Sniper Episode>previously on /trek/>>220937782
star trek sex with shran
The sacred Ritual of the Kometa fish
>>220953719
Was it really necessary to say it like that?
>>220953819yes.
>>22095381910 fucking atto-seconds, KABOOM!
>>220953757>govxdo i shot bajorinian?
A Q could never server in Starfleet in the long run. The temptation to use the powers is just to great. Even if she only performs mission specific miracles on the Captain's orders, more and more people will find out, and as us rise up in ranks folks might even be scared of you.And wait till the Romulans or Cardassians find out that Starfleet has god like special officers. They will eventually go to war out of fear and billions will die
>>22095381910 of your credits.
>>220953889Remember when Riker gets Q powers and Picard tells him not to resurrect a dead little girl but then later when he starts using the powers he uses them to make Data laugh and make Wesley hot but still doesn’t bring the little girl back to life?
better kot :3
>>220953956What does it say about our idea of an after life, God and creation and all the religious stuff when you can just bring a dead person back? Would the little girl still have her soul? Riker knew all this and decided against reviving a subspace zombie
at least we all agree kira being a cardassian was a much better storyline than the shit they did instead
>>220953956I think Q created that little girl just to kill her as a warning. After the pilot he just doesn't seem the type to kill people for fun. He becomes more of a wacky sitcom neighbor as the show goes on.
>>220953956
>>220954017Omniscience means you don’t need to think about that shit. It just works out how you wantAnd the show regularly kills people and brings the back as a matter of course every time they teleport anyways
run it's Mr Bones!
>Don't you understand? It's not the sun up in the sky. It's the Son of God.
>>220954037>What is my purpose?>To die for the Plot
>>220954145smug
What's for Dinner?
>>220954169>At least you'll be in the company of Data and Troi's children!
any fresh racist picards?
are the anons interested in ss14 Star Trek still around?
>He cried. I saw that. I couldn't believe it. A Vulcan moved to tears by music?
>>220954330
>>220954542both. both is gud
>>220954567kek
>>220954502>In 1997, he took the role of Othello with the Shakespeare Theatre Company (Washington, D.C.) in a "photo negative" production of a white Othello with an otherwise all-black cast.is this racist or anti-racist? sometimes i can't tell which is which
Racism is a FadGoth is Forever
Wanna buy some of the Boss's Wives's Friends Jewelry?
>>220954631>tonight on NBC: Joe Rogan is — Mandela
>>220954716I don't need merch. Star Trek is in my mind.
racist picard
>>220954772Star Wars was made to sell ToysStar Trek increases Budget by selling JewelryBoth do Costumes
lmao
>>220954822I'd go on trekcruise. The people seem so happy.
>>220954868wouldn't trust myself not to kill anyone on trekcruisebut they seem happy from afar, yes
>>220954868its the gayest ship on seven seas
>>220954893What would irk you the most ?
>>220954950(you)
DS9 seasons 7 is just stinker after stinker. Wtf happened?
>>220954972
Janeway was so much hotter when she got rid of the bun
>>220954972Acquired taste
>>220955034
Forgot about those>Loque'equele kek
>>220955185ew
Star Trek
>>220955034I like the bun.
>>220954893Just push them overboard
>Ornithoid life form
>>220955316Scary cattor
I understand your strategy is to just flood the thread with low quality posting as much as you canbut at some point, you're just going to have to stop, and then the thread will go back to normalso ultimately my question is: why bother
>>220954652IN THE FLAAAAAT FIEEEELDS
>>220956065Thursday is his new day off. Try the spanakopita.
>low quality postingrudewhere's your trekpu?
>>220955334i don't
its crazy they had to stop letting people create their own trek because it made nutrek look like shit.
>>220955034I never found Janeway hot but she became a better written character when she let her hair down. Bun Janeway felt like a Picard knockoff to me. Hair down Janeway is more of a psycho badass. At least from what I recall; going through a rewatch and up to S2 currently and she's my least favorite character tbqh.
