>woke is dead, they said
What's controversial about it?
>>220936624More like, chuds are dead, lmao
Is it because she looks like a child? I don't get it.
It was like constant porno, Luke
>>220936624George bought the entire stock for his private collection.
she was a good friend
>>220936666Don't play coy, satan
>>220936624>Star Wars toys canceled production The SW toys have been piling up in shitty outlet dumps but now they're canceling production runs. Its fucking over. Dead franchise, hallelujah.
>>220936707only half. feloni got the other half.
>No one is buying these>Make up an excuse and make sure it attacks people
don't remember her being fat
>>220936624>goonfaggots glazing stupid mary sue get btfoGreat news
>>220936624did she get stung by a bunch of bees? what's with her face?
>>220936624Nobody wants a fat Ahsoka statue
>>220936624/tv/ spent all of 2025 saying that, yes
>>220936666Ariana is a bit old to play Ahsoka, she was supposed to be between 14-17 in Clone Wars. Fun fact: Did you know Togrutas were also known to have 6 holes (3 on each side), right where the lekku (head-tails) met the jawline?
>>220936624>What if lone wolf and cub... BUT STAR WARS?!>We already have the mando->FEMALE WOLF!There's nothing new under the sun
>>220936624Woke is when female character exists :(
>>220937082Too expensive to be worth buying just to cum on *ahem* "to troll people in Star Wars threads."
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>they deleted my billionaires commentcowards
Green-brat lmao
>>220937332Face is kinda busted, but goddamn I wanna lick and kiss those legs.
>>220937619How much can one Star War cost? Ten dollars?
>>220937082
This is a nuanced situation. On one hand, the figure was complete shit. Ahsoka was never a fat mexican with an egg-shaped head. It just looks completely awful and nothing like the character. On the other hand, retards crying about tube top on a fictional alien from Star Wars is fucking stupid, and the fucking Hong Kong company caving in to xitter screeching is embarrassing.There's a better figure anyway made by the Japs.
>This shit again
>>220938193It's the babyfat
>>220938193>There's a better figure anyway made by the JapsAnd its still garbage because Ahsoka is garbage.
>>22093733211 years old in this photo
>>220936672>>220936740
>>220937332>>220937967>Born in New York City[1][2] on August 27, 2007,[3][4] Greenblatt grew up there and in Parkland, Florida.[5] She comes from an entertainment background; her father, Shon Greenblatt, is a Jewish actor
>>220936624It won't be dead until the original "muh representation" from 1776 is struck from all Western Governments.
>>220936624What is controversial about it?
>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time I wasn’t a pedophile? I had a half-chub while rewatching the intro sequence to Netflix’s Cuties, a more elegant piece of LGBTA+ propaganda for a less bigoted age. That was when I saw it, the official Ahsoka Tano statue was on sale and one look at those babyfat cheeks and dead eyed prostitute stare sent me into a blubbering fury. I quickly forwarded pictures of Ahsoka’s ample yet undeveloped breasts to all my coworkers and photos of her perfectly smooth orange tummy to my immediate family members. I explained this outrage but my words seemed to only disturb them further, probably since they were all closet pedophiles. After much futile ranting and five goon seshes to the folder marked ‘Normal porn only, I am not a pedophile’ I finally received word that the statue had been discontinued, thus saving thousands of little children from sick-minded predators. I’m always ten steps ahead of them, Luke, since I understand their sick minds better than any body. You could call me an expert on understanding pedophilia. And they were good kids.
damn she thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
>>220938781
We’ve been discussing it here for a month btw >>>/toy/11777055>>220936919It was an exclusive limited to a few pieces and were selling out lol
>>220936624What was controversial about it
>>220938676>>220939203It’s too sexualized for a kid’s toy.
>>220939237But teaching elementary schoolers about drag and butt sex is kosher
>>220937994Kill yourself pedo.
>>220938580You just know she's gonna bog herself into oblivion by the time she's 40
>>220936644They made her tits larger for some reason and it’s supposed to be clone wars but based on the live action ahsoka flashbacks. So she’s not even wearing correct clothing either
>>220936644doesn't look anything like her
>>220936644OP is faggot and missed the point.NOBODY gives a flying fuck about SÖY WARS!no matter the tits
>>220936644It depicts an attractive women
>>220939508No it doesn't
>>220939430Incorrect. It was based on the season 1 cline wars Ahsoka using the likeness of the live action actor. They already did the flashback live action version, this was essentially a retool.
>>220937967this tbqh famm
>>220937619I just wanted to know if the top was removable
>>220936624I feel like "woke" will become like "communism", where it never dies and the label can be slapped on whatever it needs to in order to hold captive whatever minds are enslaved to the fear of it. It's a tool for control not unlike religion or patriotism, a magic word to steer the opinion of a confederacy of dunces
>>220939563O_o
>>220939548What are you, a cocksucking faggot?
>>220938769Needs a better intro but not bad 7/10
>>220936624>Make shitty product>Nobody cares>Make a social media story about it>Blame the story>Recoup your losses by writing the 'commercial failure out of your control' off on your taxes>???>Don't ProfitDoesn't have anything to do with woke, chuds, or politics, its just bean counters doing faggoty bean counter stuff. Everyone with a brain stopped watching, collecting or buying anything Star Wars a decade and a half ago.
>>220936624Oh no not the obnoxious mary sue OC
They’re still selling this one, but basically all of the orange silicone body is covered other than the arms
>>220939563That later forehead thing they put on her is so ugly
>>220939654Maybe a brave soul should inspect the underlying body
>>220939624>Nobody caresIt was sold out nigga
>>220939611It’s just another word for safe chungus corpo shit now
>>220939237And yet millions of kids listen to and worship Taylor Swift, who dresses in basically a swimsuit at all of her concerts, and its completely accepted.
>>220938580Lol that snippet about her father is really underselling it, the kike basically runs broadway
>>220939237You're retarded if you think this was marketed as a toy for kids.
>>220939718Against all odds i see corporations also called communist around here all the time, so thats consistent at least
>>220936968
coomers going crazy
>>220939654Np shoto lightsaber? I haven't watched the Rotta movie in a while, does she only use 1 lightsaber in that?Anyway, this looks great.
>>220936650loon troon
>>220941358she fucked that thing didn't she
>>220940214>coomers Huh? That toy is atrocious
SHES A CHILD YOU SICK FUCKS https://youtu.be/Lhe6Q9vsY0k?si=j7H50O_Lt4NK-F3V
>>220938543
>>220939621yes i will now kill myself
>>220939563Wokes think that men have a hard-wired biological imperative to cum on an exposed stomach like this. It's kind of weird.
>>220936644The complaints I've seen say this figure is based on when the character was underaged. I never paid much attention because there's no way I'd buy this shit. I'm in a few SW groups, sounds like they couldn't get enough orders to justify production due to the outrage. I've only seen low quality thumbnails, but it's HotToys so it's be about $300 for this crap based on a crap property.
