>he gets the bear of lovelollmao even
honestly if you HAD to be a wild animal, being a bear has to be in the top 10% rightsurely thats better than being a vole or something
>>220971087Why are bears so cuddly and cute when they are actually very dangerous and would murder our ancestors?
>>220971087americans already have the right to bear armsa bit redundant
>>220971755Hmm, they're also large and brown, guess they are bears afterall.
>>220971087I’d rather be an eagle r an orca
>>220971154Tibetan Mastiff problems. Too powerful and animal for all that muscle to be used for anything but murder.
>>220971154like all mamals they just want a big mommy full of milk
fuck this movie for getting that WE'RE ON THE WAY song stuck in my head
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>>220971087The best choice besides Human is a Killer Whale easy.However being a bear is really not that bad compared to all the other options in the animal kingdom.
>>220972063phil collins + disney = kino
Things from my childhood just can't stop dying, RIP
>>220970777From the thumbnail I thought the image was a gilf with huge tits, kinda disappointed.
>>220973377Same.
>>220972175>Swim around in freezing dark waters for your entire life>Only occasional joy is torturing a seal/porpoise to death >Non-zero chance that you're born into Sea World and live in a kiddie pool doing tricks for obese goyim until you die of despair