What's it like to be such cancer that wherever you go, people are just waiting for you to leave
do you find yourself thinking about the opinions of online strangers often?
You tell me, guy who devotes 12+ hours a day to try ruining a general on 4chan's television and film board while barely even getting any reaction in response to your tireless labor ever
>>220957201My favorite bits with Janeway are when she gets really excited about something science-related. There's something about the way she puts her hand on someone's arm while talking to them.
no
>>220957360Janeway putting her hands on her hips gets me going
>>220957399shut up
>>220957333It’s funny when he goes on about having a wife and owning gay nightclubs
hot
>>220957415no u
>>220953751Welcome to the sacred ritual of the Kometa fish. We come to the table as strangers, but upon leaving, may we find ourselves as friends, not foes.
>>220958140love worf's reaction
>>220958178everyone in that shot is fighting to stay in character in a different way and I love it
Did this /trek/ have a golden age?Any old pastebins and boorus still around?
>>220958140>Dr. Q, I'm Engineering.
>>220957586continuum sex with q
its got to be some kind of bot. no one would actually do this
cool Data
>>220958888Did they...?
>>220958477>the Enterprise just saved their asses>repay them by trying to destroy themnever trust knife ears
>>220958947Did Quark fuck the slurm cola guy?
>>220959109Fully. Functional.
He really lets the mask slip on vacation
this picard is only moderately racist
>>220958685Stank skank
This Picard has been cleared, stop asking him for ID
Fresh with the Gang
its crazy the feddies just had a planet to give the skreea
>>220959627There's lots of habitable planets, we're finding them all the time
>>220959647there shoudnt be so many resource wars in that case
>>220959676That's just Cardassians being retards
>>220953736star trek sex with wesley
>>220958315it peaked with the slopera
star trek
thtar trek thekth with thy'lek
where?
>>220960339Thiggity Thy'lek yourself before you wreck yourself
>>220959709He's already plated the roast and that's ready to serve but he's just now slicing up the spacefish? 0/10 immersion ruined
>>220960455Won't get much more out of AICardassian Daddies <3
>>220958685I forgot, Computer, also add sweat spots on her cleavage and underboob
Fuck Valakians
It always rubbed me the wrong way that Sisko, the Black Commander, basically didn't give a shit about Earth and fell in love with Bajor just because they worshipped him like Jesus Christ. How a brotha gonna leave and not remember where he came from? I always got the feeling like Jake would want to go back home to Earth at some point.
>>220961325hes not even a human really
Fuck Haakonians
>CHADWICK: The Syndicate killed another one of our undercover operatives last week. >O'BRIEN: That makes five in the last year.
Fuck Antarans
>>220961195>>220961593>>220962043That's racist
star trek sex with space worms
>Its been a long road…
Based, he'll go to bed soon and normal /trek/ can resume
Now that it’s been proven beyond a reasonable doubt that the occupation never happened, how should Bajor provide reparations for the damage caused by their libelous accusations to the public image of Cardassia?
>>220962907Bajoran slave girls, assuming all Cardassian men like Bajorans as much as Dukat
so if the nyrians were too cold on voyager how'd they live long enough to hijack the ship of the species they were holding in the antarctica-like environment room? ship must have been an absolute freezer
Mr Spock, report to the bridge and do that V-thing in my ass.
This was the worst one yet. It really feels like TOS peaked around late season 1/early season 2. Every episode where they go to the past or another planet that resembles past Earth, has been flat out retarded.
>>220954776picard is not racist
>>220963752It was a pilot episode for another show tbf
>>220959507Got any webms of the SNW dress uniforms?
