>Chum.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR>Chum.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR>Chum.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR>Chum.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR>Chum.2026.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZWDFelquX4>A dream destination wedding in Malta explodes into chaos when a bloodthirsty shark attacks and a sinister fisherman with a hidden agenda turns the celebration into a deadly trap. Forced between open water and a relentless human predator, the wedding party must fight for survival as secrets surface and loyalties shatter. As the newlyweds are pushed to their limits, they’re forced to confront the cracks in their relationship to determine who lives, who dies and who stays married.THAT SHARK IS GONNA MAKE A MEAL OUT OF ALICE!WILL HE STILL BE HUNGRY WHEN HE GETS THROUGH THE TITS?FIND OUT FOR VOD FRIDAY!
>>220962074>a sinister fisherman with a hidden agendasounds familiar
Wow
BTS
MORE BTS
MORE MORE BTS
>>220962074>WILL HE STILL BE HUNGRY WHEN HE GETS THROUGH THE TITS?kek
how did her career take this much of a dive....?
>>220962440she's literally doing titty shark movies that you would see on CINEMAX
>>220962440She’s white with big tits she doesjrnjeedns careernsak boobs
>>220962074So it's just a ripoff of that Jai Courtney movie
>>220962440It was because of the whole star trek bikini/underwear thing
>>220962463>She’s white with big tits she doesjrnjeedns careernsak boobsdid you have a stroke, bro?
>>220962366She's still hot as hell, she should be in a lot more movies.
Turns out the implication exists for a reason.
>>220962328How many fat shits do you think she has done in that toilet?
>>220962550>fat shitsum alice is a slim thick queen not some fat bitch
>>220962328>>220962366wife material
>>220962074>chummore like cum
>>220962562You'd be horrified if you saw the size of the turds that came out of hot girl butts
>>220962612>hot girl buttsyou mean SLUTS that take it up the ass?NO THANK YOU
>>220962074She’s so sexy. Love her bare titties
did we do this movie last year with dangerous animals?
>>220962287>>220962328>>220962366feels like a decade since I've seen new pics. that's not the same green swimwear she took pics in like 2016? it was her and two other girls.
>>220962074>even the shark is WhiteWoke is dead! We won /tv/ bros!!! Kinema is saved!!
so a worse dangerous animals?
>>220962729So much worse! I don't use the word cringe ever, but I fucking cringed watching the trailer. It is like a teenager wrote, directed, and filmed it on an iphone.
>>220962074if I was him I'd bite that foot off
I didn't read the thread, but I enjoyed looking at the pics. Those are some nice milkers. Just thought you'd like to know.
>>220962777You’re a pathetic faggot
>>220962074Im coominggggggg
>>220962465>So it's just a ripoff of that Jai Courtney moviehmm I thought that plot sounded familiarand barely even that long apart from eachother either
>>220962803Wow, rude!
>>220962879im chumming!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>220962074isn't she like 41? that woman could conceivably have a 20 year old son
>>220963416not a cute face, ree ree
Sharks gonna choke to death by the looks of it.RIP
>>220963428That makes it even hotter.
>>220963416that's not alice
post bikini webms
Jai Courtney was just in a similar movie
>new alice eve movie>no webmswtf????????????
>>220962074This is a different movie from the jai courtney one?
>>220964178>>220964147yep, similar movie
>>220962196Name one other movie
>>220965191 dangerous animals
>>220965191I know what you did last summer
>>220962491Oh shit that was her in Into Darkness?
>VOD anon is now pointing out the race of sharksYeah this has gone too far now
>>220962074What size are those?
>>220965730kek
>>220962366>>220962328>>220962287
>>220963416>>220965204
>>220965730>Great WhiteIt's impliedAin't no such thing as a great brown shark
CUM
>>220962287>>220962328>>220962366Eve has always had my heart.
>>220962074Me: having sex with Alice eve
Would someone please fuckin save 'er
>>220966334>hover handingpathetic captorshould be easy to take him out
>>220966334>>220966351Yeah there needs to be proper manhandling and grabbing in this situation. I'm sure with Alice's constent she'd be up for it rough.
