Who can stop him?
me. i'm a BAD motha fucka..
Wayne Gretzky
>>220940314>”Jason, I’d like to play a game, you love your mothe-“>jason rips the toilet off the ground and throws it at the tv>starts pounding on the door until it opens>leaves
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>>220940422jason is put in an empty pool. feet glued into floor pool starts to fill up. he has to rip his feet off to leave
>>220940480Jason doesn’t care about water, he’s swimming in a bunch of movies. In freddy’s nightmare he makes him think about his childhood drowning
>>220940514but he Can drown. even in part 6 the water made him stop. part 7 water again.part 8, toxic water
>>220940503He rips his feet off the floor and walks out of the pool, and kills the old bastard nigsaw
>>220940388The Great One was unstoppable.
Pinhead
>>220940539>made him stop>continued to make movies
>>220940615because the psychic girl in part 7 revived him part 6 he's fully drown.part 7 fully drown again. ( part 8 revived by electricity
>>220940643he’ll have someone revive him again, maybe elon would do it for the epic memes
>>220940232A magazine apparently
>>220940689
>Where the girls at?
>>220940232I know just the guy.
>>220940539>even in part 6 the water made him stopThe water didn't make him stop, getting anchored to the bottom of the lake and having his neck destroyed by a boat propeller made him stop.
>>22094068980's-90's Hustler stopped every guy in their tracks. I had some and they were exceptional. That era was the best for porn mags because, depending on your mood you had the big 3 covering everything. Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler was like the Holy Trinity of porn.
>>220940732In the comics Freddy himself confirms that Jason beat him in the movie, but those comics also imply that Jason is scared of Tommy and Freddy is scared of Alice because they defeated them multiple times, which seems silly and out of character to me
>>220940732tv ass nigga
>>220940720>>220940731Grab tiddy before going for the kill
>>220940588Yep.
>>220940232Ownership issues.
>>220940741the real Answer is chains
>>220940232A kid with a knife. Guy's a fucking jobber who lost to a child.
>>220940770Freddy has a pathetically low body count compared to Jason, most of Freddy's victims in the movies are also men which is gay, on the other hand most of Jason's victims are women which is rare for horror but the people making the FT13th movies obviously just wanted to have a bunch of good looking women in them, which is based
>>220940794
>>220940811Not anymore, his prequel series is coming out this October, it is probably going to be shit since they changed the showrunners multiple times and one was even fired for some reason, the behind the scenes seems like it was a total shitshow
>>220940836>Freddy has a pathetically low body count compared to Jason,Jason keeps getting handed full camps to work on, Freddy likes to play with his food.>most of Freddy's victims in the movies are also men which is gayDebunked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPOJr9q1SZ8
>>220940933Freddy does have the gayest movie ever where he spanks a dude with a towel and plays the role of intrusive gay thoughts
>>220940991
Pinhead could trap him in the labyrinth for a good while but I don't think could defeat. Jason always comes back.
>>220941033omg these are cuties
>>220940991Why is Edward Scissorhands surrounded by a bunch of murderers?
>>220940933Leprechaun also plays with his victims and gives them ironic deaths and yet he has more kills per movie than Freddy does
>>220940991Jason-san
>>220941260Why not?
>>220940720
>>220941584This one has the machete
>>220940232Trayzn would take him
>>220941509He's no slasher
>>220940422JUST AS PLANNED
>>220940232julius gaw
>>220940991I'd say Chucky is the only one who could conceivably transfer his sould into a hot girl and then cosplay as himself.
>>220941687I for one would love to see his camp crystal lake diorama where jason is frozen in time smacking a sleeping bag full of councilor against a tree.
>>220941784he killed a man.
>>220942258theres an actual ash vs jason vs freddy comic, you don't need AI sloppa for that
>>220942313that is clipped from the comic friend
>>220942258
ok fixed it
>>220940232Maybe Michael Myers. They both seem to be of a supernatural nature. Perfect killing machines that constantly return, even after death. For me, I've got my monies on Myers to win.
>>220940933freddy apparently killed around thousands of ppl according to the final nightmare, it's just that it happened off-screen same with jason on that movie where he just randomly turns into a deadite after getting blown up by the FBIworst part is, both of them get manhandled and beaten up by normal dudes in those movies, proving that both of them are MASSIVE frauds
>>220942386saar
>>220942440want some pop corn?
>>220942408Not him, but Freddy has a fundamental weakness in comparison to the two silent, masked killers. Freddy has a sick sense of humor, that he demonstrates to his victims. We can also see his disfigured face. These details humanize him to some degree. Freddy has great power, but only under specific conditions, like dreaming. Jason and Mike are faceless and we don't know if they enjoy their grizzly work.
