>>220953992
you would feel a sense of ownership over it, having it be connected to the building. i never thought of that aspect.
but most likely he was just renting the building. still, it's an interesting thought. much different when you feel in control of it like that, rather than just finding it in some random location you stumbled upon.

there should have been dead girls everywhere
thats what my backrooms would be like

>>220953992
That's unironically what the best part of Barbarian was about.

why do mutts cry about muh heckin dead malls but when I go to shopping centers they're suffocatingly full of people? If I go to the capital I literally want to kill myself from the crowds but even in my town they're full of people. Do Americans just not leave their house for some reason?

>>220954198
i was thinking about this the other day
i think its just a way to complain about brown hordes without being outright racist

>>220953992
Didn't the SCP Foundation set up an operating base in there?

I would have just walled up the parts where the monsters live and rented out the rest. I don't know where this film is set, but in any somewhat big city this would easily make you a millionaire, especially if there's a university in town.

>>220954338
Oh no, they're not the SCP foundation anon!
They just secure the backrooms from people getting in and contain all the areas from being found, protecting people from these backroom entities.

Oh wait...

>>220954482
Hm, seems like a good idea for a sequel
There's 50+ families living in a small building, not realizing that the space doesn't make sense

This movie has afro-americans featured in it? Gross. I think I'll pass. Thanks for the warning, anon.

>>220954198
You clearly don't live in the midwest.

>>220954338
I think in the directors version its actually a real estate conglomerate planning to sell cleared out sections as a solution to housing

Yes, that is indeed stupid

as a plumber i would be annoyed

>>220953992
>well time to eat white goo made out of fake people

>>220954969
Where the fake people made of edible white goo part of the original pre-established lore?

I don't understand this film. On the one hand, there is a black MC, which is bad and pozzed. But on the other hand, he is getting criticizes by a woman for his toxic masculinity, which makes me focus on the fact that he is a man rather than his blackness, and which makes him sympathetic.

>>220954142
I felt called out when Justin Long's character immediately starts trying to find out how it adds to the appraisal of his house.

>>220953992
who thought black people could exist in psychological horror?
He's so fucking out of place, just liek the nigger in the so-called silent hill game coming out.
Niggers literally CAN'T exist in psychological horror. Especially like this, liminal spaces and scotlant.
Anyone that watched this will be raped for life.

>>220954969
kek
that was so gay.

I was so annoyed when he literally went insane.

anyone else think him being able to go back and forth in and out of the backrooms defeated the purpose of them?

>>220954198
they're not dead on the east or west coast (except for small towns probably)

>>220954482
>>220954734
that sounds like a killer idea for a parody, too bad scary movie 6 is already coming out, backrooms would've made for great material as a centerpiece for the film

>>220954969
that part was so odd

>>220955158
not that I remember but I was only mildly deep into the lore

>>220955305
hes an old nigga, a relic from a time when blacks were better in movies, if it was a young nog I'd instantly dislike it but these old nigs tend to be more deserving of their place because they started back before diversity hires were all over the place in Hollywood

>>220953992
IMAGINE THE PROPERTY TAXES

I didn't get it

>>220955525
NOW the backrooms are scary

>>220953992
A friend of mine discovered his Kike landlord wired up other shit in the building to his flat's metered power supply, so he was paying for other shit in the building.

At the start of this film they were starting to make it sound like this N was paying to power the Backrooms or something.

Imagine doing your 'free real estate' scheme and then getting fucked at the end of the month by an infinity power bill lol.

>>220955405
>nigga enters backrooms
>instantly steals the furniture
>>220955441
I was annoyed they kept forcing the therapist character into it. I was actually liking Clark but then he stops being the main character in his own movie. You could tell this guy was a Youtube director because he couldn't think of a full movie worth of plot.

>>220955684
Yeah, hard to have convincing existential dread when you don't even have a time preference beyond 18 seconds from now.

Funny part is he's running from the monster and leaves, but then realises he violated the N-code and has to come back and steal shit. I'm sure there are videos of N's getting shot at by a convenience store clerk who have got killed IRL doing the same thing.

can you have sex with the creatures in it?

>gets divorce raped while working to support family on his single income
>somehow his fault still because he wasn't being a better man or whatever
Thanks Kane

>>220955834
if you can eat them you can fuck them

>>220954831
The Midwest has some of the largest still full malls though
Like Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg, IL is still packed most days and especially weekends

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if even a fraction of /tv/'s demographic's thoughts were present in the backrooms, how many sticky hot-glued anime figures would occupy those rooms?

