What am I in for?
Kino
>>220977138Of the highest order
its good but could be 1 ep shorter
>>220977138Yeah. This one. If you're a feelings person it can get into gut-wrenching horror and existential dread. But if you're not it's still cool as shit science stuff and facts over ideology.
>>220977115kinofun fact before working on Chernobyl, the writer was mostly known for picrel and several of the sequels
Looks interesting
RBYK POSSIBLY A GLOTS OF CONSONANTSif there was a cat in the show i'd know i'd have a screenshot
>>220977115>3.6 roentgen
>>220977115Not great, not terrible.
>>220977115bong propaganda
a libtard show, permeated with TDS.
Everyone using random accents
>>220977115>What am I in for?Honest chud representation years before its time. The prescience is truly amazing.
>>220977115pure kino
>>220977115Dishonest slop. They made the Chernobyl Incident seem like a big awful thing, but they only tell you at the end that just a handful of people died from it. They make it out to be this horrible tragedy.
>>220977882The figures depend on the political agenda of the person citing them. According to Greenpeace, Chernobyl is responsible for a total of one million deaths—a figure that even I consider far too high. But bear in mind: the numbers are not high partly because no one lives there anymore. Yet, had nothing been done—had the power plant simply been left to bleed out—the death toll would indeed have reached that level. Nor should the economic damage be ignored; some have said that Chernobyl was the final death blow to the USSR. So, "big awful thing" is not an exaggeration.
>>220977882oh even though they had to evacuate and relocate millions and make 1000km exclusion zone due to the most radioactive place on the planet but only a couple people died so it wasnt really a big deallisten to yourself
>>220977115The greatest horror villain put to screen
pure unfiltered king of the highest order /rbmk/ was the last time this board was good
>>220978071aww they're smiling
graphite on the roof
>>220979309>t.delusional
>>220977882modern Russians and their world of lies and propaganda sickens me. Pure filth in human form (you)
>>220977115it's pretty much what you'd expect from the writer of Scary Movie 3.
>>220977115Really great throughout with Ep 2 or 3 having the most horrific ending scenario you'll ever see.
>>220977882true, nowhere near as many innocent people died as have been killed in the unprovoked invasion of Ukraine.
>>220978521And, btw, the official russian list of deaths containst 31, thats six hands full. See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_due_to_the_Chernobyl_disaster.
>>220977882The point was it COULD'VE been a big awful thing, but it wasn't because of the sacrifices of many brave people.The show exaggerates the worst case scenario quite a bit, however. But at the time they were in uncharted territory and had every reason to expect the worst.
>>2209786122,600 km2 exclusion zoneor "30-Kilometre Zone", see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_exclusion_zone
>>220977882I couldn't pick mushrooms as a kid because apparently they contained radiation from chernonyl even though I live in a completely different country which is pretty tragic if you ask me.
I just hope this has made people more aware that Chernobyl kind of was the realistic worst case scenario, a combo of commie corner-cutting and incompetence that couldn't even have happened in western countries back then. Nuclear power is the second safest, only surpassed by solar in that regard. If world leaders are smart they'll start buying as much uranium and thorium they can get their hands on before the prices sky-rocket.
>>220977115Kino. The fact that it upsets the various Ivans, Dmitrys and Sergeis is a plus.
>>220979517yeah my bad it increased from 30km to 2600km or 1k miles (not km)
>>220977703
>>220979533>Windscale fire
>>220979425>official >russianLOL, it must be true.
>>220979519Think of all the poor children in Africa who still don't have any mushrooms.
>>220977115Despite the horse shit with the woman, it's a very good show.The writers were so ashamed of what they did (they were obviously forced by executives at hbo) they even put a cop-out apology/disclaimer in the credits at the end.>>220977882>They made the Chernobyl Incident seem like a big awful thingThey didn't really. The show focuses on the technical and bureaucratic reasons that caused the explosion. Along with a good dose of horror thrown in for good measure.
