I'm with Pauly Walnuts on this. Do yuros hold hands with their homosexual lovers when they shit or something?
>>220960532>entire personality is LARPing as Italian
>>220960582yeah I don't get why he was larping as a thirdie
explain yourselves euros
Michael Imperioli said the way David Chase portrayed Italy was completely fake and the bathrooms were fine when the cast traveled to Naples for filming. So this entire thing is just Chase's fantasy or maybe just from his personal experience in a smaller more rural area.
>>220960855most yuropeans don't have a toilet inside their own home so they have to go to public toilets and shit with a buddy>>220960986source?
Paulie was so excited to visit his "homeland" too
>>220961066>most yuropeans don't have a toilet inside their own home so they have to go to public toilets and shit with a buddyThey use communal shit sticks too instead of toilet paper. Savagery.
Since he was in with a crime family younger in real life. he made sure they would never turn him into a rat and it was signed on paper
>>220961066>>220960855they don't even have air conditioning so they're sweaty all the time so when they share the communal shitwiper it's covered in not just shit, but ass sweat too
>>220960986Chase clearly has strong ideas about italian-americas (mainly that their whole thing about da homeland is phony) so I think this is just part of him showing that off. Right, it establishes a difference between the two peoples. Italians live like this but in America you live like *this*
>>220961066start at 38:25https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyqS47Y3lxYAlso at 28:30 Imperioli basically says Italy is always great to go to, the exact opposite message of the episode.>>220961246I think he wanted to show all their fantasies of Italy are wrong, but then ironically had to construct a fantasy version of Italy where it's terrible and rundown to prove it.
>>220960986>Michael Imperioli saidYAAAAAAWWWWN next thread
>>220961221>>220961155fucking gross
>>220961309He was literally there when they filmed the episode.
>>220961291>>220961323lol he's lying due to TDS
>>220960986Yeah but amerimutts did what they do best and destroyed them
>>220961339>shitalian calling anyone else a mutt
>>220960532So whats the deal? Is the bathroom broken? the seat is right there
>>220961291I did not takeaway from that ep that Italy sucks to go to. The characters you follow in the show just have misconceptions about the place, and how it figures into their own identity.
>>220961576I thought they did a really good job showing what the typical foreign vacation is like. You’re enamored with the beauty and exotic surrounds and new culture, confused by some things, annoyed by some things, you have a good time but you’re relieved to lay eyes on home, even if its some industrial shithole like Jersey.
lets hoof it back to the hotel. I gotta take a wicked shit
>>220961626Jersey is nicer than shitaly
>>220961626Yes, very much so. But the trip even being a foreign vacation is something unexpected for our cast: they think they’re on some triumphant homecoming or similar, that it’ll be familiar territory. Paulie in particular is blindsided and even lies when they get home to maintain appearances with other italian americans
>>220961291Man that faggot Steve was the worst part of the podcast, Imperioli really carried that shit hard
>>220960855Communal shitters were very common in Rome. I think Paulie should know this, since he told the kike he was one.
>>220961569it was the only indoor toilet in the entire town
>>220961066>>220961155>>220961221Yuropean here, 99% have own toilets at home and 90% have airconditioning.
>>220960532Do americans really leave their shoes on in public restrooms?
>>220962655this is false. yuropeans have designated shitting streets
>>220960986EHHHH A BOPPITY BOOPITY WE'RE SO CULTURED LOOKIT OUR TOILETS GABBIDEE GOOBIDEE
>>220961332>he's lying about italian toilets because uhhh trump
>>220962739yes
>>220962739yep
>>220962967You're a moron
>>220962986>>220962967How many more convicted fraudsters does Trump need to pardon before the culties admit they were conned, again?
>>220963008/tv/ board, sister. Keep your politics on bluesky.
>>220962696India still cant figure this out.
Do euros really shit side by side? Yikes!
>>220963049At least they leave their shit. Have you heard westerns? "I gotta take a shit", gross
>>220963049Euros shit back to back so they can keep their eyes open for americans.
