Are you excited for Toy Story 9?
Will they delve into Andy's moms sex toys?
Imagine bringing a child into this world for them to be excited about Toy Story 9 and then you understand why Ancient Greeks were calling their own generations the ignorant ones except now we have gay endless pop culture slop.
>>220977260>Woody and Buzz accidentally fall into the forbidden bottom drawer of the nightstand>it's pitch black, smells like lavender and silicone>a low, deafening hum begins vibrating the entire drawer>a colossal, battle scarred Hitachi Magic Wand emerges from the shadows >voiced by Josh Brolin>"You boys shouldn't be down here...">Woody tips his hat>"Howdy! I'm Woody, and this is my friend Buzz! Who's your kid?">the Hitachi stares off into the distance, eyes filled with phantom trauma>"We don't have a kid, cowboy... we serve the Mother directly."
>>220977240We need a ban on franchises with more than 3 sequels. Everything is run to the ground by part 4.
>>220977451>The dildo and the vibrator are also named Woody and Buzz
Projects doesn't mean full films. Toy Story 3 had a ton of shorts released around the same time