>>220979657That happened almost 30 years earlier and made everyone realize that reactors needed pressure sealed containment structures.Which the chernobyl designers failed to include.
>>220978071>windows media player visualizer
/rbmk/ and true detective season 1 threads were /tv/ at the absolute mountain top
>>220977703the propaganda being Ruzzia is corrupt or that the nuclear power plant disaster even happened?
>>220979533>Nuclear power is the second safest, only surpassed by solarwhat is so dangerous about hydro and wind power?don't even try to say the whales and birds cause that shit been debunked forever lmao
>>220977115>>220977177the podcast is surprisingly really good. highly recommend after finishing.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLO79iP69FaZPKaMDoSPAtGdoa3wd3lp9n
>>220980031A lot of the parts just end up in fucking landfills and unironically servicing hydro, wind and solar is more dangerous.
>>220979889>the horse shit with the womanqrd?
>>220980072we're getting pretty damn good about reusing materials from solar panels and lead+acid/cobalt/lithium batteries.it's not perfect but it's not like recycled plastic where it all just goes to the garbage heap anyway.
>>220980118The ultimate problem is that you just can't get that much energy from the sun compared to nuclear. They should be used in tandem, but solar, wind and hydro could never support an entire nation's grid by themselves.
>>220980031Nta but hydro requires dams which can fail catastrophically. Wind turbines kill millions of birds every year, but that's not really all too significant compared to other human influenced deaths.
>>220980000checked. don't forget about the terror
Leftist bullshit propaganda for pseudo intellectuals that don't understand that pussies need to follow the rules before making a deal out of fucking nothing. Chernobyl has been rewritten so many times by retards like OP it's not even funny anymore, you can even visit it right now and nothing big should happen to you.
>>220980804Tell that to the fucking bio war-robots who dug trenches in the red forest back in 22
>>220977115A pretty good show
>>220978624
>>220980834Liberal propaganda from childish youtubers, go and fuck yourself you treachereous piece of worthless shit.
>>220980886>the CIA blew up ChernobylYes, very agree, the dozens of other Soviet nuclear accidents were also perfidious anglo deceptions
>>220980886Your twig-like legs that were given to you by your alcoholic, chain smoking whore of a mother are begging to be removed by the nearest, most eager FPV-drone operator. Godspeed, Ivan!
>>220980146besides nuclear, hydro is the most efficient energy, the main problem with hydro is delivering that energy long distances from the hydro plants.for solar it's just a matter of surface area, we have so much open space in the US that have solid sunlight hours, it's mostly a matter of actually scaling up panel and battery production.
>>220977115PURE FUCKING KINO
>>220980192>Wind turbines kill millions of birds every yearfirst off, no they fucking don't lmao. this is a "you eat seven spiders in your sleep" myth people spreadsecond, even if they did there are billions and billions of birds, who gives a shit.
>>220978521Isn't Chernobyl like a nice,ecosystem now for flora and fauna, now that humans are gone?
>>220980945So is the Korean DMZ. Turns out humans are environmental grim reapers
>>220980945it's radioactive, it might look fine but it's all fucked up.
>>220980906you have no way to prove this, liberal tranny.>>220980915real man unlike you and your Indian lover, spic.
>>220980972>proofs PROOFS?!
>>220980001Chernobyl is in the oinkurine, you can't blame russia for it
>>220980993>ukraine>1986Off to gulag
>>220980984spurdo was peak internet dam
>>220980000>>220980763I miss those days so much you have no idea.
>>220977717
>serbs and br*zilians come out of the woodwork to defend ussr
>>220981018
>>220980993you subhuman fucking retard
>>220977115>What am I in for?ukrainian retardation
>>220981037kek
>>220981078we got a live one
>>220980993the ukraine didn't exist on a map until 91 but didn't really exist until the budapest memorandam in 94.
And they want that shithole to be part of the EU lmao.