>>220963752the first half of S2 has some of the best episodes of Trek ever madebut once you get to the halfway mark and Gene Coon stops being a showrunner and just becomes a guest writer, that's when shit goes downhilli forget the specific episode but it's right around the halfway mark
>>220963752Trouble with Tribbles S2 E15 is the end of the golden era for TOS. S1 E10 - S2 E 15. All the best TOS episodes fall in that window
>>220964029>A Piece of the Action not one of the best episodes
>>220955334She looks like she belongs in the FLDS with that haircut
>>220964029>>220964412There are good ones outside that range; but do you think A Piece of the Action is top 5?
>>220965123Chief I told you to stop calling me that.
>>220961785why was obrien even there?
>>220965971Irish are natural criminals
>Hmm... dark coloration... one flap slightly larger than the other...
>>220967358Awesome. F*cking. Sauce
>>220962043>My grandmother lived through the last war. I would lay in my bed at night thinking about her stories, terrified that one of those evil Antarans would climb through my window.
>heres one thing you can be sure of mister.>leave any racial tolerance in your quarters. theres no room for it on the bridge. >do i make myself clear?
Watching this guy interact with Garak would have been amazing.
>>220967705Peak Cardassian 'Sode
>>220967737Sexway
>>220961593Jetrel did nothing wrong.
>>220967705To HELL with protocol PRAX!!!!!!!
>>220967705Inspector "Telepaths feel my wrath" KashykInspector "Read my mind? A phaser you'll find" KashykInspector "Mind Meld Massacre" Kashyk
Kashyk thread
>>220968282Praxbros... why didn't he just try the coffee?
Voyager has a lot of episodes dealing with racism (and how it can be justified in most cases)
>>220965971To suffer. Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers
>>220965971Because Orion rhymes with O'Brien.
>>220968431Almost every anti-racist eppy from the Berman era backfires.
Instead of a pointless reference to the So'na, I would've had Weyoun mention an outpost on Draylon II. A nice little easter egg to let fans know the Dominion wiped out the Skrreea.
>>220968563its the paradox of IDIC
>>220965971>why was obrien even there?>wake up at 4 AM after 72-hour Trek binge>look at notes taped to my wall>it all connects.jpg>TNG writers think they made continuity errors with O'Brien's rank and uniform>"Uh oh, he's a lieutenant today, now he's a chief, now he's in red">space-time is literally fracturing around the Enterprise-D because of Q and the Borg>O'Brien is the only one who doesn't panic during "All Good Things..." because he’s his own anchor point>hard-coded fake backstory in his files about a cello academy to explain why he has elite precision motor skills>rush-ordered a marriage to Keiko so he looks like a stable family man before sending him to the frontline of the temporal invasion (DS9)>spends seven years keeping Sisko from breaking the timeline while acting like a tired dad who just wants a pint of stout>wake up anons>the Department of Temporal Investigations doesn't grill O'Brien because he is their boss
>>220968643its plausible
>>220968643>the Vulcans bow to him>in contact with the Organians>responsible for the Federation colonizing the Gamma Quadrant (the first Federation city in the Gamma will be named Dublin)>ancient Celtic scriptures foretell the arrival of a stocky curly haired prophet who will usher in a new age of enlightenment and pints>you probably have self-replicating mines surrounding your home right now
>>220968563Key ones that come to mindSanctuary >refugees are dirty and ungrateful Living Witness>the Holocaust was exaggerated Repentance >13% of the population taking up 50% of prison space is for a reason
https://youtu.be/jORfoQ66KzIJust give old O'Brien a tour of the next Hero ship
>>220968643Wasn't he unfazed when the future Picard and shuttle from Time Squared just vanished in front of him?
>>220968739Most episodes with some kind of message tend to argue against themselves by virtue of some cheap twist in the last act. Valiant and The Outcast comes to mind.
>>220968643
>>220968739Code of Honor>Africans are savages and diplomacy won't work on them. They only understand violence.
>>220968855that and many other times. in past tense he treats the whole time travel via transporter accident like a bother.
