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>you're what the French call les incompetents
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Why would they use plural when referring only to me?
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A Boys thread died for this
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>I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass.
why is Buzz so based?
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>>220961570
For dramatic effect, retard
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>>220961598
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>>220961537
Oh yeah? You're what the Americans call a fucking bitch.
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>>220963228
incredibly based
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>>220961537
I thought she called them l'enfants.
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>>220961582
This spam would be funnier if you said Backrooms/Obssession

Or maybe you shouldn't comment at all?

Idk
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>>220964591
You're hard of hearing if you thought that. There's a clear pronunciation in the scene and it doesn't sound anything like that.
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>>220964796
There's never a clear pronunciation in French.
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>>220964591
>>220964796
Subtitles could easily solve this.
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>>220961537
Kevin should have uppercutted her
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>>220964570
This little shit was very good in Succession.
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>Kevin I'm going to sit on your face and your going to eat me
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>>220965486
>I will force you et my pussi yes sex vagina for you very much
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>>220965474
He made me hate him in the 1st episode. That baseball bet was cruel.
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Albino ass looking Down syndrome ass looking cracker bitch
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*Squints eyes and takes a puff of my cigarillo* Well you're what the French call "Morte". *blows her head off with my six shooter*
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What does /tv/ think of Home Alone 4?
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>>220966572
More like Homo Alone
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>>220965474
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I always think of Oneyplays when I see this scene geg
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>>220966572
Not as good as 3, despite 3 not holding a candle anywhere close to the first two, it doesn't deserve the hate it gets.
Also, that shot of that chick splitting her pants open. *chefs kiss*
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>>220966554
Directed by Clint eastwood.
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>>220966572
what the fuck were they thinking making it 'kevin' again?
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>>220966623
Qrd?
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>>220961537

>White family with 5 kids and tons of cousins
>Praises growing up and learning self-sufficiency but also the importance of family
>Hero meets an ally in a church


We don't see trad kino like this anymore
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>>220966666
They were thinking "BRAND RECOGNITION".
The worst part is they brought "Kevin" back but then cut out most of his siblings and made his parents divorce. It's so fucking lazy it's unreal.
Also checked them digits
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>>220961537
>you're what the French call "un adorable petit garçon qui devrait rentrer à la maison avec maman"
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>>220961537
why did all early 90's hair look like that. i'm old enough to remember
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>>220966884
It was the style at the time
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Yeah well you're a cunt, pardon my french.
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>>220966815
Also brutalizes jewish criminals.
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>>220966884

Everyone in the movie looks so clean, healthy, aware of their surroundings etc. What went wrong in only 30 years?
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>>220966945
Kevin should have raped her.
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>>220966815
>meets le god emperor in the sequel xD
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>>220966980
Thanks for the input, Gurhkjeet.
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>>220966945
you know exactly what went wrong
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>>220966992
Very welcome be having good morning saar and please fill out survey after and give five stars if my service did the needful.
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For me it's the college student cousin.
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>I'm going to feed you to my pet tarantula
Spiders don't eat humans. Dropped it there
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>>220967067
She looks like she enjoys gangbangs
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>>220966945
>>220966815
>trad kino
The most "trad" about this is the dad being able to afford everything with one shitty job. That's really what leads to the other stuff.
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I had a crush on Linny when I was a kid but looking back it shouldve been the other three (Kevins sister and the his two cousins, not the oldest one, I'd fuck her now)