>>220963008>>220962995damn, look at that TDS from a no toilet having yurothirdie
>>220960986I've heard this actually is an issue in some parts of Italy because people were breaking the seats by standing on them and squatting so some places would just remove the seat altogethers.
>>220963077You gotta blink sometime, Jacques.
>>220961291I don't think Italy is portrayed as terrible in their visit, just that it doesn't match their idealised fantasies and it also emphasises how different Italian-American culture is to actual Italians.
Is the spaghetti in Italy really flat noodles with black sauce? What does that shit even taste like
>>220962655>90% have airconditioning.I don't believe this for a second
>>220963132>Is the spaghetti in Italy really flat noodles with black sauce? What does that shit even taste likeit's squid ink and tastes very earthy and fishy
>>220963132>>220963377is this dish real
>>220960986Chase also said this was his least favorite episode. Didn't really expand on it much besides that he "just got a lot wrong"
>>220960532Apparently it's just him getting trolled as a peasant being sent to the worker bathroom. The real restrooms are upstairs. But what do it know
Bathrooms should be clean and functioning in a civilized world. Bidet should be mandatory. Travelling Carnivals were the worst.
>>220961332Take your schizo medication
>>220962244Wasn't that T and Sil
>>220962689That's Canadians
>>220963318it's just some decades old piece of technology that you attach to the wall and hook up to electricity what's so hard to believe, only reason not to have one is if you live in a cold place or if you are a poorfag in an old house
>>220963132spaghetti aren't flat (if it's flat and long it might be tagliolini, tagliatelle, pappardelle, linguine or fettuccine), also it's a type of pasta not a dish so it can be used in hundreds of different dishes>>220963587yes, it's a relatively uncommon but well-known dish
>>220963587yes, it's called "spaghetti al nero di seppia"
For me, it's lasagna, the most authentic Italiano cuisine.
>>220960855What's there to explain? I've never seen this shit in my life, every public toilet has stalls just like everywhere else.But i know doing even 5 seconds of googling is too hard for american, same reason why idiots still think EU is just one big city
>>220960532>paulywhy are you pretending?
>>220965831lasagna is top tier, i also love melanzane alla parmigiana
>>220960532>hes never been in a 1v1 shitting race
I've been to yurop about 15 times, and only had to use an outhouse in Scotland and Austria. Everywhere else had toilets, some "modern."
>>220966021How do you distinguish between "modern" and not "modern"?
>>220960582comendatore
>>220966336Flushable toilets and electricity should be the base standard.
>>220960663They're all moronic criminals with no personality, so they LARP as persecuted minorities, even well into the end of the 20th century when they'd been white for 50 years, to justify their criminal behavior. Where the mafia in Italy had to fill a hole left by the destroyed government and economy, modern Italian-Americans are just doing it because they can't/won't get real jobs
>>220963028weapons grade cope to still be "lol god emperor trump you lost tranny" at this point
>>220965660>a poorfag in an old houseso a european
>>220962696Is there any archeological evidence that these weren't separated by wooden stalls? Even if people were more familiar with each other I don't think anyone appreciates sitting right next to hairy ass strangers while you're both taking a dump.
Amerifats are truly retarded
>>220966818There's no binders or fixtures or anything nearby on which you could fix partitions so whilst it's possible it's unlikely. There's also plenty of documented evidence with people recalling daily life and things like conversation while shitting were common place.I guess if your culture doesn't teach that shitting is embarrassing or shameful then you'd have no reason to hide it. Indians have certainly proved that.
I was in Italy in the 2000's and I was advised to put used TP in a trash can because the pipes are very slim
>>220966813I meant poorfag for local standards, that shit is really not that expensive even for an average southern euro
>>220966950What region? Anyway I hope you didn't listen to them
>>220966950>euros don't season they pipes
>>220966893>>220966818they didn't have indoor plumbing back then so people never really learned privacy
>>220966976I don't remember the exact place but we were right in the spur of the boot and basically right at the beach, the tap water was salty so we had to buy bottled water for coffee and such. Of course I listened, didn't wanna flood the place with shit water oo fa
>>220960663america IS third world
>>220960986I've been to Italy many times and, at least when I was a kid, the toilets literally being just a hole that you squatted over was a thing.
