>She PEGGED me, Jerry!>She PEGGED you?>ZOOM, WHAM *cups his hand into a ring and shoves his fist through the hole* RIGHT UP THE YING YANG
>>220942438>So let me get this straight George.>You took off your pants.>You bent over on the bed.>You waited while she put on the strap on.....>What did you think was going to happen?
>>220942463>I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ROLE PLAY! SHE NEEDS AN INTIMACY COORDINATOR!
I can hear it
>You REPEATED THING?>I REPEATED THING!How could you REPEATED THING? You're never supposed to REPEATED THING the REPEAT THING is REPEATED THING>I REPEATED THING!>How could you REPEATED THING?!>I didn't know they were going to REPEATED THING!every seinfeld episode ever
>>220942438>well, did you.. you know?>did I what?>did you grunt?>i can't tell you that jerry, friends don't tell friends they grunt>why not!? now I really wanna know if you grunt when you get PEGGED to see how much our friendship means to you.
>kramer: well you know Jerry, it’s very big in Europe>george: you are NOT helping kramer!>jerry: kramer do YOU grunt?>kramer: oh noooonononope
>*Kramer slides in and waits the requisite two minutes for the audience to stop clapping, noticing a doubled over in pain George* Hey George, I fixed Elaine's neck problem, you need me to keh-kk, take a look?>NO>Then what's the problem?>Oooh, George's girl pegged him.>DO YOU HAVE TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD!?>*Kramer laughs lightly in disbelief* Whah-at? The quiet one? She's as conservative as a church mouse!>*Jerry throws on his coat* Well as fun as it is discussing being sprawled out on all fours, I got a date with Grace tonight.>*Kramer points* What if she's a pegger too?>*Jerry looks annoyed at Kramer* Kramer, I have a system for avoiding peggers and it's always worked for me.>Well you better watch out buddy because she's gonna peg you too! *POP*
>>220942606What's the deal with REPEATING THING?You say the THINGShe says the THINGIt's both the SAME THING
>Well at least you got the reacharound>I didn’t >No reacharound?>No reacharound. She couldn’t reach my uh>Around?*studio audience laughter*
Who is this?
>>220943604Jerry, do you like movies about gladiators?
These threads are kino
>>220942438Million to one shot doc
>>220942790exquisite
What's the deal with what's the deal?
>>220942790>Elaine barges through the door drinking a water bottle and asks "what is going on here?" as George was mid fisting hand gesture.>Kramer interjects with>Gaped. George got gaped.>George: I GOT GAPED, ELAINE. >funky bass
>>220942790This will be animated with ai in the near future.
>>220944499Amazing what passed for stand up comedy in the 90s. Even now its a dice roll if people love you or hate you. Eliza schlezinger thinks she made it on pure talent.
>>220945910Anon, her name is Schlezinger. She knows how she became famous
>>220945870>>220942790kino
>>220945945whats the deal with women jews and nepotism in hollywood, I mean really people what is going on here
>>220945910You're so unintelligent that you don't realize that the tv show Seinfeld was a parody or the real Seinfeld. The jokes he says in the show are stereotypical real Seinfeld jokes, but often made worse for a comical effect.You probably think that Larry David is the same as he is in Curb.
>>220946039I don't watch jewish tv
>>220942438George would take that and decide to become a pegger himself. >you can't beat 'em, join 'em >I started pegging >>YOU started pegging? How? Why? >I like to give the little guy a rest, and they don't know the difference >just turn out the lights and strap it on >I can go all night that way >beats my old record by hours
I wonder if they had a subtle little marking on the floor so Kramer didn't hit them with the door when he barged it. It came pretty close sometimes.
>>220945870>You got GAPED! That's my move.
>>220946086>zoomers can't imagine something as simple as "don't stand next to the door" without yellow paint
>>220946149I'm 44 and I've done a bit of film production. Markings on the floor have been around for longer than me.
