Never doubt Nolan again /tv/. Also Chuds btfo
>>220962390Chudlon Musk wont be happy with this
>>220962419Musk doesn’t understand Chuds only make up a small niche of population
>>220962441It's more that his efforts to mobilize the chud armies only rally the larger anti-chuds forces to want to see the movie more in order to own king chud. I'd love to learn that Elon was a hidden investor in the movie because then I could understand why he's done such great marketing for it.
>>220962390>Core fanatical director fanbase rushes to buy tickets for day 1 asapOk, let's see if the actual masses show up
>>220962571The actors will bring in people
>>220962595The age of movie stars is over. Now it's all about marketable characters.
Nolan never misses, this movie is gonna make at least a billy as chuds seethe impotently as per usual
>>220962390You're a big wait.
>>220962632Yeah then explain Taylor swift’s movie success
>>220962595Did that save the sheep detectives? In fact I was interested in seeing it until I saw how overboard they went with the voice cast
>>220962390>>220962419IDK why people thought this wouldn't do well. Greeks love trannies and blacks. I bet the greek government would have protested if it didn't have blacks and troons
>>220962390have fun with your boring uninspired tranny nolanslopi'm not watching it
>>220962709>IDK why people thought this wouldn't do well. Greeks love trannies and blacks.That's americans, not greeks. Of course amerifats love it, they're even less white than the fucking UK lol.
>mando lost>toy story 5 will lose to Disney Plus parents not going>doomsday is about to lose to thisDisney humiliation ritual
>>220962709General Euro envy of racial mixing in the US is an unstated driver of their immigration policies. Basically, they fetishize blacks and want some of their own.
>>220962475Schizo. No one cares about Musk and his trash taste.
>oh shit, the shill media says this movie is doing well>i guess i have to buy a ticket and check it outDoes this ever work?
>>220962932works for backrooms and obsession
>>220962837it's greeks and other yuropoors. a frenchman invented blacked because yuros wouldn't watch porn unless it had a blackman in it>>220962847true
>>220962951>a frenchman invented blackedliterally an algerian jew loland LOOOONG after all the US black porn like bangbros and stuff so don't even try, american (who had a black president not once but twice)
>>220962847Let me know when we fight a civil war with over a million dead for niggers dumb burgertard
>>220962978fuck, even the french had a gay white married to a tranny as president before they had a black presidentamericans are THAT fucking cucked
>>220962996>a gay whiteyou ever see how zesty he looks when he's meeting blacks?
>>220962978>>220962984born in france, he's a french men. france and belgium had blacked shit in the 1920s>>220962996>yuropoor bragging about living in a faggot country once again
>>220962390You cannot deny this movie looks really good though, I mean in graphics, SFX, the Trojan Horse looked sick, Cyclops looked like something you have to see, Greek history is very mysterious and people want to know about it, people LOVE 300. Its also scored by the New John Williams, Ludwig Göransson. People just want to feel like they are getting their moneys worth, they don't care about the Woke Right getting their panties into a bunch for casting a work of fiction, especially when they are popular actors.
>>220963033
>>220962669Cats and Amsterdam?
jeetmaxing
>>220963305Globohomomaxxing
>>220962390>>220962419>>220962441>>220962441>Discord tranny makes a thread and sits around having a samefag conversation for four postsSad
>>220962390Nonsense ad propaganda to create false buzz
It's going to be another Superman 2025 situation, the movie will do good/great domestically and underperform everywhere else except maybe Brazil and India, Nolan has a strong following in those two countries.
>>220962390>Our poorly coded website is crashing when more than 2 people try to buy tickets online>this is proof we're popular and not at all a reason to fire the jeets who vibe coded with aiYou could ddos these sites like its 2004
>>220962595I literally don't want to see it because of actors. The entire cast is so well recognizable, I just can't get past it, and see the characters.
>>220963157Nothing bout it looks good, remotely interesting or even high budget.It looks netflix
>>220962390Nolan is the midwit whisperer
anyone that thought a Nolan movie would flop in 2026 is a braindead moron
>>220962390>press x to doubt
>>220962390I never doubted that this slop would be a smash hit with midwits though
>>220964634>midwit whispererkek
>>220964635agree.He's a brand and has a brand licking audience.The point was always forcing the movie to make noticeably less money, while still being profitable.The movie itself was always going to be bad and forgotten either way
>>220962390i literally don't believe this and don't believe anyone rushes out to see movies anymore
>>220962441if chuds are a minority, shouldn't hollywood be catering to them like blacks and lgbt
Tickets are $1000 on ebay lol. You can just go next week
>>220964968pretty sure chuds have representation in movies and shows these days, mainly as incel losers.
one BILLY box office incoming
>>220962475Chud uprising soon.