>>220962689that's americans lol, it's hilarious how much of shithole you've become
>>220966893>There's no binders or fixtures or anything nearby on which you could fix partitions so whilst it's possible it's unlikely. There's also plenty of documented evidence with people recalling daily life and things like conversation while shitting were common place.>I guess if your culture doesn't teach that shitting is embarrassing or shameful then you'd have no reason to hide it. Indians have certainly proved that.they couldn't have hung curtains or something from the ceiling maybe?
Our dad told us not to be ashamed of our dicksespecially since they're such a good size y'know
>>220966589Modern means it has a built in bidet like a japanese toilet
>>220967058>they couldn't have hung curtains or something from the ceiling maybe?Most were wearing togas so they're basically wearing a curtain anywhere. Another one probably overkill.
>>220967025>Pugliachecks out, the place is a shithole infrastructure-wise. Great sea and food though>>220967047not uncommon in public bathrooms, we call it "turca" (turkish) for whatever reason>>220967167I always hated shitting outside of home/hotels but in Japan it was great because of the water jet and because public bathrooms were almost always clean. Sadly those toilets are more expensive and delicate than normal ones so they are only viable in places where people are civilized
>>220960532>>220960855Europoor here, that doesn't exist in Europe, it's just ficion.
>>220962696Let me guess: you NEEEEEEEED more?
Europoor here, that does exist in Europe. It's literally fact.
Europoor hereأحب قضاء حاجتي بجانب الرجال، الحمد لله
>>220960532Europeans don't need to go to the toilet, we evolved past that in the 1600s. The toilet scene was added for traditional American "toilet humour" comedy.
>>220966589So everywhere in Europe except for like rural Bulgaria or something.
>>220960986I've been to Italy and they charge you a euro to shit in a crack den. Awful public toilets, I wasn't even aware of the stereotype when I went there, but I sure as shit was by the time I left.
>>220967442lol
>>220967361Yeah I remember it was a little rough looking but it still had some beautiful corners.The beach was never dirty, the sea was very nice and the food just glorious. I still vividly remember the gelato, pizza and mortadella.
>>220960986>NaplesI'm not gonna fall for that. I've been in Naples and it is an absolute shithole.
>>220960532Who was he talking to?
>>220962021Yeah, no.
>>220962655Only 90% have AC? Even the absolute bottom tier niggers in the US have AC lmao wtf
>>220967523>mortadellathe best sandwich meat. fuck gabagool
>>220960532>claims Italian pride above all else>communal shitters were invented in ItalyThe piss and shit would circulated around the room in a trough, in a room filled with men all straining (they ate a lot of meat), grunting, farting, and squeezing out shits together.
>>220967690US houses are built with AC in mind, in Europe a lot of houses were built before AC existed (and the thick stone walls keep them relatively cool), plus electricity is generally more expensive I think.Also consider that the US is closer to the equator, New York is roughly at the same latitude as Naples, so on average the EU doesn't get as hot in summer (pic related is average temperature in August).Temperatures are slowly rising and AC is becoming more ubiquitous, but all of the above should explain why AC has spread later and more slowly here than in the US
>>220967892Yeah I imagine the number of days you need AC north of Italy/the Alps is a lot fewer than the number of days you need it in most of the US.
>>220968039Generally june, july and august are the months where we really need it
>>220967442top zozzle
>>220961066we don't poop because we're not fat
>>220967892>but but our houses are old and its not that hot here in Euroland!The 2 biggest copes euros use instead of just admitting you can't afford AC. Have you europoors not hear of window AC units and ductless AC units? Thats what we use in homes built before AC was invented.
>>220967795We bought it every morning for two weeks and I was looking forward to it every timeGud stuff
>>220967421i need a sponge on a stick...
>>220961066Having a toilet and running water in your home is a sign of status and luxury.
>>220961323He was literally there at the literal filming of a literal TV show that people literally watched on literal cable channel. Literally, I am not sure if that was clear? I do not mean figuratively, I mean that literally. He was literally at the literal show when they literally filmed the literal TV show.
