he's a big dragon
for you
wrong pic
>>220970789Glaurung was just a big toad? KWAB
>Ancalagon the Big
Ancalagon the Square Cubed
>Ancalagon the Big Black DreadcockWtf tolkien
>>220970882KWABOTY even
>>220970789What the fuck did he eat? You can't grow sheep and fish fast enough to feed something that big on a routine
>>220971103Dragons in Middle-earth are Maiar in buffed up lizard shape.They don't have to eat. Smaug and Glaurung didn't eat either they just sat on their mountain of gold and napped.
>>220971147>Tolkien dragons are neetsOh my God, he's a legend for a reason. Thanks for the lore.
>>220971147>lazy beasts napping on useless crap all dayThat's just cats anon
>>220971209fire breathing cats though
>>220970789What if Ancalagon raped Smaug
>>220971209It is what makes dragons so perfect.
>>220971829The only hint about this situation comes from HoMe where in 'round Arda cosmology' Morgoth tries to rape Arien and she explodes.In other words it would be hot
>Aragon in the films has a beardfine, they made a mistake, they just wanted an actor to look handsome.>Cirdan the Shipwright has a beard IN THE BOOKTOLKIENFAGS EXPLAIN
>>220971945I wonder why a male who never expressed interest in women through all 11k years of his life would need a 'beard'.
Eragon had cooler dragons than The Lord of the Rings.
>>220971976COULD elves be gay?not looking for some Tumblr 'interpretation'. could Tolkien's elves, actually, just be gay?
>>220971977Gooner spotted
>>220971977I haven't read Eragon, does it have a spellcasting dragon that tricks a man into knocking his sister up?
>>220971977You should shut the fuck up nigger
>>220971993No, I'm just shitposting.
>>220972000
>>220972000nah. in Eragon, they just fuck each other while their teenage riders (friends) can telepathically feel everything that's happening between them.
Has there been a single good dragon recently, like one that actually gets to be a character?
>>220971977>want to make story about dragons>what should I name it?>take Dragon, change first letter one space to E>It's genius! My day's work is done.Bravo
>>220972276>o hip-bip jolly-ho, which mountain are we adventuring to today, then? The Lonely Mountain, the mountain that is lonely, or Mt Doom, the mountain full of doom?Linguistic genius at work.
>>220972235Vrtra from FfXIV I guess.
>>2209707894u
>>220970789It’s a shame he appears in like one paragraph
im a sucker for gigantic characters in fiction
>>220971977wow has cool dragons
>>220972482Well then are we sure the size wasn't some sort of writing error
>>220971977what makes teen ass eragon dragons cool? are they bigger? are they more monstrous? do they have insane breath powers?
>>220972361i called my mountains the Bearded Mountains because they're covered in a beard of snow, that and dwarves live there
>>220972361>it's a "retarded anon thinks 'doom' means 'bad thing'" post
>>220972558It's stated that he was the greatest of the winged dragons. When he was killed he fell and destroyed Thangorodrim. Which were three mountains Morgoth built of his fortress. So everyone assumes he's just absolutely massive.
>>220972361>>220972276You think that's bad? This guy's name is Sam Porter Bridges because he takes cargo from place to place and builds bridges.
>AD&D dragons>colour-coded for your convenience>each colour dragon gets its own breath weapon>(fire breath, ice blast, whatever)>green dragon spews out chlorine which is METAL AS FUCK >2000s/3rd Edition rolls around>'hey, kids are confused by this whole "chlorine" thing. it's green, mind if i make it acid instead?'>'well the BLACK already spits aci--'>'great! thanks, Monte! acid it is.'fuck you Hasbro.
>>220972814not even being a dick, i have no standards for games.the most famous game character was once 'Jumpman', the man who jumps.
>>220972815In 4e they spit poison.
For me? It's Dragonlance.
>>220970789
>>220972902>no dragons of summer day
>>220970882He's the King of dragons
>>220970882Don't insult the GOAT of incest manipulation
>>220972651I called my mountains the Brokeback Mountains because dwarves live there.
>>220973207Glaurung really deserved that belly stab.
>>220973390Turin gave his sister a belly stab
>>220973297More like Brokebuck Mountains
>>220973390>But the worst of all his deeds thou shalt feel in thyself.I think Turin did worse than consensual sex with his wife.
>>220970789Ancalagon the Blacked
>>220973493He's talking about the incest baby she's pregnant with.
>dragons are actually sapient and very wise even though they act like rabid dogs and kill or enslave everyonewhoever came up with this shit is a fucking retard
>>220972815to this day I have DND monster manuals with pictures and I'll sit there for an hour or two every now and again and just browse, recently got another one that was creatures from the multiverse, some kinda ridiculous but others a great addition to the collection
>>220973528*consensual baby-making sex with his wifeThe horror.