>>220966334rescue operations are underway
>>220966533all this teasing. Does she actually get her kit out?
>>220966541>Does she actually get her kit out?'fraid not but I could probably make a couple few dozen clips of those things bouncing around in their hammocks
>>220966533Bazongas.
I gotta warn you guys this moobie is rilly rilly scary
>>220962074>A WHITE WOMAN ON VACATIONAny other kinos where travelwhores get rekt?
>>220966334>I would kidnap and feed a woman to a shark but I would NEVER EVER make her sexually uncomfortable
>>220967434an oldie but a goodie
mommy
>>220967348this scene scared me stiff
>>220967482seen :(
>>220967348A lot of good meat on the black one.
Salting this away for future 'change one letter of a movie title' threads
>>220967434grok link me the clip of the two beheaded women
The other one had a much younger hotter lead girl and gratuitous ass in bikini shots, and it STILL sucked. Why WOULD I watch this one?
>>220967348thank fuck they "filmed" this digital slop in full daylight in the tropicsimagine how dimly black and beige and piss stained this would look at night in the canadian woods at night or some other such shit
>>220962196The one with captain boomerang.
>>220963416Having staff work to make me a delicious meal while I goof off with friends is the dream!
>>220962074Great Whites don't eat people. They bite cause they confuse you for a seal, but you taste like shit to them so they leave.
>>220967646They do it for revenge.
>>220967457Love it when the serial killer still respects your boundaries.
>>220962074Wow look at those Great White…..BOOBS
>>220967687Tier 1 AAA B-Movie kino
>>220967687>1526857794290.webmTOP SECRET MOVIE RECDECRYPT TO FIND OUT WHAT IT ISTHIS IS YOUR HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENTNOT GONNA SPOONFEED YOU.. YOU MUST DECRYPT WHAT I GATEKEEP
>>220967687Would this work in real life ?
>>220967763The one where Samuel L. Jackson gets eaten.
>>220967763we're in 2026, unc
>>220967763If you've never seen Deep Blue Sea then that's on you zoomoid, it's iconicDEEPEST, BLUESTMY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FINDEEPEST, BLUESTMY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FINDEEPEST, BLUESTMY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FINDEEPEST, BLUESTMY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FINDEEPEST, BLUESTMY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FINDEEPEST, BLUESTMY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FINDEEPEST, BLUESTMY HAT IS LIKE A SHARK'S FIN
https://litter.catbox.moe/lju7asc0wuo0kf9w.webp
>>220968204>posting an image on a hosting site and then linking to that image>on an imageboard
>>220968289
>>220967763He's not hiding things from you. That's how files are named and exported in some video apps.You are stuck in 2010 anon.
>>220967348It's literally just the same movie again wtf
>>220966541That would be way too trashy for this shark horror movie
>>220968289>post tits>get b&wow nice jobfool
film is based on one clever scene in one old movie.fucking hell. Might as well make a film about tattoo removal.
>>220962074>a shark with a sinister agenda tries to sell a white woman cheeky little kicks knack on vacation claiming they are important pieces of local art but really its just some shit he made in a few minutes
Do sharks serve any use to humans? Why not just genocide all of them?
>>220969358Well Asians are trying their best with stupid shit like shark fin soup.
https://old.reddit.com/r/SexiestLeague/comments/1ij3ghp/alice_eve_lounging/
>>220963428We have made so much progress! Cheap horror is no longer just for young starlets who need a first gig to get slaughtered in skimpy clothing.We can have scantily clad super milfs as well!
>>220966541Female nudity is banned in modern films unless the director is a woman
>>220962074didn't they make this movie last year or the year before? I'll allow it because Eve is hot
>>220967784i read that as genitally electrocute
WE NEED TO GO BACK FRENS!WE NEED TO GO BACK!
>>220969467damn those are some nice titties
>>220969947She put in a lot of work for Star Trek, this is her normal form.
>>220962074>THAT A WHITE PSYCHO WANTS TO FEED TOI want to feed off those supple funbags
>>220969947Perfect woman proportions.
