>elevated horror
that steak needs 10 more minutes in the pan
>>220946748>overcooking your steakBrown hands. Fully rendering the fat means burning out the flavor.
>>220946780peak whiteness means ditching bovines entirely and switching to pork only. not like you would know anything about it.
>>220946801this is a muslim board
>>220946848No, go be British somewhere else.
>>220946780That comment probably gets you a lot of upvotes on reddit but on 4chan we eat our stakes well done. Not cooking your food properly is a retarded meme.
>>220946332Why would horror be on a elevator?Are you retarted?
>>220946748it's actually overcooked, it should be redder
>>220946882Well done meat is ruined meatcould as well eat leather at that point
>>220946882>on 4chan we suck dicks and eat shitgtfo with your shitty burnt steak.
>>220946963raw beef is delicious as well
>>220946963>>220946979>>220947004all hail to the rise of cat men
A1 tastes good on steak, and nothing else. I put some A1 on a burger, a pork chop, and some roast beef. All of it was bad. It's only good with steak.
>>220947045I imported some BBQ sauce from the states. imagine my disappointment when I found out that bbq sauce means regular grill sauce and not the type of stuff they sell at mcdonalds.
>>220946748>>220946780>He cooks his meatEnjoy dying from colon cancer.
>>220947011They're just wording the question brownly, all they would've had to say is "Are you familiar with the genre of indie horror movies that have taken inspiration from 'the thing'? They're typically refered to as 'elevated horror." John Carpenter: Ah yes I saw XYZ movie last weekJournalists don't know how to do their jobs as usual. Nobody knows how to do their jobs anywhere.
Medium is the right answer. Fuck your rare and well done.
the local vietkong restaurant gives these thin slices of raw beef that you're supposed to drop into hot soup and that's meant to cook it good enough to prevent poisonings I'm meant to believe
>>He cooks his meat>Enjoy dying from colon cancer.
>>220946884An elevator that only stops on the wrong floors.
>>220947101alternatively you can go to applebees or mcdonalds or jack in the box or burger king or wendies or chilis or arbies and STILL get food poisoning from the beef but for double the price and the niggers that work there are just as hard to understand.
>>220947011based
>>220946882thisall the faggots posturing online that they like rare meat are just doing it for reddit upvotes
>medium rare steak?>I LOVE IT>mettbrötchen? >ewwww
>>220947273that's not even steak you fuckin idiotthose are cow eggs on bread slices
>>220946332what is this supposed to mean?
>>220947114>An elevator that only stops on the wrong floors.If it's not the lobby then it's the wrong floorLet me the fuck off this building!
>>220947273>cold and MUSHY ground meatyou’re right, that’s fucking gross
Thousands years of culinary progress and some retards still rather eat their eggs, meat and fish raw.
>>220946748subtle bait
>>220947273if the food's name is not in english then it's not edible
>>220946979>>220947004What other meats do you eat uncooked? Ah, it's steak therefore we must eat it uncooked because... because... WE JUST HAVE TO, OK????? You got memed, faggot.
Why do anons act like cooking steak is is some kind of unattainable skill? It's literally the easiest thing to cook.
>>220947446do you even proofread what you write?
All late-90s-2010 shows were already flirting with the POZ line as ifTo make them cross even further into "modern audiences" territory is really beyond the paleThat'd make it go from mildly watchable to absurdly unwatchable
>>220947086>Ah yes I saw XYZ movie last weekHe would have probably said: "Sorry but I don't consume modern slop"
>>220947045I only use this or worcestershire sauce if the steak is kind of mid
>>220947612Still a better interview than "I don't understand the question."
>>220947474Yes, I deloberately add mistakes to confuse browns like you.
>>220947446pizza
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