>I am forgotten
>>220938862
hello...
>>220938862He's rich, past retirement age but still raking in the money. I don't think he cares.
>>220938862Season 3 and 4 were totally contrived
>>220938862>Forgotten Top Gear still holds massive influence over car discussion so probably not
>>220938862As men, we know nothing turns a 17 year old girl on more than a well-executed handbrake turn.
>Clarkson’s Farm season 5 launched on Prime Video on Wednesday, June 3.>The first four episodes are available now, Holy fufuck lets gooooooc
Has he apologised to Argentina for instigating the whole Malvinas thing yet?
>>220941739>ArgentinaWho?
>>220941739>instigating the whole Malvinas thing yet?having a car with registration 'H982 FKL' because it is similar to '1982 Falklands' ?how fucking touchy are Argentinians they get uncontrollable seethe from the slightest nob of banter from a war they lost 30 years ago?
>>220938862This is the only David Lynch movie I haven't watched
>>22093886290% of the board is now just coomershit. Nobody watches stuff anymore.
Corr, what a proper english rose
>>220938862>I am forgottenI did actually. Thanks for reminding me OP. I'm going to go watch the new season now.
>>220941829That had to be staged like that segment in america
>>220938862How did they get five seasons out of this? I watched the first one and it was great, but it covered most aspects of farming. What are the other seasons even about?
LFG
>>220942422Its like Top Gear where you don't watch for the cars but for the hosts
>>220942063can't believe Caleb trooned out
>>220942580Many such cases
>>220942422more animals, then he opened a restaurant, then a pub.
>>220942422>What are the other seasons even about?Rallying against bureaucracy mainly. Which is quite entertaining, especially since he just wants to do simple things like selling the food he grows in a shop or wanting to create a pub that only serves stuff grown in England. He just picks up off the whole BREXIT thing, and how it was supposed to make things easier for farmers, but displays how nothing at all has been achieved and how the whole country is going backwards instead of changing all the laws that they couldn't change while in the EU. Its a great propaganda piece to show that even with a multimillion dollar portfolio and all the best lawyers and production teams in the world, that some shitty 70yo NIMBY hobby farmer can dictate that your productive farm isn't allowed to make money because it'll "ruin the peace" and other such bullshit.
I want to watch this but I feel like a boomer
>>220942422>What are the other seasons even about?He tries a different farming related enterprise each season. Pigs, sheep, cows, a farmer's market, and then a pub for some reason.
>>220942422It's just kino after kino for every season
>>220942709Yeah I think the best part about it is that it shows to English people that the "Evil EU bureacrats in Brussels" weren't the ones turning their country to shit but it was their own local governments run by dead and dying boomers who were making all this shit worse.
>>220942063This right here is personification of the average English woman as a whole.Absolutely disgusting, yet nice pins...
>>220942841"is the"Damn phone
>>220942791EU bureaucrats were absolutely part of the problem, because without millions of migrants flooding into the EU they wouldn't have been able to even reach the english channelbut yea the english government and councils themselves are completely and utterly fucked at the same timejust limp wristed pandering morons
>>220938862season 1 was fun. season 2 became obviously scripted. season 3 and 4 are unwatchable. just fucking show yourself working on your farm. you dont have to stage hi jinks where some random person randomly stumbles onto your field at the perfect time to tell you about the thing that gets the plot of the episode moving.
>>220942776It's just dei orangutans vs based orangutan
>>220942882Sounds like a speedrun of the evolution of Top Gear.
>>220942580>can't believe Caleb trooned outwhat?
>>220943383it's exactly that
>>220942880the show is basically a redpill that every layer of government is just a different flavour of useless cuntbrussels tells you the shape of the banana, westminster pretends it fixed it, then the village council tells you your farm shop sign is 3cm too visible from a bridleway and denies the application for 18 months while some retired dentist writes objections in green ink.
>>220938862Who has forgotten? I’m literally counting the days until the next season
>>220943878You're terrible at counting.
Why didn't Charlie just kill these two hags and bury them in a bog?No wonder all the pubs in the area failed.
>>220942422I got bored halfway through season 2, but I greatly enjoyed the first one
>>220943391In the new season there is fat girl who works in the butcher shop who said one of the customers said she looked like Caleb post transition.
>>220944185He has proper old man trying to fit in mentality. I don't mind him but look at literally anyone he hires or asks to help on the farm, he must specifically ask for women employees before male just for some eye candy.
>>220944234kek couldn't stop laughing at that. Trying to take it serious but then the camera man just stays on her face when she says it.
>>220944185feed them to the mushrooms and/or pigs>>220942063hottie
>>220944235I think Not-Caleb was pushed on him by production, but he probably thought the interior decorator hags now how to make the pub look good. that is a job for women or fags.
>>220941710>Holy fufuck lets gooooooc>>220942478>LFG>>220942841>...>>220942854>phonepostingthis place has gone to shit
>>220944419Can't tell whats bot or not anymore because shitposting and phoneposting was already bad even before it.
the message here is that local councils will always be run by the most petty, vindictive cunts in the area because normal people don't want the hassle of dealing with council bullshitthe village where my parents live had a nice pub on the village green. Naturally, they wanted to put some tables outside in the summer. Council came along and measured the tables, told them they were too wide, and got them removed. They vetoed the idea of installing tables and chairs on the green itself. All because they were friends with the landlady of a different pubI keep telling my parents now that they're retired they should join the council. Normal people need to be involved
>>220941829They are poor. Being poor makes you prone to chimp behavior. Remember that one time he made fun of rednecks and the crew had to flee. Well turns out poor people everywhere are easy to rile up. Argentina just so happen to have a lot more poverty compared to the US.
>>220942709Clarkson was very anti Brexit btw. I just watched the Dutch episode where they were using modern technology and it really needed Charlie to be there to explain all the stupid bureaucratic reasons why the UK "can't" copy them.
>>220942422You watch Charlie's evolution.>S1: no Jeremy we have to listen to the council and follow the rules>S3: FUCK IT WE BALL
How much does Caleb get paid?
