>Start the bloody /got/hotd/dunk/ before I piss myself!>It's... it's empty, Your Grace!>So GET. MORE.
>>220969625There are no anons, Your Grace.
>>220969625Can we last until the 3rd season of House of the Wyvern by loosely related fetish posts? It usually works.
what did they mean by this
>>220971979'Jew' is High Valyrian for Jew.
>>220969625egg is icsh
>>220971979Green screen looking rough this season in the trailer
>>220969625Post, my dubs demand it
>>220969625>Qualityposting? I've got a dead general to bump! Do you think it's qualityposting that's keeping the general in the catalog? It's shitposting! Shitposting and memes!"
>>220969625Which of the seven kingdoms would you get the best wife from?
>>220973618>Iron IslandsSmells of salt. Face that suffers from windburn. Encourages you to fuck other women.>NorthHairy and musky. Will waste all your food come winter and expect you to go out to 'hunt' so you can die.>ValeWeirdly ceremonial. Will nag you. Has rape fantasies.>RiverlandsEither a completely dead fish in bed, or a massive sluts who have fucked half the castle or village she grew up in.>WesterlandsMassive bitch. Gaudy. Spendthrift.>ReachWill not shut the fuck up. Always has to get the last word in. May or may not be fucking her female friends.>DorneHigh chance she will poison you. Very high chance she will cuck you.>StormlandsWhen drunk she wants to peg you.
>>220973821Vale and Stormlands sound the best then. If you aren't into pegging just don't let her drink.
>>220973370Which is the bigger digits? Quintuples or singles?
In 299 AC who is the best waifu to marry, politically or for a wife?
>>220974043Quints.
>>220974265Margaery. She brings with her the Reach, and within it the Tyrell-Redwyne-Hightower power bloc. She is also attractive and intelligent. On paper Sansa should bring a power bloc, but the Vale is unreliable under Lysa and just throughout Westerosi history the Riverlands is the weak link the North-Riverlands-Vale alliance given its lack of defence and internal division. The North is also just periphery to everything else and without any, or unwilling under Ned, to exert power in the south. Sansa is good maybe if you are some Northern lord or Northern lord's son, she is questionable if you are in the south. Compared to Margaery she also just has no fucking idea how to properly navigate politics and she is shit at figures and sums so you cannot even trust her to manage your household.
I need 20 good posts.
>Friday. The Red Keep. You'll be there. I told Varys you're doing it, don't you show me up. You're Mister Hand of the King. >no... I'm retired...>Yes, Red Keep. Yes, Hand King. YES! YES!
>>220973821Doesn't the north bathe more than other places because they have active hot springs, or am I misremembering
Valarr should’ve been a girl and survived the spring sickness, it would’ve made more sense if she was the targ that Dunk impregnated instead of Egg’s sister that is only 1 year older than the latter
>>220974499It is specifically Winterfell. It is build over a natural hotspring and the castle has some sort of plumbing that moves the heat around the castle. It is more emphasised as a heating thing for winter, and Winterfell is notable for being built over such hotspring.
Is House of the Dragon worth watching? I dropped GoT after season 4 but I've been rereading the books recently.
>>220974756No. First season starts okay but it gets worse and worse. The showrunners tried too hard to make one side morally superior to the other at the expense of the narrative, to make them a girlboss queen.
>>220974756Nah it’s faggot shitStick to the books
>Northmen>Reachmen>Valemen>Westermen>Rivermen>Ironborn>Stormlanders>Crownlanders>Dornish>Freefolk>SkagosiWho are the chads of Westeros?
>>220974988Faith of the Seven Northmen in and around White Harbor.
>>220974988Rivermen are the bullied losersIronborn and Crownlanders are niggersStormlanders or Valemen.
>>220973821>Norf and Dorne are the worstFigures.
>>220973299luke is icsh
>self-inserting as ser Criston being Rhaenyra's whoreCringe.>self-inserting as ser Criston being queen Alicent's whoreBased.>self-inserting as ser Criston being king Aegon's whoreBased beyond belief.
>>220974559I’m glad he died
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*Why is Dorne so based?
