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>only posts 1
ew capeshit
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>>220954430is that the same fucking costume?>>220954455patience, i guess>>220954463>oh no, people have tastes that differ from mine
Where is Iron Man, Dr. Strange, Punisher or Wolverine? It’s not a Spider Man movie without them
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>>220954474your taste is objectively horrible
5/15Fans have pointed out Spider-Man is fixing Bruce Banner's gamma regulator that lets him transform into the Hulk at will in this shot, so Savage Hulk probably won't just be a one-and-done third act villain.
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>>220954430Yep, that do be Tom Holland and Spider-man
7/15Here's Sadie Sink as the movie's mystery telepath who is all but confirmed to be Jean Grey.
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9/15Here's Tramell Tillman from Severance as Bill Metzger, the anti-mutant director of the Damage Control organization who is reportedly going to be a recurring villain during the MCU's Mutant Era.
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12/15Here's Michael Mando from Better Call Saul as the Scorpion.
>>220954430All of this Spiderman movies fucking suck
13/15Spider-Man getting scanned so he can enter Damage Control's private prison where there will be a big fight scene against the Hand ninjas.
>>220954543Why can't this hideous ape just fuck off?
>>220954641Should've kept the MCU(Mutant Containment Unit) name.
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>>220954737That quote in the pic is such a self-own.
>>220954737>This is the first MCU Spider-Man film focused on the classic elements of Spider-Mancongrats?
>>220954504do you know what objective means
Is Nicolas Coppola going to be in it?
>>220954737Great casting tbqhThe movie's seems to be one hell of a bloated mess but I hope he's the main villain
>>220954830He was going to play Osbourne in raimi film
>>220954721>”Frank Castle is a real one who burns local.”>Looks straight into the camera>”Remind you of anyone else?”
>>220954543DOG of a woman
>>220954825it means a thing you have to get
>>220954790>>220954807why is he fighting hulk?>>220954543I think I have zandaya fatigue
>>220954737where his costume why can't they ever do it properly
>>220954889>why is he fighting hulk?Something will make the Hulk go savage again and Spider-Man will have to stop him.
>>220954737Scorpion needs a helmet.
>>220954430Is this a new movie? I'm familiar with Tom Holland being the latest Spiderman, but the titles are all samey. Like they're supposed to bleed together in your memory without concentration. >HOMEcoming>far from HOME>no way HOMEpeople always abbreviate the star wars movies to a single word. >Phantom>Clones>Revenge>Hope>Empire>JediHow would you abbreviate these movies. The one with the word "Home" in it? The nicknames have to be unique.>homecomingCummimg>far from homeFar>no way homeNope>brand new dayBrandHow many people watched these movies multiple times, enjoyed them and they can't keep it straight. They probably just number them.
>>220954889>why is he fighting the hulkMind the gap, Hollywood.
>>220955001Why Spider-Man tho?
>CapeshitGrow up
>>220955073Spider-Man doesn’t have any famous villains of his own so that’s why they partner him with other Avengers to take out Avengers villains.
They should have made the new movies a symbiote trilogy where he uses the black suit to beat a villain and him and brock are enemies in the first two but team up to fight carnage in the third one. But whatever here’s more zendaya ironman jr slop
>>220955087>Spider-Man doesn’t have any famous villains of his own>Spider-Man doesn’t have any famous villains of his own>Spider-Man doesn’t have any famous villains of his own
>>220955091Reminder that Flash is a jeet in this universe, lmao
>>220955073Because he asks Banner for help dealing with his own mutation in this movie.
>>220954790Finally they stopped the gay hulk shit and he's back to his roots. Fuck She Hulk
That reflection looks wrong
>>220955154Meet means victory
>>220954807Is that fucking Tarantula?
>>220955229Lmao nice try Sukdeep
>>220955154Jeet means victory
>>220955087>Spider-Man doesn’t have any famous villains of his ownYou mean in the MCU specifically?Because Spider-Man has the 2nd most popular rogue gallery, only beaten by Batman.
>>220954463third post best post, thread should've ended here. /tv/ always disappoints.
>>220955292nigga you can't even beat potty training
>>220955087He literally has so many famous opps that have become major characters in their own right, like Punisher, Kingpin, Cloak & Dagger
>>220955256Yes. The opening montage features Spider-Man fighting several C-list villains like Boomerang, Tarantula, Ramrod, 8-Ball and the Enforcers. Then the main plot picks up with Tombstone, Scorpion, the Hand, Damage Control, the Hulk and Jean Grey.
