>SIIIIILEEEENNNNNCCCCEEEEEEEEE>"JANITOR APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN. APPLY HERE!!" yelled dumbledore, calmly.
>>220938613Filch being the senior Janitor will of course be paid double the salary of the new applicants.
>>220938613>Slytherin erupts in cheers at the prospect of better moderation on the site>with a knowing smirk stretched across his face Dumbledore winks directly at the camera
>>220938784If all newly minted janitors would be so kind as to follow señor filth he will debrief them on the plethora of benefits enjoyed by the 4hogs janitorial staff IN THE DUNGEON.
>>220938613DEH
>>220938923>>220938784>”One point to Slytherin for every Slytherin child saved by Grindelwald during the Hoglacaust!” Dumbledore cried, his silver beard twinkling calmly in the candlelight. >There was a ripple of shocked murmuring in the Great Hall, much of it from the Slytherin table. Not all was appreciative; from his position, Harry could see green clad pure bloods muttering to one another over their goblets. Yet many wore an expression of guarded excitement. >Slowly the excited rumble filled the room. Dumbledore let it build, nodding. “And to go even further,” he said, his voice cutting across the chatter, “we will be matching these points to an equal increase in Filch’s salary. A Galleon for every point, a point for every snake saved from Zyklonar’s infamous Chamber!”>Now the mutter became real cheers. Only Hermione wore a puzzled frown. As Harry stretched his hand out to clap politely, she suddenly swiveled in her chair and grasped his wrist, her racially ambiguous fingers digging into his skin.>“Ow, Hermione, quit it!” Harry gasped. >“But Harry!” Hermione whispered in a low undertone that nevertheless rang with alarm: “Harry, it says in Hogwarts: Birth of a Magical Nation that Grindelwald…”>“That he FAILED!” Dumbledore roared, his face suddenly transfiguring into a visage of diabolical hatred and glee. “Thanks to loyal Newt and that üntermuggle servant, Grindelwald’s plan was thwarted and we came so close to ending the Slytherin menace once and for all. So close!”>“But tonight, at last,” he said, as a large panel of Unbreakablum glass slid down to partition the screaming Slytherins and Filch off and a magical sparkly gas began to fill their side of the room, “Tonight, we won’t make the same mistakes. Holly, elm, and oak: good for wands…but not for chamber doors!”
