>No, with a motorcycle made of jealousyHoly fuck, how do you even come back from this?
>>220966682Is that an image for ants?
what the fuck does that even mean
>>220966682why are Brits so much funnier than Dutch and Nordics
>>220966682>well vroom vroom then:)
>>220966733Is that what you think? Well I am Dutch and I have a funny Dutch joke that will change your mind. A man and his dog walk along down the road. The man looks at his dog and says “What a nice day for the weather we are having.” The dog just looks back at him. He is a dog… they cannot talk!
>>220966682>>220966724>>220966733The mean-spirited comedian didnt like the success and whimsy that Noel had. He took the opportunity to lampoon his act in front of an audience to hurt his feelings. That motorcycle of jealousy was perfect comeback. He had his number and pointed it out.
>>220967222Is that a Dutch stereotype? Had no idea.
>>220967222Another man and his dog are walking near by. The man looks at the other man and says "Yes, it sure is a fine day. It is too bad dogs can't tell us what they are thinking". The other man responds "I wasn't talking to you".
>>220967306it's not a stereotype, dutch dogs really can't talk
>>220966682I can't read this shit, you stupid asshole. Go to hell.
>>220967562Why would he ask him in english if they are in Dutchman? Hmmm...curious.
>>220967599Dutch is just English with a funny accent
>>220967599doesn't the stupid dog know that English is today's lingua franca?
lmao
>>220967222Icelandic joke:An angloid's car breaks down in front of a gas pump so an employee comes out and says "I'm starving here, I have to eat the car."
>>220966682>19kbbrainless retard moron dipshit loser
Is there something british about this that I'm not gay enough to understand? I assume cutting stuffing out of a pillow is some bong idiom but how does a motorbike cut things
>>220966698No
>>220967222kek
>>220967794Explain.
>>220967981Noel entire shtick is being wacky and absurd. Kinda like Russell brand is verbose and robin williams is zany. He was taling a piss of his personality because he was envious of how much fan adoration he got and wanted to publicly humiliate him it backfired stupendously.
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>>220966682That's Sam Amstel, he is a funny guy.
>>220967981Noel Fielding's man thing is absurd imagery and silly idioms. I've never watched him on his own so I don't know how that works generally, but it worked very well at lending The Mighty Boosh a highly unique and bizarre atmosphere, regardless of what you think of the shows quality. It simply works for him, even if you think he's a one-trick pony or that it's easy to make things up on the spot. So I don't know the context of OPs picture, but the guy attacks him by just explaining Noel's shtick, to which Noel simply responds with his shtick (a silly idiom, 'I'll tear the stuffing out of your pillow'). Then the other guy tries to degrade Noel by showing how easy it is to just make some silly imagery, 'oh with scissors made of glitter?', and Noel again, just keeps cheerfully to his shtick while also calling out the other guys jealousy. Even if the other guy is correct for calling out Noel's very narrow area, I have no idea why he's being so bitter about it, again I don't know the context here.
>>220966733Dutch people are funny without realising because of how brazenly rude they always are
>>220967222You may just be the funniest Dutch man that ever existed.
>>220969765He is a bitter twat, i have seen him ambush other guest. He has that character trait that is oh so much better.
>>220969645Used to be. Look up his specials now.>>220969765With so many pastas from the GPT, to read all that slop's kinda hard for me.
Would be cool is someone actually posted the clip. OP is a retard with his shitty ant image.
>>220969866Not ai slop. A well thought response to your question, dummy kun.
>>220966682What is this, bong humour for ants?
>>220969938>>220969898This shit is for boomers you retards
>>220966682Simon Amstell hasn't ever done anything especially wrong that I can think of but he has such a smug lecturing tone I just can't see him as anything but an unlikeable twat, I have no idea how he became a known face on television for a while (but given it's UK media industry, I assume nepotism/the class element is involved)
>>220969876ant you glad I didn't say orange?
>>220969645>gay jewish vegan teetotalerok anon
>>220966733It's a very low bar to be funnier than Dutch and Nordics
>>220966733Weirdly specific.
>>220969988Smug "clever" "witty" humour was the in thing in the UK in the 2000s and 2010s, I remember being an embarrassing wretch in high school calling someone "bracist" for making fun of someone's braces and shit like that thinking girls would find me smart and have only recently realised that if I'd just said retarded more often it would've worked a million times better. At least Simon Amstell could still be edgy every so often
>>220969765Amstel wasn't bitter, it was just banter
>>220966682People who get into the arts despite having no poetry in their soul saddens me. This guy should be doing math somewhere.
>panel showsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>220970255>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>220970184Nope, legit hate. Learn to spot the difference before you get in trouble. Dont hang around curmudgeons that dislike you.
>>220970312Amstell mocked every person on Buzzcocks, so he hated them all?
>>220970312It was his job to insult the guests. Thats why he's hosting it
>>220970448Yes, getting a job where you can direct your vitriol doesnt it make it any less toxic. Letterman would do tjis with Madonna, paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan and got away with it because it was his shtick. Same with ellen d.
>>220969765I get his schtick I just didn't know if there was something clever about his line I was missing or if it really was just awkwardly nonsensical. Seems it's the latter.
>>220970448>>220970478There is playful ribbing and concentrated vitriol, that you cant differentiate them should alarm you. You are going to be out and about when a brute will be considering hurting you and you will be none the wiser.
>>220967562kek
>>220967799Your iq test came back positive. And your pink eye test was 78.
>>220969866>>220969988>>220970054His interviews were funny because he could pull out and reveal in a funny theatrical way the deep down insecurities of the people he interviewed. For example, I really enjoyed and laughed when he interviewed the lead singer from The Kooks.
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>>220970986So could Patrice O'Neal, it doest make them good entertainment.
>>220970709Weird post
>>220971776Warning you lames to the dangers of the real world. Watch fight kids on gif to see how easy it is to get in trouble.
>>220971812You are a pseud
IM OLD GREGG
>>220967981It's not that you're not gay enough anon, it's that you're not intelligent enough, you're plenty gay
>>220966733The Dutch aren't funny but their language is hilarious. My mom is Danish, and Scandos are the most humorless people on the planet.
>>220972122this is the level of acting craft that makes us the best in the world. yanks take note!
Are the Dutch rude people? I thought Verstappen was just an oddity.
>>220972459settle down ok