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>The Force Awakens ends with Luke, tears in his eyes, as he looks at Rey.
>Obviously, he has felt Han's death through the Force and is mourning the loss of his best friend as he realizes it is now time to return to action, possibly even blaming himself for not acting sooner. Maybe he could've saved Han if he had.

>The Last Jedi reveals that Luke cut himself off from the Force and he doesn't know that Han is dead.
>So I guess he was crying on the cliff a minute ago because... uhh... He had just finished rewatching Old Yeller for the first time in years and he'd forgotten how sad the end of the movie was. Or something.
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>>220938610
>Obviously, he has felt Han's death through the Force and is mourning the loss of his best friend as he realizes it is now time to return to action
This observation flew straight over the heads of the writing team of TFA and/or TLJ.
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>>220938610
The best thing TLJ gave us was that interview were the director or someone says that its too bad Luke dies and Hamill has this "WTF" look.
Guess they decided that while editing the final cut lol.
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>>220938664
I'd be surprised if the writing team of TLJ even watched TFA.
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>>220938962
There was like a 2 week period were Hamill was noticeablely pissed and bitched about what happened to Luke & then someone at Disney must of said something about taking away his money cause he instantly 180'd and started defending the movie & stopped complaining
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>>220940263
They probably got halfway through and said "wait, I've already seen A New Hope" and turned it off
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>>220940409
That one interview where Hamill lays out why this is the opposite of Luke's character and obviously regrets ever being involved.
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I think TLJ was bad AND that Hamill is a manchild crybaby faggot :)
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>>220940263
>writing team
wait, you mean Rianne Johnson had help?!
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Here's my shit stream of consciousness but still better backstory to Last Jedi:

>rebels won the war
>quickly realized it was an empty victory
>emperor was an angry dickhead
>but without the death star, the empire had no real ability to project power across the galaxy
>Luke redeemed his father
>but found himself to be the last Jedi
>he knew what the Jedi used to be
>for over a thousand generations, the guardians of peace and justice
>Han and Leia worked to build up the Republic as a viable political power
>Luke traveled and followed the force in search of answers
>discovered ancient texts, trained force sensitives
>but in the power vacuum after the galactic civil war, there was no peace, there was no justice
>any jedi order could never be the guardians of things that weren't already established
>they were just a sorry bunch of hippies
>Luke received great understanding and wielded great power in force but was ill-fitted as a leader of the jedi
>like all sorry bunches of hippies, some autists joined who saw an easy outlet to be rules based jerkoff cult leaders
>he was a desert farm boy and a pilot, not a cleric
>he trained several hundred jedi but his order couldn't grow without adding hierarchy and bureaucracy
>over the years, a schism grew within the order
>some grew angry and craved the power to control the disorder created by Luke's inability to lead
>a holy war launched from Wild Space swept over many worlds, including Tatooine
>Luke's peace and steadfast was instantly seen as indifference and weakness
>the Jedi and newly emerged Sith slaughtered each other
>in the end, Luke was saved by his first apprentice diving in front of his nephew's killing stroke
>in shame, he cut himself off from the Force, escaped in his X-Wing, and crashed on Ach-To, intending to die but crawling onto a deserted cliff island, living for years, until...
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I told my kids that Luke was pissing in the ocean from the top of the cliff when Rey comes to him because that's what it looks like and they still believed it recently lol
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>>220941633
Makes sense. Pissing in nature is one of of the greatest acts one can do to affirm the flow and balance of life and the Force. Canonically, that was probably the first thing he did at the end of ROTJ when he landed on the forest moon of Endor and the last thing he did before he passed out drunk later.
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>>220938610
>>220938664
but Han died way before he meets Ray why would he cry for Han when he saw her if he felt him dying sometime ago
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TFA establishes that his entire new jedi project ended in a mass shooting where everyone is dead or evil. The fact that you were too dimwitted to anticipate he would be taking the Yoda role isn't on Rian Johnson.
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>>220941816
Anon, Han's death and Rey meeting Luke had to be roughly within the same 48 hours. Luke would still very much be upset.
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>>220941855
>school shooting initiated by the teacher
Did you actually think you had a point?
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>>220938962
>>220940887

