>2026>We are forgotten
>gen alpha already having kids
>>220979173Yeah im impregnating them all
>>220979145I wish our media were forgotten and left to rot in peace
>>220979173That's Gen Z idiot. they don't have to be adjacent
>>220979173Whoever makes these is solely rage baiting.
maybe you don't understand how great it is to never be brought up in a shit-throwing faglet fight among zoomers, alphas, millennials and boomers. nobody even thinks to complain about us. it's like you literally can't see us having a blast
>>220979280no one cares
>>220979280language has evolvedGen z and millenials for a time used 'boomer' as a catchall for anyone over 40, which included gen xNow gen z is calling anyone over 30 'unc'
>>220979338because none of them have dads
>>220979338It's because boomer sounds funny like baby talk, boo boo ba ba. Reality is downstream of this.
>>220979280I just count gen x as boomers. You don't really do anything different
>>220979145Gen Beta will be kino
>>220979355hm, now what is the new fancyboy term?>TRVKE
>>220979145Kill whoever tries to push gen beta.My son was just born. He’s not a beta. He’s based. Call it Gen Based. Again, kill whoever tries to push gen beta. We need birth rates to go up. This will destroy birth rates if all kids are consigned to being called betasAgain - GENOCIDE
>>220979338She started this. Mid 2010s onward kids would call anyone right leaning that is older than them a boomer. It then extended to anyone bad with technology, which doesn't even make sense given how computer illiterate gen z is.
>>220979382>millennial meme = zoomer realityGRIMpresident Bane when?
>>220979434it's a facebook meme from the late 2000s actually
>just moderately attracted enough to my gen x mil that I'm excited for my wife to look like that in 20 yearsIt's a good feel.
>>220979382Millennials all wanted to just play guitar, blow every last dollar they have, not care about their kids and give them ipads to raise them, and hire Ubers to pick them up from school bro, they are boomers too.
>>220979173tic tock old ahh unc
>>220979404>>220979426It's weird thinking about the future and how your kids are either going to be bringing back highschool gfs named Iris/Delores/Winnifred.Crumbling tombstone names.
>>220979475Actually it was an extremely inorganic meme spammed here to promote monster energy for some reason
>>220979639nobody can blank post anymore so they just say words like your post
>>220979145>alpha>betaWe didn't run out of American letters you fucking fucks. Go back to A, B, C, before the greek.
>>220979145>gen Y deleted from history
>>220980097Millennials are Gen Y, you tit.
>>220980097millennials are gen y, that's just not as interesting a name as gen X (for extreme because they're all fags and heroin users and suicidal) or gen z which is just what people say when they don't want to say zoomer
>>220979338>Now gen z is calling anyone over 30 'unc'And they're starting to turn 30 this year, lol. I will cherish this vain generation's fast decline in relevance and appearance.
>>220979145This implies you should have a kid around 30 years old. How you doing with that, /tv/?
>>220979338Unc is mid-20s and over. Early zoomers have long been getting roasted by later zoomers and alphoids.
1995 is millenial not gen z
>>220980127>>220980134Back in the day there was a divide between Gen X (mid 70s-Early 80s), Gen Y (mid 80s-early 90s) and Millennials (mid 90s-mid 00s). Then the range of ages just kept fucking expanding until you have retards thinking a person born in 1980 has anything in common with someone born in fucking 1994. Someone born in 1994 likely had a cell phone growing up, someone born in 1980 didn't see a computer that was a DOS prompt until they were a teen
Anyone making a big deal out of generations is an indian trying to apply their caste system to other realms.
I do not forget.
>>220979145>zoomers are 30 nowIt's over...
>>220980284the age banding is 15 years because a 15 year old can be a parent
>>220980518What an arbitrary retarded number. People can have kids younger than 15 and the average age of parenthood in the US is 27-28
>>220979145gen x are just boomers
>>220980518It’s 15 years because of the assumption not much would change between the oldest and youngest during their coming of age.
>>220980555pick a number then and defend it
>>220979145Fuck you, I am 83' X
>>220980566Ten years is about the age range, from my experience, when they still consistently relate to cultural and technology patterns. Obviously it's going to get smaller over time as more technology and more information become available at an increasing rate. >Baby Boomers (45-65)>Hippy Faggots (65-75)>Gen X (75-85)>Gen Y (85-95)>Millennials (95-05)>Gen Z (05-15)>Alpha (15-25)
>>220980636technology distribution is not equal though, white suburban millennials grew up different from rural ones or black urbanites, let alone country differences
>>220979145Why did we switch to Greek? Why not just call them Gen B or at least Gen Bravo
>>220980555I mean there's been historical precident for a few dozen ten year olds who've gotten knocked up, but under fifteen you really start to get close to the "this girl or the baby could probably die" territory. Average first menses is still at about fourteen, plus nine months, slap a few months on because it probably won't happen in the first go, and you're at fifteen there.
>>220980651Obviously distribution is going to be all over the place for a wide range of factors, but if we're boiling behaviors down based on something as retardedly vague as "generations" then it's going to be a very wide fucking net.
>>220979636i'm genx and had a classmate named dolores and that name was considered old fashioned to usdo zoomers consider names like jennifer and michelle old lady names?
>>220980668>Average first menses is still at about fourteenYou are just going on vibes and this isn't backed up by stats. Average menstruation is around twelve.Average PUBERTY is DONE between 15-17 for girls, likely younger.Your gauge is completely off because the number has been getting lower and lower while the social attitudes for sex at young ages are becoming more conservative.
Gen X are just boomer liteMalevolent and soulless
>>220979145>Gen BetaLmao, imagine being born and already being called a loser
>>220980063(you)nigger
>>220979145Why did you put "2026". Did you not even know why you're called Generation 'X' in the first place? Because you're not describable generation because you're hardly there, you're the few people who landed between actual generations. They literally said 'there's nothing to go off', like where you'd put a describing word, so 'we'll just put X', for those people we don't sense any impact from, but must be there. Look it up.
this whole generation shit is the most retarded thing ive ever seen
>>220979145What happened to Gen X?You guys were the "MTV Generation." The rebellious slackers. And, one day, you all just... disappeared?
>>220981599>end rebellious youth>get a well playing 9-5 desk jobthe horror
>>220979145>generations keep getting shorter, ending up at 14 yearsonly if we're talking about orcas maybe
Fuck generational talk, what is your favorite 90s tv show/movie?
