I’m jealous of brits, they can sneak munchyboxes into the movie theater.
What level of diarrhoea do these things inflict upon the consumer?
I’ve never had one with a pizza in it
>>220967308I've never had one but don't they often feature a slice of deep-fried pizza? I've seen lots posted that do.
no wonder they age like shit. Their food is browner than the people replacing them
americans must have inherited their fatness from the brits
The middle right one has peas and carrots. Who wants vegetables into their munchy box?
>>220967274Years ago they used to be strict about not letting you take food in, now you can take whatever you want, I'm not sure when it changed or why.
>>220967274>Brits eat this disgusting pigslop while calling Americans fat
>>220967274so britbongs only eat yellowish fried garbage?
>>220967350thats like thanks giving dinner with all the fixings not really a munchie boxbest one of the lot as well
>>220967436Isn’t it just a sunday roast?
>>220967500It's a Sunday roast but shit, no roast potatoes or any of the other good stuff, marshmallows on sweet potato, green beans with a tin of soup poured over it, and they eat a plain roll with it for some reason too.
>>220967547That box has roast potatoes.
>>220967579No gravy :(
>>220967621Yeah, that's unforgivable, unless they give them a plastic tub full of it or something. Can't eat a roast without gravy.
>>220967274Cinemas in UK don't let you bring your own hot food in
>>220967547Are you talking about thanksgiving dinner or the munchy box
>>220967387>britsit's just the scots who do this
If I could I would even ban popcorn in kinos.
>>220967274You couldn't sneak that shit ANYWHERE.
>>220967274I guess they eat all of that while watching the ads and trailers before the lights go out, right? Because there is no way that you can eat all fo that in the dark and not have food all over you.
>>220967769popcorns are needed to prevent ppl from pissing
>>220967738thanksgiving dinner. Munchyboxes are just Scottish boxes full of fried shit you get at a chippy/kebab shop.
>>220967775>>220967274Now den guise. 'Ow you doin? Back on the road again, And today we're heading to Drearyshire Lincaster in Gnarlsbury Town for a nice, wholesome munchie box. C'mon then cameraman let's get goin.
>>220967274for me it's top left. reminds me of simpler times
>>220967789Literally just put the food in your mouth retard.
>>220967810I've never seen the show.
I don't understand why people need to eat so much food in the theater, I prefer watching the movie and then go eat or eat before watching it but I prefer watching the movie focusing on the movie not eating a lot of things. Plus many times eating too much food bothers other people around you. Now that I think about it I'm happy that theaters don't allow people to bring food from outside because that makes that less people are making noises opening bags of chips or eating in general.
>>220967852It's boring. He literally does the same thing in every video. His ratings are utter shit because he doesn't want to affect the business. The only good thing are some qts in the background. But people find it oddly comfy and like ol school youtube. So it works I guess. Too bad about the drama behind the channel.
>>220967886>Too bad about the drama behind the channel.I can't even tell what actually happened there, sounds a bit odd.
>>220967894From my understanding, Danny's partner wanted 50/50 split of the profits. But Danny wanted a bigger share since he was the main draw of the channel. Talks broke down and he left. They even took his lil plastic table and the van. Absolute monsters.
>>220967928It was hard to tell who was telling the truth, I don't truth Danny's slag gf, probably has an influence on him.
>>220967274Each one of those is a weeks worth of food wtf. Do people actually eat this during a single movie?
>>220967947youre a weak little bitch
>>220967305Why do Americans associate this kind of food with diarrhoea? Unless the food is spoiled in some way or you have a food allergy what you eat shouldn't generally be giving you a case of the shits.I feel like I read and hear from so many yanks online that they have frequent issues with their stomachs and are in a regular battle to avoid shitting themselves. What is in your food?
>>220967947That's a fairly small amount of scran for an average- sized person, I'd say?
>>220968017Greasy food does make you have to shit loads, that has nothing to do with being British food. What confuses me is Americans or Europeans in general stating that Mexican or Indian food gives them diarrhea inherently as a reaction to eating it. It makes you shit and typically makes it smell a distinct way, but in no way would I consider that diarrhea. Do Americans just not shit regular healthy shits?
>>220967947>a weeks worth of foodskelly
>>220967274Isn't it funny how Americans look their noses down on muchyboxes even though EVERYONE knows it's EXACTLY the kind of shit they shovel into their mouths on a daily basis?
>>220967274Rolling(bottom right is 9 on top and 0 on bottom)(I want 0)
>>220968105He gained weight again looks fatter
>>220967305Look mate, I’ll be honest. The situation in the bog the next morning is well grim. Especially if you chased it down with a couple of becks.