>>220954737>Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is, Spiderman?
>>220954641>recurringThey didn't learn their lesson about overarching black characters huh
>>220955367>ebonics
Imagine Spiderman vs Christian Bale Batman!!!!!!! Director???? Chris NOLAN OMG!!!
>>220954857Burn Local bros...We eatin' GOOD
>>220954543Stop trying to make Ruffalo Hulk work, god damn.
>>220955571That pic isn’t the Hulk, it’s Zendaya.
>>220954543>>220954889same. and i like zendeya. but even i am sick of her being in....everything
>>220954737my friend ran into him walking on the sidewalk by himself in miami and he said he was a very nice fellow
>>220955374You now remember the critics hated Spiderman 3 (tobey one) because it had too many villains, but this one will be rated 10/10 because Disney.
>>220954557>Frank, he had his hands up! Don't shoot!
>>220954790>>220954557im as jadded as the next guy but seeing spiderman hulk and punisher being in the same movie is making my inner child very happy
>>220954575Jean grey has been done dirty this week. Thank God for china.
>>220954543So I guess his sacrifice in NWH meant nothing if he's just going to get with her again.
>>220954430This guy is 7 years younger than me but looks 10 years older than me. Zoomers aged like absolute shit.
>>220955409Surely there's at least one black in America can that stop committing crimes for a few years.
>>220954721> peace?> letmetellyousmthn
>>220955001> Something will make the Hulk go savage againmust be all that talking with She-Hulk
>>220955680It simply was a different time.
>Spider-Man and the gayest Punisher possible team-upIs literally anyone excited for this?
>>220955918Excited would be an overstatement but I did enjoy every MCU Spidey movie thus far, so I'm at least vaguely interested in it.
>>220955714>something bad that happens to a superhero isn't permanantWhoa, never seen that happen before!
>>220954575Why isn't she being played by a black woman?
>>220955696I too am jadded saar. I’m glad they redeemed the needful here though.
>>220956014the jeet memes in mid 2026 give....indian vibes. unironically.
>>220956000They were all auditioning for Helen of Troy when the casting call went out.
>>220954557>MR. MURDERMAN WHY ARE YOU MURDERING PEOPLE DON'T YOU KNOW THAT'S ILLEGAL!?!?!?
>>220954807>>220955374eh i'm 1% more down. wish they'd have dumped nuMJ though.
>>220954737I've never bothered watching a spiderman film since ASM1 but I'll say that I like that they've chosen to go for a new villain every single film. the exception being that crossover film but i guess that's a special case
>>220954430>here's this 45 year old kid I was telling you about
>>220954575Didn't they already do a whole tv season where the story was Frank trying to protect a surrogate daughter figure?
>>220955087you know nothing about spiderman. absolutely zero. his villains are so notorious they get their own trilogies.
>>220956526No one actually watched that shit anon
>>220956714>Punisher, but he’s short and Jewish>working for brown girlboss glowie agent>killing right wing terroristsWhat’s not to like???
>>220956698Shame they had to turn Venom into Deadpool in order to give him a trilogy
>>220954430I'm tired of this fucking faggot as spiderman, when are they going to recast?
>>220954575Cool.
>>220955712>cast a blue eyed, red haired, pale skinned actress in her early 20s>This is....le bad!
>>220954430>>220954449Why can they still not get shirt physics right in shots like these even decades later
>>220955087>Spider-Man doesn’t have any famous villains of his own
>>220956000>>220956055kek
>>220954430I haven't watched any of the new spiderman films, couldn't take this retard seriously as an actor. Just awful casting.
>>220955087Spider-Man has the most famous and well known rogues gallery of any superhero. Only Batman rivals him.
>>220954430>>220954449NEW BALANCE BECAUSE HE GOT A NEW BALANCE OMG 10/10 THEATRE WATCH IT IN THE MOVIES
>>220957816>green goblin>doc ock>…
>>220955680Execution is what matters. The Dark Knight had three or four villains in it.
>>220957876Venom literally got a trilogy of movies by himself
>>220954575They actually cast a redhead as Jean?
>>220957876even while trying to be smarmy you make it obvious you could name five more with ease
>>220955712what's wrong with that casting?
