous! a miserable combinatioN! c-c-c-c-c-combo!
>>220938876>internet retards and children gobbled up his slop.and that's how you succeed in this modern world. just look at the whole Five Nights at Freddy's series of games (and now movies)if terminally online faggots and literal children love what you put out, you're a damn millionaire these days
>>220938876Nothing is stopping you from making movies with blender on a shitty laptopIf anything you should be embarrassed that a babyzoomer got to make his movie while you've been rotting away for the last few decades of your life
>>220936527Why didnt he just take furniture from the backrooms to sell for 100% profit, hr literally already has a furniture store
I enjoyed it but don't understand how someone could be genuinely scared at any point watching this. Am I desensitized?
>>220939201>>220939201It wasn't scary at all. There was no dread or tension. The "horror in broad daylight" aspect also failed. It just looked stupid as shit. Pirate man.
>>220939184I wish there was a scene about this. The room needed to provide him with some benefit to justify his descent into its madness/world
>>220936675The characters are only plot devices to explore the space and drive action.It's about the space, not the people.
>>220939239he was already unstable / abusive, it's what the therapy scenes were setting up. But yes him going completely crazy off screen was a mistake. Feels like there were missing scenes about him ranting about his bitch wife in the backrooms to himself.>>220939234there was the dread and tension of something lurking and getting lost. Idk maybe the characters weren't developed enough for me to give a shit.
>>220939102>>220938970>>220938951Not all of us have the time to learn blender or pump out slop. Some of us aren't kikes, and actually have to work jobs.
i'm glad i'm not a normie who wastes $20+ on movie tickets anymore (like i did in the past). from what i've seen and read, the movie takes itself too seriously. it should've leaned into the meme humor and be more comedic. perhaps even hiring someone like shiloh labooof and let him do whatever he wants. it would've cost more but it would've also brought in more sales.he also has irl divorce and alc problems. lulz
>>220939334>waaaahhh waaah i dont have enough time to learn a skill and make something successful it's da joos fault i'm a loser waaaaaaah
all he had to do was quit drinking and hit the gym. could've found some hot little gym babe there too. oh well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgZVT7KWzVk>easier said than done, chud!i start and stop drinking whenever i want, so i'm clearly not as fucked up as others. but there are millions who drink without getting addicted and letting it ruin their lives.
>>220940009>i start and stop drinking whenever i wantthe fact that you feel the need to say that tells me you have a dui
>>220939304And then that argument goes out the window when the space becomes about the people
>>220939471That is reductive.
success is mostly luck, plus skill and consistency.these guys spent years making a blade runner fan film, it's a short, won various awards, but ultimately went nowhere and topped out at 1.3M views:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eDQ2SSsmEk(went nowhere because the story they wrote sucks, even if the visuals are great).
>>220941532nah that's literally what >>220939334 said
>>220937122his facial phenotype suggests an IQ of 105 at most
>>220936527as someone who LOVES the youtube series, i severely wish it did more.i wanted to see more massive shots of seemingly infinite corridors and structures and more fucked up monsters.i liked evil pirate clark but i wish there was more>never saw more of the red city>never saw more of async outside of the endingthe final shots are the most visually interesting parts of the movie imo.i know he said that hes treating this movie as just another episode in his backrooms series but damn i wish there was more
>>2209366142/10 I had a jumpy black guy next to me the entire time that wouldn't shut up
>>220942730>OH LAWWD HE TRAPPED IN DA BACK ROOMS N SHIET
reminder that no amount of psyops or paid posters here will make me watch this slop
Do we have actual evidence Kane is jewish and if so can I see it please.
To give actual tought in a clear hate thread>>220936623>Muh trauma was the most embarrasing part>>220936675>It was genuinely pointless because it amounted to absolutely nothing. No development.I think that was kind of the point.The therapist berates Clark for being an asshole stuck on his own issues and refusing to change, but she's only slightly better that he is, and is just as stuck and in denial as he is.
>>220936614ayo is that prince aerion targaryen?
>>2209366147.5/10. it took some time to fully appreciate it but it does grow on you.
>>220942832>"FIRST DEY SENT US TO THE BACK OF THE BUS, NOW WE BACK IN THE ROOMS!?"
>>220936527>Center frame EVERYTHING which youtuber?
I thought it was pretty but the complex game was better
>>220938876What's stopping you from doing the same, if it's so easy?
>>220936527>language of cinema
>>220936527>>Center frame EVERYTHING>literally shows a non centered shotthat first scene in the therapist's office was pretty boring for this though
>>220936527You lost Nolan. No one is watching your shit.
It was boring. This horrible movie literally had me fast forwarding parts of it because of how slow and dull it was. No, I don't care about 30 minutes of this retarded woman therapist doing nothing interesting.
>>220936527Trying too hard.