What's his fucking problem?
the a stands for asshole
>kinoplex doesn't enforce no singles policyWhat movie?
>>220970036actually hes really tall and doesnt wanna be blocking anyones view + appreciates the leg room
>>220970012>J1The fuck is his problem, why is he that close to H1 and H2
>>220970012he's a lonely fat loser with no friends, no family, nothing to live for..except going to the movies each weekend and getting the absolute best seat in the theatre
hmmmmmmmmm manlet
>>220970062Badlands
>>220970012yup, that's me
probably a manlet who doesn't want to risk having a tall person in front of him
>>220970087or he could, you know, be a regular guy who wanted to see a movie (probably on a weekday) after a long day at work. People who think the kinoplex should strictly be for social outings are self-conscious fags.
>>220970012The people on the far sides are freaks
>>220970087>best seatNah the front row sucks ass and you must hate your neck. Also going solo to the movies is pretty nice depending on the movie
>>220970087>the absolute best seatIt's the worst seat you mongoloid. Best seats are several rows up
>>220970012forgot his glasses
>>220970012He's a true cinephile and a king among men
>>220970012he just picked that on the stupid screen thing and is actually going to sit wherever he wants
>>220970667Actually its the best seat for people who want to masturbate in peace that offers the best value. Seats in the back are way more expensive, entrances are at the back or several rows behind. In the first row noone bothers you and your nut can be disposed easily on the floor and not hit a person in front of you.
>>220970207Yapping that kind of bullshit is what got my friend in the popcorn mines
>>220970930What? All seats are the same price.
>>220970012>get my ticket middle of back row when arriving at theater like 10 hours before show>not a single other ticket sold>as the movie is starting two women buy the tickets next to meWTF who does that? There's like 7 rows with nobody in them, don't sit next to me
>>220971016Depends on location and chain, but a lot of places charge more for better seats.
>>220970189Yeah I could see that.
That man’s name? Front-row Joe.Also, if you buy 2 tickets on the very back row, they are required to check if you are having sex throughout the movie. Pick seats near the front, then just go back there.
have irritable bowel syndrome so may need to rush to the bathroom, can't risk having to cross over 10 people if the show fills up. So it's either an aisle seat in the back or front row.
>OP doesnt know about the designated shooter seat
>>220970012I'm thinking E-C-A/7 are some kind of autism teamEither that there are really 7 singles and 3 couples at the whole showing, kekI admire the dislike for other people of L17 and J1, willing to put up with a shit seat even in an empty theater just to maximize the chances of no one noticing them pitifully off to the side by themselves. Actually this is probably He-Man and they're 48 yo dudes.
>>220970012This is actually the new chad seat because women keep pulling our their phones
>>220970012J1 bought his ticket so he can stealth video tape H1 and H2 the entire movie.
>>220972465The showing is two weeks away
>>220970012I like to book a seat next to a single seat just so ill have someone to talk to during the movie when i turn up drunk.
>>220970508EVERY movie showing i go now there are these people who sit on the far sides. Usually old people, but not always. I don't know if it's because it's easier to go to the bathroom or they simply want to avoid getting someone else sitting next to them. Either way it's insane
>>220970087What the fuck are you talking about, you take that shit back. I don't watch movies
For me it's L20
>>220970012J1 is probably a male stalker of the female member of H1/2 couple.
>>220970012Holy population decline. Where is this?
I would assume it's a person in a wheelchair
>>220970012is that the prince charles cinema OP?the front seats aren't THAT close to the screen if I remember correctly
>>220973438London. See >>220972719>>220973466Yeah
>>220970687
>>220970012Those seats look terribly small and cramped
j1 and l17 should just piss in a cup and dump it on the seat at the end of the movie like everyone else
>>220970687ha
>>220970103Seriously?I would actually go to a theater to see that.
>>220970930>Seats in the back are way more expensiveWhat kind of third world country do you live in where this is a thing?>>220971576Oh… sounds about right
>>220975543Yeah, I'll have the day off work so I might go
>>220970012Maybe he's blind.
>>220972842100% bathroom
