Underrated story teller
“I know who he is, I’m not lettin’ him in.”
i liked hello, ladies
20p
>Have you seen Men in Black 2 Steve? Cause there's this thing in it....
>>220978638People like you are why this chicken is late in the first place.
>>220978638Great story about the cash points heist, Merchant. Totally fake. He's a liar
>>220978638Why did he hate the Lord of the Rings movies so much?
Isn't this guy good friends with David Irving?
>I was thinking about you in the week, Steve. And like… I mean, you sort of joke about it now when we talk about it in the office, but I was walking home the other night and I was thinking about it... do you worry that when you’re old, you will be on your own?
>>220979296when i was a young immature atheist i used to think ricky was right, but now i see he was practically right about everything
>>220979160He doesn't want to be a nerd. He's a natural Dungeons and Dragons type but he fought it off
Merchant may be a cunt
>>220979181Probably, based on his scathing comments about Muslims and paedophiles.
>>220979055>it was just 20pim with steve on this one. if its such a small amount just pay it back you pikey.
>>220979160is he a seething bookfag or just a contrarian?
>>220978638I always remember him as the chef from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
theres this thing in it
>>220979356Karl gave him a keg of beer for free he's a fucking stingy cheapskate
>Ricky, I need work. I loved the David Brent movie. I'm sorry. I'll be an extra in season 6 of Afterlife if you want
>>220978638>So uhhhh Karl, I wanted to ask you, have you heard of the phrase "a stitch in time saves nine?">Reckon I've heard of it>Well what does it mean Karl?>Uhhh... maybe something about buttons>*Ricky laughs like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard"
>>220979669that was a gift. the actual amount doesnt matter. it could have been 1p. the principal is you pay back what you owe your friends unless they say "forget about it" and absolve you.
>>220979723This was after Steve was making The Office money. It's ridiculous, Steve and Ricky were making corporate videos for Microsoft and other huge companies as a side business as well. Imagine asking a peon radio monkey for a few cents
>>220978638>screams at karl pilkington over the phone from his airconditioned office in london while karl was stuck knee deep in literal shit in india, saying that karl is too stupid to understand cultureThe guy is a first-class cunt.>>220979368the chicken will be 5 more minutes
"I'm not having a go">has a go
>>220978638that's a guy that'll get you a quid off at the monarch
>>220979992It's a crime to force westerners to visit India. We need to shut down that place until we figure out what the hell is going on
>>220978638This guy is a faggot who works for that bigger faggot, Ricky Gervais.
>>220980328this is literally me
>>220979368Last time I watched The Office I noticed that Garth Merenghi/Matthew Holness had a one-episode role as the IT guy.
>>220978638>supports Jimmy Savilecan't believe Normy would host a Holocaust denier and a pedo apologist on his show.
>>220980978Jimmy wasn't a pedo, he was a martyr for the northern way of life
>>220979358Bookfag.
Sonofabitch...
Steve's timing has always been his greatest strengthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxrNTHRUqYI&t=2793s
>>220979057No! They didnt do that.
>>220980328This photoshoots are something else. They are comically absurd, the crucifix with the mic stand is the worst.
>>220978638Heard he's a big fan of David Irving
>>220982162He just can't stop talking about those aerial photographs of Auschwitz-Birkenau from 1944.
>>220982189well the shadows are off so I can understand
>>220979006Great show, more people ought to watch it. The episode where he’s in the hot tub at this mansion trying to put the moves on some model and gets kicked out for mistakenly telling a racist joke he found online while trying to be funny and smooth still makes me shudder with secondhand cringe kek.
>>220981191You'll be lucky if you get any of my lovely chicken
>>220979389Look at his eyes bulging with imagined riches.
>>220982162>>220982189Stalin was just as bad
>if you just think of with what you want to say your brain comes up with the words for you
>>220980328Mad, Christian?
>20p? IT'S ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE KARL>random debit card left in the machine? a considerable sum of money? think i'll reward myselfsteve "careful with my (your) money" (((merchant)))