This is going to succeedFuck
>>220965266Is there anyone in this flick that doesn't look like shit and severely out of place?
>>220964673this, slop made for the undiscerning masses being commercially successful is hardly surprising
>>220962390>MARKETING FOR PRODUCT SAYS PRODUCT IS GOING TO BE GREAT AND EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE ITShocking, I say!
>>220962390DATS RITE KUZ WE WUZ GREEK POETS AND SHIET!
>normies rush to watch the latest overhyped Nolan slopwhat else is new?
>>220962390No one is doubting that the film will make big bux, Nolan is the only global household director name under 60. Point is this might be his first serious dud since Tenet and has potential to be considerably worse.>>220965266Kek at Rob's model stare.
>>220963355It's the most social interaction he has all day.
chuds keep getting owned
>>220966695we watched troy and liked it.we saw oddyssey trailer and didn't like it.a little early for 'the movie bombed because the audience is a stupid', isn't it?
>>220966695>yikesWel... THAT happened...
>>220962390I still don't think Helen of Troy should be played by a Black African woman.>>220962837The Ottoman Turks and Caliphates(Muslim Empires) used eunuchs extensively, especially Sub-Saharan African Eunuchs, since they had operated slave trades in Africa for centuries
>>220962390My goat Nolan will never be defeated
>>220962684I don't even recognise any of the voice cast lol
>>220966695I only read the Iliad and it was the W.H.D. Rouse version. I'll be buying the Iliad and Oddyssey books again but getting the Robert Fagles and Richmond Lattimore versions.
>>220962390why do browns want to see woke adaptations of western, classical works so badly?
>>220962390Normoids gonna norm. Really what did you expect?
>>220962390>online wait timesI am not up to date what bullshit is this?
>>220967225>But, Helen of Troy is a fictional character, she could be played by a toaster!That is an actual defense I've seen for the casting.
>>220962419Shitpot Muck is a money-grubbing whining faggot
>>220967342They should have gotten Victoria Justice. Curse the woke libtards.
>>220962419why doesn't he just hack the cinemas like he did with voting machines
>>220962390Look, there is nothing you can say that will convince me to watch a movie on which Helen of Troy is depicted as an ape.
>>220962651For queue
>>220963362nolan's name really is catnip to low iq browns.
>>220967463It's ok, i'll watch it twice for you
>>220965266tom's desperately wanting everyone to forget about all the black dick he's been taking in movies. kek
Everything in NPC's news is fake and gay.
>>220965266Pattinson
>>220963157Everything about it looks terrible. The costumes, sets/settings, giants in armor. No better than the retarded cops running down the street in TDKR.
>>220966695He(she?) realized... what and how?He just had this... inspiration for a twitter post?It's something like "I had this epiphany about how this movie villain is actually like this Elon Musk, ain't it ykes?"People read books AND watch movies, fagola
>>220967312I guess because they have no culture, don't read, don't know anything but resent white things because they can't get them for free all the times without even asking.
>>220967342Woketards make up silly rules all the times to justify why they can to things they don't want others to do
>>220967728At least those looked like cops
>>220963157how are you being paid?>you'd have to be effeminate to dislike adaptions of classical western works full of feminism and subsaharran niggers
>>220967505yes, >>220967477
>>220962390Nolan buying his own tickets to generate hype.
>>220962709The sword and sandals genre hasn't done huge numbers in recent history, and if it hits aboht the same ceiling as Troy and Gladiator it's a failure, as it has a much larger budget than them.Dunkirk under-performed by Nolan standards because the warfare genre is another that lacks huge mass appeal.
how do you guys stomach talking to the leftists itt? they're just soulless animals who are hellbent on ruining everything. nothing but lies and sophistry come out of their mouths. it seems so pointless.
>>220967879All the money it makes isn't because the Odyssey is the brand. It's "nolan" the brand.Brand lickers don't watch it for the movie.Still, I'm fine with it making a lot less that expected, thanks to the woke stunts and the general self evident poor quality
>>220962390>b..b..but trump won! that means we won the culture war!
>>220968267That's what you get for being pro free spech, on a site where you are able to say almost everything without being downvoted away.yeah, belonging to a cult, following a simple dogma and just chanting slogans would be way easier. Being simple, bad people is always the easy choice
>>220968330decades to infiltratedecades to purgebut normality always wins in the end
>>220966695>posting a tweet from that red haired thing as an argument Hope you’re just baiting…
>>220962390erm, it was actually because of Supergirl
>>220968480I'm sure the author of that post is perfectly normal and unbiased, anon
>>220968560>the immense demand for Supergirl
>>220967469Underrated tbqh
>>220962390>>220968560kek are people really surprised?>financially struggling company>shitty servers falling apart
>>220968480Of course I was baiting, like the other anon said, the whole defense of the Helen of Troy casting boils down to her being a fictional character. Well, Blade is a fictional character, so is Shaft, T'Challa, Spawn, Storm, Cyborg. Imagine the outrage if they were played by white actors.
