my gf just finished watching the LotR trilogy for the first time and she thinks it’s the gayest movie ever. Between Frodo making his orgasm faces every 15 minutes, to men talking about drawing swords together, and looking like they’re about to start making out with eachother at any given second because of touchy and emotional they are and the other gay shit they say to eachother. I don’t remember these movies being so homoerotic and I honestly can’t blame her for thinking this way, as much as I do still really like the movies
sex havers shouldn't be allowed on this board
>>220975596Your gf doesn't understand male bonding and is projecting gay shit where there is none.
>>220975596Does she think it is gay (lame) or gay (good for fujos)?
>>220975755Gay as in homosexual
>>220975596She sounds like a lowborn shitskin
>>220975770But did she like it?
>it’s the gayest movie ever
>It was a queer evening. Aragorn smiled gaily at Legolas and threw a faggot into the fire.Wtf Tolkien?
>>220975596You don't have a gf though OP. Stop LARPing. Its sad.
>>220976024>Take this you foul Dwimmerlaik! Aragorn ejaculated
OP here, my gf has a penis
>>220975596Gayness is pushed so hard as a way to erase legitimate masculinity. Nothing you saw was gay, you've just been brainwashed to think it is so you'll sõy yourself
OP is brown and the story is deeply closeted larp, other than that good stuff
>>220975596Who cares what women think?
>>220975596Your gf is correct. The books aren’t nearly as homoerotic
>>220975596Does your girlfriend know she's dating a faggot?
>>220976637>I love him. He's like that, and sometimes it shines through, somehow. But I love him, whether or no.'>His love for Frodo rose above all other thoughts, and forgetting his peril he cried aloud: ‘I’m coming, Mr. Frodo!’>He cared no longer for Shagrat or Snaga or any other orc that was ever spawned. He longed only for his master, for one sight of his face or one touch of his hand.>He crawled back into the brambles and laid himself by Frodo’s side, and putting away all fear he cast himself into a deep untroubled sleep. They woke together, hand in hand.
>>220976788Turns out, Tolkien was a flaming faggot
>>220975596>woman doesn't understand male friendship Many such cases!
>>220975596>my gfuh huh, sure
>>220975596Sounds like your gf is a child. Good for you I guess, but stop talking to her and stick your dick in her mouth.
>>220976788You are a homosexual or a woman.
O! What are you seeking,And where are you making?The faggots are reeking,The bannocks are baking!O! tril-lil-lil-lollythe valley is jolly,ha! ha!
>>220975596You are gay.
>>220976788>>His love for Frodo rose above all other thoughts, and forgetting his peril he cried aloud: ‘I’m coming, Mr. Frodo!’No way this is real
>>220976788Did men really just sleep together hand in hand in Tolkien’s day and it wasn’t considered gay?
>>220977501lot of closeted fags back then
>these male friends? they're GAY ACTUALLYGet new material
>>220975596the books are gayer
Then Gandalf revealed the strength that lay hid in him, even as the light of his power was hidden under his grey mantle. He leaped up on to the faggots, and raising the sick man lightly he sprang down again, and bore him towards the door. But as he did so Faramir moaned and called on his father in his dream.
Imagine projecting your worthless opinion on some imaginary girlfriend for (you)'s. Genuinely kill yourself, don't hesitate.
>>220977480Return of the King, The Tower of Cirith Ungol
>>220975693/threadwomen don't understand comradery