>*teaches your kids some Dornish*
>>220974756First season has some good bits, mainly due to good acting, but overall suffers from a bad script and some really stupid changes from the source material. Last episode has a scene that's comparable to the worst of lategame GoT. Second season is terrible and doubles down on every mistake made in S1. There isn't even payoff for the massive amounts of yuri hints we get.
>>220976181built for BMC
Baelor is so fucking hot
>>220976181ew
>>220976462Found the sword swallower
>>220976448Sorry, wrong pic.
>>220974458kek
>>220976364>Last episode has a scene that's comparable to the worst of lategame GoT.I have forgotten so much of it. Which scene? Aegon's coronation?
Aemond should have a Strong season.
Which one of you freaks is excited for the Aemond x Alicent kiss? I know there has got to be at least one of you.
Reminder that only these houses can be considered truly loyal and honourable:>Bar Emmon>Velaryon>Massey>Farring>Follard>Chyttering>Seaworth>Horpe>Peasebury>Fell>Wylde>Grandison>Morrigen>Wensington>Meadows>Cobb>Scales>Buckler>Whitewater>Foxglove>Suggs>Penny>Blackberry>Estermont>Gower
>>220979794Almost based, but you put v*laryon in there, and they are not based
>>220979848sorry but they remained loyal to the true king so they are more based than most houses
>>220969625Why do Dornish men patrol their beaches?Also how the fuck are there no sharks? Sharks are literally everywhere in the ocean.
>As you remained loyal to King Aerys when your brother raised his banners?How do you reply without sounding mad?
>>220980339Aerys, If you only knew... that was a hard choosing. My blood or my liege. My brother or my king.But my king broke his oath to the realm by murdering dozens of nobles, fathers and sons, without trial, and then ordered the death of a lord paramount for no cause, thus severing any ties of fealty between he and his subjects.
I haven't been here since the AKOTSK finale. Any good WEBM's or memes since then?
WHORES AND LICKSPITTLES
Baelor the Based
>>220975745season 1 bran is icsh
>>220980413
Why does Ramsay burns winterfell on book 2? Roose already told him that they would betray Robb?
poppa bear?
POPPA BEAR!
>be a bodyguard for a few hours>stay alive the entire show>become head of house tyrell out of nowhere>become master of coin for no reasonwhy did the writers like this guy so much?
>>220974559Dunk is only 16-18 years old.
bear poppa ...
please, ser.
>>220984154Because Jerome Flynn is charismatic as fuck
leaks suggest a kiss between aemond and alicent. thoughts?
>>220985608based based based
>>220971193The show should have adapted the part where Arya gets her bare butt whipped.
>>220984154>likeThey were in a rush to end it as quickly as possible.
>>220985608Surely that is just going to be a motherly kiss on the cheek or forehead or something.
>>220985943nope it's a full lip lock kiss. aemond initiates
>>220985493he looks like a creepy night janitor
>>220984154Because enough people in the audience liked him and the writers either are just too retarded to think how nonsensical it all is or, in what is a different form of retardation in this context, just found it funny.
Now that Alysmond is on the table (although a very unsexy oedipus version of it) is the baby actually Aemond’s or did Alys get pregnant by Daemon already during his wet dream about his Mom?
why did HotD go downhill so quickly?
>>220987075Just the time period we live in.
>>220987075Asian diaspora lesbian.
>>220973618This makes me think we know actually so little about the culture of the Stormlands beyond vague martial culture that really all of Westeros ultimately has. Beyond Brienne who is a freak as to not suitably apply, it is also not as if there are all that many meaningful female characters from the Stormlands. You have Borros Baratheon's daughters, but there is very little of detail to them. Robert's mother we essentially no nothing meaningful about her personality. Am I missing anyone obvious?
>>220987328No, you're correct. The Stormlands is the least fleshed out of the regions of Westeros.Hell, even their AWOIAF entry seems like it was written by AI.
>>220984154it's a shame they never tried to adapt any of his actual story in AFFC, it would have been great
>>220987328There is Argella Durandon I guess.
>>220987075showrunners are too political
>>220987075Alicent and Rhaenyra are both equally annoying and not in an entertaining way
What are the lore implications of Aerea being a man?
