What constitutes "millennial writing"? Hard mode: no "he's right behind me, isn't he" or "well, that just happened."
Anything written by Gen X writers
>>220976525>Hard mode: no "he's right behind me, isn't he" or "well, that just happened."......awkward.......
>>220976525At least he owns up to looking like a horse, I guess.
not written by ai
Writing where the author is a millennial.
>>220976525If you respected Joss Whedons writing for even 1 second, even if you don't count him as an influence on your work, even if you openly declare your hatred for him now. That 1 second of respect turned you into a millennial writer and cannot be undone.
>>220976525
>>220976525I WOULD LOVE TO KILL THIS FAGGOT
erm, go home internet... you're drunk
>>220976525Things written by Gen X which make Zoomers seethe.
>>220976525anxiety in writing formlike when you nervously laugh because you don't know how to deal with a bad emotionalso a lot of expletives and sexually charged language
I WILL EAT YOUR SHIT AND SUCK YOUR COCK
fucking fuck
>>220976640But Joss wrote alien resurrection.
>>220976525>What constitutes "millennial writing"?Anything cringy that specifically wasn't written by a millennial. Well with one exception. Anthony Burch
>>220976525the foolishness in that webm is zoomercore
>>220977161this is a great way to put it honestly
>>220977377I just remembered that I need to go brush my teeth
>>220976647Lady boner
>>220977377He's just like me
>>220976647reddit dialog
>>220976647Tell me this is a brainstorming session about what NOT to do
>>220977446Yes, I believe it was from the Workaholics writing room. Anything on the board was expressly forbidden.
>>220977446yeah it was the infamous "hack wall" in the writing room at Workaholics. If you tried writing a joke with any of these things in it, you were a hack.
>>220977398His death was dogshit enough before they Whedoned his funeral.
>>220977349>expresslyHis sister's voice is the cutest
>>220976640People hating Joss over being a femminist and a single quote don´t even know what good writing looks like. Like it or not the truth is Joss used to be a good television writer. Quips aside his characters used to grow, transform and become more complex from season to season. They attained depth through the accumulation of experiences and he knew how to balance those relatable aspects of their personalities with the worlds they inhabited. His visual storytelling skills were also pretty good and not common at all for TV at the time. The combination of all these things allowed for strong buildups and some strong moments if one got the balance right. Most of the writers copying his style however took the worst aspects of his style and discarded the ones that made it worth anything. Even Whedon himself eventually lost sense of that balance. His style certainly was not meant to become the template of all blockbuster slop though, i can agree with you there.
>>220976525are we all just going to ignore x?
>>220976647
>>220977865god this shit made me wanna kill myself and everyone else around me
>>220976525>What constitutes "millennial writing"?Written by Gen X or Baby Boomers for millennials/zoomers.
>>220976525Anything that involves one of the main characters being an obvious self insert of the writer
>>220977398I made that webm
>>220977865>did a stem masters in the 2010s>all the women spoke exactly like thisi'd really just prefer that entire decade be wiped from my memory, nothing of value really happened anyway
>>220977325Which is the worst alien film.
>>220976572turtle
>>220976525>my generation is cool but your generation is a bunch of faggots Haven’t heard this before
>>220976525>cops bad>criminals misunderstood>religion bad>occultism good>conservatives bad>progressives good>subverting your expectations>dramatic/emotional moments broken up by humorous quips>safe horny>safe gore>different colored characters making mild racial jokes to each other and then overcoming their differencesForgot a couple but you get the idea
>>220976525You made up the term, you tell us
This thread makes me wonder how bad zoomers will have it once Gen Alpha enters their 20s and starts making fun of Zoomers.
>>220979250no one will even understand what's going on with the nu-english they speak
>>220976525Millennials seriously full of shit as alwaysI have always looked into everything people hated and millennials always are a strong part of it. Maybe it has some Gen X showrunner but 9/10 writers are millennial. You guys are making me so mad maybe I'll just do my idea to make the millennial writing infographic and prove most of the writing IS millennial.In a way I want to help you guys because right now people are saying Gen X did everything and millennials are the most unimpactful useless generation ever as most are saying and I want to prove that you aren't and have done things.
>>220979554even if gen x started it, it's the millennials that made this shit popular and replicated everywhere for 20 years. I bet some writers don't even like writing that crap but know their audience.
>>220976647>what the what ooooooo
>>220976647I say "Really?"
>>220976525In English, doc!
>>220979729can you not?