>>220967385Trooncels have such deranged persecution fantasies lol
>>220962709>IDK why people thought this wouldn't do well. Greeks love trannies and blacksdidnt the Cleopatra movie flop hard?
>>220967505same “people” who pretend to be above the culture war lol. You have literally nothing else in your life
>>220962390haha I'm just like, not going to watch it
>>220962475>chud armies>anti-chuds forces>king chudYou writing a fantasy war movie centered aroun chuds?
>>220968705I don't have to imagine. I've seen the rage when the egyptian Boutella was cast as an egyptian or that hawaiian girl was cast as the lilo & stich hawaiian girl, simply because black worshippers thinks everyone who isn't pasty white form a pasty white country is some hardcore deep brownoid and an ethnic caricature from a 30s racist cartoon.You can see their comments about how they think a mediterranean should look like
>>220962932Avatar 2
luckily i was able to get a ticket easily after just waiting until the end of the dayunluckily i live in the middle of fucking nowhere in a dogshit town so i don't get to see it in imax 70mm and have to settle for regular 70mm
>>220968560website probably crashed cause of vibe coding
>>220968383>the guys telling you its patriotic to pay 50% more for groceries, gas and utilities to protect Israel are Normalyour president is a fat, senile pedophile covered in makeup
>>220962632Nah. Cruise, Pitt, gosling, Damon lol, DiCaprio, mamoa yeah he’s a huge drawl, Scarlett, zoe,The age of movies as a community thing in America is vanishing yes. Not overseas
>>220962390Hope it does a billion so a new batch of extra woke films with blacks everywhere is greenlit. At some point the masses will wake up to what's being done, in the meantime accelerate
>>220969059>nonsequitur>muh trumpthanks for letting your meltdown exposing once more why you lose money and votes
>>220969077>Nah. Cruise, Pitt, gosling, Damon lol, DiCaprio, mamoa yeah he’s a huge drawl, Scarlett, zoe,That's not true at all
>>220965266Holland looks so awkward and out of place. Whose idea was it to make this dweeb a movie star?
>>220969293People who challenge beauty standards and masculinity, I guess>movie starno such thing
>>220969293he's a jewish humiliation ritual.
>>220962390
>>220962709i just think its funny how we all gaslight ourselves into thinking movies "do well" just because they didnt do as badly as other movies that year.but the long term trend, the actual reality, is movies are NOT doing well
>>220962941they sold maybe 10% of the tickets that something like spiderman 2002 did
>>220963157what is the woke right?
Don't go opening weekend bros ;)
>>220969472thy also did cost only an atom of Spiderman 2002
>>220962390are people actually betting against Christopher Nolan?who does that?
>>220969505>what is the woke right?
>>220962390this movie is fucking woke and going to go broke.but i reserve the option to change my opinion and say this movie was always based and redpilled if it's a success.
>>220969541It will make a lot less of what it could have done, but expecting it to bomb is extremely unrealistic.People don't watch nolan movies. The just buy the nolan brand
>>220969577The left can't meme
>>220969541Interstellar, Dunkirk and Tenet didn't exactly set the box office on fire and there's no Barbenheimer memes this time.
>>220969577>>220969599I beg to differ.
>>220969541it will be a "mere" success doing 3x the budget, but it COULD have done 5x or 6x without the DEI hires.
>>220965266wtf holland looks exactly like another actor that i forgot the name of
>>220969600>InterstellarBudget $165 millionBox office $774.7 million>DunkirkBudget $100 millionBox office $549.1 million>TenetBudget $205 millionBox office $365.9 millionSeems like Tenet was the only one that did not make a profitBy the way can you imagine traveling back 20 years or more in time and telling some director that his movie made 365 million at the box office and telling him that he lost money?These movie budgets and marketing budgets have increased more than the average weight of an American
>>220969624>Things that never happenedFailed meme spawned in your leftist subreddit and only based on things said by leftists in said subreddit don't count as argument, you know that?
>>220969599
>>220962390nuke the world let none survive.
>>220969681are you saying that things are woke/not woke based on revenue success and people don't change their opinions based on said success/failures?on 4chan of all places?
>>220966695the illiad and the odyssey did not start out as something you could ever read so whatever source material she is referring to is not the original illiad and the odyssey but an adaptation, and she looks fat too
>>220962390>Highest grossing movie of the year is girlboss peach with Brie Larson woke queen>Devils wears prada 2 box office success despite the fact they cut Sydney Sweeney>MAGA Sydney humiliated in euphoria>woke true detective season 4 was a critical and commercial success>Sophie Turner as Lara Croft>Black helen of troyWokeness has won
>>220969704I'm saying that this is a leftist cope and that you still pretend to not know what GWGB is used and why is always true
>>220966695who cares, I'd rather trust Peter Jackson regarding LOTR material than that catholic faggot Tolkien.