>>220962698lol. one can only hope
>>220966334that's hotter than it should be... wtf alice
>>220967348hahaha that's based af. should have put chains on her feet though, to really piss off blacks
I decided to watch this movie and it was one of the most uncomfortable cringeist movies I've seen in awhile. Definitely a product of its time. Why did she agree to this?
>>220967434And Soon the Darkness (2010)Amber Heard and 13 survive their worst nightmare Argentina
>>220966334intimacy coordinators are really going too far these days
>>220970862I don't know which producer she did not let her fuck her, but she is in a lot of crap. Started watching "Cult Killer" aka "The Last Girl" and it is pretty grim.
>>220971004That is not 13, that is Adams.Aka Nola Longshadow from Banshee with that insane car fight.
>>220965804>>220965811>is a libtard>missed out on the capeshit bubbletragic. she's probably vaxxed, too.
>>220967784wasted some freshwater just to search that. oh well.
alice got replaced by younger, fresher models.
>>220967687Wait. She’s supposedly wearing a rubber drysuit with boots, which is electrically insulated, but she takes it all off to stand on the suit .. so she’s insulated. Thank god the stripping was necessary for artistic reasons.
>>220971287>the median Gemini Apps text prompt uses 0.24 watt-hours (Wh) of energy, emits 0.03 grams of carbon dioxide equivalent (gCO2e), and consumes 0.26 milliliters (or about five drops) of water1 — figures that are substantially lower than many public estimates. The per-prompt energy impact is equivalent to watching TV for less than nine seconds.will the world ever recover?>>220971323Elle is almost 30, she'll soon need to be replaced as well
>Jonathan ZuckThey have sick fantasies.
>>220966334why does she look so turned on here? terrible acting
>>220967348Why's she in a cage if he's going to feed her to the shark
>>220971354that movie was a masterpiece, don't you dare question the science! and not on LL Cool J or the genetic engineering of the sharks. Or THAT scene with Sam Jackson. All perfect.But if you enjoy hating shark movies that make not a shred of sense, I can recommend The Meg 2. A movie I really wonder if it was written by AI and checked by no one at all.
>>220962074Sexy
>>220971446>woman is helpless>looks turned onNo, that is perfect acting. She probably was not even turned on, but she knew her character could not help but be aroused.
>>220962074There was a veritable deluge of "who the fuck funded this dogshit?" movies that dropped today and I don't think I picked up a single one of them.Is this the answer to piracy, just make really shit movies?
How the hell did the sexiest woman in hollywood and such a skilled and smart person like Alice end up in a shark movie??? This is a woman who knows Shakespeare and reads sexist male philosphers.
>>220971725>This is a woman who knows Shakespeare and reads sexist male philosphers.how do you know
>>220971759Watch her Craig Ferguson interviews. She is pure class on top of the pretty face, huge milkers, slim waist, and fat ass. She is arguably the sexiest woman in media.
>>220965711Yes, and she never apologized!I can't believe we had to endure literal seconds of her showing her objectively great body to the camera. I had to pause the movie just to be sure if what I was seeing.An attractive woman? Nearly as naked as Kirk was in his first scene in the first movie? It required further inspection to be sure...
>>220971511I was really disappointed with the Meg 2. I liked the first one. It had a perfectly fine end. And then I watched the 2nd and they made it as retarded as possible. Only good scene was him harpooning the one shark with an explosive spear from a jet ski. It was still retarded but by that point I didn't care.
>>220971759she is English, of course she knows Shakespeare
>>220971725I blame jews
>>220966533holy saggers
>>220965811based
>>220971725You say that like British actors aren't beneath starring in slop. In fact many slop is enhanced through its use of British actors.
>>220972036British actresses enjoy going nude
>>220971835yeah, the first was fine stupid monster action. I don't like the china pandering, but I like Statham and the rest of the cast was fine. Meg 2 was just annoyingly retarded. I don't know if they cared less because they have no respect for chinese movie goers or if they were thinking they could make the slop tongue-in-cheek or if everyone who read that script was either retarded or completely checked out.But I think there was lots of AI use or a bad hack job on the edit, there is no consistent world model to any of that.
>>220972628dumb ass nigga