>>220979753I literally can't even
>>220979582>and replicated everywhere for 20 yearsNo, fucking no. This needs to die. Unless you are referring to somthing made this year it was not a millennial. Litterally 99% of the shitnyou are thinking was written by gen X. I dont even fucking care, I love millennial writing. Just pisses me off how wrong this is and it gets repeated add nauseum. Dumbest debate ever with the dumbest posters, and it wont die.
>>220976525character saying “sweet dreams” after drugging someone to sleep
>>220979833>No, fucking no.lmao
>>220979554Make the infograph. You will be suprised. All the older generations kept on to their cushy jobs, suprise suprise.>I have always looked into everything people hated and millennials always are a strong part of it.Also what the fuck does that even mean, lol.
>>220979554>Maybe it has some Gen X showrunner but 9/10 writers are millennial.Those millennials were all DEI hires. White millennial men were largely gatekept out of the entertainment industry in the 2010’s. The only exceptions have been for genre films like Adam Wingard and Robert Eggers.
>>220979833>Litterally 99% of the shitnyou are thinking was written by gen X.But it is not, though. The millennioid cooptation of popular culture began almost 25 years ago. These are people in their late forties and make up the vast bulk of writers' rooms.
>>220979919>Just doubles down saying shitAre you fucking retarded. Just repeating what you said doesnt prove anything. Honestly how fucking dumb are you? I think this is less sbout millennials and more the fact you were too stupid for college and are upset women wont fuck you.Actually present an argument. Don't just repeat yourself you dumb fuck.
>>220979949No but did you consider millenials are all the writers?
>>220978983>>cops bad>>criminals misunderstood>>religion bad>>occultism good
>>220976559gen X isnt millenial, thats gen Y
>>220977161Kino.
>>220976525>"millennial writing"Gen X really did get away with pulling this corny shit while millennials get scapegoated for it, huh?
>>220976966Does it make Gen Xers and millennials seethe that boomers were the funnier generation?
>>220980764The jokeYour head
>>220976525Reminder that Joss whedon is literally a boomer and started that shit.
>>220979655Gumball is tryhard humor that appeals to both millennials ("clever" writing that's actually not clever) and zoomers (random and zany)
>>220977398jesus christ dude
>>220976525This video isnt the own you think it is. Its actually kind of impressive he can animate his face this well.
>>220976525Dialogue that sounds forced and unnatural coming out of the character's mouth, or doesn't sound like anything a real person would say. In other words writerspeak
>>220982526Who said it was a "own"? You're the one who came to that conclusion
>>220976559Fpbp. Zoomer want to keep blaming millenials for literally all the Gen X writers in Hollywood.
>>220976640>Joss Whedon>born 1964>Millenials are 1980-1996
>>220976525Female characters are ridiculously cocky and confident. Male characters who are cocky or confident are seen as villains or, at least, as people who need to "be taught a lesson" as part of some lame forced character development.
>>220976525I was in film school around 2008 and it was a rule that we couldn’t write scripts about being a drug addict or struggling with being gay. That’s how old that shit is.
>>220976525Characters can't talk like real people or have any moments of silence, every line needs to be a zinger. Basically MCU writing
>>220976525>What constitutes "millennial writing"?cussing, a lot of pointless cussing.
>>220982581>Zoomer want to keep blaming millenialsIt's usually gen x doing it so zoomers won't think to blame them for it.
>>220976525Every character is either a cool smartass or an evil dumbass
>>220976525>"millennial writing">Look inside>Gen XHmmmm
>>220982922>cussing, a lot of pointless cussing.again, you are thinking of Gen X writing/acting that we millennials were merely an audience to as children… https://youtu.be/nmbu-_YGu3Qand it was still funnier than anything these days.
>>220983238all of those are shit
>>220976598You're kidding right? He has no chin.
>boomers and gen x are still the gatekeepers of media>somehow every bad trend in writing is millennials' faultIt's all so tiresome
>GEN X STARTED ITThe difference was they used it sparingly, then millennials grew up and decided they wanted to spam it on every single piece of media they ever made, thus turning it into a cliche. Take God Of War for instance. Kratos was created by Gen Xers who made him a ruthless killing machine, he was unapologetically masculine and had rough sex with women during his quest for vengeance, it's simple, you pissed him off, he ripped your head off. Now take the millennial Kratos, he's an emotional bearded faggot who hangs out with some severed head that talks like a qurik chungus redditor dropping unfunny childish quips every five seconds, and he assumes a fatherly role with some kid that's not even his (he's the father that stepped up) oh and did I mention that he cries? Because that's what real men do, have your expectations been subverted yet? Even his old facial hair tells you which generation the characters are being marketed towards:OG Kratos with chin strap and goatee, Gen X.Nu-Kratos with the reddit beard, Millennial. And Kratos is just one of many examples of millennials ruining existing IPs that used to be cool by making them all emotional crybaby faggots.