>>220955938
I'd be worried about fags from the other boards being in there with me. I'd hope the first manifestations I came across were from /k/ so I could use them on all the sickos - especially those mentally ill faggots from /n/, (God I hate those motherfuckers).

Someone should make a 4chan Backrooms film based on that though, where you go into different areas and there's appropriately weird shit.

Then you find out the simple way to leave the Backrooms is go to the /tv/ area and post some shit that triggers the tranny-jannies and get banned, (because /tv/ jannies are the most easily triggered pussy fucks), but if you fuck it up and use half-measures you wind up in /bant/ with a whole bunch of fags from /pol/ engaged in a non-stop war.

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>>220956283
/x/ Backrooms would be off the fucking chain. Likelihood of being raped by a succubus entity would be 100% though.

>>220953992
yes

>>220954142
Barbarian didn't have any good parts.

>>220954734
>>220954482
in the movies, Clarke's scrawled writings on the wall mention that the layout keeps changing. might be a bit inconvenient.

So why was there a black pirate monster in the backrooms?

>>220954049
If only there was a book exploring this very idea

>>220956755
did you not watch the movie or something

>>220956762
What book?

>>220953992
why does this need to have a nigger in it? i could only have tolerated a side character we rarely see as a nigger. unwatchable

>>220956828
why does a 4chan thread need a faggot that tries way too hard to fit in?

>>220956818
He's probably thinking of House of Leaves

>>220954049
You just set up a gus fring super meth lab in the basement, use the furniture store to launder the money, so you could eventually just buy up the whole block.
If any monsters show up you just get them hooked and use them to push your product into multiple dimensions.

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>>220956701
That mural totally sucked. Wasn't creepy at all really. Too specific and expositional about some shit and too vague and lolsorandom-look-at-how-crazy-I-am about other shit.

Also his maps and drawings were pretty crap even for a failed architect.

>>220953992
Imagine how many Indians you could rent out rooms too

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>>220957071
Over 9000 Indians per room? Let me just run that through a calculator ...

Ah ... that would be infinity Indians. So about half the Indian population in the UK.

>I'm sensing a template type pattern in these AI images.

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>>220956855
I am, yeah. The basic premise is that a documentary film maker discovers an infinitely expanding hallway inside his new house. Being a documentarian and seasoned adventurer, he decides to hire a support crew and launch a series of expeditions into said hallway.

Meh, wasnt amazing
You can tell the director is an amateur

>>220957256
But ... but ... you can't sustain a movie with a bunch of fags just walking through a bunch of weird hallways ... says the studiofag ... so we have to add a bunch of [this standard Hollywood bullshit] to inject 'teh drama'.

Even though:
>Cube (1997)
>Hypercube (2002)
Arguably more so they're dealing with the weird environment itself that doesn't make any sense, (in 3-dimensions at least).
>The Descent (2005)
They're already in the caves by the 30 minute mark and stay in there for the rest pretty much. Comparable because confined environment where they can't be sure what they'll come across next. Weird creepy shit and mostly unseen entities.
>Blair Witch (1999)
Which has been compared to this movie before, even just for budget vs box office reasons, but you could easily rejigger it with them stuck in an outside Backrooms level where nothing makes logical sense and you might as well kick the useless fucking map into the creek.

>>220954198
Why are all Brits racist?

>>220954198
What do "mutts" do? We all show up to fuck ICE events. What do you do? You all leave your houses any time there's an "I hate black people, please save me from black people" protest. Big round of applause for England.

>>220953992
Even the monster people seem easy to deal with, they seem retarded and you can just eat them. Meanwhile infinite real estate. Also infinite food since infinite weird retard people are wandering around the backrooms.

>>220954198
At least every single fucking person living in the US doesn't leave their house to show up to every racist event ever.

>>220954198
The one thing your people will be remembered for is how you lived in fear of people not being 100% white. Big round of applesauce.

>>220955444
Nice digits. Also yes, that part was disappointing. I thought the entrance would no longer be there after leading them into a false sense of security. It really dropped my expectations for this film. That and the film constantly telling us The Therapist's backstory as if it matters.
>>220956776
This is 4chan. Where retards come in to bitch about something they don't even know.

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>>220953992
Empty spaces with no exit are not new, junior.