>>220981082
>>220980081You'll know her the second she's there, the only thing that stops her from being a total girlboss is the based secret police. It's less annoying on the first viewing.>They're dumping sand and boron on it...>It's what I'd do.>(Snidely) I'm sure it is...It's like ok what's your grand plan then? She had none. That's her problem, acts like everyone else is dumb and then doesn't really add much herself. It's what happens when you take dozens of scientists who were working with them from the start and try to distill them into a single character who shows up a few days later.
>the Ukraine
>>220977115kino on-screen, vatnik seethe here
>>220981111I will add that she's fine once she leaves the plant area and starts interviewing the staff in hospital, it's really just her earlier scenes that are like that. If that was all her scenes she'd be fine.
>>220981100pre-war ukraine had the best internet infrastructure in east euro by a long shot.they were closer to western countries than any other ex-soviet/east euro shithole in that regard.the problem with ukraine is the corruption, they're right up there with russia and the koreas with how corrupt their society is which is what kept them out of nato and will continue to keep them from joining nato.ukraine was never even in consideration for joining nato due to their corruption levels.
>>220978071I wanna lie down there and have it give me massages and tickles
>>220981064
>>220977115
>>220981134NTA; you counting Czechia as a part of Eastern Europe™?
>>220978071>Soviets so cheap they didn't give the staff whack-a-mole hammers in to deal with the jumping fuel channels.
>>220981146>ticklesWeren't those rods 12 feet tall and thousands of pounds
>>220981183
I don't want to get banned, but seeing an Anon randomly starting talking shit about Ukraine is kinda funny.
>>220981219>randomlynigga they gettin paid 5 rubles per post
>>220981229Meanwhile in the West our leaders send 5 bucks to support Ukraine per post.
>>220981229How many eggs is that?
>>220980906MISTER HICKEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GRAPHITE
>>220981251>our
>>220981251they should send more
I don't think the writers understand how radiation sickness works. It's played up like an infectious disease, which is laughable.
>>220981310Yeah, in hindsight, that's the worst part on rewatch>mfw the baby absorbed the radiation
>>220977882>but they only tell you at the end that just a handful of people died from itThat was literally Burguerstan propaganda.It was bad, not gonna lie, but it was contained, and little harm was done.But the antinuclear on top, that the KGB knew it would happen, was the real paganda.It literally scared the world out of nuclear poweplants, MORE THAN THE ACTUAL NUCLEAR BOMBORINOS ACTUALLY DROPPING AND KILLING 200k CHINKSAnd that propaganda was 80% North America, 20% eurotardsAnd it literally backfired because their orange man literally wants to get back to coal miningThis world is so fucking gay and stupid, just let me out
>mfw I drank the Peoples™ Vodka
>>220981037>the cunny coefficient
>>220981350>"Power's dropping, we have a build up of xenon gas... I'm going to hit the AZ-5 so the graphite tips spike reactor output."
>>220981375
>>220981389A daring synthesis, Anon.
>>220981392>As you can see...>Pans to the old hagsCracks me every fucking time
>>220981251This is trues and I am of very concern my fellow wectoid comrade
>>220981111Those digits are gonna hit critical mass.
>>220977115Propaganda
>>220981556>off by oneThey gave you the propaganda numbers
>>220980055Honestly it comes off more as a commentary track than a pod cast.
>>220981654yeah it does. in a good way. pretty insightful.
>>220977882>They made the Chernobyl Incident seem like a big awful thingIt fucking was and all of europe was worried about the fallout from it. Just because a million people didn't die like some stupid action movie doesn't mean it it wasn't a big deal. And it 100% contributed to the fall of the soviet union.
>>220981820It was just a minor explosion, dumbass. Nothing more than American propaganda blown out of fucking proportion.