>>220969034>what's up with your nose is it broken or somethin- *sees Irishman, probably her husband* oh, i see. carry on
>>220969078Never beating the allegations
>>220969078aaargh nana is so cute it's insane
>>220969098But always beating women
>>220968990the conflict is resolved diplomatically. they never even considered taking the vaccine by force.
>>220969240Tasha Yar had to kill one of them to resolve the conflict.
>>220969493She was only half dead thoughAnd it was all a scheme so she could marry her boyfriend and demote her husband
>>220968990The camerawork is hilarious here. Look how tiny they make Troi. Data and Riker literally doing the "Pathetic" meme to her
>>220970137I hate Troi's hair in season 1
>>220970137Greek whore
>>220970355
>>220970355women were a mistake
Hmph.
Would this keep you up at night or would you be able to ignore it?
>>220971552Chinamen are replaceable by nature.
>>220971552if i was the one that lived i'd just be glad that it was the other guy that died instead of me
>watch an episode of tng>look up reviews afterwards>everyone is shitting on itcritics are fucking FAGGOTS, too short a season was a good episode and i liked admiral jameons character.
Hasperat?
>>220971552Both have small penises
>>220971944imagine being an actor and being able to just like eat whatever you want from the craft services table
>>220972778Imagine Riker kissing Troi on the bridge or something just as a casual, normal day-to-day kind of conduct
>>220973015PDA between Troi and Riker specifically happens a lot, including on the bridge. webm you replied to is cadets hanging in the atrium before class/first day after spring break
>>220973126>PDA between Troi and Riker specifically happens a lot, including on the bridge.Cool man shouldn't be hard for you to find and post proof of them kissing on the bridge then
>>220973141why? never made the claim that they did
>>220973169I accept your concession.
>>220973183for what?
You argue like you attended a military academy where gay men in uniform commonly give each other pecks on the cheek.
>>220973298that's just the regular military innit
>>220973298Or they go "ummm but the real military is like that" even though this Star Trek is set in the future. Literally 1000 years in the future.
>>220973367Also a semi parallel timeline which keeps getting altered by the prime timeline (ours) and a temporal Cold War
>>220969982Doesn't matter if she was completely dead or not. The conflict was resolved by use of force.
>>220954822Ooo fulcan idik look like dick in stinky box.Moon.
>>220958140Q is potentially one of my least favourite parts of Star Trek.
>>220972778That shit is more than cringe. It isn't wanted or necessary for any purpose but agenda pushing.
>>220953889But if they were to work their way up to captain, they wouldn't even need a ship. Just go do missions somewhere. It's kind of cool to think about, just a benevolent Q snapping around helping people.
>That shit is more than cringe. It isn't wanted or necessary for any purpose but agenda pushing.
The agenda there is "two hot women kissing, sweet" or are you making the argument that Rick Berman is a big LGBT supporter when most of you retarded blue-haired NuTrek fags treat him like he's a gaybashing Hitler?
>The agenda there is "two hot women kissing, sweet" or are you making the argument that Rick Berman is a big LGBT supporter when most of you retarded blue-haired NuTrek fags treat him like he's a gaybashing Hitler?didn't read lol
men kissing in star trek would be good if the guys were hot. would anyone complain if it was Archer and Trip kissing? i don't think so.
did read
nu-uh
I found a first edition copy of Killing Time at my local used book store for $2.75
>>220974015This was explicitly made to tingle my heterosexual male penoor, dumbass
>>220974207gross >>220974171star trek sex with trip
star trek forcing homosexual bajorans into the dilithium mines to work themselves to death with gul dukat
Poor little pinkskin guy
I did a bit of lucid dreaming last night and decided to hang out with Gul Dukat but he began insulting me immediately so I changed to a different dream scene.
>>220974557Lay off the lithium
>>220974171You are in denial as well as delusional.
>>220974247>fujo author gets her Spirk fanfic officially published Honestly? Based
Did it also make them virgins again?