>council scene>misogynist man suggests using a dragon to do something instead of just sitting around>girlboss responds "Do YOU have a dragon? No, didn't think so" to dismiss him
should I wait for the knights of the seven to finish or just read the book? I'm impatient
>>220973518>promptly procedes to shitpost...
>>220976258Why's that granny's tummy so big? Stone baby?
>>220991609Feasting on lamprey pie everyday while your subjects get burnt by dragons will do that to you.
>>220991746wouldn't eating a lamprey pie be a painful experience?
>>220992231For you.
>This is the worst nameday of my life
>>220992693So far *unzips dick*
>>220992734...and fucks Lyonel while she watches*
Thoughts?Also what inane question should I bother ai with?
>>220992936>Thoughts?yeah. kys
>>220992936
>>220992734Her disappointment is your micro-penis.
>>220992936>Thoughts?>Also what inane question should I bother ai with?according to chatgpt itself>The first part seems to be asking for feedback or evaluation, but there is no preceding statement or work to assess, so no specific thoughts can be given.>For the second part, an example of an inane or trivial A Song of Ice and Fire question could be something like: "Which character would win in a cooking contest?" or "How many times does Tyrion wink in the series?" Such questions are frivolous and entertain curiosity without advancing understanding of the plot, themes, or character development.
>>220992936>>220973821Why use AI for these things. ChatGPT it will probably flag a lot of stuff or give you nonsensical answers. You are only going to get anything from it if you guide it into something or give it so much reference material, and even then it is just rehashing stuff. This is its response to that anons post of what it thought of it -Iron Islands – Salt-heavy maritime austerity package. Low comfort, high humidity, relationship comes with built-in open policy whether you asked for it or not.North – Survivalist difficulty setting. Domestic logistics include food rationing, extreme weather exposure, and a strong likelihood of being assigned physically demanding tasks you did not volunteer for.Vale – Highly ritualised domestic environment. Strong emphasis on etiquette and protocol, with interpersonal communication that tends towards correction and formal oversight.Riverlands – Statistically inconsistent. Outcomes vary between low engagement domestic compatibility and socially complex local reputation management.Westerlands – High expenditure household model. Strong emphasis on status display, with continuous resource allocation required to maintain baseline expectations.Reach – High communication load environment. Constant dialogue, frequent negotiation of final word ownership, extensive social connectivity overhead.Dorne – High-risk, high-autonomy culture. Strong emphasis on independence, with elevated uncertainty in trust and alliance stability.Stormlands – High variance temperament profile. Periodic volatility with significant behavioural shifts under alcohol exposure, requiring robust tolerance for unpredictability.- but it does not really understand it, it is just mashing together words and only got to such a response that is, and it is not even really that, funny rather than waffle or refusing to engage. There must be better ways to shitpost than this.
>>220987385Why is that?
>>220985608I am starting to think the showrunners have a Oedipus complex if this is true given what there was with Daemon and his mother also done.
>>220976181Is she Salty Dornish or Sandy Dornish?
>>220993787The true origins of the stormlands contain Spoilers for the lore of Asoiaf and that’s why it seems so vague and underdeveloped
>>220973618The Vale of course, unless you're a homo who can't get it up like Daemon.
>>220984154There is zero reason for this nigga to still be in the show after S4.
>>220974559They're probably going to age up Daella soi wouldn't worry about it.
how can people look at this and not just laugh
>>220995751I can't for sure.
>>220969625Just give the general something for the pain and let it die.
>>220995751>Race swap all the Velaryons to black even though it kind of makes no sense>Cut Nettles, the only black characterGenuinely don't understand the thought process
>>220995884Nettles storyline makes Daemon and Rhaenyra look worse so no wonder the hacks cut her.
>>220995884The Nettles arc makes Daemon look like a pedo groomer and Rhaenyra like the maegor with tits she is. At this point I'm not even sure if Sunfyre is going to eat her given the amount of plot armor.
>>220996034>At this point I'm not even sure if Sunfyre is going to eat her given the amount of plot armor.I think so only so they can play her as badass defiant, Aegon pathetic, and the scene as being so complete injustice and tragedy.
>>220996114I wouldn't be surprised if Sunfyre chokes and dies right after swallowing her whole.
