>You want a billion dollars? Sure, I'll generate it out of thin air. No catches or hidden consequences.>You want to make a girl love you? Sorry, but now I have to make her into a psychotic mind slave trapped in her own body instead of just making her get a dopamine rush or something when she looks at you.>Be careful what you wish for!
You are retarded.
>>220936866You are coping. The movie blatantly cheated to make its main character evil for no reason
>>220936810>No catches or hidden consequences.retard didn't watch the movie
>Men are... Le bad!Garbage ass film.>>220936866Ywnbaw
>>220936897>Wish for a billion dollars>Got his billion dollarsPlease explain the monkeys paw.
He didn't word it correctly, almost like messing with the human soul is complicated or something
>>220936939He was shot in the face and died like 2 minutes later. The whole logic of the wish is that something fucked up will happen to you regardless of what you wish for or how you wish for it.>b-but that doesn't make sense!! Not a real monkey's paw because xyz Okay sure lets make the 4chan chud write the movie instead I'm sure it'll make 100x its budget back
>>220936906>>Men are... Le bad! >Garbage ass film. Weird. Message I got was chicks are psycho.
>>220937005>Box office = qualityIt is literally retarded that's not how a monkey's paw works and the writer changes the rules because le men are le bad.Quit being a hysteric woman. It's shitty lazy writing. People have written at least a dozen monkey paw consequences for wishing for tons of money. The tropes been around since before fucking color television.
im 33 years old and scared of this movie.
>>220937101Are you afraid of women?
>>220936810>I wish for a billion dollarsOkay here is a billion dollars created out of thin air and dropped right in front of you.>I wish she loved meErm sorry but instead of triggering dopamine chemicals whenever she looks at you, we actually replaced her consciousness with some mentally deficient demon. Also btw, we actually did not even fully replace her, she is locked up in mental jail hell and sometimes she can escape and control her body too and act even crazier lol.Really?
>>220936810He wanted Nikki to love him more than anything in the fucking world. No amount of dopamine could have made Nikki feel that strongly towards him. So the willow created the perfect Nikki for him who did love him more than anything. He got exactly what he asked for
>>220937255>He wanted Nikki to love him more than anything in the fucking world.Anyone, not anything. I love my mom more than anyone in the world, Im not shitting my pants and feeding her dead cats.
>>220937269Sorry I forgot the line. I guess the problem was the willow couldn't make Nikki love him like that deep down. Any amount of money can be made but love is more abstract, so it was easier to just create someone new who loved him in Nikki's body? I think the cat sandwich was meant to be sweet and just a misunderstanding, and he did tell her to stay there. She acted really weird but she did love him
>omg is that a guy who likes me?!?!?!>I'm literally going insane!!!!>help my tyra banks!!!!!Why are women like this?
>>220936810>You want a billion dollars? Sure, I'll generate it out of thin air. No catches or hidden consequences.He died before any of the monkey's paw consequences would hit him. He'd absolutely get audited by the gov't.
>>220937117trans women
>>220936810>No catches or hidden consequences.He died 10mins later.
Before the wish, she was an asshole who enjoyed torturing him by leading him on by dragging him to trivia nights and manipulating him into buying gifts like crystals and asking for favors like rides homeher enjoying torturing him manifests even more when she "falls in love" with him after his wish. all those antics at night and feeding him cat sandwiches.
>>220936810I knew this would be an indiscussable film on /tv/ because you stupid fucking incels LARP too hard as stupid fucking incels
>>220937822She hated the cat because he loved it
>>220937836>larpWhat? Explain what you mean by that, because you sound like a dumb person that uses words he doesn't know.
>>220936810>>220936888I want to congratulate both of you gentlemen for stumbling upon the concept of subtext this evening. It took a rather astute eye to notice that there was a layer of meaning and message hidden behind what was directly portrayed in the plot. Keep at it boys and we may reverse engineer this "film" thing
>>220937892nta but there are two options here.either you're too fucking stupid to know how wishes work in the vast majority of all mediumsor you're pretending to be retarded for attention.take your pick.
>>220937892/tv/ is FUCKING BORING with every poster trying to 1up the other about how much of a retarded chud they are that didn't watch the film
>>220937975I agree. This website needs a huge purge or some new blood. This shit is fucking stale.
>>220936810Billion dollars guy immediately got smoked lel. What a retarded waste of a thread.
>>220938015nta but I came here 2 days ago after watching and loving backrooms and I'm a massive newfag (to this board in specific). I don't even know if spoiler tags work on this board. you'll get your new blood and I do not apologize for my taste.
>>220938059welcome anon. Its good fun when there's a current tv show on and you follow a general. But the memegame is not what it used to be
>didn't even think to bring his cat back to life after he killed itWhat an asshole
>>220937059>NOOOOOO! YOU’RE NOT FOLLOWING COMPLETELY MADE UP RULES IN A FICTIONAL MOVIEnice autism retard.
>>220938203I've been on the site as a whole since 2007, so I know the feeling of things on a board going downhill. I decided to start going to the theater as an excuse to spend more time with my old man, so I'll be inflicting my terrible opinions here from time to time, even if things aren't what they used to be.
>>220938203Starting to browse 4chan in 2026 for the first time is like traveling to current day NYC cause you're a fan of 9/11Party's over, pal
>>220936810He didn't wish for Nikki to just love him. He added "more than anyone in the world." That's what fucked the wish up.
>>220938291see>>220938269I just never used this board in particular. Besides that, on a lot of the site you can get some genuine discussion when the anons chatting decide to throw the pretenses aside and just talk about things like we used to. elsewhere on the internet there's a lot of issues that just make it miserable to use.
>>220938352It's always interesting going to a new board even when you've been here for years. /tv/ loves frogposts but /v/ hates it etc.
>>220936810I took the film to be an allegory for the average /tv/ poster. 'Niceguy' obsessed with a mid Latina fucks up everything.
>>220938383having frequented a significant number of boards over the years, I'd say it's on the downtrend as a whole. After all, one thing can only stay in style for so long at a time. Not counting resurgences after death.
>>220938387Congratulations on discovering the subtext. WE FUCKING DID IT 4CHAN!
>>220937822>"you are the only one I feel I can talk about this stuff with">"if you've got something to say to me now is the time">"it's not obvious when I have a crush on someone">"do you have feelings for me?">disappointed face after he says no just frensstupid incels
>>220938212Exactly.
>>220937808based Mr A poster
