Hags of New York

It’s about 3 dipshit girlboss women who wasted their youth sucking and fucking and following a dead end unfulfilling career instead of becoming moms and wives so now they all live together in a tiny apartment in nyc where they bond over SSRIs and wine

>"haha chandler you are such a jokester"
>camera cuts to an empty chair for 15 long silent seconds

>>220965434
H.A.G.S
>>220965465
sex and the city: laugh track edition?

Kudrow is an albatross around the necks of Friends. Who will her presence kill next?

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>>220965466
I smiled sensibly.

>>220965552
>Kudrow is an albatross around the necks of Friends. Who will her presence kill next?
she's cute in an attainable way. as long as you're not fat, don't have a face that's cooked and are pleasant to be around, she'll fuck you. other two are looking for gigachads that treat them like the bitches they are. at least that's what i think.

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>>220965434
Cougar Town was funny. Aniston and Kudrow should have been regulars and milked that milf fame for the few seasons it was on ABC. Too late now.

>>220965563
>I smiled sensibly.
i'm guessing that's the guy that died. i never watched friends

>>220965434
SATS
(slags and the smelly)

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You don’t get to bring (male) FRIENDS

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>>220965602
I hated that show

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>>220965595
I don't know why she was mean to Ross so often, she was about to fuck him in S1 then was a bitch to him most of the time
she was also 10000 times cuter with curly hair

Just bring back friends.
It was never that good anyway so a reboot won't ruin it.

>>220965705
never watched the show except for maybe half an episode. seemed gay as shit and any guy that liked it was assumed to be a homosexual.

>>220965713
It’s not possible anymore unless all 6 friends live in a studio apartment in nyc and their parents sublimely their rent income while they get nepo’d into an internship or do onlyfans

B.I.T.C.H.S.

>>220965742
I fucked 2 girls thanks to me watching and liking Friends, anonymous people on the internet thinking I'm gay is a small price to pay

>>220965434
I hope leblanc and schwimmer make their own sitcom out of spite

>>220965766
You could have learned a real skill instead of wasting your time

>>220965434
One of them is dead before the end of the year.

>>220965790
lmao fuck off
you could learn a skill instead of browsing 4chan yet here you are

>>220965766
>I fucked 2 girls thanks to me watching and liking Friends,
yea, lots of guys pretend to be liberal to fuck girls too and if they get a girlfriend they're ok with their girlfriend having guy friends.

>>220965828
all of friends is only like 80 hours. you're not learning shit in 80 hours, try 8000 hours if you want to be actually good at something

>>220965828
>you could learn a skill instead of browsing 4chan yet here you are
what skill should i learn? karate? drawing?

>>220965871
I didn't pretend and I didn't "use" Friends to get in their pants, it just happened that when 2 people share interest, it brings them close

>>220965434
jennifer aniston is massively bogged and looks like a man. courntey cox is barely any better. who would want to look at that?

>>220965934
>who would want to look at that?
probably the same people that watched golden girls.

>>220966093
golden girls looked like normal grandmas, not mickey rourke if he trooned out

Menopause

Female Faggots
or
Retards Never Die

>>220965434
Out of Eggs

Decrepit Cunts.

So no one told you men would stop buying you free drinks
(slckslckslckslck)

>>220965434
Sex In The Shitter

>>220965434
B.L.O.C.K

Dried Figs

Friends 2
>Chandler dies
>Monica widowed
>Ross and Rachel broke up AGAIN
>Phoebe is still married to Paul Rudd but fucks other dudes
>Entire series is just these three on their foid shit

...When you haven't gotten cock all day all month
Or even a year
But
I'll roleplay with you
I'll pretend to be a boy
I'll roleplay with you
And I'll be your shota toy

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>>220965434
BOGGED

>>220965762
Sequels have shamelessly refused to let the characters move on before, even decades later, just to hit the nostalgia bait

>>220965434
Friends with benefits

Golden girls reboot?

I Want More Royalty Checks

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>>220965434
W.A.L.L.E.D

>>220966456
She was so fucking beautiful. What's worse is I'm confident she's the kind of woman that would've aged really well had she just not fucked with her face or at least had only very subtle work done.

>>220965434
Acquaintances

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>>220965434
monica is such a baddie

>>220965434
Hens

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I can see why you guys aren't writers. None of your replies are funny or witty, you just sound bitter and angry. These wouldn't fit a sitcom.

>>220966556
they could do a remake with new actors and aniston would have a cameo as chandler's troon dad

>>220966333
>joey became a successful joe rogan type chud podcaster and the other characters don't talk to him anymore but seethe about it constantly

>>220965434
She just wants the high of being on set and 100 people waiting around for her to wipe her lip or scratch her nose and call her amazing. That's literally all the commercials she's in recently

>>220967336
That’s a great idea. The show would be ass shit but the cameo would be hilarious.