I wonder which one will play during Bloodraven and Bittersteel's duelhttps://youtu.be/oehleaz0acUhttps://youtu.be/O3lHinaud8k https://youtu.be/outAjKU72cQ
>>220994461Remember that original gods of first men were not the weirwood trees, but gods of storm and sea, from who Baratheons are descended.
>>220996034Our king Joffrey the Gentle made sure that Sunfyre will eat her.
>>220997567
>>220997643>Mournful
>>220997643>murderedMurder is unlawful killing though.
>>220982216Kek
....semoc eH
>>220995816what is dead may never die
>>220998700!on, on, oN
>>220996034They already had Daemon groom his underage niece for sex. It’s hilarious to see Redditors actually defending it now.
>>220999244I WILL KILL EVERYBODY WHO IS DEAD! EVERYONE WHO HAS DIED WILL BE KILLED!
>>220996034>The Nettles arc
Gods, I was a boar th-
Fresh OC from /qst/
>>221001602>FreshThis was posted weeks ago
>>220969625will they put in an "i'll suck your dick and eat your shit" moment for Aemond or Aegon?
>>220979768now that you've mentioned it. i am indeed excited. i hope for a full sex scene with Rhaenyra as well.
>>220980068>Why do Dornish men patrol their beaches?to guard against smugglers>Also how the fuck are there no sharks?not all seas have sharks
>>220986394and creepy night janitors are charismatic as fuck
>>220985608hot
>>220987075it was always shit but the big time skips allowed people to have their own headcanons and excuse the shitty writing.>Sapochnik recalls. “‘If you really focused in on the patriarchy’s perception of women, and the fact that they’d rather destroy themselves than see a woman on the throne.’ That wasn’t a perspective I have ever told before. I think it made this show feel more contemporary too.”>“We said, ‘What if Alicent is like “Women for Trump,” and Rhaenyra’s like punk rock?’” Anarchy in Westeros? Count us in.https://www.empireonline.com/tv/news/house-of-the-dragon-is-about-the-patriarchys-perception-of-women-exclusive-image/>The “House of the Dragon” actress, who took over the role of Alicent Hightower from Emily Carey due to a series time jump, revealed that co-showrunners Miguel Sapochnik and Ryan Condal advised her to find inspiration from the disgraced former president. The series creators told Cooke to view the character Queen Alicent like a “woman for Trump.”https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/house-of-the-dragon-olivia-cooke-trump-1234766026/
>>220990616read the books. Dunk and Egg stories aren't connected.
>>220985608Finally a reason to watch, at least that episode.
>>220995069based and bronze pilled
>>220974559My wife
>>220973299>>220975745>>220981982What the fuck does icsh even mean?
>>220979794>No Florent>>220974559>>221004997Wouldn't Baelor be entirely unable to fit into armour designed for a woman?
>>221005224Why Florent?
Reminder that Walder Frey was loyal to Robb Stark and committed everything to his cause.Robb betrayed him.Walder Frey would have fought to the bitter end for Robb if Robb hadn't betrayed the marriage pact.
>>220973518>Then we're no better than /trek/!
>>221005268Because they remained loyal to the One True King>>221005776Walder Frey betrayed his oaths to his liege lord and instead demanded self-serving terms to let the Northern armies cross his bridge.Robb betraying those terms was wrong, but Walder should have never demanded them in the first place so should also be justly punished.
>>221005776By this logic the moment the Freys arrived at Riverrun, the Tullys should have Red Wedding'd them to pay them back for breaking their oath to Hoster in the first place.The (((Freys))) deserve TFD, nothing more and nothing less
>>221005860>>221005944Walder Frey never betrayed his oaths to Riverrun, he was mustering his levies and the Tullys went and lost two battles before he could march south.As a northern lord, Robb had no claim to Walder Frey's fealty. Yet Walder graciously offered to offer his service in exchange for a fair agreement.Robb violated it.
>>221005975He betrayed his oaths by refusing to let Robb, the kinsman of his liege, aid said liege.And even if he hadn't, his payback to Robb for Robb's own betrayal of his oath violates the laws of the gods themselves, so regardless of anything else he has betrayed them and deserves eternal damnation in all seven hells.
>>221006004He had no oath or obligation to a lord from another kingdom. Simple as.Robb betrayed his own oaths (violating the laws of gods), so Walder was justified in seeking justice.