>>220960855>americans doesn't give their bro a handjob while taking a shitUncultured swine!
>>220960532Why would toilets look like this? Are they just meant to piss in? They’re so close together. Why is the toilet seat on the floor? Where do you flush? I honestly don’t blame Paulie for not wanting to take a shit
>>220968039I live in the Dolomites and until a few years ago nobody gave a shit about having any kind of cooling here since it would get uncomfortably hot only a couple of days a year at most, but now they are starting to implement it in all new houses (you already have to put heat pumps everywhere anyway so might as well) and while it still barely gets any use the hot days are getting hotter every year so eventually it might be necessary>>220968370>window AC units and ductless AC unitsthat's what they've been using in places like Rome for a long time and yeah anybody who isn't a total poorfag has one there, it's no different than NYC so I don't get how this no-AC meme started, maybe someone went to Oslo and was surprised by how people there didn't need cooling for those blistering hot 20°C summers
>>220968638This is how it started. This is not normal. You die instead of getting AC.
>>220969142that's just how we cull old people>2003 holy unc that's forever ago, you're lucky you're in the US or you might be next
>>220961158He rats to J. Sack all the time and even okays a hit on Tony.
>>220969636>be euro>turn 60>its hot outside>die because I was never able to afford AC Grim
>>220969689Britbong here. We have about 4 hot days a year. Nobody needs AC here. Just for context, 20c is considered a national emergency.
>>220969689and yet the average age is still too high, we need more heat I'm tired of paying the pension of boomers
>>220960582Americans of Irish descent tend to be just as bad about doing this. It's just an unfortunate side effect of living in the United States. After a certain point you just lose the culture and heritage of whatever place your ancestors originated from and simply become just another American. Some people just desperately refuse to accept this inevitability and try hopelessly to cling onto the origins of their ancestry even though they in reality have very little in common with that actual culture or society anymore
>>220969716Bro, even if I only had 4 hot days a year, i would still spend the $200 on an AC unit. So you sit in discomfort for at least 4 days a year? LMAO
>>220970013House of pain isnt irish?
>>220970338ngl you low key sound like a pussy
>>220967442based Parisian poster
>>220970381America has tons of bands like this, The Dropkick Murphys. Black 47 and others that are desperately trying to cling onto their Irish identity
>>220965750>>220965741wtf is wrong with italians
>>220970585that shit is crazy, look at this guy spreading squid ink on his hands and armshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/PNu6ZfxQAbgit doesn't taste bad but honestly I think that people mostly eat it because it looks cool and strange
>>220965741the germans make spaghetti out of ice cream, which im not sure if thats better or worse
>>220970338>>220970411You can die within the hour from heat stroke and in the elderly it can lead to a heart attack. Its why so many infants die in parked cars. That surgeon's husband who forgot his kid killed his child and he was facing trial for it. He ended up committing suicide. Heat stroke is no joke and life threatening! It will get worse and trump is hiding the weather science.