>>220974357Trip>cute>charming>funny >catfish 'n' pecan pie>good with his hands>engineering geniusThe clear winner here in the Star Trek Sex contest and it's not the gay homos in nutrek
>>220974941>I don't remember Europeans ever inventing any warp drivesI love this nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>220974904it reverted them to how they were at age 12 so only jean luc
Wilson Cruz (who plays the gay negro from STD) is one of those fags who screams I HATE WHITE PEOPLE on Twitter every day, and then turns around and gets dicked down by his white husband's BWC. Like Don Lemon. Why is this common with zesty black bottoms?
>>220975551i really don't need to know about any of that shit man
Sisko's Restaurant Menu?
>>220975628It's relevant to the discussion about star trek sex
star trek sex with david corwin
>>220975649
cetacean ops
Star trek
>>220976040throwaway line turned into stretched out gag
mirror cetacean ops>>220976535>throwaway linevoyage home weeps
>voyage home weepscetacean ops is from TNG behind the scenes, it was supposed to be sentient dolphins navigating the ship, but that was one of those gay new age 80s ideas everyone agreed was stupidof course lower standards comes along and goes DUUUDE THE DOLPHINS LMAOOOOOO
I like cetacean opsalso space whalesand star trek
Whales are gay, give me a Section 31 arc where they kill all the whales to protect the Federation
>be Mashed Potatoes Mike McMahan>have a Twitter account where you just make lame, tired jokes about Wesley Crusher, Data's cat, and Worf that countless people have done better before>Pocket Books turns it into a book>next thing you know you're put in charge of a cartoon parody of Star Trek because CBS All Access were looking to boost their audience, and they noticed your credits in season 3 of Rick & Morty (the exact audience they were chasing)>ruins the franchise even more than it already was, because now toon troons who want to fuck the characters, and manchildren who think this shit is the pinnacle of humor invade the fandom - as well as existing Trekkies who collectively decided to lower their standards, especially with it coming out during covid where exposure to the virus destroyed everyone's brain cells>CBS (who later get merged with Paramount) goes "Wow, the response to this is great, let's just make all nuTrek shows be like this going forward!">therefore NuTrek, which before didn't know if it wanted to be dramatic crying women (STD), or gross torture porn (PIC), is now self-deprecation and meta fourth wall breaks (SNW; SFA)and no i will never let it go
>>220976783its funny how star trek tries to make everything plausibly fit with science except the whales. a baleen whale cant live on a starship anymore than it can live in an aquarium in san fransisco. dolphins and some of the small whales could survive but it would be torture even on the largest fed ships. the only way space whales work is the xindi aquatics. its got to be purpose built for whales.
>>220976996It's fun to think about, same for space whales.First time we actually saw cetacean ops is prodigy, and that still leaves a lot of questions openI don't see why dolphins and smaller whales couldn't be accomodated for limited times, a month long mission or so. And fully Whale-operated Shuttles too. They just need a Holodeck with Neuralink to BE the shuttle
Aquatics > Insectoids > Reptilians > Primates > plain ol' humanoids
>>220977623its the same reason the ships are manned instead of just sending probes. its human nature to explore. its whale nature to float around and eat shrimps. anything else would be a waste of material.
>>220977904Human nature is throw poop, eat banan, play with genitals by that logic. Cetacean bros love exploring too, give them a fleet of single-pilot whaleships and donut-shaped dolphinships and let them explore space krill
>>220978023like i said originally i dont have a problem with it if they are purpose built for aquatics. dual enviroment is an engineering nightmare.
>>220976919I can see Ellison doing something awful like an animated TNG remake with Invincible animation quality. Bring on Seth Rogan as an executive producer because he hasn't ruined enough franchises.
>scotty who doesn't look or sound like scotty (also way too young)
>>220978653It's so frustrating seeing Paramount treat TOS characters like superheroes who can just be recast every two decades. Nobody is trying to make a Brady Bunch or Gunsmoke prequel with a brand new cast.