>>221006085>He had no oath or obligation to a lord from another kingdom. Simple as.He had an oath to his liege, Robb was the kinsman of his liege seeking to assist him. As a man who goes on and on about family loyalty, at best Walder Frey should have immediately allowed Robb to go and assist Hoster.>Robb betrayed his own oaths (violating the laws of gods), so Walder was justified in seeking justice.As the story of the Rat Cook shows, even if another man violates the laws of the gods and wrongs you, you are not allowed to violate them yourself to seek vengeance.
has it leaked yet?cmon hbo leak it you need to build hype
>>221006159>He had an oath to his liegeExactly, and to the king.NOT to Robb. I accept your concession.>As the story of the Rat Cook showsNot exactly going to take a Stark story as an objective one. Robb betrayed Walder and got hundreds of Frey men killed, Walder had to seek justice.
>>221006085>so Walder was justified in seeking justiceThe only thing Freyniggers are justified in seeking is an audience with a braided rope
>>221006210>Nooo, you don't understand, I had to break guest right because I just did okayThe Long Night can't come soon enough for (((Freys)))
>>220995069He looks so retarded in that cloak.
>>220995069>It's a massive deal that Brienne wears armor because she's a woman>A noblewoman of House Royce randomly wears armor while hunting despite the Vale being the most conservative Andal culture>The armor is retarded boobplate to bootDid any HotD writer actually read the source material? I'm shocked they didn't also put her in armored heels.
>>221006195scripts have been leaked yes
>>221006425That aint what I mean I want the full epThey're playing it early for a week at some event, it will probably leak
>>221006341>and soon developed a mislike of his lady wife, whom he called "my bronze bitch," after the runic bronze armor worn by the lords of House Royce.
>>221006537>after the runic bronze armor worn by the lords of House Royce>the lords of House Royce>lordsOh, did she transition?
>>221006574>did she transition?YesTo a quadriplegic
>>221006574She is the head of house Royce, that's why she was married to Daemon.His insult wouldn't make sense if she didn't wear armor.
rhaenyra is on her chud the builder arc
>>221006962>Now Baela is Nettles too
>>221006962christ this show is a wreck lol
>tfw no lore accurate Alicent
>>221007293having everyone with blonde hair would be confusing
Unironically why would you back anyone but the Lannisters in the War of the Five Kings?They're rich, powerful, let by a masterful patriarch with excellent military skill.Meanwhile the opposition are:>Renly, a gay loser with no claim>Stannis, an autist with no army>Robb, an oath-breaking boy>Balon, the dumbest guy in the books
>>221006626This is like saying calling Starks and Northmen 'wolves' makes no sense because most of them don't have direwolf companions
>>221007613Tywin is a legally retarded autist who tries to apply a formula consisting of "raping the peasantry" to every problem he encounters.Aligning yourself with Tywin Lannister is like aligning yourself with a downie currently in the process of smashing a square wooden block into a round hole.
>>221007613>excellent military skill.He was outsmarted by a teenager
>>221007613lannisters are the smart guy faction. most anons are intimidated by that.
>>220969625robert is like 6'10 in the books
>>221007613It's noteworthy that Robb feared to fight him. He constantly avoided confronting Tywin. The three times northern troops actually confronted Tywin's host, they always lost.
>>221007613Stannis is the rightful king. Simple as.
>>221007397>having everyone with blonde hair would be confusingYet they gave Rhaenys blonde hair instead of canon Baratheon dark to not confuse the normies on why she's got a dragon or "her grandchildren", imagine being so scared of normies thinking rhae rhae's bastards might actually be Laenor's cause grandma has dark hair as well. Condom and Hessterical deserve to get dragged behind a carriage.
>>221008163Rightful how? His brother usurped the throne.
>>221008172>that interview where they talk about Rhaenys being the Hillary Clinton of Westeros because it was her turn to be queen
why didnt dunk fuck the 14 year old princess
>>221002705Nah I'm an ocean fag and sharks are everywhere except bullshit bullshit like the dead sea
Well i just made it to season 6 on my rewatch. Nothing to look forward to now i guess. Season 2 and 3 were peak and probably only good part of the show. Season 4 is fine i guess. Five is starting to fall apart and 1 was just meh.The danny saga was never good and it was obvious she was a fucking terrible ruler who was going to do what she did.