>>220976525>first horsealright....>reindeerwhat a fucking faggot disgusting
>>220983405>Look at director for God of War 2018>Gen X You lost faggot
>>220979554This is a straight up lie. I encourage people to check though because you're going to see a lot of gen x when you do.
>>220976525Name a more Millennial movie. I’ll wait.>PS: It’s retarted
>>220979554Buddy it's still Gen X and even boomers handing down the orders. I agree Millennials are more likely to go along or even support their bullshit. They have to because they're not big names who can just step away from projects for disagreeing with execs. They need to make their money too.
>>220976525Millennials were white males borrowing the expressionality and excitement of black people and combining it with the toned down defeatism of modern whiteness. If you just imagine every millennial as a 00s nig but also cynical and sarcastic, they make perfect sense. Just be nice to them, they're fragile.
>>220983450Nu-Kratos was marketed towards millennials, even if a millennial didn't direct the game, they still influenced the outcome of the character. They knew enough to not make Kratos edgy because millennials want "realism" in their story telling, and being an edgy asshole with a penchant for chaos and destruction doesn't interest the average millennial, they want their characters to "unpack trauma" and to "break the cycle of violence" because they want more character depth and apparently making an outwardly masculine man cry makes millennials cum their pants.
>>220976525>Hard mode: no "he's right behind me, isn't he" or "well, that just happened."okay boomer
>>220976525Excessive layers of irony and sarcasm
>>220983405Gen X became massive faggots when they got older and pared back the edge from their earlier works. GoW is a good example of Gen X remorse; both Jaffe and Balrog turned into massive cucks for feminist talking points and let wxmen walk all over them creatively and politically.
>>220976647>i live lampWhat?
>>220976647I've never heard of some of these.
>>220983503Can you do me a favor and denounce the talmud real quick?
>>220982414Not really. Boomers for all their flaws could make some pretty decent pop culture. Although they had vast amounts of literature written by previous generations that they could convert into cinema.
>>220982715Maybe millennial writing isn't about whose writing it, but rather the demographic its aimed to appeal too.
>>220983405Are you faggots retarded? Literally the same people made these games. There's nothing Millennial about the creators of God of War. Barlog was the director of GoW2 and the reboot. If anything these guys matured and became less edgy and more boring.
>>220983503>Nu-Kratos was marketed towards millennialsWhat does this even mean? The original games were played by Millennials. We were at the perfect age to experience these games when they came out.
>>220983586Nta but I denounce the Talmud.
>>220983620Based but I want to hear it from him.
Like Zoomers are any better>Thinks a 4+ year age gap is pedophilia >The men are so cucked they don't even hit on women due to fear of being labelled a creep or rapist>Their women are huge whores yet somehow the guys are struggling to get laid (see previous point)>The "men" hit on older ran through party sluts who didn't find a husband on time because they're too scared of dating a younger woman since they think it's pedophilic (see first post)>Lazy and entitled, they think they deserve a triple digit salary from the get go just because, refuses to put in the required work to make more money and just gives up and neets their life away>Obsessed with social status, looksmaxxing and flaunting wealth is the norm amongst the Gen Z community >Unapologetic social culture, thinks a mistake you made one time during your life should be enough cause for you to be excommunicated, bullied, or even killed>Mostly raised by single mothers (see first, second, and third points)>Zero social skills, often crashes the minute they run into any obstacle>No masculine role models which leads to them being easily grifted by conmen like Andrew Tate and ClavicularI could go on but don't want to waste anymore time regurgitating stuff you already know. Pathetic generation, the oldest of them are already in their early 30s and they still haven't made anything worthwhile.
>>220981107>Gen X really did get away with pulling this corny shit while millennials get scapegoated for it, huh?It's all GenX does. They spent their early years bitching about boomers, now that the boomers are dieing off they need a new target to blame all their problems on.
>>220983699They grew up blaming things on their little brothers, it's all they know how to do.