>>220954575>wearing green, yellow and blackhmm
>>220957981>>220958150>green goblin >doc ock>venom>…
>>220954430All of Holland's spiderman movies have been mid as fuck. Nothing great, nothing particularly horrible. Just cookie cutter forgettable movies.
>>220954543>Spiderman being short and skinny like an indian agian>The ugly mutt dressed Like a men, unwashed and taller than Spiderman.f
I'm going to watch the movie because spiderman but I couldn't care less about the posters, teasers, trailers etc
>>220957876Venom, Mysterio, Lizard, Carnage, Kingpin, Kraven, Sandman, Electro, Rhino, Hobgoblin, Scorpion, Vulture, Tombstone, Morbius. Never opened a Spider-Man comic book in my life, just saw a few films, the cartoon when I was young, and the PS1 game.
>>220959015He's sitting down you retard
>>220958015it's weird and mysterious and unexpected
>>220954704Ow!Should have built some kind of Iron Spider armour or something huh?
They give Tarantula a weird mask, but not to Scorpion. You can't explain this shit.
>>220959571Tarantula is a voiceless cameo. Scorpion is a major villain who needs to act and emote to the camera.
>>2209550879/10 bait, well done sir.
>>220958015ginger bush
>>220959849You say that like it's a bad thing
>>220960382did I?
>>220954790Oh shit, the leaks were real, they’re all gonna team up and fight Savage Hulk
>>220954790>i'm sure to win because my speed is superior
>>220954543Oh no, not her again.
>>220954430>>220954449Few movie posters are at the level of the Raimi Spider-Man trilogy which they're trying to badly rip off now because of the success of No Way Homo and Disney shills no longer crapping all over Raimi kino because they aren't 100% comic book accurate as if that matters to anyone else more than simply making good fucking movies of which Holland has 0 of
>>220954790>>220954807Why is retard Hulk back?
>>220960584Damn straight.
>>220954430I'm excited to see how he transforms beyond the human holocaust
>>220955278what's izzat
>>220960584he's not Hulk strong but Spider-Man has significant super strength too
>>220955087Holy sh*t you are dumb
>>220960630He's always lurking just beneath the surface. Something will make him emerge again. Could be Jean, could be the Scorpion's toxin, could be a natural occurance since genetic tampering, natural evolution and the consequences of denying your true nature all seem to be central themes of the script, or it could be something else altogether.
>>220960788That's dumb. Smart Hulk is supposed to be Banner and Hulk coming together.
>>220959749Yeah I thought I laid the sarcasm on thick, those guys can’t be English speakers or comic book readers.
>>220955323Swarm is so fucking creepy.
>>220959849That's right
>>220955368Dagger remains my favorite comicfu.
>>220954575Why the FUCK is Jean Grey hanging out with Frank?
>>220960930Something something she’s the key to everything in the multiverse and I gotta protect her
>>220960945How would Punisher even know about that when all he does is pure street shit
>>220960967Because their shitty AI algorithm said it was his turn to babysit Tom Holland in the next Spider-Man movie after audiences saw him in Daredevil and that these are the X-Men that need to be introduced at this time.
>>220960930She's being hunted by the government, and now Frank is just as focused on helping people as he is in murking criminals.
>>220954575This is an AI pic you dumb fucking jeets.Christ this site is fuckin done.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt22084616/mediaindex/?ref_=ttmi_mi
>>220954557>Four rifle mags on person>Four pistol magazines>No IFAK>No Sling>Three throwing knifes?>Looks like no muzzle device either>Skull barely visibleShit kit. 3/10
>>220954430>Took 7 movies for him to become Spider-Man
Why are all Spider-man villains animal based?>Green goblin>The Lizard>Scorpion>Killer Croc>Doctor Octopus>VultureEtc. Seems stupid because then you have
>>2209544493/15
>>220961314kek
>>220961259Because Spider-Man is animal based. They were just sitting around spitballing for sure, thinking of random animals.
>>220954543She has become more and more mannish as time has gone on, goddamn.
>>220961386yeah, she started out ugly and predictably aged poorly
>>220954575>Hey Peter, let's go bowling!
>>220955661That's a very nice image of her, very cute.
>>220961259These characters all enhanced their bodies in some way to get their powers, and one way of doing that was through mimicking animals, either by directly altering their genes with an animals or building a suit based on an animal.
