I liked the first half...
Same, it had potential but went off the rails.
>>220967464the way the market worked was stupid as fuck
which was worse?Val"it's like watching siblings flirt"erian or Jupiter "mila kunis is repeatedly humiliated" Ascending?
i liked the whole movie, it was stupid but fun. if it had better leads it would be way more admired, they were both stiff, bad actors, and looked like brother and sister.
>>220967464She was fine, he was terrible and unlikeable just like irl
>>220967464Did she disappear from movies? No new kinos with her?
>This dude is totally a chad playboy heartbreaker and in her league and she's afraid to be with him because he'll break her heart I don't undertand the casting decision
>>220967538Jupiter ascending had awesome ship designs. I didnt see enough of the valerian movie to see if they had cool tech. Dj cara is hotter.
>>220967657forgot pic
>>220967674He had to have sucked even more cocks than her for his career he's a total charisma vacuum
> Delevingne is lesbian, which she publicly revealed in 2026hot
>>220967696No shot she's ever munched a carpet in her whole life
>>220967885She had 3 long-term gfs already actually
>>220967647Too busy eating pussy
>>220967464Same. Then as soon as Jelly Rihanna and other stuff happens, it goes to shit. It's too bloated. I've tried to watch it multiple times after my first watch, but I can't.
>>220967464I liked the whole moviebut I grew up in a country that imported stuff from all over the world, not only american slop and animeso the weird rhythm some people talk about was just normal rhythm for me, a lot of european and southeast asian movies are like that
>>220967623>looked like brother and sistergood
>>220968148Fuck off Jelly Rihanna and the intro are the only watchable things in this hot shit.This could have been on the same level as 5th Element if they only got competent writers and main cast.
>>220967674No idea either. The guy does not have 'lead actor' energy
>>220968209Fifth Element didn't have a Jelly Whitney Houston or whoever the fuck. Would've been just as lame. I don't wanna see some dumb sidequest about Jelly. You said it yourself, incompetent writers.
>>220967464Top or bottom half? I think down from belly button she looks sexy
>>220967464Reminds me of them camo stick bugs
>>220967538Valerian at least had that top tier info with Bowie playing, and everything through big market was a lot of fun. Jupiter ascending is just kind of boring and shitty and stupid the whole way through, and the only positive I remember is that one cute chick swimming naked in the pool of glowing cum.
>>220967464I like Cara but an attitude problem is not acting.
>>220967464It coulda have been much better but I still liked it despite the glaring flaws. I think many are just hard up for any sci fi they'll take shit like this and the orville despite it being pretty mediocre. It clearly had a budget and looks good with colorful visuals so at least it had that going
>>220969480Most model actresses are so much worst than her. She knows her limits at least
>>220967674It's so weird that they hired siblings to play lovers.
>>220969546The movie had some of the same production designers as the SW prequels. It was basically a "prequel sequel" visually
>>220967464Nepo cunt cara destroyed imdb boards
>>220969631Like that weird scene with Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver
>>220967538jupiter ascending is catastrophically bad, definitely the worst and yet ive watched it more times than valerian.
>>220969929They can't keep getting away with this.
>>220967464Literally the only good part was the intro.
>>220969929>fucks her brother>fucks a robot>fucks her sonsWhat was her problem??
>>220967647No talent.
>>220967464>Valerian is supposed to be a chisel jawed space hero chad>Laureline is supposed to be a chill and kind of snarky time travelling french girl from the middle agesWho would THEE have cast anons?
This shit was pretty cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Hs8axDk5A
Rihannah is really good in this movie
>>220967464>cara has subtly morphed into a milfy mommy
>>220967885Her house literally has an entire room dedicated to eating pussy
>>220967696>in a recent interview, Delevingne disclosed that her first sexual encounter with a man was very painful Imagine deep-dicking this nepo retard so hard you turn her into a dyke
>>220972509is that a boobjob or she grew her tits in her 30s
>>220969579>MostMost up your ass, THAT SHIT IS NOT ACTING and yes I'd fuck her every day.
>>220972531do the tribbles join in?
>>220973022I think she just globally gained adult weight when she got off the drugs. Apparently she was doing GHB daily.
>>220973263wtf I didn’t type “globally”
>>220972531Living the dream
>>220967464the whole thing is greatyou're all just a bunch of uptight dorks
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>>220967538as trash as Valerian was at least it was never boringJupiter Ascending is a snoozefest
>>220973522Joke's on you, I have no trouble cumming to a blurry thumbnail.