>>220983692Honestly zoomers are based as fuck for avoiding women. Maybe the first generation to break away from the "happy wife happy life" bullshit. After 80 years of feminism eventually a generation has to tell these dumb whores to fuck off.
This is so stupid, you will find the exact same expressions in Disney characters from 1930s.
>>220976525That webm is a zoomer.
Unnecessarily self-aware and meta.
>>220983692But what does any of this have to do with writing
>>220983774>This is so stupid, you will find the exact same expressions in Disney characters from 1930s.*1950s-90s. 1930s were the least faggy decade of animation
>>220983774>you will find the exact same expressions in Disney characters from 1930s.post some examples
>>220983692The unfortunate reality is that zoomers grew up alongside the modern social media internet and are therefore better equipped to work in modern entertainment pipelines and leverage them to find success. Millennials will wind up being largely a "lost" generation, having been unable to make a unique, lasting mark during the years when they could have been relevant, due to economic downturn resulting in Boomers and Gen X remaining in power, and now not being young enough to be the hot trendy thing. The most significant millennial contributions will be shit like let's plays, early YT comedy, and early streaming, which hold no real value in and of themselves but only hold value for setting the foundation for the much more influential modern day zoomie-led iterations. It's kinda telling that you see millennial creatives finally having their big creative breakouts alongside their zoomer predecessors, as opposed to when they were "supposed" to happen 10-15 years ago.
>>220983870>zoomer predecessorsZoomer successors.
>>220977865You forgot "tell me... without telling me..."
Why does all this cringe shit get associated with millennials? Maybe the absolute youngest ones born in the mid-90s are like that, but us real ones born in the 80s are nothing like that at all. We hate that cringe shit as much as the next guy.
>>220983761That's just wishful thinking on your part, they're mostly avoiding them out of fear or rejection and of being labelled a creep, they still want women obviously because they're men and men want to fuck women, but for the most part they're avoiding them out of cowardice. >>220983870True, Seth McFarlane had his start in their 20s with Johnny Bravo and then created Family Guy, the guys who created south park were also pretty young when they broke into the industry, the creator of Powerpuff girls was only 24 and by that time the series was already airing on Cartoon Network, I could give you many examples of Gen Xers who had their breakthroughs when they were young, Google most of these popular cartoons created by Gen Xers and you'll realize most of them started off very young since the execs at the time were actually interested in trying new things, if anything to me, it looks like Gen X is gatekeeping everything and preventing as much new talent from being hired as possible.
>>220979833>No, fucking no.Oh no.
>>220983810I'm sure you will find Grumpy from Snow White making similar faces.
>>220984020no grumpy is just a pissed off old man, he doesn't make a bunch of gay expressions
>>220977865>"erm, you ARE aware..."
>>220976525>Millennial>gen z>boomer>zoomer>alphaWoke faggots are woke faggots regardless of what generation they're from, fuck those retarded pieces of shit.Millennial btw, never been with that soiboi garbage and never will. I don't know a millennial that feels any different but I don't hang with leftist faggots.
>>220976647This is actually incredibly accurate.
>>220976525Lack of sincerity, everything has to be ironicPic unrelated
>>220984077He's a cartoon making exaggerated expressions. This is just evolution of it.
>>220984191he's a cartoon making exaggerated non-faggoty expressions.
>>220983405Did you type all that wrong shit up on purpose to farm (You)s or are you so brainraped by /v/ memes you actually believe it?
>>220982922Stuff like The Boys made me consciously cut down on swearing because it was so cringe.
>>220976525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ZImSF6250something like this
>>220977377if a woman did these same quirky cutesy animations you would all be spilling your dicks and falling in love instead of finding it cringe and retarded
>>220983441He's doing a spot on impression your hatred should be directed towards Disney Dreamworks or whoever produced the goyslop he's mimicking.
>>220976525Quirk chungus is not just a female thing.
SOVL
>>220979655>>220982448what the what was popularized by Tina Fey on SNL and 30 Rock which makes it Gen humour
>>220976525Unnecessary and excessive swearing
>>220977446It is
>>220976647>what the what!>note to self:>_?_ more like _>that went well...>that's not a thingThese are all things Norm Macdonald used and he was the funniest fucker. Most of the others are really bad though
>>220976525this is the most spanish-looking guy I've ever seen
>>220977498that's awkward!
>>220976525>>220976647These were all real lines that were said in the new Star Trek show.That's right, a Star Trek show. The show where people give long, intelligent speeches.
