This really is the perfect Zoomer horrorZoomer men have been conditioned their entire lives to fear female authority and be ashamed of their own desiresZoomer women have been conditioned to fear sub9 men and feel absolutely disgusted by their presenceThe result is a movie that defines an entire generation of broken people
>>220976315The director literally said that Nikki liked Bear and would have gotten with him if he wasn't a pussy so /thread
>>220976361So Sarah is a lying bitch.
>>220976409Honestly all of them seemed like assholes, ironically aside from Nikki
>>220976435The chunky goth gf was cute
FUCK NIKKI.
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>>220976409My theory is that Nikki liked Bear but didn't want to get in Sarah's way since she liked him too. So when Sarah asked how she felt she lied and said she sees him like a brother. But if Nikki knew how Bear felt then she would've gone for it.
>>220976361>director has to word of god his own film minutes after release lmfao so he failed at directing
so sick of hearing about this shit. But I know I have a few more weeks of it
>>220976315Generation wars are a psyop
>>220977718It was obvious in the car scene prior to Bear making his wish. She was jealous of Sarah, told him that when she has a crush she tries to hide it, explicitly told him to tell her if he liked her or not, then acted mad and hurt when he chickened out and said she's just a friend.
>>220977803This. Also, who the fuck tells a platonic friend "You're the only person I can talk to like this".
>>220976361Balls and spine, thats all a woman is askin for
>>220976315holy projection
ITT a lot of faggots who discuss soap operas
>>220976315Nikki liked Bear. Bear couldn't suppress his own narcissism to admit that he liked her. He thought making a wish with a magic stick was easier than admitting how he felt, with the caveat that she 'liked him more than anything' hence feeding his own ego instead of being vulnerable. Your whole read on this movie is pathetic.
>>220978279>I didn't understand it so you must be gaylife isn't for you
>>220977803I agree.
>>220976315Do you think its kinda sad that dudes on twitter had fun with this and came up with the "block her rapist" meme and all you've been capable of is crying about being a loser for the last two weeks?
>>220977718>The director made a critically acclaimed box-office hit, but apparently 'failed' because one socially inept incel couldn't parse the female lead. He couldn't handle her because she was an actual, realistic woman, not a waifu bait character who acts like a dude with a vagoo
>>220976361I think I'd prefer it if Nikki didn't like him back at all
>>220976315finally watched the trailer and im so confused.. this guy wished for a girl to like him and then got some literal demon possessed version of the girl to love him...
>>220978629I kinda like it that way. It reminds me of ironic twists in Twilight Zones
>>220976315The movie toys with the woke conditioning, its malaise, and the woke audience more successfully than Weapons. That actress is now being pitched the worst feminist shit imaginable for unimaginable money and perks. Natalie Portman is either calling her or an Israeli hit woman.
>>220977757this is true but no one is ready to notice this yet
>>220976435Nikki is mixed up, that's why she's randomly fucking Ian despite showing no real signs of liking his personality. they were pretty realistically depicted 20-somethings instead of being horror characters, which both helped and hurt the movie when the character development got thrown out of the window for plot-driven antics.
>>220979029>That actress is now being pitched the worst feminist shit imaginable for unimaginable money and perks.good she's earned it, even if it turns out she actually isn't that good at a less exaggerated role.
>>220976361What does he do that makes him a pussy?
>>220976315This "film" is midwit trash tier
>>220978279nigga, you're on /tv/, all we do here is discuss soap operas and brie larson's feet
>>220978744it's a monkey paw situation, anon
>>220978315>>220976361The movie reveals she was fucking a bunch of dudes including his best friend on and off.It also points out Bear's folly was being an average guy and not sticking with his modern dating market looksmatch, his fat ugly pig co-worker.Everyone, all of his friends, acquaintances, etc, knew she was young, hot, and had the world at her finger tips.The pig co-worker chick literally tells him they all though she was dating him as revenge against one of the dozens of dudes she fucked.He would have been way better off wishing to be tall and good looking and rich.
>>220979395we notice, its just too fun
>>220980989Nikki is not a whore!
>>220976315What kind of gay name is Bear anyway? Was it a pun on the wimmin and the bear meme from a few months back?
would someone kindly post what Nikki said during the climax of the movie? after shooting Ian? she something about shoving the barrel of the gun up her pussy?it sounded really metal, but I was pretty scared at that point and was focusing my mental energy on trying to not be scared
>>220981285>few monthsFeels a lot longer. I think you may be onto something. Does it line up with the shooting time? Like 2 years ago.
>>220978744just watch the movie
>>220981285nickname for Barron, which he was called a few times early on
>>220980989Sarah only says that Nikki was hooking up with Ian not “a bunch of dudes”. She also quite clearly liked Bear herself and therefore would try to make it seem like Nikki didn’t like him which is clearly false.Keep your defeatist shit to yourself.