>>220987075White women and minorities
>>221002705>>221008564i always assumed it was dry sarcasm at jamie's obviously bullshit story
>>221007858Fawning over designated smart guy factions like the lannsiters and the citadel is overcompensating dunderhead behavior.People with an IQ above 110 don't take the contrivance-filled setting seriously and are here for dashing knights.
>>220994033definitely salty dornish
>>221009936What seperates goodmen from poormen.
>>221005008Anon is icsh
>>220984154This guy is gonna be facing a Redwyne-Hightower rebellion/civil war the moment he sits his ass in high garden.
>>220982262Maybe, or mayhaps he's just a chaotic selfish dick. I don't remember, I would need to reread the book. There's this whole thing with the Hornwood widow and Ramsey forcibly marrying her and then starving her to death to claim the land, betraying the Starks and pissing off Manderly, since she was his cousin.
>>220982262Yeah.Walder and Roose saw the writing on the wall when Stannis lost at Blackwater.
/got/I was looking for you in the Catalogs
>>221010846We were not there, woe to the Odyssey threads if we had been.
Aargh
>>221007881>Robb feared to fight him.The Northmen/Riverlands forces were outnumbered by the Westermen and Tywin held the Ruby Ford and Harrenhal.Of course GRRM having Tywin move up thru the Riverlands to attack Robb who was raiding the Westerlands is complete nonsense and makes no military sense, as he'd be leaving both Roose Bolton's and Edmure Tully's forces behind him.
>>221011317>The Northmen/Riverlands forces were outnumbered by the WestermenNot really, Robb had around 6,000 men with him, Edmure had at least 11,000 and Roose had at least 10,000.Tywin had started with 20,000 but lost a couple thousand men between warring through the riverlands and the Green Fork.>Of course GRRM having Tywin move up thru the Riverlands to attack Robb who was raiding the Westerlands is complete nonsense and makes no military sense, as he'd be leaving both Roose Bolton's and Edmure Tully's forces behind him.Yes and no. It doesn't fit Tywin's strategy, but he *had* to do it or his army would come apart. Robb was seizing castles and goldmines in the Westerlands, and remember that most of the Lannister host were feudal levies from different houses. If Tywin didn't show he could protect their lands, his host would start to come apart. That was the point of Robb's strategy, to force Tywin to react to him by making him either abandon the riverlands entirely or see his army fall apart around him. Remember in Arya's Harrenhal chapters how low morale is among the Westermen?
>>221005776yeah Robb was a dishonorable fuck
>>221006195i would like to discuss Emilia!
>>221012698Fake, Alys wasn't 12.
>>220969625>2 days and 4 hoursAnon... I dreamed /got/ was active.
>>221009996i used to be icsh now i'm just vh
>tfw when you have to kill your wife because you get bored
>>221014782>>tfw when you have to kill your wife because you can't get it up
>>221013609it's Ottover
how do you expect their romance to go in the books ?
>>221015036Non-existent, like the books themselves.
>>221015036fatally
>>221013609Should be "I dreamed /got/ was dead" since Aemon was indeed old, you IDIOT
>>221012247She was so badly miscast in so many things. Game of Thrones included.
>>221010963He deserved it.
>>221013609Only two more weeks, bros. Then we get an all-new season of high-octane kinography that will energize the discussion for years to come. We've /got/ this.
>>221015036I'm tired of Johnny and Danielle, thank god fatman will never write the books.
>>221006574No, but a woman can hold the title of lord. If you want an IRL example, Jadwiga of Poland was the KING of Poland, not Queen, because she was its ruler. Just like Cleopatra was Pharaoh.
>>221012756120, mayhaps.
>>221016316Jadwiga was a king because Polish word for queen (królowa) literally means "(wife) of the king".
>>221007613>Stannis, an autist with no armyI like Stannis but it's a stronger argument to paint Stannis as an apostate than as an autist
The character in game of thrones that most resembles me in appearance and personality is probably khal drogo, wbu?
>>221019169Brown Ben Plumm except my hair is black and I'm not balding
Jacaerys can time travel now?