>>220981871What about this one?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyshtym_disaster
>>220981871>American propagandaAnon, europe worrying about nuclear fallout was american propaganda? And you're looking at this all in hindsight because your parents weren't even alive when this happened. A fucking nuclear power plant blowing up and cracking all containment wide fucking open isn't just a "minor explosion." Neither is the fucking exclusion zone the soviets set up, or the most expensive building ever constructed known as the sarcophagus. But yeah, no big deal bro! Hardly anyone died! Way to go. Imagine being an unironic soviet shill.
>>220980000At least TD S2 gave us vinceposting.
kino and core-chan
>>220982126Are you a fellow American comrade from Texas oblast with warm water ports?
>>220981677Wasn't trying to disparage it, but encourage people who might not listen to a podcast.
>>220982499yeah, you know what? I'm gonna kiss you on the mouth.
>>220977163>facts over ideology lmao anon half the show is speculative fiction about how the evil soviets tried to handle/cover up the accident
>>220982530>evilincompetent
>worst nuclear disaster ever>only five thousand people diedah yes
>>220980972You're real red white and blue KAVKAZ churka rape meat, not a man lmao
>>220977882Millions of people in Europe got cancer later in life because of it.
>>220983014White people are more prone to cancer because of the sun, this doesn't prove shit retard.>>220982996American pig.
Seeing the BRICShitskins come out of the woodwork to attack Ukraine is pretty funny desu
>>220983035I guess they just got too much sun on their thyroids.
>>220983499ayo this nigga doesn't tan his internals
>>220979519Good. Don't steal things you fucking thief. I bet you're a poo-lack
>>220977115About 3.6 roengten. Similar amount of radiation to a chest x-ray.
>>220977115>Jared Harris>Stellan SkarsgardDo you really need to ask ? It's KINO
>>220983592>>>220977115 (OP)>>Jared Harris>>Stellan Skarsgard>Do you really need to ask ? It's KINO
>>220977138Bumpty bump. My life for you!!! The big fire!
>>220977115i dont understand why did the thing explode?
>>220983834How fucking stupid can you serioulsy be? They literally spell it out for you multiple times.
I'll never forgive them for making Dyatlov a villain.For a show that is so critical of the USSR, why tf did they put all the blame on a few guys?
>>220980993lmao
>>220977163>>220977151>>220977138Shito
>>220977703>>220981072>>220977210
>>220980993>>220980000>>220979363>>220977162
>>220984769
>2019 >7 years ago
>>220977882>have to spend hundreds of billions to contain the fallout and prevent continent-wide cataclysm>so much money in fact that your shithole system falls apart in a couple of years and the largest country on Earth dissolves>no biggie lmao
>>220980000this and Young Pope S1
>>220985204Stop trying to force the meme that the big nothings of memenobyl caused the Soviet Union to dissolve when it was due to the poor consumer economy causing a rise in Russian nationalism
>>220977115I still can't wrap my head around how Craig Mazin made KINO like Chernobyl and then how bad he fucked up TLOU.
>>220985341The source material for one was a real life disaster that could have rendered half of Europe as a poisoned wasteland and the other was a PS3 game
>>220985341>>220985370Mazin made a whole bunch of crappy schlock before Chernobyl. The best thing he'd written before it was fucking Scary Movie 3. That said I thought TLOU S1 was exceptional, and that TLOU S2 actually had source material that could have made a much better show than S1 but ended up being shit for some reason.
>>220980000/scdp/ will always be peak /tv/, it's been 10 years and i still miss it
>>220977162This, and that's specifically the dog episode
>>220977115Watch it without your wife/girlfriend. She will have a meltdown during the dog episode.
>>220978071
>>220981064lol
>>220977115It's crapAnd honestly pretty insulting
>>220977115An insight into the present situation in the West.