>>220970753we have it here as well, at where I live. Last century a ton of northern italians emigrated to Germany and opened ince cream shops there, so I bet that it was one of them that invented it to play into his nationality in a fun way
>>220970411Nah unc. You see as an American, I have a lot of disposable income. That $200 won't set me back but itll be enough to set a euro back a month. That $200 is so impactful, that a retired euro would risk dying rather then spend $200 for AC lol
>>220960532>. Do yuros hold hands with their homosexual lovers when they shit or something?yes>>220960582>jewish show
>>220969142This is partially because they do not drink water in europe
>>220960532this seems pretty fun you can take a shit together while locking eyesvery intimate
>>220969716>20cwhat the fuck is 20c? Use American units on this American website on the American internet you bongnigger
>>220969142TFW this is because it gets "28 degrees celsius"
>>220971068in yurop has to buy all their fuel from usa and russia so it costs like $1,500 to run an air conditioner for like 3 minutes and they can't put central air in because of their concrete slop shacks so they would have to use a window unit and then some sort of bureaucrat would come by and have them done for racism against the planet for wasting electricity
>>220962655>90% have airconditioning.Yeah thats why europe has fucking +100K deaths every summer from heatstrokes lol
>>220972508yes and covid killed millions right? :)
>>220961309kek basedI love the Sopranos but I'll never watch his podcast
>>220960986>>220960582It’s funny that Michael said the real Paulie was really pissed off with the Italians and their attitudes to Americans
>>220972454imagine what temp water freezes at in F(faggot), then add 20
>>220970013A lot of it has to do with the fact that we're simply not "allowed" to unify over the only things we really have; that is we're white and American. We're told this is "white supremacy" and "racist" to cling to white identity. But in reality, we're so far removed from anything resembling our "roots" that to cling to them comes off as cringy. A man born and raised in Nebraska wearing lederhosen just comes off like a cringy retard. Some of these Jersey Italians acting like they're entrenched in Italian culture, when at best they're in the bastardized Italian-American culture (and several generations removed from that, even) is retarded.All most white Americans have is that we're white and American. But we're not "allowed" to unify on that, and we're so far removed from whatever probably mixed as fuck European heritage we do have that we can't tie ourselves to that, so we're left with having absolutely no identity at all.
>>220964655no, that's the only toilet in town that's not in the hotel
>>220972522hundreds of millions in china apparently
>>220965513gain AC>>220965534it's both canada and yurop
>>220965660a. yuropeans haven't invented it yet, just like how they haven't put a man in space because they are a retarded third world nation filled with retardsb. yuros are too poor to afford electricity or indoor plumbing>>220965873the EU is one country. brussles forced all other yuro countries to have gay marriage, thirdie
>>220966589>electric toilet>>220966689eyetalians aren't white
>>220960855>>220960532>>220962655>europe is one countryWhen did that cancer arrive on 4chan?
>>220966725>yuropoor>love trannies and open borders and hates trumpevery time>>220966861Americans went to the moon, yuropoors are too retarded and gay to put a man in space or invent indoor plumbing
>>220960855I can't shit unless I'm being jacked off.To jack off myself in a restaurant toilet on a nice night of fine dining is kind of pathetic and sad.So I'll ask some kind hearted fellow to help me out, and of course as a gentleman myself; it's only good manners to reciprocate.
>>220967029America is the only first world country. yurop is indistinguishable from india>>220967047what a third world shithole>>220967049fake news, you third world subhuman. America mogs yurop in every way
>>220967372correct, yurop doesn't have indoor toilets. the fact pauly found one is fiction. yuros use outhouses and designated shitting streets>>220967422>>220967442I believe you>>220967444>humour good morning, saar!
>>220962655>99% have own toilets at homelmfao
>>220967470yurop does not have toilets that flush>>220967587yeah yeah. yurop is basically india>>220967690most yuropoors are poorer than blacks
>>220967892>>220968039yurop is hotter at the same latitude than the US due to the jet stream>>220968367why are your streets covered in human shit?>>220968370yuros cope, it's what they do. it's why they claim space is fake, because they are jealous of NASA
>>220973303It is one country, divided into states like the US
>Meanwhile, in New Jersey:
>>220973514This is different. The toilets are fully functional here.
>>220968620most yuros shit outside on the designated shitting street while holding hands so they had to put them close together so they can hold hands>>220968638most yuros are too poor for AC on account of yurop is a third world country>>220969142based, I voted for this
>>220970013America is the only country with culture. yurop has no culture>>220970338yuros cannot afford $200
>>220971068yuros are poor and cheap>>220972336because the tap water isn't safe there>>220972454based post
i used to wonder why euros spend so much time thinking about americansthen i got a little shit on my hand while wipingfor a brief moment i understood their culture
>>220973303yurop is one country, under israel, united by homosexuality
>>220963711Yeh, like Paulie ordering macaroni and grapes
>>220960986I went to Palermo in 2014 and remember the toilets being normal, most places had bidets too
>>220973769what? wiping their ass? do americans not?
>>220973778That’s American retard
>>220970013I'm 1/67th cherrycokey!