Not being a pedo, I'm looking back and I'm like, "kid, you had shit taste"
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>>220966572
I like to pretend gay and cringe sequels don't exist
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>>220968025
Boomers grew up in that world but it was declining rapidly by the 90s, the massive burden of supporting the black population in the hopes they will one day be IQ 100 and low crime like white folks plus millions of Mexican illegal immigrants that had poured in since the 80s, with millions already granted amnesty under the assumption the democrats would stop undermining border controls (they wouldn't).
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>>220968609
this is how my family looked at me just for being a little autistic and not talking much
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>>220966896
Classic norm.
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>>220968634
You conveniently avoid the economic hitmen and actual mass murders that the usa ordered and funded in latin america. That wouldn't suit your narrative of a civilized white nation, would it?
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>>220967067
jcon energy
them eyebrows man
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>>220966945
Think how insane it is that the last generation to remember what intelligent white people look like being depicted on TV/film will soon pass away and no one living will remember the epochs where they were on top. You think it's bad now, but the world will be bad no one will remember or conceive that it could be anything else.
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>I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your knee full of lead!
Who was in the wrong here?
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>>220968885
i've been searching all over for this movie and i still can't find it
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>>220968917
It's not real, it was specifically shot for Home Alone.
It is a parody of Angels with Dirty Faces, though, which is a real movie
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>>220961570
The joke is that she doesn't know the french language that well. The little cunt just wants to impress and belittle Kevin with badly cheap and inaccurate knowledge.
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>>220968842
You can thank trump, you rube, for the destruction of american society.
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>>220968938
It was just a teen girl taking the opportunity to hold over and belittle someone.
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>>220966945
You do realize Hollywood casting standards were higher back then, right. And the actors are wearing a tone of make up. Home Alone isn't real life, anon. If you were alive in that era, you would know how dirty a lot of it was.
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>>220964570
>>220965474
>>220966601
Wow only today I learned that Fuller was the younger Culkin.
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>>220968842
>>220968842
>Think how insane it is that the last generation to remember what intelligent white people look like being depicted on TV/film
>pictured girl is Jewish
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>>220968955
stupid underage trannie
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>>220969007
i don't care about the brownhair in the image i replied to, i was replying to the text, which was replying to an image of al blonde people
learn to be more aware of your surroundings, nonwhite
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>>220966572
Which one had the hot ass mom? I mean the original mom was hot but this one was a stacy
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>>220967293
Post nose achlomberg
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>>220969135
>d-did u just say some women like sex...? UR LE JOO!!!
Straight up kill yourself, nigger.
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>>220969135

Couldn't even spell right, rabbi.
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>3615 code Père Noël ([tʁɑ̃t.sis kɛ̃z kɔd pɛʁ nɔ.ɛl], "3615 code Father Christmas", referring to a Minitel dialing number; also known as Deadly Games, Dial Code Santa Claus, Game Over, and Hide and Freak) is a 1989 French action-horror film written and directed by René Manzor. It is noted for its similarities to the 1990 American film Home Alone, the makers of which Manzor once threatened with legal action on the grounds of plagiarism, alleging that they "remade my movie."

>Release dates
>March 18, 1989 (Laon Film Festival of Youth and Children's Films)
>January 17, 1990 (France)

Home Alone came out December 1990. This dude really honestly thinks that "some executive saw my French language horror movie at a single showing of an obscure film festival in March of 1989, and ripped it off with a fully completed and finished big budget movie with a very different tone, setting, and plot in a little over a year."

Why has nobody called him out on this idiocy? Who actually believes that shit?
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Jews are the Master Race.
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she was the first person i wanted to rape. i wouldn't even know what rape is until years later.
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>>220969126
I thought the mom in 3 was hot.
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>>220964580
this annoys the fuck outta me...the actual quote is
> look what yOU did YA little jerk
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>>220964826
based. fuck the french
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>>220966470
fuck off nigger nobody wants you here
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>>220966666
>digits
Christ be with you, anon
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>>220966623
damn, thought I was the only one

>le le crulleder
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>>220968885
you are in the wrong for misquoting it
>pump your guys full of lead
ftfy
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>>220966945
You would call this bitch out for ssri stare if this was a modern movie
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>>220961537
You're what the French would call "une grosse salope, maintenant va te suicider."
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look what you did you little cunt
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>>220969775
Whoa! Frank, you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself! You didnt even pay for the pizza and we let you live here rent free. Shrimple as that.
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>>220969316
I'm french and i've seen the movie. The premise is different but it really did the "kid is alone at home planning traps for a bad person trying to get in" first.
Whatever happened here, it has happened before that two movies released not far from each other share some similarities, if not the same plots.
That french fag director never did anything of note, so to have a big Hollywood movie having some similar scenes was his way to make himself known, and that failed too.

We have a french youtuber that made a video on the subject. Don't know if there are english subs/dubbing, but here you go : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmd-3haugWg



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