>>220977115it's kino if you turn your brain off but it becomes annoying if you think about anything they portray because there's too much self indulgent gay fan fiction and then dweebs are parroting events in the show as if it's 100% historically accurate. it's unfortunately a really well made show where its version of events become the canon that people remember. why romanticise a loser like legasov and invent things he did. all of the people in the show are portrayed as complete opposites for some reason. and then the gay made up bridge scene, making up the helicopter crash, making up the irradiated baby stuff, the gay shooting dogs dramatization. and then the irony is that the show is thematically about the cost of lies>>220977163>facts over ideology.kek
>>220977115It's a great show, but they completely made up a bunch of shit that never happened, and one of the main characters never existed. And it probably made a lot of people anti-nuclear instead of anti-commie like it should have. Watch it for the memes. Don't take any of it seriously.
>>220979519you could have and you would have been completely fine if you ate them. you should be more worried about from eating lead like the boomers, who are the ones who pushed all this nuke hysteria (because they are lead poisoned retards).
>>220977882Nuclear would solve all our energy needs but dumb slavs set the world back 100 years on that.
>He's chucked a dosimeter over the reactor hall, what have you done?
>>220986264bloody good nuclear physicist
Levels of somber misery you will only find in series like The Terror
>>220986264FINCHY!
>all those russian bots in full damage controljeez
the very best thing made in the last decade
>>220986637Damn russian bots
>>220983035You are brown.
>>220986695wait, you actually think nato started the war?
>>220978071what am I looking at?
>>220986704Of course they did nigga are you retarded
>>220977138fippy bippy
>>220986714the russians inofficially supplied weapons and personnel to separatists since 2014the russians invaded ukraine in 2022these are unequivocal facts, russian bot
>>220986710just a kettle boiling
>>220986760
>>220977115kino that is not great, not terrible!
>>220986710something about as heavy as a small car and as tall as two men bouncing up and down like a jack-in-the-box
>>220986710Brick rave party
muhhh graphite tipsmuhh az-3 buttonmuh heckin power outage simulation experiment
>>220977882kill yourself dumb log
>>220977115A good mini-series that goes from mundane horror to political thriller.
>>220977115It's a bigger budget show following the same narrative arc as Citizen X (another HBO miniseries) where a brilliant maverick has to gain the support and help of a communist party official to bypass the secret police and byzantine Soviet party politicking.The funniest thing about both shows is that they're set just before 1990 but portray the KGB and Soviet society as if it were still the 1930s Stalinist USSR during the purges with secret agents were following everyone and could execute you at a moment's notice for not praising Lenin hard enough.
>>220986783alright ivan, keep posting lies
>>220980993this is some fine 130 iq bait
>>220980906no the cia blew up 3mi
>>220987142sellafield otoh was just the bongs being a bunch of morons like usualwhy do things the right way if you can try to be too clever by half and do it in a complicated and shitty way
>>220986264>Bloody Kurchatov students, waste of space>"Ooh I dont do anything all day but ooh I need more money to do it">What was your job? Professor in charge of watching Hy пoгoди every day?
>>220977115A happy ending where everything went better than expected and it wasn't really that bad like everyone thought. Basically they were worrying about nothing.
>>220983726it's crazy to think the early years of nuclear research was bush league shit like this
>>220978829That last one is so funny kek
>>220980000Checked and also you realize we can still have these threads right?
>>220977115Kino.
>>220980886
>>220980965isn't that full of landmines? I'm skeptical
>>220981072
>>220981263lol
>>220977138This
>>220977115Some BS brainwashing pretending scientists are the good guys.
>>220984769They were freshman roommates at Princeton, that's why he shits on Cruz so much
>>220981134Nice joke. Sex change countries of drugs and torture talking about others as inferior in regards to corruption.
>>220986824Faster!
>>220981152kek
>>220979380unfiltered cinema?
the scene with the coal miners was such a kino moment does anyone have the clip?
>>220977115Radiation is fucking terrifying brosYou're telling me if I just stand here for too long I get the most painful way to die possible without any cure??? Hell naNuclear is still the future tho it's too efficient just don't be cheapskates like the ussr
>>220988554You mean when he's got his dick out?