>>220942515sounds like you wanna fuck Freddy's juicy butt
>>220941590Fat
>>220940232Jason is not that really that hard to beat, in fact he rarely ever wins. >Part IIThis is the only movie where Jason doesnt need the next sequel to retcon his death.fails to kill off the protagonist somehow which is weird since paul is nowhere to be seen during the ending >Part III gets beaten up and left for dead by Chris for the first time. though the original, lost ending of this movie isnt clear whether Jason would end up killing Chris or if it was part of another dream sequence like the previous two films.>Part IV gets killed by ten year old Tommy Jarvis and Trish in what was clearly supossed to be the last entry to the franchise at the time. >Part VI gets revived and turned into a not!michaelmyers clone. Somehow gets dragged and trapped by Tommy Jarvis's girlfriend despite the fact that Tommy had the most retarded plan ever.>Part VIIGets ACK-ed and dragged to the bottom of crystal lake once again when he's about to kill the not!carrie protagonist >Jason's trip to Manhattan NY sewer water kills him and turns him back into a kid in the process. No, I am being serious about this one. >Jason goes to Hell Gets killed and blown up by the FBI during the first five minutes of the movie. Gets brought back at the last five minutes of the movie before being dragged to hell. >Jason X Gets BTFOed in a 1v1 by terminator with no tits who kills him, but then is brought back to life by the spaceship's futuristic technology. gets completely disintegrated at the end of the movie. >Jason v Freddy loses a 1v1 to a disfigured middle aged pedophile twice. whether he's come back from the dead once again (Jason was never shown to be capable of recovering from limb losses in any of his movies, so that's unlikely) or if he's at dream world in the ending is up to interpretation, but Jason didnt even end up being the one that killed Freddy nor win their fight since he was the first one to go down. TLDR; Jason constantly gets beaten up and left for dead
>>220940232I would simply lure him into a pit filled with wet cement and wait for it to dry. Then I’d chip away enough for his ass to stick out so I can fuck him. Also gotta leave his head free so I can listen to his retard noises as he gets sodomized.
>>220940232Cat
>>220940232Widow's Bay just had it's "Jason Vorhees" episode. It was fun! He fell out a 3rd story window, got hit by a car, set on fire, and blasted with a shotgun multiple times. Then they cremated his body at the morgue to ensure he couldn't be resurrected.
>>220940503r'i'ps' 'up 'th'e ti'le's att'ach'ed t'o h'is 'f''ee''''t 'and' ki'lls 'the' '''''''pup'pe't 'thin'g 'sorr'y m'y '''k'ey' is' stu'ck'''''''''
>>220943025He killed the girl from the first movie when she showed up in the sequel tho, not that it was a hard thing to do the 2009 remake had him kill 2 sets of friends and the ending is ambiguous as to if he killed the girl and his brother the comics claim that Jason actually beat Freddy in Freddy VS Jason, but those probably aren't canon to any of the movies
>>220944385that be your boyfriend?
>>220940232The smooth jazz rock stylings of Steely Dan
>>220940794One of his best kills
>>220944645Steely Dan is literally dildo music named after a dildo in Naked Lunch
>>220940232The names Cyrus, CYRUS!
>>220940836>jason's highest kill count in a movie where he really isnt jason huh.. that's weird
>>220941166>Solves your Labyrinth in you’re path
>>220942408>worst part is, both of them get manhandled and beaten up by normal dudes in those moviesactually, its teenage girls and little boys who defeat these two
>>220940232my dream friday the 13th movie would be a Jason vs the Evil Dead.Basically Jason just tries to get people to stay the fuck away from the necronomicon, a bunch of stupid kids accidently release the dead eyes and now they have to help jason stop the ritual.
>>220942460>saved from redditsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>>220940232Could Jason escape the backrooms?
>>220940314FPBPRock.
>>220940314Nobody beats him.
>>220946266>and now they have to help jason stop the ritual.by being killed by him?
>>220944729> safety... always off
>>220940991Okay, I'm convinced. I will buy sexy Jason Voorhees
>>220941309I know what you are.
>>220940232Though admittedly, this is close.
>>220940314What would jason's game look like.
>>220940232copyright
>>220948189It would be extremely unfair. It would be the first time we see Jigsaw (John Kramer) go all out with a trap designed to be a versus match. Of course Jason would make it through the first layer of the trap but he would only be getting started in his versus match against him.
>>220948189Copious amounts of chlorine trifluoride.
>>220940232Sean S. Cunningham
>>220948340Jason would have no issues losing limbs and seems to not actually feel pain, so Kramer's traps would pose no threat to him. It's a retarded matchup but most horror fans are retards so it works out, I guess.
>>220948803Jason is going to look real stupid flopping around on the floor with no arms and no legs and unable to even bite anyone because he has his stupid mask on.
Leatherface would listen to him.
>>220944371>the 2009 remake had him kill 2 sets of friends and the ending is ambiguous as to if he killed the girl and his brother oh yeah my bad, I forgot about that one I know that the remake is lowly rated but I actually liked seeing woodsmart Jason back
>>220942387>picrel Like 8 different StarCraft characters/units could take out Jason. A random Dark Templar would sneak up on Jason and slice him in half vertically. A Zerg queen could just spawn broodlings on his ass. A Dark Archon could mind control him and make him jump in a wood chipper. Hell, a Terran Medic could blind him. A Terran Battlecruiser would Yamato Cannon his zombie carcass into ashes. Jason is a pussy