>>220960930She's a fugitive, he's helping her
>>220960903pale
>>220960967he just made that up, anon
I'm really getting amazing spider-man 2 vibes from this movie. I hope it's not a mess
>>220961259>>220961259Because Spider-Man is animal based. It's extremely common for heroes to get a lot of villains with compatible themes. Hence why Batman gets a lot of gimmicky headcases, Iron Man has a lot of evil businesspeople or weaponry based enemies, Hulk has a lot of gamma related enemies, etc. Also Killer Croc is a Batman villain.
>>220961770No Way Home proved that movie quality doesn't matter if you have enough memberberries.
>>220961259While he does have a lot of animal named enemies, the real common link for Spider-Man's rogues gallery is people misusing science for selfish or delusional reasons. Most come from lab experiments or industrial incidents, much as Spider-Man himself did.
>>220961770I'm not, at all.
>>220961823What didn't you like about it?
>>220961896I felt that the movie had too much of a reliance on the audience knowing who those characters were. I feel like something like Infinity War or DP&W are immensely enjoyable even if you didn't know any of the characters. But No Way Home would be awfully bland and have downright bizarre dialogue if you didn't understand all of the references.
>>220954430Oh boy I can't wait to see what contrived drama stops Spider Man from not just punching the bad guy as hard as he can until the end of the movie when he learns to punch the bad guy as hard as he can all while making lame jokes every minute! Such riveting media! I love capeshit!
>>220962810This doesn't describe a single one of the Holland films.
>>220962824This. Far From Home was an exploration into Descartes’ theories on external reality while No Way Home delved into Hugh Everett’s modal realism.
>>220962889Why are you trying so hard?
>>220955323>Includes Tarantula and FUCKING SCARECROW but not ShockerWhat the FUCK.
>>220955087Incredible bait my man
>>220962924People don’t respect the Holland films and it’s getting frustrating.
>>220957666>>220958234He doesn't mean Sadie Sink
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>>220963075He said she's been done dirty this week, that sounds like he's including Sink with the Insomniac Wolverine game.
>>220954430How are people still watching this shit
>>220960802Smart hulk is the gayest shit of all time smart hulk is the Jar Jar binks of marvel right now you homo
It's crazy that zoomers grew up on 20 years of this shit. They've literally never experienced a world for the film industry wasn't dominated by Netflix Original tier garbage for morons
>>220954430Who gives a fuck? There hasn't been a good Spiderman movie since Raimi directed them
>>220963268back in MY DAY
>>220954430The goyest of slops
>>220954557Jon Bernthal is fucking unwatchable
>>220954641>Damage Control organization who is reportedly going to be a recurring villain during the MCU's Mutant EraThat's fucking dumb. That isn't what Damage Control is. Shit. Too bad. That casting is neat. A proper Damage Control mini series with him would be great.
>>220954430i desperately need to have sex with tom holland
>>220963860we know, will smith
>>220955256
>>220963860ok, Zendaya
>>220954543>Troondaya Hard pass. Won't even bother pirating this crap.
>>220964560
The Spider?
>>220960903Sexo
>>220960802Yeah, they're walking it back because making the strongest character in the Marvel universe a pacifist faggot yogi managed to stagnate him even more than their unexplainable refusal to make more Hulk movies.
>>220955714Can't think of a harder punishment than rewriting reality to get rid of Zendaya and she still comes back.
>>220965860Completely different character, and not even Marvel. Idk why Feige or Pascal cock blocked the makers of Spider-Noir to use the names of Spider-Man and Peter Parker in the show.
Tom Holland Spiderman movies are all terrible
>>220967023Hopefully this is Holland's last movie and the next live action Spidey movie will be Miles Morales, and we will have Spideykino again
>>220954807Scorpion without mask/helment sucks
>>220958015>They actually cast a redhead as JeanYes but don't worry i bet reboot Cyclops will be black
>>220954543Wasn't the whole point of the ending for No Way Home that they'd get rid of Zendaya's """MJ""" and let Peter hook up with someone actually hot?
>>220955374>Ramrod
>>220967087yea
>>220955696Kys shill
>>220967142So why do they keep fucking bringing her back??? She's a terrible, ugly actress playing an annoying, ugly character. Just take her away and make her stay gone.
>>220954543ugly bridge troll
>>220967062>Miles Morales>Spideykinoyou gay faggot
>>220967213Zendaya has a tight grip on Holland's tiny balls