>Mister Hickey you shall get back into the core AT ONCE
>>220988615kek no the one where they collect the miners
Scientist woman kind of ruins the show desu.Also, normies watch the show and assume millions died, when it was just two guys or whatever.
>>2209771153.6 out of 5: not great , not terrible.
>main antagonist is an invisible, odorless, tasteless force that gives you an agonising death just by looking at it Lovecraftian bros, we eatin good on this one
>>220988625>make him look into the reactor.. AS A BOY!
>>220985997>made up helicopter crashBut an helicopter did crash on the NPP, it's still there...And soviets did kill people's pets and obviously people would'nt be happy about this.The soviets were evil by incompetence (or just evil because uneducated hicks given positions of power) just like the nu-soviets that invaded ukraine.And guess what, today russia is still a shithole just like the urss because they can't stop lying to everyone (even to Putin since he thought his army had a real chance).The soviets just don't learn.
>>220986710The price of lies.
>>220988560hydrogen
You have to admit the graphite looked absolutely delicious. I would love to take a big crunchy bite
>>220989377Except most of those are framed around personal accounts of what happened by eye-witnesses. The actual documentation of events was actually worse. In the original documents a technician out of the control room to go to the reactor, and a second one hesitated and then chased after him. The first went around a corner and through double-doors with the second maybe five paces away. The explosion occurred, the second guy got back up rounded the corner opened the doors and there was nothing there but a three-story drop.>>220987062>they're set just before 1990 but portray the KGB and Soviet society as I was there in the mid-80s for an extended period. It was exactly like that. I have yet to see western fiction that’s been less than 80-90% accurate. Even The Americans portrayal of *SSR life was accurate. Right down to the 1950s black sedans driving around, army formations in the park on the regular, etc.
>>220981330>>220981310Isn't the idea that they are so irradiated it's leaching off them into everyone and everything they come into contact with? Isn't that how it works?
>>220990870Yeah the firefighter's clothes are still "will kill you" levels of irradiated
>>220977115Bump for /pol/
the saddest part was the pet genocide
>>220977115Angry replies by muscovites who were taught that radiation isn't real in school.
>>2209867103.6 radiation bro
>>220992843They got better.
>>220977138fpbp i wish you could have watched in when it came out rbmk generals were probably the last truly great general
>>220978829i concur doctor god i miss those days
>>220977115a solid 3.6
>>220980000based and checked
>>220980984kek
We seal off the thread. No one leaves. And cut the shitpost lines. Contain the spread of misinformation.
>>220993412Oh yes, we shall be given passes for our efforts here in this thread
>>220993412It's not three memes.
>>220985341one hit wonder
>>220979533>Three Mile Island, USA>The reason why the operator missed the lights for the second valve is not known, although one theory is that his own large belly hid it from his view.
lol
>Our high range meme synthesis just arrived. We cover one of our posts with on-topic shielding, mount the shitpost on the front. >Have one of your men get as close to the thread as you can. But understand... even with the on-topic shielding, it may not be enough to avoid a ban. >Then I'll do it myself.
>>220980000Checked
>>220993412This one got me.
>>220990870>Isn't that how it works?Not at all, but a century of propaganda has misled a lot of people who really should know better. It would only be dangerous if someone was still covered with radioactive dust or something like that. That could contaminate bedsheets and the like and you could breathe it in if you were in close contact. But once they've been decontaminated there's no danger. It's like being worried that getting too close to a burn victim will also burn you. Completely ridiculous.
>>220985997The irradiated baby is meant to represent the entire millennial generation. Women who got salted elements built-in in their bones ultimately passed them to their firstborn children because kids sucks up all kind of nutrients from mother's during pregnancy.
>>220984729Her character severely damaged the kino
There is no time to waste, Eurocomrades!
If you don't care what actually happened, and only care about THE DRAMA, then enjoy your kinos. Don't pretend you're an expert on the subject after, dorks and nerds WILL cringe in your direction.
>>220981392jesus christ kek>the walllooool