>>220968105Ok I guess I should ask what those brown/grey ribbons are... is it just roast beef? Do you put anything on it?
>>220967274nice goyslop. make sure to eat it all up, piggy
>>220968225I think they are doner meat
>>220968052it's because 3rd-world water is full of parasites. figure out modern plumbing and then maybe i'll try your weirdass street food
>>220967972>>220968105
>>220968225the brits are now used to such a low standard, any fresh off the boat wog can throw slivers of kebab meat onto a cardboard tray, and they will unironically, wholeheartedly pay money to consume it with their hands, like the subhuman trash they're buying it from.Everywhere else, they make an actual don,er complete with bread, salad and dressing, with a choice of toppings. But not in Britain.
>>220967274ROLLIN
>>220968320>now usedanon our contributions to global cuisine are things like Marmite and the Cornish Pasty, if anything kebabs are an upgrade.
>>220968344jamboy said whatt??
>>2209683293 and 4 look best
>>220968426enjoy your peas and carrots fatso
>>220967274Except center-right it's awful.
>>220968329Give me 2, 4, or 6
>>220967810>Drearyshire Lincaster in Gnarlsbury Townkek
>>220968320>Everywhere else, they make an actual don,er complete with bread, salad and dressing, with a choice of toppings. But not in Britain.u wot m8? That's a normal kebab everywhere across the UK, muchie boxes are an outlier.
>>220968329gimme 5
>>220967274Boxes are a terrible container for these.
>>220968556I have been to your shithole of a country enough times to notice that you people have no standards
>>220967274thats good scran
>>220967274The only people that eat these are the dumb poor people in the lesser parts of the country.They are spiritually american, not true Brits.
>>220968631I remember when I was 12 or so I ate a döner kebab with only meat and sauceIt was alright
>>220968631He's right. You'd have to specifically ask for a tray of kebab meat on it's own if you didn't want it served in pitta bread with salad and sauce.
>british food
>>220968344It's terrible how they made working class brits forget their own national dishes. British cuisine a rich and I tell you this as a frenchman.
>>220969790>dude le jellied eels are better than curry
>>220967808Thanksgiving is just a time to establish your financial class.Whether food is seasoned or not has this weird total dip at like 90k/yr, where the section 8ers are crusting their food in ol' bay and lawrey's, the lower middle class are putting fucking nothing put salt and butter in the chicken, rills, and potatoes, and then the richfags are having chai spice pumpkin pie, rolls with a quartet of fresh herbs, a "Moroccan inspired" beet salad that leaves you sneezing zatar.I have been to and enjoyed all three celebrations. I know it's Thanksgiving but you should be more focused on the company than the food at the end of the day.
>McDonalds stopped doing Supersize cause Americans complained to the government>meanwhile in the land of the free..
Just realised that top one is all school lunch sloppa. that's genius.
>>220967274uno heart attack please!
>>220967362they're losing customers, because no one wants to sit in the "no fun allowed" room, when they have Netflix at home.
>>220967882This very much. I can imagine eating to endure through a shit movie you can't politely walk out from etc. But if it's even half decent I don't understand how you even get the impulse to eat while watching.In general it's like people can't go a couple fucking hours without munching on something and it's really bothersome.
>>220967274You can have any British food you like as long as it's brown. - Henry Ford
>>220967274CANT YOU STOP FUCKIN EATING FOR 90 FUCKIN MINUTES YOU FAT FUCKS
>>220967775Another masterpiece from the highstreets of bongistan>toothless alchies on a mobility scooter>brownoid on a fat bike>foliage of puffer jackets>the heroic englishman with his scran>everything is fucking greyAll arranged in perfect ratio
>>220968294>this mutt thinks you have to travel to India or Mexico to eat that country's food fuckin retard
>>220972494>you have to travel to India or Mexico to eat that country's foodYes.
>>220969790Can't have white people being proud of their country, they might start standing up to commies
>>220972604That's not how that works, mr goblino. Do you travel to Italy every time you want a pizza?
>>220972871To have a real Italian pizza, yes.
>>220972892What if someone from Mexico comes to America to make Mexican food for you?What if you pick up Mexican food in Mexico and then take it across the border into America before you eat it?
>>220972936You can't get real Mexican food ingredients in America>le take food across the border xDYou're being disingenuous, meaning you realized you have no point and I won the argument. Thanks for conceding
>>220972892So if an Italian prepares a pizza in America it's fake? Your logic makes no sense.
>ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M NOT LITERALLY EATING AN ITALIAN DISH RIGHT NOW????why are mutts like this
>>220968052If Indians and Mexicans are preparing it, they often do so as they would have in India or in Mexico (with shit smeared all over their hands)My own marsala has never given me the runs, even as I've added mounds of chopped hot peppers.This discovery did make me realize that I can never go to an Indian restaurant again. Even a fast casual chain, if I see an Indian I turn around and leave- I won't so much as let them scoop me a cone of ice cream.
>>220973215You don't know the difference between marsala and masala you dumb amerimutt. You probably think one jalapeno is "totally hot, bro"And I'm sorry that your cunt has bad hygiene standards. So much for being a first world country. LMFAO
>>220967274For me it's middle left
>>220973125American pizza is better than Italian "pizza."
>>220967338This. Bongs were OG fatsos
>>220973491Not entirely wrong. The variety in toppings makes it better, but deep dish pizza is a crime against humanity.
>>220967405and indian foodcurry and vindaloo are pretty much staples of Britain at this point
>>220968017Americans have dogshit food standards.What we associate exclusively with dodgy kebab shops here is their baseline for fast food chains there. When you tell them that fast food here doesn't just give you ass blasting syndrome by default, they look genuinely confused.What's amazing is that decades of marketing has turned this into some "funny" relatable and somehow unchangeable truth of fast food within their culture. They rationalise its ability to cause illness as a result of low quality ingredients, but can't quite make the leap in logic to the obvious conclusion that the quality of said ingredients could just...be higher.
>>220968017>america america americaI had a grilled chicken, spinach, cucumber, tomato, and blue cheese dressing for lunch and i'm going to take a fibrous rabbit shit later. if i ate one of those instead i would 100% have diahrreah. nothing is "spoiled" you're eating 5k of deep fried carbs of course you're going to shit your ass off
>brits eat fried pizza and fried sausage>ok but america...
>>220967947Jeez anon, I eat a bit too much myself but to eat so little you consider one of those a weeks worth is skeleton tier
>>220968105Judging from this video the dude really was just pretending to be retarded.
>>220967274It's really not fair. America has this reputation for absurd gluttony but I feel completely outclassed whenever I see this shit or like, promotional hamburgers from Asian burger chains.
>>220972871When I want a pizza I don't want a shitty authentic Italian one, I want a superior American bastardized version with adjustments for local Australian tastes.
>>220974407I like both :)
>>220974164They're literally serving bongs their own missing raped children in London kebab shops.
>>220974021i'm not a huge fan but that's basically pasta idk if you even classify as pizza
>>220974021>Ratios are slightly offAaaaaiiiieeee I'm going insaaaaaane!
>>220974527>bread = pasta
>>220974686>basicallyAs in, it's closer to lasagna than pizza.
>>220973625Go look up any british battle on wikipedia and check the pictures of the commanders. one is fatter and uglier than the next
>>220968052>Do Americans just not shit regular healthy shits?Americans don't eat fiber, like the average American diet is literally less than 5g of fiber a day, so when they say Mexican food with a bunch of refried beans then the sudden fiber fucks them up. This is made worse by these cuisines tending to use chili peppers as well, which most (white) Americans also never eat at home. Capsaicin is antimicrobial so they get a double shot of fiber they're not accustomed to and a bunch of their intestinal flora that isn't adapted to capsaicin getting killed off, and they shit themselves.Basically their systems can't handle anything that isn't bland processed slop.
>>220967405Unironically, what are you people expecting to see? It's takeaway food. It's supposed to be deep fried slop. That's kind of the point.You're perfectly welcome to have a salad, if you're gay...
>>220975003>Unironically, what are you people expecting to see?Something like this
>>220974523You know that didn't actually happen, don't you?The "source" is someone mouthing off.If they'd actually done it, they wouldn't have said.
>>220975026Are you one of those people who buys a big mac and complains it doesn't look like the picture?
>>220975065If I go out to buy a Döner right now, it does look like that picture.
>>220975087doubt it
>>220974649It's a fucking tomato pie. Just a disaster.
>>220975087Do it and take a picture
>>220976041Nope, I already ate and I'm not buying extra food for /tv/The guy already lost the argument because he went "nuh uh you're wrong"
>>220967274Smiley fries shaped like Alien Heads? That's cool, is it UK exclusive?
>>220967305They're made by the people who shower most and taught europs to bath
>>220976059desu, if you're fussing over the appearance of fast food, what are you doing?
>>220976570>appearance
>>220967274How much do these things cost?
>>220967274Rolling for bottom right
>>220967274dont even have to sneak it in. cinemas here dont give a fuck. mate of mine took in a fucking full cooked chicken
>>220967305immense
>>220968017Only certain foods do that to me. Every time I eat at BWW I take an explosive liquid shit within the hour without fail.
