Hard not to think we're witnessing the birth of a superstar in Clavicular
>>220971994Shut up, faggot.
>>220971994Zoomer "looksmaxxing" body horror movie seems like an easy $500 mill.
>>220971994Kek this dude is trans(human)
>>220971994He already fell off>>220972059He's the world's first male to male transgender
>>220971994This man could not be more of a fag
>>220971994The modern day metrosexual. Next thing you know he'll start shilling some makeup-for-males product because the cosmetic industry would love nothing more than for men to be as obsessed with their shit as women are.
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>>220972081>literally every steroid-using bodybuilder
>>220972034The Substance but male-centric. A brave director will make it mirror tranny body dysmorphia
>>220972034>The Substance 2: Electric CHUDalooThere could be a scene where he's hammering his cheek bones and the hammer goes through his face.
>>220971994His novelty is already wearing off and he'll be just one of many kick streamers.
>>220972146The Substance but the substance is meth
He's Zyzz without a soul
>>220972423He's basically autist zoomer Zyzz
Clavicular is poised to be a MAJOR star
LOL look at this incel Literally did the leg breaking thing. How long until some random crazy “fan” kicks his shin and it shatters?
>>220971994The fact that this dork is still uncomfortable and awkward in every social situation just goes to show that charisma trumps looks every single time, especially looks attained through plastic surgery.
>>220972461He skipped body day
>>220972461Ronan Farrow’s mom Mia made him get this same procedure
>>220972505he’s the son of woody allen. He’s practically disabled with those genes. He gets a pass
>>220972491he's also still shy and insecure despite abusing all the anti anxiety meds all at once. Also he sucks at debating and his only power move is walking away while being angry.
That guy 100% has gay sex (anal!) on the regularEw!
>>220972577and yet he still gets to be a media figure because he's cute, which 4chan told me doesn't work for men.
>>220972461I've honestly never understood this shit. Your kids don't inherit your height when you only got tall through surgery, so you're just passing down the same insecurity to the next generation.
>>220972461DId he actually get leg lengthening surgery?
>>220971994I bet if you threw a sports ball of any kind at him, he would awkwardly flail and drop it lole
>>220972461I'm only 1.85, god I wish my dad was rich as fuck so I could do the surgery
>>220972598he gets to be a media figure because he's a jew
Holy shit. The judge who sentenced Clavicular unironically mogged himhttps://x.com/Pulcys/status/2055462798524617079Is this how it works? An eternal cycle of mogging?
>>220972608He’s already infertile from abusing hormones and needs meds to get hard. His balls don’t produce sperm any more. So that’s not a worry
>>220972598He's a "media figure" because most normal people think he's a clown. He should jestermaxx at this point.
>>220971994>>220972461This is what mental illness looks like. Chasing after an abstract ideal beauty more often than not leads to extreme vanity and body dysmorphia. Only a retard didn't think this was coming.
this dude is the most obvious CIA plant in maybe the history of time
4chanmaxxing rn
>>220972461i cant believe he did this its so sad
>>220971994I saw the Michael Douglas/Matt Damon biopic of Liberace a few years ago.Liberace made his male lovers go through plastic surgery to look more like himselfI'm pretty sure this guy is someones younger lover.
>>220972461It was worth it for him to become 5’11
>>220971994why are indians obsessed with this guy?
>>220972762Big nostrils = lucky
>>220972762The same reason you're so obsessed with indians
>>220972831he shits on the street?
>>220972831>no u saar
>>220972461I thought the bone smashing and meth stuff was a meme but he’s actually mentally ill lmao. Rhinoplasty for what? His nose looked fine. And if that leg lengthening is real that’s even more insane.
>>220972598He gets to be a media figure because he pushes makeup, pharmaceuticals, and vanity surgeries to a male audience.
>>220972847metaphorically. Yes. >>220972852Buenos dias senor
>>220972743yeah, thiel he’s literally thiels butttboy, thiel bailed him out of jail over the fake id thing
I’m legit more attractive than this man and taller than himAchieved all this without hitting myself with a hammer nor injecting tranny drugs
>>220972863He was a subhuman manlet at 5’9 before. The leg lengthening was necessary
>>2209724616'1" here, I'd do the leg lengthening thing if I had the money
>>220972598>and yet he still gets to be a media figure because he's cuteHe, like all the influencers you see online, has a billion dollar marketing company behind him.
>>220971994Why do leftards think it's ok to make fun of him but then cry when people make fun of women and trannies for doing the same thing?
>>220972950How did you “achieve” being born with a good face and genes?
>>220972952Bro forgot personality dayNo one cares, if you are an insufferable faggot everyone will leave you eventually
>>2209729576’3 here. I’d do it if I had the money too. There’s no real limit to height benefitting you.
>>220972973I used to be fat too and I still got girlsYou guys need mental help
I give him 2 years before he's bogged beyond recognition
>>220972985T- subhuman
>>220972461I've seen people who 3 years later are just now progressing to ski poles instead of crutches but still cant actually sit down at a restaurant and can barely go up a flight of stairs without helpsurely he didn't actually get the bone lengthening surgery...
>>220972608Women get plastic surgery and pass on big noses
>>220973016And he will get more pussy than ever
>>220972095Tiège Hanley already gets shilled by the manosphere
>>220972698To be fair, despite twitter roasties and sőys ragging on him, his neurotic looksmaxxing seems to work in terms of attracting women irl.
>>220972762He's not as retarded and brown as Tate. That's it.
>>220973133Sure but he won't stop as is, in 3 years he'll be bogdanoff tier.
>>220973133He's a massive twitch streamer. Some of those guys look like the literal 56% meme, yet got chicks.
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