Went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and found out that pirates were actually a real thing. I always assumed they were a childrens book creature like vampires and dragons etc. they already existed in roman times and even kidnapped julius cesar. What pirate kino is there besides the pirates of the carribean films? I would also appreciate good documentaries that explain what real pirates were actually like
>>220957005Be honest, are you actually retarded, or just American, Romanian or a Zoomer?
There isn't any. They're like werewolves, they're cool in theory but their only good films are part of long running slop franchises.
bait used to be believable
>>220957034Worse. I'm a gen xim/xer
>>220957005Unfortunately, you've already seen the peak of the genre (potc1)
>>220957034Least autistic eurobsessed
Captain Blood (1935)Treasure Island (1950)
>>220957005>a childrens book creature like vampires and dragonsVampires and dragons are real.
>>220957460Prove it
>>220957514fuck I cant. You win this round.
We literally still have pirates in 2026.
Pirates get confused with ninjas, who are easily the most bullshit creation.
>>220957005Just found out Nazis were a real thing wtf bro can’t believe that shit really happened fr
>>220957614Yes, but they look like this.
>>220957005Polanski's pirates with Walter Matthau
Read A General History of the Pyrates, written in 1724, during the golden age of piracy.
>>220957005Its important to keep in mind that Keira Knightley was only 17 in the first Pirates movie.
>>220957873or this
>>220957034american, problem?
>>220957034pirates are literally american
>>220957005Dude I literally discovered yesterday that Jewish people are real. wtf! I thought they were a made up concept! A grown man that wears a little hat and cuts his penis on purpose while making weird excuses and obsessing over a piece of land and money? I seriously thought that shit was made up bro! I didn’t know that they actually exist
>>220957005I want a Sextus Pompey pirate lord movie so badly bros.
>>220958207Thats what they want you to believe
>>220957140Alright, meant no harm, thanks for answering.There was a great Pirates film with Geena Davis from the early 90s, very POTClike, minus the supernatural factor, forgot the nameThe Treasure Island with a young Bale.The show Black Sails, although there's an unfortunate plot twist early on.Try those outTheres also a whole bunch of Pirate movies from the 50s 60s and 70s, but most of them are super camp
>>220957005Pirates are real? What's next, youre gonna tell me ninjas are real too?
>>220957873I feel like pirates probably always looked like this, except for an extremely brief period in the 16-1700s when white people were doing it.
>>220958172Pirates were the first sign that this country was going to be way more based, free, and less cucked than Britain.
Black sails
>Look up the Wild West to see if it was real>It was, but western showdowns were not
>>220959146They probably still happened, but not in a "SUNDOWN" type thing. It was probably both guys gave eachother that look that said 'you're gonna die', and then they drew.
>>220959146>yellow filter to indicate the movie takes place in a desert
