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>My goodness you've grown
What the fuck did she mean by this
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It means he grew up since the last time they saw each other.
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>>220964808
You can really see how nappy and jewish her hair is here.
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>>220964808
She meant he literally grew older and taller since the last time she saw him you fucking mongoloid
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>>220964837
her hair isn't like that tho
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was his dick hanging out or somethin?
cause according to his ex wife Rachel Bilson, Anakin could not make her cum with that 5.5 incher
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>>220964845
It is naturally curly.
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>>220964852
Rachel Bilson is Jewish
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>>220964852
My Wang isn't huge but I'm glad it clears 6.5 easily
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>>220964845
Sure, lucas said find me the most jewish wig possible for this next scene, ok.
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>>220964808
She meant this.
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>>220964860
no it's not
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>>220964871
It's been straightened. Negros use lye to do it. I don't know what the jewish ones use, probably something made out of kittens.
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>>220964891
Did she straighten her hair when it was 1 cm long?
Fucking retard
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>>220964913
>cm
Fag
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>>220964871
>>220964913
I wish Hershlag had stayed a boy
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>>220964871
She straightens her hair, like many people do, but when left natural it is curly. You can literally look up ''Natalie Portman natural curly hair'' right now and see for yourself. Another example of an actress with naturally curly frizzy hair who straightens it is Anne Hathaway as you can see in the beginning of Princess Diaries.
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>"I wanna fuck you too!"
Straight Outta Auschwitz

listen I like her
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>>220964925
You can literally also look up baby pics of her and see her hair has never been curly
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Jews look so sexy with shaved heads idk why
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>>220964948
1st result on Google images is a jewfro.
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>>220964970
But that's not a Jewfro
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>>220964808
Jewish women will absolutely ruin you
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>>220964970
that's an evil looking bunny
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>>220964982
It's not straight either.
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>>220964991
>jewish
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>>220964939
She did Moby dirty though because he was bald.
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>>220964808
Why is it ok for her to say this, but if I say the same thing to my wife's brother-in-law's daughter, it's wrong?
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>that look in her eye
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>>220965014
you need to take her to Rio like the kino "Blame It On Rio"
They shoulda called the film "No Rules"
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>>220965031
It's brain damage from years of hair straightening chemicals.
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>>220964808
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>>220964946
>LIVE VOW
I don't get it
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>>220964939
>>220964970
I had a hard time Googling "Natalie Portman shaved head smoking" which netted zero results. She's been smoking since she was in The Professional it's not some big secret.

What Jewish actress doesn't smoke?
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>>220965149
>What Jewish actress doesn't smoke?
Hershlag
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>>220964866
If your dick is bigger than 6.5", it is rather large. 7" is certifiably a big dick. 5.5" is about avergae.
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>>220964808
>i think you're even bigger than last time!
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>>220965149
Maebe loves ripping fags but she's French
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>>220964808
She wanted his midichlorians all over her face and tits.

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/Legends
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>>220965169
There's no jewish actresses in France?
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>>220965095
where amoung
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>Hot DAMN Anakin!!! Look the fuck at you! I thought you were alright back when you were 10 and I groomed you, but never did I DREAM you'd end up looking like all of this! AAWWOOOOOGA yo Obi Wan isn't there some gay monk oath you guys take or something? Yeah nah, this guy? In my all of my holes within the hour. Consider him the Jedi's tribute to Naboo for the sake of keeping the peace. I hope you've been practicing your "lightsaber skills" because tonight is your first true test.

It was a bit on the nose if you ask me
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Hershlag?
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>>220965320
No.
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>>220964913
the things I would do to that boy

>>220964925
see post above. pretty sure that isn't artificially straightened
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>>220965238
Padme hat
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>>220964913
The true tomboy look

This is how it looks gentlemen
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>>220965326
my mom is so cute
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>>220965367
I don't think so.
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>>220965425
All these actresses getting pregnant in their mid 40s isn't natural. Just so you know.
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>>220965444
Padme's new young bf don't care
He just became a millionaire
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>>220965444
don't care, will be jerking off like crazy to her big swollen belly
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I came here from the /b/ thread.
https://youtu.be/CqwVXs8Idm8?si=q3noNCmmLgCNsHeO
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>>220965471
what's a /b/ thread
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>>220965444
being an incel chud freak like you isn't either
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>>220965484
>/b/ - Babies
>>220965460
It's a board for weirdos who jerk it to fat pregnant jews
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>>220965495
go back to /b/ child fucker
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>>220964808
Anakin has an erection. The erection lifts the front of his robe.
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>>220965524
>there's no underwear in space
makes sense
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>>220965524
>>220965529
Please see >>220964852
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>>220965326
POV: I just told her I'd fuck her if she can find a condom
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>>220965562
That scene in Fuck Buddies was hot where she's so horny she reaches into her bedroom drawer and it's filled with rubbers

What a SLUT
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>>220965562
>>220965609
>condoms
homos detected
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>>220964852
Its not about the size its about the technique and tongue action bros
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>>220965731
>tongue action bros
I agree actresses love getting munched
Ya need to bring the heat tho - it's why Moby got ridiculed by a 20 yr old Nat
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>>220964891
this is a cope and you know it
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>>220964891
>>220966070
Both u anons are coping. There's only one way to truly settle this: Pussy

shaved or unshaved
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>>220965159
Women rarely even compliment a big dick because they dont want it to get to your head, instead she'll tell her friends and they'll suddenly become extra flirty
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>>220964852
did she really gossip about it lol
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You guys think she is still smoking while pregnant?
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>>220965471
Paulson is such a fucking weirdo.

