DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the farm, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my lambing shed (Restaurant), it's got EXPOSED SHEEP DROPPING walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy Hawkstone beer or three and get crazy watching some farmers on Amazon! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Farmer's Dog - listen here, right, it's a PUB where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also run by Clarkson like when we watched Top Gear, so we can drink awesome HAWKSTONE BEER, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which meghan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURLESS SHEEP. i'm fuckin JACKED man, i'm gonna SLAM this HAWKSTONE beer and pop another one!!!
>>220952728this but in a well meaning kind spirited way that uplifts those around me
>>220952768I like the show but adapting the pasta to fit took so little effort I just had to
Oh nice I didnt know there was a new season. I like the new girl, shes cute.
>amazon showing an effigy of Starmer burning in a comedic way
>>220953105>season 6>Guy Caleb blows up parliament with fertilizer>camera switches to Charlie>did you remember to pay the new tax on the fertilizer?
>>220952862Annie is cute>>220953105Surely that is a death threat or incitement to violence that will get him locked up with Tommy Robinson and other domestic terrorists
>>220953105>they're housing the Afghans in the countryside? Bloody hell, there goes the posh clientele.
>>220952728>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the farm, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my lambing shed (Restaurant), it's got EXPOSED SHEEP DROPPING walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy Hawkstone beer or three and get crazy watching some farmers on Amazon! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the Farmer's Dog - listen here, right, it's a PUB where us FARMERS who do FARMING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also run by Clarkson like when we watched Top Gear, so we can drink awesome HAWKSTONE BEER, without dumb councillors bothering us. speaking of which meghan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting ring docked tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our MERINO SHEEP. i'm fuckin JACKED man, i'm gonna SLAM this HAWKSTONE beer and pop another one!!!my attempt
Why do people pretend that Clarkson is some based conservative when he's an EU cuck who wants to send billions to Jewlinsky?
>>220952728
Ok but how much screen time does this lil star get?
>>220952728This is me unironically
>>220952728>LOVE the hustle and bustle of the farmNobody says this. He doesn't say this in the show.
The ads for the millionaires retarded cow farm on water and the retard claiming he made millions scanning his soil instead of... you know, making a business where he sells that soil scanning system to retarded farmers who think it's black magic... were pretty intolerable.I literally just want to watch farming. I want to see the dumb animals kill themselves, I want to see Clarkson crying over fucking pigs that were a bad idea from day one, I want to see an idiot crashing his tractor.
>>220955754wow how do you know all these things?
>Caleb transitionedIt's so fucking over, it's gone woke.
>>220955983They'll say the customer was mean, but they won't say he was wrong.
>>220955997The extended shot of her face was a pretty clear hint that the customer was right.
>>220955983she can farm my snail for slime if you know what I mean
>>220955983Clarkson knew what he was doing when he put that on air, fucks sake. He didn't laugh in her face but might as well have.
>>220956133yes but blokes will be lining up for her now though
>Be mega rich fag in Britain>How do I minimise my tax when I die?>Buy a heap of farmland because it's exempt from death duties>Government fairly changes the rules on the mega rich trying to doge taxes>A bunch of inbred farmers suddenly have the ways and means to protest all the way to Londonpull the other one mate
>>220956245>have farm in family for >9000 generations>even small farms have assets over the threshhold>somebod died? lol your land now belongs to Umbrella Corporation for pennies on the pound>we'll have jeets pluck cotton on them in no time!
>>220956245Except the actual budget was a joke. A million in assets? You could not find a farm in the UK that wouldn't hit that due to the basic price of machinery and land these days, the reason most of those farms still exist today is because its been in the family for 20 generations. They'd all have to sell up when inheritance tax hits and be bought out for pennies by globofarm.
>>220956245also people think farmers are rich but don't take into account how much risk they take, how many hours they work, how few days off they get, and how cash poor they are
uh oh, the daily mail has arrived
>hurr some people use a loophole so lets fuck over everybody and if you think that's bad you're part of [arbitrary group I dislike]
>>220956245Ah yeah they definitely want the mega rich to pay their fair share, that's absolutely the point. You can see that by how diligent they are in closing loopholes and ensuring the mega rich pay their taxes in other places as well.
>>220956323Like most of their polices, Labour backtracked and upped the limit to 2.5m. There's also an exemption that allows farmers to pass on assets to their spouses, which basically means 5m worth of assets can be passed on tax free. So essentially that whole bit in the first episode was nonsense.