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>>220956283
>Mfw I enter the /gif/ section of the Backrooms

>>220958003
That seems like a cool movie. Will watch.

What criteria do you have to meet for the backrooms to create a full flesh and blood entity in your likeness instead of just white goop?

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>>220954198
Really makes you think huh?

>>220958240
The average Brit is as ugly as the average black person. That's why you're all in perpetual existential crises over them and even the most normal Brit refers to Americans as mutts. I promise you, I'm more attractive than you while being part Native American while you look like fucking Bilbo Baggins.

>>220957882
Yeah, therapist should have never appeared after Clark left her office to get proof. If you wanna make her the lead in the sequel, go ahead. This was supposed to the nigga's story and it just gives up on him. It even timeskips his spiral to insanity. I would've ended the movie once the pirate creature picks up the camera.
>>220958212
No clue. My theory is maybe only people actually inside the backrooms get blood copies. Everyone else gets white goop because they are based on memories, so the backrooms can't replicate their insides.

>>220958145
In the 4chan Backrooms you'd be spending a lot of time running out of the frypan into the fire I suspect, then through an active volcano into the lowest pit of Hell and damnation, (/p/).

>>220958145
>giant fligugigu copy appears
Honestly, I would watch that

>>220955158
So far in the rest of the series pretty much nothing was known about the weird copy people so everything in the movie is a reveal to the audience who has been following the series

>>220955846
If you had an IQ above 80 you might have picked up on the whole bit where Clark's version of events with his wife are almost certainly false.

>>220958663
NTA but I didn't really pay attention to that because there was no payoff to it. The therapist just kinda tells the audience that it's all Clark's fault his life sucks. I think they would have done better showing Clark go crazy and having to confront the twisted copy of what actually happened. See the giant pirate beating his wife's copy and we as an audience connect that back to how he claimed he acted in therapy.

>>220958789
if you had an IQ above 80 the wife copy being terrified of him and running scared shitless when the big pirate showed up was that part.

You are asking for a markedly worse movie lmao

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>>220954198
I think malls are starting to undie. 6 years ago it was elderly people getting exercise. Now there's teenagers and stuff.

>>220957648
Nobody cares about gay libshits and boomers crying about "muh heckin poor browns"

>>220953992
He doesn’t own it.
It’s owned by Async.

>>220959025
That scene was added as a checklist item because the director forgot. They gave up on Clark's story and decided to just speedrun it at the end. You are advocating for the story lazily telling you what it means over actually being a movie.

>>220959654
You are advocating for being spoon fed expository dialog because you're too dumb to understand what you're watching. You are the lowest denominator that causes studios to dumb down movies so you can follow along.

>>220959791
>expository dialogue
Nope try reading my post next time. Shocking an illiterate retard can try and say anything about dumbing things down. I bet you loved when the therapist explained Clark's character to you.

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>>220959791

>internet meme movie is high iq cinema

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>>220961063

what copypastas can i steal and make a movie out of?

>>220961113
NTA but yes, current thing is indeed lazy and boring

>>220953992
Best scene in Barbarian is when Justin Long is measuring the rape dungeon

>>220961201
you're a real life wojak. you're miserable

>>220961152
bottomless pit supervisor

>>220956888
An AI generated alternate university where Walt and Jesse discover the backrooms and do exactly this.

>>220959025
Why was the midget in the wheelchair scared then?

>>220954198
You should go to the capital more.

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How long was he in there?

>>220954198
you yet again woke up thinking about americans

>>220955405
This is because blacks don't feel fear

>>220961526
Where did he piss and shit? Do the copies respawn after you eat them? What if you’re a pretty good and well adjusted person. Does your copy end up as some exaggerated paragon of virtue and go through the backrooms killing the bad copies?

>>220954111
Okay mr bateman

>>220961722
>find random hole
>shit down it
>monster downstairs seething as he's covered in poo and pee

>>220961526
How did he manage to not get killed by the pirate when he was in that pool area with the camera? Feels like that big guy just loves killing.

>>220958292
Okay bowhunting nigger but did anyone ask?

>>220961895
Seemed like he had an understanding with the pirate because he talked to it like he'd done it before. It wasn't until he thought about changing that he turned on him.