>>220966549
She didn't mention size but she did say she didn't orgasm, IIRC
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>>220964871
I'm growing anons
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>>220964837
It was just a wig.
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>>220964852
His power has doubled since the last time they met
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>>220966665
Why not? She's in her 40's so there's a good chance the kid's going to be a retard anyway, why shouldn't she enjoy herself?
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>>220966777
Ok>>220964867
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>>220964808
He was a big guy
4 her
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>>220966305
cute
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>>220964868
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
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>>220966305
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick
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>>220964925
I wanna see her naturally curly hair if you know what I mean
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>>220968186
No I don't
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>>220964808
*notices bulge*
OwO what's this
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>>220964808
Normalize cute older woman preying on young men (me)
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>I bet you can reach my cervix!
uh.. a little off the cuff lucas...
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>>220968214
Her ass hair.
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>>220964837
Easier to pull for a head or backshots
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>>220966305
why the FUCK is she so small
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>>220964837
Yeh mon. She's a true Ethiopian.
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>>220966305
>Star wars fans could be here...
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>>220964852
if a guy doesn’t make his wife ever cum it’s because on some level that’s the relationship she chose and deserves, a guy being selfish in sex every time even after marriage invariably means the woman was extremely selfish in some other part of the relationship.
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>>220964808
>a few minutes later
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>>220969537
It's called pee-tit in French.
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>>220964808
"My goodness, you have grown. I was looking forward to seeing you again, but I remembered that hot little stud and now here YOU are.
But you got that Jedi oath anyway, right? shame,yeah. Say, did you have any younger siblings on Tattooine? How difficult is it anyway to buy a slave boy over there? I am asking for... a galactic senate report I am working on, strictly politics."
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>>220970027
>hollywood star is a pedophile
>look her up
>she's jewish
every single time
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>>220970102
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>>220970143
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>>220964808
If a woman ever says this it is because she wants you to rape her
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>>220964808
She’s grown too
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>>220970027
Look at her drooling, she practically can feel his blood on her forked tongue.
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>>220964852
>trusting a bitter foid's word
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>>220965731
>tongue action
no woman respects you after you do that and it gives you cancer
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>>220971943
Someone needs to check that fanook's medications
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>>220964852
She was just mad because he left her. Jewesses man.
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neta-lee
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>>220971883
Not the bodily fluid she thirsts for
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>>220970027
>>220972206
stop posting
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>>220964852
>'Rachel Bilson'
>have never heard of this foid
>google her
>discover she has 1.4M IG followers
>and has dated Bill Hader
The worst part of being an unc is I never know who anyone is. When I was a kid we had five celebrities and they were always on Johnny Carson.
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>>220972337
OC was a very popular tv show 20 years ago
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>>220972337
>claims to be an unc
>uses "foid"
>filename starts with 17
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>>220967124
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>>220964837
>>220964845
Her natural hair isn't a jewfro, but it's got that Elaine-like jewcurl to it
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>>220964808
Why does she have nappy hair?
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>>220972414
And that's best kind of hair on a woman
Natalie really is perfect
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If jews are subhumans, then why are their women beautiful? Are they witches who can change their looks?
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>>220972466
Fuck Jews!
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>>220964808
She noticed his bulge
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>>220964939
Eww, nice breath...
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>>220965169
Had great tits, now has bad breath
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>>220965444
This and is anyone else disgusted by these types in this industry. In relationships, have kids dump guy, hook up with new guy, 5 minutes later. Then even worse have kids with that new guy. Family values out the window. Like we need more unwanted or neglected human beings on this planet
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>>220970273
Did he turn to Olivia to tell her that her hair smells great?
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>>220964808
She was talking about his boypussy
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>>220965095
I would be doing better in life if Natalie Portman had molested me when I was 10 years old.
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>>220972714
I wish I could fuck Jews so bad....
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>>220973811
shes not jewish
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>>220973352
maybe he talked to her about irony
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>>220973847
O rly?
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>>220974753
>family's financial problems
not jewish
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>>220974762
Oy vey
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>>220972337
Rachel Bilson is almost 50, she was popular when most millenials were teenagers and early 20s.
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>>220973811
She's busted now, but she used to be perfect.
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>>220974795
where are Ofen and Untorff?
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>>220965169
She's

Ethnicity:
*50% Iraqi
*25% Norwegian
*12.5% Irish
*12.5% Sicilian/Italian/Arbëreshë

>>220973195
She had big breasts, especially for her age, when she started developing in Arrested Development. But once she took her shirt/bra off, the illusion was shattered, big≠nice. They were droopy, a little flat, and uneven.
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>>220974762
That's the antisemitism in Ukraine they were escaping from, unfortunately their creditors found them in the US.
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>>220975651
*Uzbekistan
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>>220967310
>R2, get me out of this asteroid field.
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>>220964808
Groomer
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>>220965233
Eva Green :)
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>>220965731
This, and how hard your cock gets. I had a GF explain that size isn't as big of a deal but having a rock hard stiffy is a must.
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>>220964808
Jewish women owe me sex
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>>220964808
His weiner is at full mast. She is impressed and wet.
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>>220964808
It was a typo. She meant to say
>My goodness, you're brown.
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>>220979540
what if she did not on a ploin



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