>>220973845yesthats why i said it was only for a brief moment
>Amerobeses ITT pretending they aren't beholden to Israelis and blacks, 80% unfit for military, mostly living paycheck to paycheck, in crushing medical and student debt, forced to vote between the infinity immigrants party or the infinite immigration party, all cities completely lost to drugs and crime, fucking lolWhen it gets hot I turn a cheap plastic fan on or have a cold drink. Remember, don't make posts about data centers turning your water brown or you'll get arrested!
>>220960986I only listen to Steve Schirripa, so you can move along now
>>220972578Italian and Irish Americans were not considered white when these distinctions developed retard
>>220960532>>220960855I'm yuro and have no idea what this is. Isn't the water level in muttoid toilets like a swimming pool? And you can see into the public stalls.Mutts and continentals all the fucking weirdos.
>>220973881>>220973946nope, it's yuropyurop invented tranniesmost yuros can't afford a toilet or AC because yurop is india tier>>220973845yuros don't wipe they asses
>>220974037you don't even have a toilet in your home, thirdie. now go prey to calcutta
>>220974393Uh oh! Better ignore that lump. I'm sure it'll go away on it's own. Don't have $40,000 to just throw around you know!
>>220974475Your concession has been accepted.
>>220974475the US has better 5 and 10 year cancer survival rates than yurop>I have a lump>the doctor, who is indian by the way, will see you in 3 to 6 business years
yurop is a shithole
>>220972508Ohh nononononono! Dont let the europoors see this image! They actually thought the majority of them owned AC units! Lmao
>>220974866I'm actually getting the impression that you're a thirdie and your boat drifted to Ameriland instead of Europe. Now they've got you hopped up on Adderal and doing 20 hour trucking shifts for $2 an hour while you live 30 men to a room, so you have to convince yourself you came to the right place.
>>220972496You're right. Police would arrest them for running AC. Remember when that white kid got stabbed to death and police arrested him instead of the killer?
>>220974992I'm white. yurop is third world. yuropoors are subhuman and inferior to Americans in every waythere's literally no difference between a yuropoor, an african and a jeet
keep going. or do you need to go to your fifth job
>>220974992This site is flooded with jeets posting every kind of bait from race to nationality, and from sex to ethnicity. The objective is to slowly grind you down and get you to do something stupid.
>>220975185damn you seething there, yuropoor.
>>220975315>jeetsit's slavs and southern yuropoors. polish and balkins and portugese and shit try to talk shit about the US all the time and then seethe when Americans point out that yurop is third world
>>220967047they're gone, have all been replaced or most of them. Every train station had them.
>Amerimutts don't have co-ed tandem toiletssuch barbarity!
>>220973970>So anyway in this scene is>MICHAEL DID I TELL YA PAT COOPA WAS AN ASSHOLE?
>>220973997Ok? And we're so far removed from that today it might as well be a fairy tale. Who cares?
>>220967868SOVL
>>220976344That's how they're cultural pride developed you fucking moron
>>220973946>poor person who has to wait for days if he has medical emergency and doesn't have access to world class universities within 50 miles of his hometown uses plastic fans and has cold drinkswow, interesting
>>220976551nta. That's probably part of it. I think part of it is also that people are generally kind of boring, and sometimes they think if they have a couple ancestors from an "interesting" place it makes them interesting. It's kind of lame and gay of course.
>>220976566please don't call they/them a person
>>220960532Id shit on the floor then put the broken seat around it like a frame.
>>220977381>Id shit on the floor then put the broken seat around it like a frame.why are Euros like this?
>>220978302they are brown third worlders
>>220962655So you're saying there are people who can't shit in there own home
>>220974982Euros complaining bout american gun violence but willingly die every summer en masse cause they cant be assed to get AC. I guess euros think dying from stupidity is better than dying from belligerence.
>>220978302Shitting on the floor and passive aggressively framing it with the broken toilet seat is pure Yankee ingenuity. If it was a normal toilet it would be an upper decker.
>>220979428yeah, they are called yuropeans>>220979893that discrepancy is even crazier if you don't include minorities, which you shouldn't