>>220969785Schrodinger's Woke is very real.
>>220969696A suggestion for the future.Meme only work when they mock something that people disagree withthey DON'T work when you say something like AHAHAHAH SUGAR IS SWEET, even if you depict the person eating sugar as bad.
>>220969525if exceptions didnt prove the rule, then how did we come up with the phrase "exceptions prove the rule"
>>220969761>Things that never happened>I win?>>220969815>Schrodinger's Woke is very real.Yeah, in the imagination of leftist who quote things nobody said
>>220969842?I'm not the anon you were talking to.
>>220969680>>220969878do theaters charge more now than they did 20 years ago?
i will be purchasing a ticket to a different movie and sneaking into the odyssey to blast smoke detector chirps every time browns are on the screen
>>220969912>do theaters charge more now than they did 20 years ago?Yes>The average cost for a movie theater ticket in the United States in 2006 was $6.55. Adjusting for inflation, this is equivalent to roughly $10.00 in today's currency.>In 2026, the national average price for a standard 2D movie ticket in the United States is $16.08
>>220967505You do that. I´ll wait until someone edits the whole thing with AI and everyone, except those that already look like monkeys, is monkeyfied. We will call it the odyssey of the apes.
>>220969831>motherly advice strictly dictating how to meme and how not toThe right can't meme.
>>220962709Helen has no actual defined appearance because she’s a god and Greeks had different colors and descriptors. Like describing the ocean color, or son, or black/white people, the stories change her appreance. Most likely 99% certain this is how she was meant to look. In between what we call black bd white, blondish red hair, very unique probably based on East Africans
>>220969932lmao please get it on video
>>220970021Or this.
I wouldn't be surprised if it does make 300M+ domestically, because owning the chuds/right wingers and all that shit. How it does overseas will be more interesting to follow.
>>220962419I don't understand why Musk is up in everyone's grill.there's literally no upsides to that, he's just unnecessarily making enemies.
>>220970072foreigners love Nolanslop even more
>>220969013imax is just a meme anyway
>>220969638>without the DEI hires.isn't this one particularly ridiculous where they are casting the blackest niggers possible in what were/are clearly white characters?
>>220962632>>220969087True.
>>220966695This tweet written by someone who didn't read Homer either, but read a tumblr post about how it's actually just about gays being gay together in gay fairy land. White cishet academics don't want you to know this.
>>220962847wot
>>220963276Did Macron request that the men all be greased up and sweaty prior to the photo shoot?
>>220966567underrated
>>220962390that's coincidentally why democracy must be killed at all costs
>>220962441We're back to the usual fluctuation between "chuds are responsible for killing this show/franchise" and "chuds are a nonentity, they amount to nothing".
>>220962390Who the fuck is this movie for?
>>220962941>works for backrooms and obsessionWord of mouth works well for small budgeted movies, it's more difficult with big budget attempts to smash the box office because you've already priced in word of mouth and the advertising for it. That means more often than not the story is how the organic word of mouth fails to materialize or even turns sour (eg. "they review bombed us!!!" "online trolls are saying the movie is bad" etc).Bit of an apples and oranges comparison.
>>220966695>POC tweetwhy is she surprised exactly?
>>220962390chud here. Yes it seems this has thoroughly btfo'd me. I will now 41% in shame
>>220971872/tv/this movie is gonna destroy this board
>>220967879yeah because war and sword and sandals don't appeal to yuros because there aren't enough blacks, trannies and sodomites>>220968732that actually came out?
>>220972828
>>220970021>>220970061>yuro time>defending blackwashing every time
>>220962634A billion minus one.
>>220962390I think it was only the 70mm IMAX/other PLF tickets that went on sale early. Personally I don't think the film looks all that great, but I still want to see it just for the raw spectacle of watching something shot in 15/70 through a 15/70 projector. It's going to be a cool experience even if the casting/costumes/accents aren't ideal.What I'm trying to say is: Imax tickets might be selling out, but that doesn't mean regular screenings will.
>>220969077Lmfao. No one gives a fuck about any of these people. Imagine someone telling you theyre a jason mamoa fan HAHAHAHAHAHA fucking retard
>>220962390Another completely organic 4Chan thread.Nobody thought this movie was going to flop.Nolan and Tarantino are the only "names" left that can get people to go to the theaters and Tarantino said his next film will be his last. One film is not enough to destroy Nolan's reputation but enough stinkers and cinema will be even worse off than it already is.
