I have mystery box-induced psychosis
>>220972922new season is great, same old nobody telling anybody anything bullshit but its still kino and best show on tv right now
>>220973439That's nice and all but I gotta go
>>220972922I feel like this show would work better as a novel.Is that crazy?
>>220973815
Will there ever be a fan edit that removes all the pointless drama padding that goes nowhere? I want to watch it but im too busy to invest so many hours into something if it has no resolution
>>220973815That sounds like a cool idea, do any /lit/ anons have any good mystery book recommendations?
>>220972922Show is so stupid. 4 seasons in and hasn't made progress on anything. Aside from a few deaths, they are in the same situation they were in the pilot.
>>220974472yeah, how about The Mystery Of Why Retards Keep Watching Mystery Box Shows, that resonated with me.
>>220974366it would be 0 seconds long
>>220974366
>>220974472
>>220974558>>220974595
>>220973815I don't really know I gotta go do something real quick
>>220975050In all fairness this season has been crazy
>>220972922NIGGGGGGGGG
>>220972922when does john locke show up?
>>220976796
The fromsters were the only good part of the show and early on it leaned heavily on them, it was good horror. But once they stopped fromming around, the show became boring chitchat. I guess people love boring chitchat, since The Walking Dead was very popular too.
>>220974366this, short form video content and instant gratification killed mystery box. I already ff 70% of all TV I watch. We just need another round of slopifying and I can finally quit
>>220972922When was the last time the smiling people showed up? Seems like they're sleeping in their tunnels all the time now.
>>220977796The same was true of TWD. I remember when they finished the prison storyline it all got more talk-heavy. Halfway through the next season when they're all traveling in a thunderstorm an seek shelter in the barn I remember thinking "I don't care much for this story anymore". Then we got Alexandria and Neganslop.
>>220976970>Those are the wrong questions The poor characters haven't a clue what to do. They're just groping around for meaning, searching children's books for pilgrimage inspiration.
>>220977990
>>220978069
Hey remember when mystery box subscriptions were a huge youtube trend like a decade ago
>>220973815>"I can't talk about that now, I gotta go," he said>"Answers come at a cost, and we can't afford them right now", lamented Boyd"hey hey hey HEY HEY HEY WHOA WHOA WHOA," Boyd pleaded, "let's not lose our heads here!"it would be really awful