>>220976580Ok
>"I want to wear your skin as a sweater"Did you guys catch the text on the pic the first time around? I completely missed it. I can't believe Bear read that and was like "yeah this is fine"
It wasn't at all what I thought it was going to be. Was a weird film. They should stick to their YouTube skits though
>>220978629This. They should have cast a non-looksmatched guy for the role instead. It would have driven the whole “horror” aspect home
>>220980989Why do guys care so much about a woman’s past? As long as she wasn’t a porn star or stripper I don’t see the problem
>>220980989>Fat ugly pig coworkerThe hapa girl? She's not even chubby, and she's conventionally atractive. The worst you can say about her is that she's kinda strange I guess?
>>220976361Was obvious she liked him, she outright told him to tell her now if she did.Casting wasn't a match for that though. The guy's awkward, low verbal IQ, she's hot, articulate, witty and charismatic. Even though they outright show it, it wasn't believable that girl would have seen him as more than a friend.
>>220978744That's where the premise falls apart...If it wasn't the real Nikki, he didn't actually get his wish.Still, for a possession movie, that freaked me out. Usually I find possession horror to be lame as shit.
>>220983857He doesn’t care that it isn’t the real Nikki. He doesn’t even know her that well before making the wish. Let’s look at this way, if we threw out all the supernatural elements and she was just fucking crazy the movie could still work
>>220976315Women have no authority. I could go punch a woman & break every bone in in her face right now. She couldn’t do anything about it.
>>220976361She fucked his best friend behind her back. There's no way it would have worked out or that she could have really liked him.
>>220983973>She fucked his best friend behind his back.>behind his backShe wasn't dating or even liking Bear at that point so how the fuck is that "behind his back"? I swear you fags think that a woman ever liking more than one man throughout her life makes her an instant whore.
Do you think Bear could have appeased demon Nikki, like I guess the only way is if he never left her side
>>220984028Has nothing to do with being a whore.He was friends with her since they were kids, he was the one she said she could lean on, yet she didn't pick him first out of the two? That's a bad sign for a relationship. Terrible even. It means something was missing.Also if your friends are banging and neither of them tells you, that's a bad sign.
zoomers really think that a movie about a 'hopeless romantic chasing his crush' is literally horror and the scariest thing they could imagine
>>220984262zoomers think you need to be 9 feet tall and make $670,000 a year or they're losers
post inde
>>220984262zoomer guys spend more time on their hair than zoomer womensome of them even wear makeup, no jokea generation of fags
>>220984382Hair and height are now the most important things to a woman so shut the fuck up. You can be an ugly motherfucker with no charm but as long as your lanky and have hair you’ll get a hot zoomer gf.
>>220984458>Hair and height are now the most important things to a womanSource: the biggest jew fags on the internet
>>220976361retard didn't watch his own film huh Nikki was fucking the friend and she said "ew" about dating the mc THREE times before the wish (ew = its over)
>>220976361>I secretly like you>So I will secretly fuck your bestfriendsure buddy
>>220984713Nikki was that chick in the friends group who’d go guy to guy fucking them. And yes everyone had a chick in the friends group for that reason
>>220978575>a dude with a vagooJust like you!
Men need to man up and ask women out, unless the women don’t want to be asked out in which case don’t do it chuddie. It’s that fucking simple. Incels are just weak
Get Money and you can buy any Woman Money buys Sex thats my advice from someone with experience with Women
>>220984362SEXO
>>220976315Noooo.my girlfriend loves me too much!Hmm let's make her serve him cat for no reason just to make it more horror otherwise the plot makes no sense. Why would it be a bad thing to just have the one you want?
>>220985006It's supposed to be a horror? I though it was a comedy movie.
>>220985006>I SPOTTED AN IRREGULARITY SOMETHING THAT DOESNT FIT MY LOGICAL CONSISTENCIES THATS IT BLACK GUY WOMAN GET THE FUCK IN HERE WE’RE GONNA TEAR THIS MOVIE A NEW AHOLE
>>220977731Blame the incels and the cunts whose pretending this movie is/was their lives. That's why they need a magical device to justify both sides being absolute retards when it comes to the opposite gender.
>>220983600Huh. She looked way hotter in the film. The longer hair ironically makes her look like Eva Lin or something.
>>220984163>since they were kidsYou're just digging your own hole, dude. They were "kids" only like three years ago, when they were in high school. The film gives us no reason to believe they knew each other since kindergarten. My assumption is Bear and Ian met in maybe middle school, Bear had a crush on Nikki since maybe ninth grade, and Sarah joined the crew maybe when they were in eleventh grade (she seems to be younger than them).
>>220984362booba
>>220984362ew is that dirt on her pits
Crazy Nikki > Normal Nikki.All Bear had to fuckin do was love a woman that genuinely loved him, but instead he was too focused on the woman she wasn't. That's why she went berserk.Also she's cute. She just wanted a nice date.
>>220980023just his mannerism , it's like of one of those dudes you hang in school's bathroom and beat the livin shit out of him just because his presence annoys you in class
>>220977831Every woman ever who has their simp beta orbiter locked down
>>220977803This. Her split second reaction after he friend zones her makes it obvious she was hurt by it, but she's really good at hiding it.>>220977831>Also, who the fuck tells a platonic friend "You're the only person I can talk to like this".A woman that likes you and is trying to drop hints like mad.