>>220978715>i have no desire to have fun
ellison will give us cardassian daddies and big tiddy goth borgfriendschudtrek is real
>>220978653one of the things i hate most about jj trek is how kirk spock and uhura are completely re-invented but scott and mccoy are straight up tos impersonations. pick a god damned lane.
The Trabe did nothing wrong
>>220979080>uhura are completely re-inventedIt's funny how none of them come close to how charming TOS Uhura was. Fun, flirty, teases male characters in a charming way. You get more from Nichelle's limited screentime then any other version.JJ Uhura is boring as fuck, just Spock's girlfriend and generic sassy working girlboss. Though Saldana is beautiful.SNW Uhura is boring, has some boring trauma as backstory bullshit. She's somewhat okay in the episode with the ghost Hemmer and Terrarium. But her stylist absolutely hated her until the third season.>>220978653I assume they cast Scotty younger in SNW so they could do something with him and Uhura without getting age gap cancelled.
>I thank you for agreeing to meet me here in this Kindergarten playroom
>>220979469i never understood the uruha scotty shipping. they are extra familiar in final frontier but thats pretty standard for people who have been around each other for 30 years.
>>220979543consider the racism required for injuns to be visually distinct 200 years in the future. theres hardly any fullbloods left today.
USS Prometheus
>>220979714think fucking sucks
How are the dvd sets for this series? Are they worth the purchase? I love behind the scenes stuff and episode commentaries. My brother has the DS9 box set and I want to borrow it off him (but who the fuck has a dvd player or disc drive anymore?)
>>220979968Or rather, which series has the best dvd features?
Daily reminder that the Ferengi Alliance is the only major power in the Milky Way Galaxy not involved in any kind of Imperialism, War or Opression.
>>220979968>>220979989All of the Berman Trek DVD sets are worth getting. They have a ton of great special features.The general pattern is: they do specific extras about marquee episodes of note where cast and crew will talk about them, and then they'll have one specific character extra every season on the last disc, like a Chief O'Brien focus, where they'll go through and talk about all the important O'Brien episodes.I'm always surprised that as many times as these shows have been pirated, NOBODY ever uploads the DVD extras.
>>220980040But no full-length commentaries?
>>220980075No, sadly not.
>cochrane gets the ick from omnipotent energy mass mommy being in love with him>possesses a hot girl>cochrane suddenly loves herso embarrassing for my gender
>>220980184Yyyyikess this show didn't age well
>>220980184works fine for me. the bitchy cunt is dead and was replaced by the loving sumbissive alien cloud thing. chochrane gets to live another 50 years or so with her. everyone wins but the dead cunt.
>>220980480its the plot of obsession almost
What would a national socialist Federation look like?
>>220980569Terran Empire?
>>220980713I meant real national socialism not the kike propaganda version
>>220980731Star Trek is Hollywood
>>220980569The United Federation of Planets
>>220980480As far as I can tell, she didn't die, but was merged with the companion, resulting in the purge of her boss bitch attitude.
>>220980843thats what the companion says...
>>220980184Kind of like how one of my coworkers is an older lady who for whatever reason had a crush on me when I started, then when I shot her down she tried to get me to hook up with her daughter
New>>220981305>>220981305>>220981305
>>220976040If you could talk to dolphins all they'd talk about is fucking and eating fish. Fuck them, they can stay in the seas while humanity claims the stars. Enjoy the kelp, assholes.
>>220972832the TNG crew wouldnt know what that's like
>>220973169>specifically happens a lot>never made the claim they didno in fact, you claim it's an ongoing thing.surely you have proof.
>>220972778>haha guys like star trek is like space communism where everyone can just be like whatever they want right?>lol just like make them annoyingly, openly gay! gay space communism!!!
>>220974015looks like faganon just found out that masculinity is naturally unappealing to be submissive to one another.where as females being naturally more submissive can still be attractive while being submissive to one another.cry about it, fag.