>>220976525Most israeli video ive ever seen
>>220985564Not if that woman was as obese as he is
>>220985564>anon realizes for the first time men shouldn't act like womenwow, you're growing up so fast!
>>220976525I want to boil him alive
>>220977865You forgot arguably
>>220986388such potty mouths
>>220976525millennial woes articles
>>220976525If you ever wonder why you should tell your kids to breath through their nose or to take away their pacifier at the age of two, this guy is the reason.
>>2209859092nd anon: was just talking about the show in general, not just that one phrase
>>220977446Add this one
>>220976525>What constitutes "millennial writing"?seems like it's just retards seething about stuff millennials didn't actually write.>b-but it's for written for millennialsyou're fuckin really stupid
>>220976647Proof that Family Guy isn't that bad of a show is that I don't remember it ever saying a single one of these
>>220976647Anyone can make out some of the more faded ones near the bottom?
>>220987827It's the same reason 67 is attributed to gen alpha despite originating from a song by a zoomer
>>220985352bad acting makes bad writing much more obvious
>>220987936i don't hang out with little kids like i guess you do, but i have seen multiple generations meme on the 67 retard shit. i don't even get your point
>>220976647>check pleaseis the punchline to one of the best jokes in Spaceballs>I can explaincan work in more slapstick situations involving children. It feels like something the boys would say to Lois in Malcolm in the Middle.pretty much all the rest are terrible no question.
>>220988022>i don't hang out with little kids like i guess you doI just did a quick google search, retard
>>220987827>you're fuckin really stupidlol millennial writing
>>220987827>you're fuckin really stupidAdd this one to the hack board
>>220988120what are you even trying to say? you googled the 67 thing so you could make that post? that's even more retarded than i thought, it doesn't even make sense>>220988158>>220988168cry more samefag
>>220976525Its more than just a particular phrase, its a whole mood and you know it when you hear it
>>220988230>less than a minute apart>"s-s-samefag!"
>>220988247>it's a whole mood>you know it when you hear itmillennial writing lol
>>220983540this is the crux of it.Gen X was worse, but look at zoomers (alphas?) now, both how they communicate online ('ironic shitposting') and to each other. it goes beyond banter, it's like how gay men used to speak.i had never heard the word 'unironically' until the 2010s. imagine needing to clarify that what you're saying is meant at face value, like that's the exception rather than the rule. now imagine TV shows and films written FOR those people.
>>220988260>lolWhy do millennials use this as punctuation
>>220988022>but i have seen multiple generations meme on the 67 retard shitnews to me, but i don't hang around retards like you do.
>>220985564>if a woman acts like a woman it would make you happyyou don't say...
>>220988283it's just a way of indicating 'that was funny' or 'i laughed', anon-kun. in this case sardonically, but still.don't fucking take it from us, with all your 'JEJJIN' KEKKERINOS, MY SIDES R IN ORBIT!!!1' bullshit. we don't need a post-meta-ironic corruption of 'lol' when 'lol' is 100% fine.
>>220988285so you googled 67 just to make a generational argument about zoomers and alpha without knowing anything about any of it? makes no sense whatsoever, such a bizarre cope>inb4 i'm ntayeah you are, you might as well be anyhow>>220988259it's pretty easy to get past that, but you know that already lil babyboy
>>220988366>it's pretty easy to get past thatyou seem like an expert at samefagging
>>220988366>so you googled 67 just to make a generational argument about zoomers and alpha without knowing anything about any of it?I know and have seen people annoyed by the trend firsthand and seen them blame gen alpha for it, I just did a google search for confirmation (which I got). I don't know why are you acting a sperg about it
>>220988447that's a decent gotcha but it's really obvious shit online between phones, desktop, and VPNs and shit. i've personally not had enough of a real stake in retarded internet slapfights to pretend to be multiple people, no, that'd be really pathetic>>220988511yeah sure, it's really neither here nor there though, you still never explained how it's even applicable to the discussion
>>220988587>"Seems like it's just retards seething about stuff [x generation] didn't actually write.">Yeah that's just like how [y generation] is blamed for stuff it didn't write>"What??, how is that even relevant to this discussion???!!!"
>>220988659you don't need to insult me for your lack of clarity. so you're saying generations that like thing aren't necessarily generations that made thing? very profound, i agree. i still do not get your ultimate point
>>220988745The point is the same one you were making
>>220988587>no, that'd be really patheticmaking conspiracy theories about every reply is pathetic. no reason anybody would samefag two of essentially the exact same post.