>>220961895
>>220961972
The shrink at the end also shows Mary security footage of Clark and the pirate walking together, the pirate wasn't hostile to him until the very last moment

>>220961972
>>220962016
That was my general idea since he was talking to the pirate right before he got chomped about "we dont have to change." I guess I was moreso confused on how he came to that understanding with the pirate but it does seem the backrooms can read your mind so it is obvious in retrospect. I do wonder what they did in the seeming weeks they were together? Just walking around like friends? Might be fun thing to see in a sequel exploring that missing time period.

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>>220954049
>you would feel a sense of ownership over it, having it be connected to the building. i never thought of that aspect.
>i never thought of that aspect.

>>220954969
I think he was eating a lemon meringue pie shaped like humans. That's why I ate a lemon meringue pie after watching Backrooms.

>>220962230
uh did you forget the whole scene where he's dressed up in the pirate costume filming that stupid commercial?
the pirate was his own shadow, the entity was friendly to him because it was brought to life by his psyche
it turned on him at the end because he wanted to let the therapist go, and it wanted to kill her
"because that's just the way we're wired"

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>find a place that has infinite rooms and furniture
>owns a furniture store
>doesn't immediately sell stock at ridiculously low prices no one can compete at
Was Clark retarded?

I would like the sequel to involve a discovery that the copies in the backroom are made out of a material that has significant energy generating properties, but you need to harvest them so we get to see a postmodern critique of heterosexual white male imperialist privilege as we watch various companies go into the backrooms to harvest them so innocent copies within.

>>220962230
He was stuck in the past so he was just living and seething. The red head was clearly his wife and he was playing house with her clone. The painting was made by Clark so he saw the pirate as an extention of himself and was feeding it people or clones. He'd just snapped and was enjoying playing god.

>>220961871
The monster downstairs is Bam Margera

>>220962335
I know? What are you on about?
>>220962389
>living in the past
Well yeah obviously since he said he was rehearsing stuff with the wife clone. I meant more like with the photo it seems he was exploring the rooms with the creature. Maybe it showed him something.
>feeding it people
That's kinda what I want to see. Perhaps he would explore the backrooms with the pirate looking for other people who got lost inside. It seems like the Async people had a trap set up in Clark's store replica, so perhaps they were aware? Not a fan of how the movie ended, but lots of possibilities for future movies I will admit.

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>>220953992
what the FUCK would he do with this "property" anyway? I genuinely don't understand what point you're trying to make

>>220962529
most obvious answer is hiding dead hookers

The whole movie was a mess, the part where they go exploring was peak horror though. Even though it was ripped off from House Of Leaves / myHouse.wad.

In fact the whole movie felt it was ripping off myHouse.wad.

>>220959377
It's not even that I care about brown people, it's that I don't live in a country that's famous for everyone living there being a racist piece of shit.

>>220962526
>What are you on about?
You said
>I guess I was moreso confused on how he came to that understanding with the pirate

>>220962645
I meant physically how. Like did he talk to the pirate or did it read his mind or some third thing.

>>220954198
>euroshit can't imagine living in an area that isn't a concrete jungle

>>220954142
Is barbarian mysandrist shit or not?

>>220962602
>muh racism
Fun fact: If you stay in your brown hellhole, you won't experience racism. You'll be able to wallow in shit and die at 45 with your fellow turdpeople without Ol' Whitey calling you out for being worthless scum.

>>220953992
so are the peopel copies fuckable?

>>220955405
this is a good point actually. this movie made it seem like blacks are just violent retards anyway so nothing psychological does anything anyway

>>220961152
is that...?

>>220963858
they're just full of semi-solid fluff/goo so I guess so, if that counts for you

>>220963858
anything is fuckable if you're brave enough

>>220953992
unfortunately, property is evil now or something so you can't actually use it unless you give it away to commies to grow weed

>>220962783
I'm white and live in a nice neighborhood in California. I probably don't meet your standards for a white person because you're British and I'm about an eighth Native American, but that's insane on your part because I have hazel eyes, dark blonde hair, and skin as white as snow while you look like a fucking abomination. You fixate on whiteness because you're ugly and have nothing else going for you. It's not even that I'm against racism per se, but when your country is known for being full of racist pieces of shit, it's basically a putrid stench on you that you can never wash off.

>>220954198
>a dead mall
>a thriving mall full of brown people
wyd?

>>220957648
>We all show up to fuck ICE events
not me. I love ICE. I would show up to a pro-ICE event.

>>220953992
Are there any good torrents out yet

>>220965018
I would love to live in a country where everyone was racist, it would probably be beautiful and peaceful.