>>220981354I'm trying to figure out what she shouted at him just before shooting Ian.
>>220983600>the two main female characters are a Latina and a Hapa>all the male characters are whiteNo question about it, the director is a chud.
>>220986471Don't talk about my boy Curry like thathttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fbF5Js3Jhnc
>>220984163>yet she didn't pick him first out of the two?How was she supposed to pick him or even be aware that he liked her when he never made a move on her?
>be Bear>every girl that meets you likes you>play dumb and pit them against each other when they suspect the others like you>always claim you just see them as friends>brainwash them with magic when it's time to get your fuck on>get bored and die>leave them alone in the world with everyone they knew dead and them as the prime murder suspectSigma through and through beginning to end.
>>220987392>didn't watch the movie: the post
>>220986530good skit. looking at their newer short though and it's like they were all shot on iphone with the built in camera AI smoothing filters, total clayfaced garbage - they got real lucky finding a great DP for Obsession.
>>220987721>he doesn't realize Curry's level of ironic sarcasm is why they look like that
>>220983606i didn't take it that way whatsoever, a girl will not confront you like that if she actually likes you. she wanted to let him know right then it'd never happen, but he was too much of a bitch to confess. right before he drove her the guy she was fucking behind his back made a joke about something like her man is gonna drive her home and she's like "EW GROSS DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT" a girl who like you doesn't react that way. there were several other big red flags like that too, i'm just iffy on the actual dialogue and i refuse to revisit the film to justify this shitpost. if she did like him, she wouldn't be so comfortable quitting the job. there was no "i'm leaving but gee it'll sure suck i won't see you again haha" just nothing, she obviously didn't care if she ever saw him again. i dunno how you could come out of it thinking she initially liked him.
PLAP PLAP PLAP NIKKI
>>220988107>this entire postOkay so you're autistic thanks
>>220988653what a bizarre response. you can try to elaborate on whatever you mean by that if you want, i'm interested
>>220988758You're retarded, there you go I guess.
>>220988812she will never love you despite your delusions, bro
>>220988107nta but i think she liked him, she reacted that way because she has this idea of him in her head as this "nice guy" that would never say that. she appreciated she could talk to him on a deeper level and just wished he wasn't such a pussy which is why she sorta gave him the final ultimatum to confess his feelings already instead of cringe antics. >tldr shes tired of chad treating her like shit and wanted the beta for a change of pacebut the movie sorta also makes it ambiguous
>>220988855Well yeah, she loves Bear.
Somebody should give nokeric a million dollars
>>220988913that's true love, the willow made it so!you know, just going off, i've seen people act like the demonic possession thing is up to interpretation - no it's not, do you remember the scene where he calls the number on the box and the guy is like NIKKI IS HERE WITH US HAHAHAHA and she's screaming in the background, i guess they were on their phones for that scene? on the whole it reminded me a lot of the recent horror comedy flick THE MONKEY, the whole script is just an excuse for silly shit to happen. it is far from the masterpiece filmlets are making it out to be because they saw it on the tiktok or something, but it was fine okay, it was fine. it's got some decent subtext in it which i appreciated. ultimately it's just silly shit though
>>220976315Why don't they do a sequel with the sexes reversed?
>>220984262>>220984284>>220984382Zoomer men are so mind broken that fucking Boomers off a divorce are now taking Zoomer women. Millenials and Gen X never got cucked by literal senior citizens.
I wonder if the money disappeared after Ian died
>>220990488Obviously.
how do i get an inde gf bros...
>>220990753Go to Mexico or California
>>220990488you guys think curry fucked inde
>>220990753>that drumpf joke
>>220990831He looks gay.
>>220990832>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF THE RETARDED SENILE FAGGOT NOOOOOOO
>>220990854I really don't care about Trump though.
sex
>>220990831He fucked the doll they made of that asian.
>>220990854>YOU HAVE TO BE COMPLETELY OBSESSSSSED ABOUT TRUMP ALL DAY EVERY DAY LIKE MEEEEEEEE
>>220976315>>220984362Just found out that this actress is bisexual and is currently dating a biological girl
>>220984362It's a crime we didn't see those puppies. But bears ass is a must see I guess
>>220984458Yep, faggots.
>>220980989>wishing to be tall and good looking and richthat's an interesting thought experiment. what if he had wished to be more attractive, rather than wishing for someone to just love him? he probably would've gone through life feeling like people only liked him because of the wish, not because they actually cared about him as a person. kind of like the inverse of what happens with Nikki in the movie. hmmmm.
>>220990911This is like those edits people made of live-action Nami kek. They were pretty damn hot ngl
>>220980989>Fat???>Ugly???>Pig???I’m convinced half of you faggots on this board are gay or blind
>>220991680sex
>>220991680She just has a weird face without the body to make up for it
>>220976315what reality do you live in
>>220988107have any of you ever considered the writer wasn't really a deep enough thinker to realize any of this?
>>220992321yeah, i wrote this shit too >>220989061it is not deep