>>220977712Based and spot on.Joss gets blamed for a lot of modern writing sins. But he knew how to keep an appropriate tone. He was not afraid to let the audience take in and dwell in intense moments such as tragedy. When major characters died or something traumatic happened it was taken seriously.Whedon imitators are uncomfortable around any sincerity thinking it's cringe. They always undercut pathos with bathos. A major character dying or traumatic event will immediately cut to a quick gag. (i.e. Taika Waititi)
>>220988946no, i'm not making conspiracy theories about every reply. just the ones suspiciously in tandem.>no reason anybody would samefag two of essentially the exact same post.absolutely they would buddy, that's like the primary motivation for samefagging, developing false consensus. it is very suspicious you're pretending to not understand that, you really aren't beating the allegationsbut i believe you and that completely separate anon though
>>220976640joss whedon's a fucking boomer, you nimrod
>>220976525Powerful video
the final red pill is that Gen x is worse than boomers , these fuckers thought they could skirt by unscathed while subverting everything, the slacker generation were a bunch of faggots
>>220989198>developing false consensus.>from two shitposts
>>220989364correct, it is incredibly pathetic. kinda weird how active this dead thread was for that brief moment, huh
>>220989439the "consensus" is a joke about you writing like a faggot. i think this samefag thing is a scapegoat for you to avoid addressing them.>kinda weird how active this dead thread was for that brief momentyou can remove the tinfoil anon, you're among friends
>>220989566you're a really strange person. what would you like me to address? i'm not avoiding anything.
>>220983353Is the braying teeth. So guess he's closer to an ass than anything
>>220989636>what would you like me to address?are you a millennial, because you write like one
>>220989779that's completely normal phrasing, especially in context. how would you have phrased it?
whatever jews tell you millenial writing is
>>220989892>how would you have phrased it?"you're really fucking stupid", or just "you're really stupid". but yet again you dodged the question, are you a millennial?
>>220990234>still can't answer the question
>>220987827>why aren’t millennials having sex? It’s funny because I’ve heard zoomers say that millennial hook-up culture made sex cringe and the only people who are “getting laid” are polyamorous furry trannies. We literally get blamed for everything from not fucking to fucking too much.
>>220990506it's the scapegoat generation. everything i don't like is because of millenials
Can we please stop falling for these generational bloc psyop categories invented by marketting firms.
>>220978983What is safe gore? I really don’t like those Terrifier movies or gore in general, are those safe gore?
>>220990757>marketting firmsJIDF*
>>220976525I hate everything about this webm and it pissed me off. Thanks.
>>220976525Does anyone else want to kill this guy?
>>220983986>but for the most part they're avoiding them out of cowardice.Avoiding psychopaths is not cowardice
>>220978893never got this
>>220976525apparently The Lighthouse since that was written and directed by actual millenials
>>220988366why do you hang out with retards
>>220977304Written by hazbin hotel vivziepop
>>220976525>the main character's sidekick's sister's housemaid's son has a rare mental disease>let's make half a season about this
Reddit. And it's not so much millennials as it is the type of millennial that became an incompetent writer - undersocialized manchildren.
>>220978507Thank you for your service
>>220993650>Tonight's episode of .... is a very special episode
>>220979753>can you not?
>>220976525It's writing I don't like, it's millennial writing. I'm also a millennial but above it all. I am very, very fat.
>>220976647These are all from 90s films. cringelennials can't even come up with their own slang lmao
>>220976647so basically all of these were originally punchlines to great jokes made by funny comedians but then faggot hacks overused THE SHIT out of all of the
>>220979739>They then proceed to oversimplify it like they're speaking caveman
>>220980652hey squidward shut the fuck up. i dont know what your problem is man. i have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright. theres no one behind me in line so what if I take an extra 10 seconds to order. who cares man. you really are something else you know that. you lash out at people and why because you hate your job. news flash asshole everyone hates their job. i work down at the grocery store i have to deal with bullshit all the time too. but I don't act like a sacastic prick with customers. you know squidward this town does not like you, and its not because youre some kind of misunderstood artist or genius or we just don't get you its because you're mean. alright look at spongebob. he works in front of a hot grill all day but we all like him and you know why, because hes nice. he says hello to us. look man i don't wanna be this type of customer you know, i don't like to start fights with folks, but like you can't do that alright. and im not gonna call out mr crabs or anything, i just wanna get my food and go. please learn from this alright. thank you.