>>220965038
Yeah but the fact is fuck ICE protests get huge turnouts here while the protests that get huge turnouts in England are please save me from black people protests.

>>220955158
there is no pre-established lore anon, just some 4chan post with a picture attached.
personally i like the explanation of it being just the bad recreation of memories that explains why it keeps going on and on with it getting wrose over time

>>220962561
>Clark starts pimping out female Still Lives, including the ones of Mary and Kat, to help pay off his bills
>Async tries to stop him, but most of their Backrooms-crazed scientists succumb to lust and try to use their DOE money to fuck Still lives

>>220955158
in Kane's series or the original backrooms?
in the original wiki version you could find random food items stowed around like "almond water"
honestly Kane's version is better. I wonder what Clark was drinking though...

>>220956828
By now, niggers are preferable to (you) pajeets.

>>220965446
>I wonder what Clark was drinking though...
there was a whole chase sequence through several areas with large pools and channels of water

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what was his fucking problem

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>>220965865

>>220965892
kek

>>220962342
Hard to sell duplicate furniture when most of it is all fucked up, elongated, or just stuck to each other.

>>220953992
>bone-chilling slow burn: the movie

I came! I came when I watched this! Just like when my wife's boyfriend dominates me!

>>220966073
euromutts law

White people humor is always about getting cucked. #nooticing

>>220961895
>>220961972
>>220962016
>>220962230
How did you guys get filtered by this? The Pirate is the Backroom's basest impression of Clark. Its held back by the fact that up until the dinner scene, Clark is retaining the tiniest sliver of a notion that He can change. However the moment Mary externally validates the idea that he doesn't have to, the "control" he exerts over the Pirate (himself) evaporates and he's cannibalized (literally) by the worst aspects of himself

>>220961298
midget wasn't scared. he just wanted to shine some light on the situation

>>220962775
It's just regular shit that was completely forgotten a month after it released.
>>220965018
>I'm about an eighth Native American
7/8's Askenazi Jew.
>>220953992
Imagine the infinite storage space.
I would still make it cluttered.

>>220954841
Async isn't a real estate conglomerate and its heavily implied that their storage and housing opportunities pitch to the government is to ensure continued funding from the department of energy because they have no idea what they have created or open a door to with their experiments.

>>220966056
It's infinite, there's bound to be tons of normal to slightly normal furniture. A slightly bigger couch isn't a problem and a smaller one is just a love seat. That stool he took was normal and not stuck. That room of couches the therapist found was a gold mine.

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>>220965865
Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque and wound up stuck in an endless meme loop

>>220958663
> the whole bit where Clark's version of events with his wife are almost certainly false.
When he enters the Christmas room the female still life shrieks at him while clutching the side of her head which is more evidence. Maybe he hit her and he agreed to give up the house rather than have that known publicly?

actually watched his youtube stuff, and it's sad how sanitized the feature was compared.
Extremely boring sets and way less interesting characters.
Would have been cool to just follow an Async team on a deeper expedition

>>220961526
Twelve years a backrooms nigga

>>220966056
>>220966530
he didn't even have any customers though
>open the store
>we've been open...

>>220954198
I'm American and the mall in my city has never died or even declined in popularity, so it confuses me, too.

>>220962716
He was doing Timothy Treadwell shit with an unholy freak, I think he communicated like you would a smart bear

>>220961895
He "fed" the pirate his employees.

The pirate assumed he was going to feed Mary to it. When he let Mary go thats when he turned on clark and chased Mary

>so are you a pirate, or a sultan?

>>220965257
> fuck ICE protests get huge turnouts here
That’s nothing to be proud of, Tonto

>>220965754
Water in backrooms was supposed to be full of bacteria and toxins

>>220954783
chiwetel is not an american, imagine being this ignorant, you can't even do racism right, lmao

>>220962507
>today i'm gonna kick my dadsh assh

>>220961895
>>220961972
My take on the scene was that the pirate was an amalgam of memories about Clark and right before it shows up, he's acting erratic, violent, and aggressive towards Mary. He's a big stupid pirate because that's how his employees and everyone who has seen his commercials remembers him. He's a violent, people eating retard because that's how Mary remembered him in the moment.

>>220954539
>>220954482
Where did the async people access it from?

>>220953992
>Without the authorities knowing
So, you didn't watch the movie or you're retarded.