>Guess they decided that while editing the final cut lol.
I wonder how filming of TLJ ended.
>Mark: "That was fun. See you guys for the next one!"
>Disney: "Yes... The next one... Muahahaha..."
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>>220938610
Rian wasn't looking to closely at the ending of TFA when he was writing TLJ
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>>220943084
>Yes... The next one... Muahahaha..."
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>>220941966
You can't really explain emotions to a psychopath.
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>>220941767
yes
also pissing is a little like holding a light saber when you think about it
except for Rey her staff looks more like a broom
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>>220943138
at 0:15 you can tell that mark really wants to snap this bumbling retard's neck and piss on his corpse lol
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>>220938610
The Force Awakens ends with faggot loser Luke standing on a cliff after abandoning the Galaxy because he failed one (1) student
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>>220943136
>Rian wasn't looking to closely at the ending of TFA when he was writing TLJ
Rian had to ask JJ to rewrite the ending to include R2 on the Falcon, because JJ is such a retard that he had Rey take BB-8 instead
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>>220938610
I thought Luke was gonna be like Kreia or something in TLJ
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>>220943519
>The Force Awakens ends with Chad Jedi Master Luke pissing from the top of a cliff into the ocean because it makes him feel one with The Force™
ftfy
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>>220942155
>well yes I did kill all of my classmates and then join a terrorist organization, but you have to understand I felt threatened by the teacher, so really it's his fault.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpv-REHNPK4
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>>220938610
>Watching nuwars
Kys fags
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>>220938610
Luke ever coming close to killing Kylo makes absolutely no sense and shows (for the millionth time) that the writers didn't understand anything about Luke or Star Wars as a whole.
Now that Filoni is in charge he should just declare that those 3 movies are non-canon, just a third thing. Canon, Legends, and Garbage.
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>>220945314
OT Luke is such an underwritten character that "he doesn't kill someone in one scene" is his defining character trait after 40 years.
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My favorite Character growing up was always Darth Vader.
The evil sith who changed his ways at the end when his son needed him most.

The prequels was his origin story, which I overall liked. Especially revenge of the sith.

As much as I hated them ruining luke, and how boring the film was. It still sadly made sense into the timeline they were building.

Tha third sequel film. Holy fuck I hated that one the most. "Palpatine returned.......again........."
I never been so fucking mad in my life at a film. This literally ruined the first six films, and anakins whole journey of being the one who would bring balance to the force and destroying palpatine.
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This shit infuriated me so.
The way the scene was nonchalantly shot, the any lack of meaning and the absolute cringe of it all.
This alone pisses me off more than any other bullshit Disney has done to SW ever since.
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>>220938610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKlo-plLJZI
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>>220945660
>the any lack of meaning
It had plenty of meaning, it was Rian directly telling the audience that it's his turn with the toys now and he is going to break them.
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>>220945731
Imagine holding your dad's weapon, the only think he "left for you", which you used to lead the rebellion and which you lost losing to your own dead, which your dad used throughout the fucking Clone Wars.
And you fucking toss that shit over your shoulder. Not in a cool way like to the side, or just dropping it with a shaking hand, fuck that shit.
You toss it over like a toddler throws away a boring toy.
The gal.
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>>220938610
Frankly I just never watched it
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>>220940263
They were written concurrently. It’s also easy to tell that TLJ was never subjected to any review or revision, because the plot holes are so bafflingly stupid and easy to solve that they would have been picked up instantly
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>>220941336
Luke gets a high military rank and responsibility during the rebellion.
He would have been at least competent at mid level leadership
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Craziest thing to me is how Mark was both willing and eager to play Luke again and Disney squandered it.
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>>220943138
>Here's why me ruining one of cinema's and fiction's greatest heroes is actually a good thing: You see, in all my massive smartness and cleverness, I figured, what the heck, Luke Skywalker's been beloved long enough. I mean, really guys, 34 years? That's just crazy! Time to give someone new, like amazing newcomer Rose Tico, a chance! And they clearly can't just both be good characters, so obviously Luke has to go. So anyway, I started off with--
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>>220945660
>the any lack of meaning
But that right there IS the meaning! Nothing matters! Leave the past behind! Kill it if you have to! But also please come see Solo: A Star Wars Story that comes out next month.
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why is it ignored how problematic Luke Skywalkers morality for USA and Israel is? Yes these things matter and when youre most beloved hero is a secular jesus asking you to see the good despite the temptation of evil THEN said hero gets deconstructed. Thats just israeli foreign policy manifested. Iger is likely mossad or part of Mega. Let the catholic female take the blame along with RJ too
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>>220946124
>Craziest thing to me is how [Star Wars] and Disney squandered it.
Well, yeah.



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