What secrets does /tv/ possess so that i may possess them?Tell your tale's little sparrows
>>220977391I watched Tar last night and ended up fapping to lesbian porn
>>220977391Who taught you that shite?
>>220977391there was a place called 4channel
>>220977415Ah, a night well spent I am certain.
went down on a chick at RiverFest 3 namedays ago and my mouth gets blisters, doesnt have an impact on my jet skii skills luckily, won the Golden Trout 2 years straight, also my retarded nephew is a massive fag so write that down
>>220977391My dad was in a band once.
I had pasta for dinner last night and I think I'll have pasta again tonight.
>>220977391I'm in polycule with 2 qt girls but I'm to scared to tell my mom because she's a sunday school teacher and would not approve of them being bisexual.
>>220977391I'm not telling you anything baldfyre fucking shit
>>220977391>"So, another seeker after knowledge enters my realm. I am Hermaeus Mora, Prince of Fate and Lord of Secrets. This is Apocrypha, where all knowledge is hoarded. Perhaps you will prove clever enough to uncover the secrets hidden here. If so, welcome. Perhaps you are a fool or a coward. If so, you are in peril. Read your book again and escape before Apocrypha claims you forever."
>>220977774my dad played against a darts champion once and never told me.he also helped design one of the most iconic cars in the world and never said a word.
I stopped being a hylic ever since I quit thr consumption of television and film.
>>220978068invite your mother in to make it a testicle you fucking retarded cunt
>>220978357You type like an indian Saar
>>220978347it's okay to consume film as part of going to the theater
I just don't give a shit anymore, you nutless chrome dome.
>>220978345Your dad is cool af
i'm whaling out on an obnoxious amount of chinese food right now
>>220977391How did GoT catch on with normies? All the bad guys are so mustache twirling evil from the moment they appear. Literally worse than Greasy-Grimy-Grima Wormtongue.
>>220977391>>220977559This dude owns this role for all time. I can hear him saying these things. He’s almost as iconic as Hopkins as Lecter.
>>220977391I believe Batman v Superman to be the finest “cape” film ever made. It has themes and subtext that I’ve never heard a single “critic” comment on.
>>220978223Hey fuck you m8. I am the keeper of secrets in the 4channic realms
>>220977391I'm banned from playing pool in most of the bars in my city because my dad was a pool shark and taught me the same. I caused too many fights.
>>220978223Would you die if I burned that book?
>>220978942Bata
>>220978777Tbh the way little finger and varys carry themselves I'm surprised no one off'd them out of paranoia alone when anything does wrong, unless they want me to believe they made themselves so valuable they were irreplaceable despite no blow back on the city from them being banished and leaving the capital
>>220979016Even if they left the city, their spies are still in play everywhere.
We missed out on him killing Kevan in the show.https://youtu.be/8QW6krFWOZw
>>220979046I aint that shit nigga
>>220977391Small dicked vs dickless-- who wins?
>>220979303Varys won, clearly
>>220979303with incompetent writers all lose
>>220979303is varys actually dickless, i thought they just did orchiectomies so they can't get hard
>>220979856he says a wizard burned his dong for some ritual when he was a kid
>>220980028how does he pee?
>>220980041he pees from what's left of the pee canal, the question is if he can control it or if he just leaks involuntarily
>>220980041The hole; same as trannies
>>220980141Prostrate controls that
>>220977391I drank the Arbor Gold™.
I was once known as the Russian hacker Anonymous.
>>220977391Im a big guy.
>>220977391I fingered Hex in a Sydney nightclub
